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(Bleacher Report)   Tonight on WWE Monday Night Raw at 9 PM on USA, Chris Jericho will be the latest old guy to return, Vickie Guerrero will return as General Manager, and surely there will be a memorial celebration for Chris Ben+++CARRIER LOST+++   (bleacherreport.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Vickie Guerrero, Chris Jericho, Monday Night Raw, John Cena, Raw Brand, CARRIER LOST, John Laurinaitis, USA  
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2012-06-25 07:55:10 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar:
anyone here get ion? I know I do...big whup anyways...proilly a new superstars show.

Oh, and a new Superstars is a good thing. I'd rather see Zack Ryder vs. Curt Hawkins than Randy Orton vs... well... anyone.


On that note, I'm kinda pissed that the new NXT isn't on WWE.com anymore. I was really curious to see it after the revamp.
 
2012-06-25 07:56:24 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FirstNationalBastard: P-Money All $tar:
anyone here get ion? I know I do...big whup anyways...proilly a new superstars show.

Oh, and a new Superstars is a good thing. I'd rather see Zack Ryder vs. Curt Hawkins than Randy Orton vs... well... anyone.

On that note, I'm kinda pissed that the new NXT isn't on WWE.com anymore. I was really curious to see it after the revamp.


me too.

theres always ChikaROH
 
2012-06-25 07:56:38 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Steven Rules: P-Money All $tar: ION TELEVISION DEBUTS WWE MAIN EVENT

I get ION also. I guess they are doing this in place of the delayed WWE channel, or are they doing this as part of HHH new development program restructuring. I guess if it is better than the Sunday Night Heat shows were, I will be OK with it.

I think most everyone gets ION.

It used to be Pax, which was one of those damn religious networks that crept onto everyone's cable service, then turned into a real channel that showed a lot of reruns.


And infomercials. Lots and lots of infomercials.
 
2012-06-25 07:57:12 PM  
Thank you to DUMB ASS MONKEY FOR THE TF!

You rock!
 
2012-06-25 07:57:29 PM  
Not even watching tonight.. fark it.. Line is drawn..
 
2012-06-25 07:58:10 PM  
Wassup peeps Sin Cara yelllow checking in
 
2012-06-25 07:59:11 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FirstNationalBastard: Steven Rules: P-Money All $tar: ION TELEVISION DEBUTS WWE MAIN EVENT

I get ION also. I guess they are doing this in place of the delayed WWE channel, or are they doing this as part of HHH new development program restructuring. I guess if it is better than the Sunday Night Heat shows were, I will be OK with it.

I think most everyone gets ION.

It used to be Pax, which was one of those damn religious networks that crept onto everyone's cable service, then turned into a real channel that showed a lot of reruns.

And infomercials. Lots and lots of infomercials.


Still does. I don't think they sign on with real programming until 1 PM in the afternoon.

But, they are a network that you can get with just an antenna, so now WWE can claim they once again have a presence on a major non-cable based network.
 
2012-06-25 07:59:54 PM  

Dougie AXP: Thank you to DUMB ASS MONKEY FOR THE TF!

You rock!


Well, now I wish there were a way to pay Drew five dollars to un-gift TF.
 
2012-06-25 08:00:36 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena tweeted, "In Fort Wayne for #Raw tonight I have an announcement that will make history! Make sure to watch #Raw"

What do you think the announcement will be? (Snark earns extra credit)


He had sex with not only Victoria while she was married, but he had sex WITH YOUR WIFE (instant heel turn)

/for 75 percent of guys
//for 25 percent he becomes SuperCena
 
2012-06-25 08:00:50 PM  
By the way: sweet chili doritos and chunky's chili with steak, omg, they're an awesome combo
 
2012-06-25 08:01:49 PM  

Steven Rules: hobblekitty: Triple H's Freedom from Want

[i107.photobucket.com image 391x495]

It's all about the gravy.


lh3.googleusercontent.com

Not always a good thing.
 
2012-06-25 08:03:38 PM  

TheManofPA: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Cena tweeted, "In Fort Wayne for #Raw tonight I have an announcement that will make history! Make sure to watch #Raw"

What do you think the announcement will be? (Snark earns extra credit)

He had sex with not only Victoria while she was married, but he had sex WITH YOUR WIFE (instant heel turn)

/for 75 percent of guys
//for 25 percent he becomes SuperCena


I'd heard about Mickey James, but that guy got to tag Victoria? shiat.
 
2012-06-25 08:05:04 PM  

robsul82: In seriousness? Cena's going for the MITB briefcase. Because we heard on the Internet that they planned it and then scuttled it, and Vince is in one of his "fark the Internet" moods lately, so to "prove the dirtsheets wrong," etc.


Actually, I hope Cena wins it. Somebody needs to be the first to lose their MITB cash-in match. Cena's the only guy who can do that and come away still having a career.
 
2012-06-25 08:06:05 PM  
Almost every wrestling thread, like clockwork...

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-25 08:06:14 PM  

ZMugg: Steven Rules: hobblekitty: Triple H's Freedom from Want

[i107.photobucket.com image 391x495]

It's all about the gravy.

[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x304]

Not always a good thing.


Nope.
i.qkme.me

/If you get this, we should hang out.
 
2012-06-25 08:06:22 PM  

Fisty Bum: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Bleacher is reporting that both Orton and Rey will get pushes upon their return.

Unfortunately, they'll be pushing Orton as a face again. Morans.

What Rey Mysterio getting a big push may look like...

[i.imgur.com image 480x330]


Ah, the Lawn Darting of INFAMY, that brings tears to these eyes! (As in, how much $ and telling of BS did it take for ReyRey to agree to being lawn-darted like that)
 
2012-06-25 08:06:32 PM  

kenwastinger: I'd heard about Mickey James, but that guy got to tag Victoria? shiat.


And rats. Big ones, Cena himself said on Stern he digs the big ones.
 
2012-06-25 08:06:38 PM  

antarcticmoo: robsul82: In seriousness? Cena's going for the MITB briefcase. Because we heard on the Internet that they planned it and then scuttled it, and Vince is in one of his "fark the Internet" moods lately, so to "prove the dirtsheets wrong," etc.

Actually, I hope Cena wins it. Somebody needs to be the first to lose their MITB cash-in match. Cena's the only guy who can do that and come away still having a career.


Don't even hope that, it belongs to Ziggles this year.

#HEEL
 
2012-06-25 08:06:56 PM  

Dougie AXP: Thank you to DUMB ASS MONKEY FOR THE TF!

You rock!


Enjoy it, my friend!
 
2012-06-25 08:07:07 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ARMBAR!


Arm-BAR!
 
2012-06-25 08:07:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BTW, Here's FARK's Benoit thread.

It may be the first live RAW thread.

/they got to 1700 posts.

//zomg, the way the way that thread stands now, robsul82 won the Moss Covered, Three Handled, Family Murdering Gredunza.


So Rob gets the belt already? Mark.
 
2012-06-25 08:07:43 PM  

Steven Rules: antarcticmoo: robsul82: In seriousness? Cena's going for the MITB briefcase. Because we heard on the Internet that they planned it and then scuttled it, and Vince is in one of his "fark the Internet" moods lately, so to "prove the dirtsheets wrong," etc.

Actually, I hope Cena wins it. Somebody needs to be the first to lose their MITB cash-in match. Cena's the only guy who can do that and come away still having a career.

Don't even hope that, it belongs to Ziggles this year.

#HEEL


This. #ZigglesforMITB all day every day.
 
2012-06-25 08:08:26 PM  

i.imgur.com



TONIGHT! Your American FARK Wrestling Association Champion defends THE most prestigious LARP title on the internet for the first time!

Key phrase: Frontal Occipital Protuberance

Post #: 744

Good luck to this week's winner! If you miss it, try again next Monday!
 
2012-06-25 08:09:19 PM  

robsul82: Steven Rules: antarcticmoo: robsul82: In seriousness? Cena's going for the MITB briefcase. Because we heard on the Internet that they planned it and then scuttled it, and Vince is in one of his "fark the Internet" moods lately, so to "prove the dirtsheets wrong," etc.

Actually, I hope Cena wins it. Somebody needs to be the first to lose their MITB cash-in match. Cena's the only guy who can do that and come away still having a career.

Don't even hope that, it belongs to Ziggles this year.

#HEEL

This. #ZigglesforMITB all day every day.


And if you do that....Vince/HHH will swerve Sin Cera to the MITB (if he manages not to injure himself this year)
 
2012-06-25 08:09:37 PM  

Smiths: prolly not watching. no thanks.


Oh come on Smiths you know you like the punishment of watching Raw
 
2012-06-25 08:10:41 PM  

HeartBurnKid: FirstNationalBastard: Steven Rules: P-Money All $tar: ION TELEVISION DEBUTS WWE MAIN EVENT

I get ION also. I guess they are doing this in place of the delayed WWE channel, or are they doing this as part of HHH new development program restructuring. I guess if it is better than the Sunday Night Heat shows were, I will be OK with it.

I think most everyone gets ION.

It used to be Pax, which was one of those damn religious networks that crept onto everyone's cable service, then turned into a real channel that showed a lot of reruns.

And infomercials. Lots and lots of infomercials.


They have Psych, Criminal Minds and Leveage reruns. I think they also had some UFC fights before the FOX contract and a NFL show.
 
2012-06-25 08:11:27 PM  

TheManofPA: And if you do that....Vince/HHH will swerve Sin Cera to the MITB (if he manages not to injure himself this year)


Oh lawd.
 
2012-06-25 08:11:32 PM  
Has anyone seen Isaid? Is he still in the politics threads?
 
2012-06-25 08:12:17 PM  

verbaltoxin: [i.imgur.com image 640x316]

TONIGHT! Your American FARK Wrestling Association Champion defends THE most prestigious LARP title on the internet for the first time!

Key phrase: Frontal Occipital Protuberance

Post #: 744

Good luck to this week's winner! If you miss it, try again next Monday!


(tears up) God bless Gorilla Monsoon, I miss him and Bobby Heenan, possibly the greatest announce combo in wrestling history (is wearing a "Will you stop!?" T-shirt as I post this).
 
2012-06-25 08:12:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BTW, Here's FARK's Benoit thread.

It may be the first live RAW thread.

/they got to 1700 posts.

//zomg, the way the way that thread stands now, robsul82 won the Moss Covered, Three Handled, Family Murdering Gredunza.


Thanks for posting that. I was not around back then, so I'll have to skim through it later.

/Getting my retro active popcorn ready
 
2012-06-25 08:13:10 PM  

silgryphon: Has anyone seen Isaid? Is he still in the politics threads?


I haven't even seen him there.
 
2012-06-25 08:13:13 PM  

styckx: Not even watching tonight.. fark it.. Line is drawn..


Smiths: prolly not watching. no thanks.


I'm too busy at work to watch
not allowed to have it on with this doorman, he has to watch rocky, or rambo or whatever movie makes him get an erection...mostly ufc or italian stuff, and he's not even italian, he's a pollock...go figure
 
2012-06-25 08:13:55 PM  

Smiths: prolly not watching. no thanks.


Come on Smiths!

i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-25 08:14:38 PM  

P-Money All $tar: styckx: Not even watching tonight.. fark it.. Line is drawn..

Smiths: prolly not watching. no thanks.

I'm too busy at work to watch
not allowed to have it on with this doorman, he has to watch rocky, or rambo or whatever movie makes him get an erection...mostly ufc or italian stuff, and he's not even italian, he's a pollock...go figure


Follow the thread then?
 
2012-06-25 08:16:36 PM  
Pimping the blog. Have a look.
 
2012-06-25 08:19:03 PM  
The. Dougie. is. here.!
 
2012-06-25 08:19:19 PM  

verbaltoxin: P-Money All $tar: styckx: Not even watching tonight.. fark it.. Line is drawn..

Smiths: prolly not watching. no thanks.

I'm too busy at work to watch
not allowed to have it on with this doorman, he has to watch rocky, or rambo or whatever movie makes him get an erection...mostly ufc or italian stuff, and he's not even italian, he's a pollock...go figure

Follow the thread then?


Oh, I'll be here. It's the only way to follow along until I get home to my Dvr
 
2012-06-25 08:19:48 PM  

Dougie AXP: The. Dougie. is. here.!


BAH GAWD KING!
 
2012-06-25 08:23:27 PM  

Dougie AXP: The. Dougie. is. here.!


Business has just picked up!
 
2012-06-25 08:24:34 PM  

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: BTW, Here's FARK's Benoit thread.

It may be the first live RAW thread.

/they got to 1700 posts.

//zomg, the way the way that thread stands now, robsul82 won the Moss Covered, Three Handled, Family Murdering Gredunza.

LOL, that's like winning one of the untelevised, unrecognized pre-1993 King of the Ring tournaments.


Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.
 
2012-06-25 08:24:35 PM  
Where. (WHAT?!) in. (WHAT?!) the. (WHAT?!) funkin. (WHAT?!) waggles. (WHAT?!) is. (WHAT?!) everyone. (WHAT?!)
 
2012-06-25 08:26:19 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: BTW, Here's FARK's Benoit thread.

It may be the first live RAW thread.

/they got to 1700 posts.

//zomg, the way the way that thread stands now, robsul82 won the Moss Covered, Three Handled, Family Murdering Gredunza.

LOL, that's like winning one of the untelevised, unrecognized pre-1993 King of the Ring tournaments.

Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.


Shenanigans, sir. Shenanigans. Jerry Lawler jumping Bret Hart and trashing the sh*t out of the KOTR throne and crown was epic. That was the best feud ever involving that "title."
 
2012-06-25 08:26:27 PM  

Dougie AXP: Where. (WHAT?!) in. (WHAT?!) the. (WHAT?!) funkin. (WHAT?!) waggles. (WHAT?!) is. (WHAT?!) everyone. (WHAT?!)


Watching secret life
 
2012-06-25 08:27:11 PM  

Fendurr: This is the earliest i have ever posted in this thread.

On a positive note, however. I will be attending the 1000th anniversary of RAW IS WARZONE in STL. On camera side too, so hopefully i can get a sign up for us.


Keep it short, simple and work-safe.

Short so that it'll fit on the sign in humongous letters; simple so that Farkers will get the joke but non-Farkers might not; and work-safe so that the TV censors will not shy away from broadcasting it.

In fact, use this:

$BEER



so that we know it's you. Short, simple and work-safe, see?
 
2012-06-25 08:27:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Well, Harley Race was recognized as the King. That was the one time the crown actually meant something, though. The rest of the time, the tournament meant nothing while the "King" title was passed around like a cheap whore.


Don't forget the epic coronation of King Duggan.

/Ventura starting off the segment with "this oughta be pretty disgusting" was rather delightful
 
2012-06-25 08:27:58 PM  

Dougie AXP: Where. (WHAT?!) in. (WHAT?!) the. (WHAT?!) funkin. (WHAT?!) waggles. (WHAT?!) is. (WHAT?!) everyone. (WHAT?!)


They got smart and watch TNA now.
 
2012-06-25 08:28:15 PM  
How has THIS never been posted here?

cdn3.sbnation.com
 
2012-06-25 08:30:11 PM  

Steven Rules: Dougie AXP: Where. (WHAT?!) in. (WHAT?!) the. (WHAT?!) funkin. (WHAT?!) waggles. (WHAT?!) is. (WHAT?!) everyone. (WHAT?!)

They got smart and watch TNA now.


Wait... did they get smart, or are they watching TNA?

/DeStael Watch: still dead.
 
2012-06-25 08:31:01 PM  
BAWH GAWD KING...IT'S TRIPLE F!

TRIPLE F is in the Farkpact Zone!
 
2012-06-25 08:32:04 PM  
Dear USA,

Please put Suits on after Raw again

tMoP
 
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