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(NW Florida Daily News)   Remember: If you're going to give the cops a false name, make sure you remember how to spell the false name   ( divider line
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2012-06-25 12:58:21 PM  
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2012-06-25 01:21:25 PM  
T-h-r-o-a-t-W-a-r-b-l-e-r- -M-a-n-g-r-o-v-e
2012-06-25 01:23:47 PM  
Another tip. Don't forget the birthdate on your fake ID.

/especially on that day
2012-06-25 01:34:47 PM  

DrippinBalls: Shoot all cops.


How dare he do his job? Welcome to Obama's fascist Amerika!
2012-06-25 01:39:46 PM  
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ChipNASA: T-h-r-o-a-t-W-a-r-b-l-e-r- -M-a-n-g-r-o-v-e

That's how it's pronounced. It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Yacht."
2012-06-25 02:53:26 PM  
"The woman was charged with misdemeanor falsely identifying herself to a law enforcement officer and will has a court appointment for July 3."

She can has court appointment?
2012-06-25 02:58:35 PM  
A shoplifter, I had helped chase down, had a woman's ID and credit cards on him. He told the cops, they belong to his sister. He couldn't give her name or address. He had helped them find another charge for him.
2012-06-25 03:14:55 PM  

King Something: ChipNASA: T-h-r-o-a-t-W-a-r-b-l-e-r- -M-a-n-g-r-o-v-e

That's how it's pronounced. It's spelled "Raymond Luxury-Yacht."

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2012-06-26 02:11:09 AM  
2012-06-26 07:18:19 AM  
I know if I ever gave a fake name, it'd be "Donnie Smear... but sometimes my friends call me pap."

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