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2012-06-25 03:48:04 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: kiwimoogle84: *snort*

And you, sir, are in blue.


Lovely!

And while I don't seriously advocate cheating, there are some posts I read on Fark occasionally about sexless relationships where I can't help but think it might be a viable option. Not getting your needs met despite doing everything possible to work through the issues? Leave them. Significant other has some leverage that makes it difficult or impossible to leave? Make it painfully obvious you will be getting laid with or without them. Again, this can seriously backfire, but as a last ditch effort, why not?


I do almost agree with you there. A sexless relationship is dead. You're not with the right person. My friend Pete is going through this right now. They've been married three years. She gained a bunch of weight and uses it as an excuse- she doesn't want to have sex because of it. Poor guy.
 
2012-06-25 03:49:04 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: kiwimoogle84: *snort*

And you, sir, are in blue.


Lovely!

And while I don't seriously advocate cheating, there are some posts I read on Fark occasionally about sexless relationships where I can't help but think it might be a viable option. Not getting your needs met despite doing everything possible to work through the issues? Leave them. Significant other has some leverage that makes it difficult or impossible to leave? Make it painfully obvious you will be getting laid with or without them. Again, this can seriously backfire, but as a last ditch effort, why not?


I mentioned that not too long ago (i.e., why men cheat). She says that she has given me outs to cheat. The problem is that I just think it's wrong and so I haven't and wouldn't. There are other things, too, like I don't want her to relish being the victim. Of course, she has told me that me not fulfilling her companionship needs is precisely why women cheat, which really did nothing but get me worried and want to be around her less.
 
2012-06-25 03:50:31 PM

kiwimoogle84: Occam's Disposable Razor: kiwimoogle84: *snort*

And you, sir, are in blue.


Lovely!

And while I don't seriously advocate cheating, there are some posts I read on Fark occasionally about sexless relationships where I can't help but think it might be a viable option. Not getting your needs met despite doing everything possible to work through the issues? Leave them. Significant other has some leverage that makes it difficult or impossible to leave? Make it painfully obvious you will be getting laid with or without them. Again, this can seriously backfire, but as a last ditch effort, why not?

I do almost agree with you there. A sexless relationship is dead. You're not with the right person. My friend Pete is going through this right now. They've been married three years. She gained a bunch of weight and uses it as an excuse- she doesn't want to have sex because of it. Poor guy.


Sounds like she needs to get some sexercise.
 
2012-06-25 03:51:55 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Occam's Disposable Razor: kiwimoogle84: *snort*

And you, sir, are in blue.


Lovely!

And while I don't seriously advocate cheating, there are some posts I read on Fark occasionally about sexless relationships where I can't help but think it might be a viable option. Not getting your needs met despite doing everything possible to work through the issues? Leave them. Significant other has some leverage that makes it difficult or impossible to leave? Make it painfully obvious you will be getting laid with or without them. Again, this can seriously backfire, but as a last ditch effort, why not?

I mentioned that not too long ago (i.e., why men cheat). She says that she has given me outs to cheat. The problem is that I just think it's wrong and so I haven't and wouldn't. There are other things, too, like I don't want her to relish being the victim. Of course, she has told me that me not fulfilling her companionship needs is precisely why women cheat, which really did nothing but get me worried and want to be around her less.


Honey, by all rights there is nothing left in that relationship. I'm sorry, but her giving you outs to cheat? Now there's no sex AND she disregards your monogamy, hence no more emotional connection. I feel terrible saying it. If things don't take a turn, and soon, you need to get out and go be happy. Life is too short.
 
2012-06-25 03:53:38 PM

KiwDaWabbit: I mentioned that not too long ago (i.e., why men cheat). She says that she has given me outs to cheat. The problem is that I just think it's wrong and so I haven't and wouldn't. There are other things, too, like I don't want her to relish being the victim. Of course, she has told me that me not fulfilling her companionship needs is precisely why women cheat, which really did nothing but get me worried and want to be around her less.


Honestly? She sounds like a manipulative wench with serious intimacy issues (you don't foster intimacy and trust by making implicit threats). If she doesn't want to work on that, I'd bail.
 
2012-06-25 03:54:14 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: kiwimoogle84: *snort*

And you, sir, are in blue.


Lovely!

And while I don't seriously advocate cheating, there are some posts I read on Fark occasionally about sexless relationships where I can't help but think it might be a viable option. Not getting your needs met despite doing everything possible to work through the issues? Leave them. Significant other has some leverage that makes it difficult or impossible to leave? Make it painfully obvious you will be getting laid with or without them. Again, this can seriously backfire, but as a last ditch effort, why not?


Rather than cheating, why not have an understanding?
"For whatever reason, we're stuck in relationship that is too dependent or beneficial to dissolve. You refuse to meet my needs and I'm not willing to sacrifice them. So I will be looking elsewhere to meet these needs."
It's a worthwhile discussion - even if you're not serious about it, it will prompt your woman to think long and hard (giggity) about your perspective. Finally.
 
2012-06-25 03:55:55 PM
KiwDaWabbit:

Relationships are about two people meeting halfway, and it sounds like she is pulling all the strings without giving you much of anything.
 
2012-06-25 03:57:18 PM

kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x148]

/hot

Notice how I haven't bitten. You're sad.


I am.
 
2012-06-25 03:59:50 PM

KiplingKat872: KiwDaWabbit: I mentioned that not too long ago (i.e., why men cheat). She says that she has given me outs to cheat. The problem is that I just think it's wrong and so I haven't and wouldn't. There are other things, too, like I don't want her to relish being the victim. Of course, she has told me that me not fulfilling her companionship needs is precisely why women cheat, which really did nothing but get me worried and want to be around her less.

Honestly? She sounds like a manipulative wench with serious intimacy issues (you don't foster intimacy and trust by making implicit threats). If she doesn't want to work on that, I'd bail.


Well, you're only getting my view, and there are obviously multiple sides to every story. I try to be as realistic as possible. I know my faults and I know that there aren't that many people out there who are actually going to accept them.

I do want advice for sure. We all know that I don't have it figured out. But I also want to get through the whole venting stage as well.
 
2012-06-25 04:01:13 PM

WhippingBoy: kiwimoogle84: WhippingBoy: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x148]

/hot

Notice how I haven't bitten. You're sad.

I am.


Aw. *hugs* want some cheesecake? Homemade. And have a puppy snuggle. That cheers everyone up.
 
2012-06-25 04:14:58 PM

KiplingKat872: Magnanimous_J: My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life

Why?

Seriously. You have a life path, why would you alter that becuase of the woman you are with?

Dude, it's not her responsibility to make your life what you want it to be. That is totally you, and you can't blame you life being a failure on the girl you are dating.

I gotta tell you right now, I have had guy try to pull this shiat, try to make me carry the responsibility for the relationship. The relationship was over in a matter of weeks. I got no interest in being someone's mother. At all. If a man can't take care of his own shiat, It's not my responsibility to pick up the slack. I have my own life to lead.

"Partnership" is about making the relationship work, not making you work.


I don't know if I'm not arguing my case well, or if you are projecting something onto me. My point is not that I need a woman to be a second mother, or to motivate me, or pick up after me. My point is that it's a bad idea to have a partner who reinforces your negative traits. I can, and have, successfully lived by myself and managed to hold a job and not get Hepatitis from my slovenly apartment, so please don't think I am totally incapable of taking care of myself. I just think my life in better because my girlfriend is feminine and girlie and is a better companion for the life I want to have rather than a laid back, sweat pants wearing "bro" chick that might be easier to get along with on the day to day.

So I'll put it on you. What do you think a girlfriend's responsibility is? Because if "you have your own life to lead" and you have no vested interest in the success and future of your boyfriend and that's as far as your responsibility goes, then you aren't worth the brain damage of being in a relationship with. Because I guarantee that in between your selfishness and "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS your spouting here, you are still yammering at your boyfriend about how the other women at work are threatened by how smart you are, and pandering to your lunatic insecurities.

If that's what a "healthy" 21st century relationship really is, men are just better off having close friends for support and seeking professional services when the need for female attention strikes. It would be cheaper and less stressful in the long run.
 
2012-06-25 04:17:46 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Here's a fun twist- I've had exes get offended if I used my hands to help the process during sex. Like, "what, I'm not enough for you?"

That's retarded. I think it's hot.

kiwimoogle84: My friend Annie *name has been changed, she's a farkette* is 29 and has never had an O.

That's terrible. Here's hoping you can show her the way.


She needs to find her own way, otherwise she can't give directions.
 
2012-06-25 04:18:24 PM
I smell cheesecake.
 
2012-06-25 04:19:51 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: Not if she has my issue of being unable to finish while severely intoxicated. I get the female equivalent of whiskey dick. True story.

Only one way to find out.

Also, doesn't that just mean that you can keep going like the Energizer bunny?

/past few days have been....exhausting.

Well yeah but he gets frustrated because I don't get mine. When I don't mine he usually doesn't get his either. True gentleman.

Just all the more reason to keep on truckin'.


And then she gets hers even if you don't.
 
2012-06-25 04:22:13 PM

Magnanimous_J: cause if "you have your own life to lead" and you have no vested interest in the success and future of your boyfriend and that's as far as your responsibility goes, then you aren't worth the brain damage of being in a relationship with. Because I guarantee that in between your selfishness and "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS your spouting here, you are still


You're doing ok for arguing your case; She just spouts the "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS
 
2012-06-25 04:29:18 PM

TenJed_77: Magnanimous_J: cause if "you have your own life to lead" and you have no vested interest in the success and future of your boyfriend and that's as far as your responsibility goes, then you aren't worth the brain damage of being in a relationship with. Because I guarantee that in between your selfishness and "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS your spouting here, you are still

You're doing ok for arguing your case; She just spouts the "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS


Actually... I see her point. He said he wanted a woman to keep him in line when he drinks too much, or dress him, or make him clean up. That's not healthy. You should do that stuff for yourself as a responsible adult, no matter who you are.
 
2012-06-25 04:31:32 PM
Uh huh women dont want porn. Then why the fark did my rooamte charge over $200 in porn to the cable bill. Almost killed her for that one last month.
 
2012-06-25 04:31:48 PM

kiwimoogle84: Magnanimous_J: KiplingKat872: Er...dude, it sounds like you want a Mom, not a GF.

You really should be doing stuff like that for yourself. It's your life, it up to you to make it what you want. You don't get a GF as an "assistant."

My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life, so its your responsibility to choose one that makes you better, if that's important to you.

Since when is a relationship not about being partners, helping each other out, being strong where the other one is weak?

Dating some stoney gamer chick that is little more than a roommate I bang on occasion sounds nice, but again, its lazy.

PS- I neither smoke weed nor game heavily. Nowhere did I mention being a slob or whatever. I'm balanced. I'm clean. I am domestic. I just have guy hobbies and such.

I agree with you that one should help the other, but personal hygiene is just that- personal. I had to tell a boyfriend he needed a shower once. At that moment I realized it was disgusting, and we were done.


Hater
 
2012-06-25 04:35:19 PM

groppet: Uh huh women dont want porn. Then why the fark did my rooamte charge over $200 in porn to the cable bill. Almost killed her for that one last month.


So, you showed her the internet, right?
 
2012-06-25 04:36:18 PM

Magnanimous_J: KiplingKat872: Magnanimous_J: My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life

Why?

Seriously. You have a life path, why would you alter that becuase of the woman you are with?

Dude, it's not her responsibility to make your life what you want it to be. That is totally you, and you can't blame you life being a failure on the girl you are dating.

I gotta tell you right now, I have had guy try to pull this shiat, try to make me carry the responsibility for the relationship. The relationship was over in a matter of weeks. I got no interest in being someone's mother. At all. If a man can't take care of his own shiat, It's not my responsibility to pick up the slack. I have my own life to lead.

"Partnership" is about making the relationship work, not making you work.

I don't know if I'm not arguing my case well, or if you are projecting something onto me. My point is not that I need a woman to be a second mother, or to motivate me, or pick up after me. My point is that it's a bad idea to have a partner who reinforces your negative traits. I can, and have, successfully lived by myself and managed to hold a job and not get Hepatitis from my slovenly apartment, so please don't think I am totally incapable of taking care of myself. I just think my life in better because my girlfriend is feminine and girlie and is a better companion for the life I want to have rather than a laid back, sweat pants wearing "bro" chick that might be easier to get along with on the day to day.

So I'll put it on you. What do you think a girlfriend's responsibility is? Because if "you have your own life to lead" and you have no vested interest in the success and future of your boyfriend and that's as far as your responsibility goes, then you aren't worth the brain damage of being in a relationship with. Because I guarantee that in between your selfishness and "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS your spouting h ...


Also, I don't wear sweats. Fitted black Ty's and jeans and chucks, usually.
 
2012-06-25 04:37:19 PM

Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Magnanimous_J: KiplingKat872: Er...dude, it sounds like you want a Mom, not a GF.

You really should be doing stuff like that for yourself. It's your life, it up to you to make it what you want. You don't get a GF as an "assistant."

My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life, so its your responsibility to choose one that makes you better, if that's important to you.

Since when is a relationship not about being partners, helping each other out, being strong where the other one is weak?

Dating some stoney gamer chick that is little more than a roommate I bang on occasion sounds nice, but again, its lazy.

PS- I neither smoke weed nor game heavily. Nowhere did I mention being a slob or whatever. I'm balanced. I'm clean. I am domestic. I just have guy hobbies and such.

I agree with you that one should help the other, but personal hygiene is just that- personal. I had to tell a boyfriend he needed a shower once. At that moment I realized it was disgusting, and we were done.

Hater


No, that was in response to him accusing me of being a useless stoner who scoops McDonald's bags off my Cheetos covered chest.
 
2012-06-25 04:38:07 PM

kiwimoogle84: TenJed_77: Magnanimous_J: cause if "you have your own life to lead" and you have no vested interest in the success and future of your boyfriend and that's as far as your responsibility goes, then you aren't worth the brain damage of being in a relationship with. Because I guarantee that in between your selfishness and "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS your spouting here, you are still

You're doing ok for arguing your case; She just spouts the "Sassy girl that's not going to take any shiat from a man" BS

Actually... I see her point. He said he wanted a woman to keep him in line when he drinks too much, or dress him, or make him clean up. That's not healthy. You should do that stuff for yourself as a responsible adult, no matter who you are.


Exactly, there is a big difference between being supportive of someone's goals, and taking responsibilty for the other person because they don't want to be responsible for themselves.

It's not up to a GF to tell you when to stop drinking, buy you work/career appropriate clothes, tell you when to change your sheets, etc. Those are things everyone should do as adults.

What he wants is Pepper Potts, a rich Pepper Potts by the sound of it.
 
2012-06-25 04:39:48 PM

MoronLessOff: groppet: Uh huh women dont want porn. Then why the fark did my rooamte charge over $200 in porn to the cable bill. Almost killed her for that one last month.

So, you showed her the internet, right?


Wait what? on the internet? What?


www.popscreenbot.com
 
2012-06-25 04:40:32 PM

kiwimoogle84: Actually... I see her point. He said he wanted a woman to keep him in line when he drinks too much, or dress him, or make him clean up. That's not healthy. You should do that stuff for yourself as a responsible adult, no matter who you are.


It's not that I don't see the point, but most of us do seek someone to help balance things out. Spent most of the last 10 years living by myself and figuring our what I need and balancing it against what I want, and what I can give. I don't think he means what you think, he is just stating as a lot men that some things should be more important than they are. But that it sometimes takes a partner to realize this.
 
2012-06-25 04:42:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Magnanimous_J: KiplingKat872: Er...dude, it sounds like you want a Mom, not a GF.

You really should be doing stuff like that for yourself. It's your life, it up to you to make it what you want. You don't get a GF as an "assistant."

My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life, so its your responsibility to choose one that makes you better, if that's important to you.

Since when is a relationship not about being partners, helping each other out, being strong where the other one is weak?

Dating some stoney gamer chick that is little more than a roommate I bang on occasion sounds nice, but again, its lazy.

PS- I neither smoke weed nor game heavily. Nowhere did I mention being a slob or whatever. I'm balanced. I'm clean. I am domestic. I just have guy hobbies and such.

I agree with you that one should help the other, but personal hygiene is just that- personal. I had to tell a boyfriend he needed a shower once. At that moment I realized it was disgusting, and we were done.

Hater

No, that was in response to him accusing me of being a useless stoner who scoops McDonald's bags off my Cheetos covered chest.


Interesting, speaking totally ignorantly of course that is not how you come across in your profile pic. More of a know-it-all vegetarian type that can lecture me in some fashion.
 
2012-06-25 04:42:08 PM

kiwimoogle84: Fitted black Ty's and jeans and chucks, usually.


Hot.
 
2012-06-25 04:42:29 PM

kiwimoogle84: KiwDaWabbit: Occam's Disposable Razor: kiwimoogle84: *snort*

And you, sir, are in blue.


Lovely!

And while I don't seriously advocate cheating, there are some posts I read on Fark occasionally about sexless relationships where I can't help but think it might be a viable option. Not getting your needs met despite doing everything possible to work through the issues? Leave them. Significant other has some leverage that makes it difficult or impossible to leave? Make it painfully obvious you will be getting laid with or without them. Again, this can seriously backfire, but as a last ditch effort, why not?

I mentioned that not too long ago (i.e., why men cheat). She says that she has given me outs to cheat. The problem is that I just think it's wrong and so I haven't and wouldn't. There are other things, too, like I don't want her to relish being the victim. Of course, she has told me that me not fulfilling her companionship needs is precisely why women cheat, which really did nothing but get me worried and want to be around her less.

Honey, by all rights there is nothing left in that relationship. I'm sorry, but her giving you outs to cheat? Now there's no sex AND she disregards your monogamy, hence no more emotional connection. I feel terrible saying it. If things don't take a turn, and soon, you need to get out and go be happy. Life is too short.


Given that the pill seems to be causing major health problems, mental instability isn't far fetched. It'll take a month or two for her hormones to stabilize. Maybe it'll be like night and day.

After she's stabilized, if things don't improve and you've used everything you can. Don't be afraid to leave, don't go through life being someone's doormat.

Here's to your future and hope!
 
2012-06-25 04:53:49 PM

Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Magnanimous_J: KiplingKat872: Er...dude, it sounds like you want a Mom, not a GF.

You really should be doing stuff like that for yourself. It's your life, it up to you to make it what you want. You don't get a GF as an "assistant."

My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life, so its your responsibility to choose one that makes you better, if that's important to you.

Since when is a relationship not about being partners, helping each other out, being strong where the other one is weak?

Dating some stoney gamer chick that is little more than a roommate I bang on occasion sounds nice, but again, its lazy.

PS- I neither smoke weed nor game heavily. Nowhere did I mention being a slob or whatever. I'm balanced. I'm clean. I am domestic. I just have guy hobbies and such.

I agree with you that one should help the other, but personal hygiene is just that- personal. I had to tell a boyfriend he needed a shower once. At that moment I realized it was disgusting, and we were done.

Hater

No, that was in response to him accusing me of being a useless stoner who scoops McDonald's bags off my Cheetos covered chest.

Interesting, speaking totally ignorantly of course that is not how you come across in your profile pic. More of a know-it-all vegetarian type that can lecture me in some fashion.


Vegetarian? My picture? The one swigging beer and playing poker and playing video games? I has a confuse.
 
2012-06-25 04:54:32 PM
And to answer Magnanimous' question: My duties as a GF include being a friend, romantic and sexual mate, intellectual sounding board/discussion partner, co-conspirator, cheerleader/ego protector, and confidant. I also come a "Three B's Bad Day/Conquering Hero Package" of beer, backrub, and blowjob.

Those are my duties as a GF.

They do not include telling you to clean up after yourself or what clothes to wear or when to stop drinking. A. I have my own life to be responsible for, B. I really don't want a man who can't take care of himself, and C. Most men find women chasing after them about those things to fall under the catagory of "nagging" and I have no interest in being a nag.
 
2012-06-25 04:56:48 PM

KiplingKat872: I also come a "Three B's Bad Day/Conquering Hero Package" of beer, backrub, and blowjob.


Warning: You're approaching Kiwi level's of awesome.
 
2012-06-25 04:58:58 PM

kiwimoogle84: Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Magnanimous_J: KiplingKat872: Er...dude, it sounds like you want a Mom, not a GF.

You really should be doing stuff like that for yourself. It's your life, it up to you to make it what you want. You don't get a GF as an "assistant."

My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life, so its your responsibility to choose one that makes you better, if that's important to you.

Since when is a relationship not about being partners, helping each other out, being strong where the other one is weak?

Dating some stoney gamer chick that is little more than a roommate I bang on occasion sounds nice, but again, its lazy.

PS- I neither smoke weed nor game heavily. Nowhere did I mention being a slob or whatever. I'm balanced. I'm clean. I am domestic. I just have guy hobbies and such.

I agree with you that one should help the other, but personal hygiene is just that- personal. I had to tell a boyfriend he needed a shower once. At that moment I realized it was disgusting, and we were done.

Hater

No, that was in response to him accusing me of being a useless stoner who scoops McDonald's bags off my Cheetos covered chest.

Interesting, speaking totally ignorantly of course that is not how you come across in your profile pic. More of a know-it-all vegetarian type that can lecture me in some fashion.

Vegetarian? My picture? The one swigging beer and playing poker and playing video games? I has a confuse.


It's not like you're drinking bacon beer, and poker and video games are also totally animal friendly. It must be a combo of your short hair and my gross chauvinism. I do however notice that you did not object to the lecturer jab :)
 
2012-06-25 05:00:24 PM

EngineerAU: [25.media.tumblr.com image 640x216]
(epilogue, she died alone with her cats, wondering why no man ever pursued her)

A self proclaimed feminist friend recently got sick of men asking her while on dates for her permission to kiss her. She didn't want to be asked, she wanted it to happen "on its own"... unless the guy was ugly, drove a crappy car, or she just wasn't into him, in which case if he tried to kiss her without asking first it was typical patriarchical aggression. Guess she decided the need to be kissed without a lawyer standing by was worth risking the occasional toad because she's now gone 180 and hates feminist with a passion for "ruining [her] sex life".

It's a confusing world out there these days and the rules are poorly defined. No wonder some decide just to leave the playing field and quit trying.


If women are confused by feminism, I wonder what the average man gets from it.
 
2012-06-25 05:05:33 PM

KiplingKat872: And to answer Magnanimous' question: My duties as a GF include being a friend, romantic and sexual mate, intellectual sounding board/discussion partner, co-conspirator, cheerleader/ego protector, and confidant. I also come a "Three B's Bad Day/Conquering Hero Package" of beer, backrub, and blowjob.

Those are my duties as a GF.

They do not include telling you to clean up after yourself or what clothes to wear or when to stop drinking. A. I have my own life to be responsible for, B. I really don't want a man who can't take care of himself, and C. Most men find women chasing after them about those things to fall under the catagory of "nagging" and I have no interest in being a nag.


I give up. You seem to almost deliberately miss my point. I swear, arguing with a woman is like yelling at the ocean for all the ground you gain.

I never learn my lesson. Never.
 
2012-06-25 05:06:21 PM

shortymac:
After she's stabilized, if things don't improve and you've used everything you can. Don't be afraid to leave, don't go through life being someone's doormat.

Here's to your future and hope!


Rather than making sound like it's a conscious abuse/ purposely being taken for granted, I think I would word it more like "Don't guilt yourself into marrying someone who needs you just because you like being needed."
Anyone you choose for a partner would love to have someone she can rely upon - you'd do just as well to have someone you can rely on as well - on top of finding someone whose company you enjoy (ie in this case - willing to be a fulfilling sexual partner), rather than lament, which seems to be the case here.
It's harder than you'd think, though - most people stay in less than perfect relationships and bad jobs. I don't know why, I'm sure we could spend another 300+ post not figuring it out.
 
2012-06-25 05:07:03 PM

Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Chocolate.x: kiwimoogle84: Magnanimous_J: KiplingKat872: Er...dude, it sounds like you want a Mom, not a GF.

You really should be doing stuff like that for yourself. It's your life, it up to you to make it what you want. You don't get a GF as an "assistant."

My life is my responsibility, but the woman you choose to be with is going to heavily influence your life, so its your responsibility to choose one that makes you better, if that's important to you.

Since when is a relationship not about being partners, helping each other out, being strong where the other one is weak?

Dating some stoney gamer chick that is little more than a roommate I bang on occasion sounds nice, but again, its lazy.

PS- I neither smoke weed nor game heavily. Nowhere did I mention being a slob or whatever. I'm balanced. I'm clean. I am domestic. I just have guy hobbies and such.

I agree with you that one should help the other, but personal hygiene is just that- personal. I had to tell a boyfriend he needed a shower once. At that moment I realized it was disgusting, and we were done.

Hater

No, that was in response to him accusing me of being a useless stoner who scoops McDonald's bags off my Cheetos covered chest.

Interesting, speaking totally ignorantly of course that is not how you come across in your profile pic. More of a know-it-all vegetarian type that can lecture me in some fashion.

Vegetarian? My picture? The one swigging beer and playing poker and playing video games? I has a confuse.

It's not like you're drinking bacon beer, and poker and video games are also totally animal friendly. It must be a combo of your short hair and my gross chauvinism. I do however notice that you did not object to the lecturer jab :)


Oh. I see. Nah, I'm a huge carnivore :)
 
2012-06-25 05:07:48 PM

MoronLessOff: groppet: Uh huh women dont want porn. Then why the fark did my rooamte charge over $200 in porn to the cable bill. Almost killed her for that one last month.

So, you showed her the internet, right?


Yeah she was just too damn lazy to get off the couch. And the kicker was I wasent even there that weekend. So she coulda just watched it from my bed on my nice big monitor. But I wouldnt know Ive never done such things.
 
2012-06-25 05:11:36 PM

groppet: MoronLessOff: groppet: Uh huh women dont want porn. Then why the fark did my rooamte charge over $200 in porn to the cable bill. Almost killed her for that one last month.

So, you showed her the internet, right?

Yeah she was just too damn lazy to get off the couch. And the kicker was I wasent even there that weekend. So she coulda just watched it from my bed on my nice big monitor. But I wouldnt know Ive never done such things.


Woah woah woah. Too lazy to move from the couch in front of the tv, to a bed in front of the monitor?
 
2012-06-25 05:12:55 PM

MoronLessOff: KiplingKat872: I also come a "Three B's Bad Day/Conquering Hero Package" of beer, backrub, and blowjob.

Warning: You're approaching Kiwi level's of awesome.


I do what I can.

I also never ask any variation of "Do I look fat?" and "What are you thinking?'
 
2012-06-25 05:14:55 PM

KiplingKat872: I also never ask any variation of "Do I look fat?" and "What are you thinking?'


Favorited as "Kiwi awesome"
 
2012-06-25 05:15:27 PM

KiplingKat872: MoronLessOff: KiplingKat872: I also come a "Three B's Bad Day/Conquering Hero Package" of beer, backrub, and blowjob.

Warning: You're approaching Kiwi level's of awesome.

I do what I can.

I also never ask any variation of "Do I look fat?" and "What are you thinking?'


I knew you were awesome anyway :) have a color preference for teh favorite?
 
2012-06-25 05:16:12 PM

MoronLessOff: KiplingKat872: I also never ask any variation of "Do I look fat?" and "What are you thinking?'

Favorited as "Kiwi awesome"


Don't do that. She's her own brand.
 
2012-06-25 05:25:56 PM

MoronLessOff: Woah woah woah. Too lazy to move from the couch in front of the tv, to a bed in front of the monitor?


failblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-25 05:30:36 PM

kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: KiplingKat872: I also never ask any variation of "Do I look fat?" and "What are you thinking?'

Favorited as "Kiwi awesome"

Don't do that. She's her own brand.


Roger that, changed to "awesome".
Kat, any color preference?
 
2012-06-25 05:33:19 PM
Maybe it's because they only want anal?

/these modern women . . .
 
2012-06-25 06:00:16 PM
I sure hope my girl friend doesn't read this. She is bad enough now about letting me know how lucky I am to have her.
 
2012-06-25 06:16:59 PM

MoronLessOff: groppet: MoronLessOff: groppet: Uh huh women dont want porn. Then why the fark did my rooamte charge over $200 in porn to the cable bill. Almost killed her for that one last month.

So, you showed her the internet, right?

Yeah she was just too damn lazy to get off the couch. And the kicker was I wasent even there that weekend. So she coulda just watched it from my bed on my nice big monitor. But I wouldnt know Ive never done such things.

Woah woah woah. Too lazy to move from the couch in front of the tv, to a bed in front of the monitor?


I gave up trying to figure her out years ago. Sunday I woke up and she was on the couch next to me naked.
 
2012-06-25 06:30:25 PM

MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: KiplingKat872: I also never ask any variation of "Do I look fat?" and "What are you thinking?'

Favorited as "Kiwi awesome"

Don't do that. She's her own brand.

Roger that, changed to "awesome".
Kat, any color preference?


Very kind. I'm not sure what colours are available, but purple is my favorite, but green is fine too.

Thanks. ;)
 
2012-06-25 09:05:25 PM
The author is on crack. The relationship between my wife and I is like the Bundy's. She wants sex constantly. I rarely do. Not my fault. She is the one that got fat. Several of my buddies are in the same situation.
 
2012-06-25 10:19:06 PM
Sales of her formulaic trashy novels are down -- obviously women are giving up sex.
 
2012-06-25 11:06:04 PM
Aren't the entire print media sales going down?

/I know there is a rape joke in here...
//Too lazy to figure out...
///Rape isn't funny...
////The clown... etc...
 
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