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(KATU)   Man throws his wife out of a moving car on I-90, throws himself out the window of the arresting officer's police cruiser, throws down with the officer, gets thrown in jail, will likely have the book thrown at him   (katu.com) divider line 40
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2012-06-25 12:32:04 AM  
Wow subby, that headline makes me want to throw up.
 
2012-06-25 12:45:27 AM  
Guess he'll be playing catcher for a while now
 
2012-06-25 01:35:51 AM  
There's something about that headline... Dept. of redundancy would like a word with subby.
 
2012-06-25 03:59:52 AM  
wow dumb ass tag was appropriate
 
2012-06-25 04:01:13 AM  
Throw mama from the train.
 
2012-06-25 04:02:16 AM  
Doesn't really say that the car was moving when he threw the woman out. And for all we know, she deserved it.
 
2012-06-25 04:02:39 AM  
The Aristocrats.
 
2012-06-25 04:03:06 AM  
Curious to know what augment is so bad you have to throw your wife out of the car onto the highway.
 
2012-06-25 04:05:55 AM  

skinink: Curious to know what augment is so bad you have to throw your wife out of the car onto the highway.


Playing Barney and The Wiggles on Pandora when you're not in the car.
 
2012-06-25 04:11:26 AM  

skinink: Curious to know what augment is so bad you have to throw your wife out of the car onto the highway.


Maybe they were arguing over who could throw the other farthest. Sounds like he cheated and used the car to gain forward momentum.
 
2012-06-25 04:12:37 AM  
So, basically, you're saying it was a Game of Throwns?
 
2012-06-25 04:15:30 AM  
Now likely will have many penises thrown into his butt.
 
2012-06-25 04:16:07 AM  
Did he throw in for Tostitios for Friday? I'll host the Goddamn games, no problem. The old lady sleeps like a log and the kids clean up after for allowance so it never comes back to me. But if I see this prick come into my house, sit at my table, look me in the eye and biatch about not having "Red Baron" or "Papa Johns is too commercial and has lost it's everyday appeal", or that Doritos "aren't appropriate for dipping" without him actually throwing down for food or snacks......well, I'll be involved in the the next headline. It will read: "Headless man found in ditch. It appears he was emasculated and ridiculed for forty minutes by 7 men and a woman for biatching about free refreshments even though he wasn't invited, then justifiably beaten to death and decapitated. Please help in the investigation, or don't bother. Up to you totally, KTHNXBAI!".
 
2012-06-25 04:17:35 AM  
Couldn't find the hero tag? You know how many times I've wanted to throw my wife out of the car? This dude is bad ass. Most only dream of doing something like this. He's livin the life...she was probably telling him he was driving too fast. Bravo sir, bravo.
 
2012-06-25 04:26:06 AM  

MagSeven: Did he throw in for Tostitios for Friday? I'll host the Goddamn games, no problem. The old lady sleeps like a log and the kids clean up after for allowance so it never comes back to me. But if I see this prick come into my house, sit at my table, look me in the eye and biatch about not having "Red Baron" or "Papa Johns is too commercial and has lost it's everyday appeal", or that Doritos "aren't appropriate for dipping" without him actually throwing down for food or snacks......well, I'll be involved in the the next headline. It will read: "Headless man found in ditch. It appears he was emasculated and ridiculed for forty minutes by 7 men and a woman for biatching about free refreshments even though he wasn't invited, then justifiably beaten to death and decapitated. Please help in the investigation, or don't bother. Up to you totally, KTHNXBAI!".


I totally want some of what you're on.
 
2012-06-25 04:30:56 AM  
I bet he was lost and wouldn't admit it. His wife probably insisted he ask for directions.
 
2012-06-25 04:39:23 AM  

fusillade762: MagSeven: Did he throw in for Tostitios for Friday? I'll host the Goddamn games, no problem. The old lady sleeps like a log and the kids clean up after for allowance so it never comes back to me. But if I see this prick come into my house, sit at my table, look me in the eye and biatch about not having "Red Baron" or "Papa Johns is too commercial and has lost it's everyday appeal", or that Doritos "aren't appropriate for dipping" without him actually throwing down for food or snacks......well, I'll be involved in the the next headline. It will read: "Headless man found in ditch. It appears he was emasculated and ridiculed for forty minutes by 7 men and a woman for biatching about free refreshments even though he wasn't invited, then justifiably beaten to death and decapitated. Please help in the investigation, or don't bother. Up to you totally, KTHNXBAI!".

I totally want some of what you're on.


It's called "Shiner Bock Wild Hare". That combined with a horrible poker night with a jagoff, gave me homicidal urges. I didn't submit. I also apologise for getting crazy.
 
2012-06-25 05:00:55 AM  

MagSeven: fusillade762: MagSeven: Did he throw in for Tostitios for Friday? I'll host the Goddamn games, no problem. The old lady sleeps like a log and the kids clean up after for allowance so it never comes back to me. But if I see this prick come into my house, sit at my table, look me in the eye and biatch about not having "Red Baron" or "Papa Johns is too commercial and has lost it's everyday appeal", or that Doritos "aren't appropriate for dipping" without him actually throwing down for food or snacks......well, I'll be involved in the the next headline. It will read: "Headless man found in ditch. It appears he was emasculated and ridiculed for forty minutes by 7 men and a woman for biatching about free refreshments even though he wasn't invited, then justifiably beaten to death and decapitated. Please help in the investigation, or don't bother. Up to you totally, KTHNXBAI!".

I totally want some of what you're on.

It's called "Shiner Bock Wild Hare". That combined with a horrible poker night with a jagoff, gave me homicidal urges. I didn't submit. I also apologise for getting crazy.


Sh*t, all I have is vodka and weed. Don't apologise, I got a kick out of your post. For some reason...
 
2012-06-25 05:06:52 AM  

MagSeven: fusillade762: MagSeven: Did he throw in for Tostitios for Friday? I'll host the Goddamn games, no problem. The old lady sleeps like a log and the kids clean up after for allowance so it never comes back to me. But if I see this prick come into my house, sit at my table, look me in the eye and biatch about not having "Red Baron" or "Papa Johns is too commercial and has lost it's everyday appeal", or that Doritos "aren't appropriate for dipping" without him actually throwing down for food or snacks......well, I'll be involved in the the next headline. It will read: "Headless man found in ditch. It appears he was emasculated and ridiculed for forty minutes by 7 men and a woman for biatching about free refreshments even though he wasn't invited, then justifiably beaten to death and decapitated. Please help in the investigation, or don't bother. Up to you totally, KTHNXBAI!".

I totally want some of what you're on.

It's called "Shiner Bock Wild Hare". That combined with a horrible poker night with a jagoff, gave me homicidal urges. I didn't submit. I also apologise for getting crazy.


That was one of the greatest things I've read on Fark!
 
2012-06-25 05:28:23 AM  

clovis69: MagSeven: fusillade762: MagSeven: Did he throw in for Tostitios for Friday? I'll host the Goddamn games, no problem. The old lady sleeps like a log and the kids clean up after for allowance so it never comes back to me. But if I see this prick come into my house, sit at my table, look me in the eye and biatch about not having "Red Baron" or "Papa Johns is too commercial and has lost it's everyday appeal", or that Doritos "aren't appropriate for dipping" without him actually throwing down for food or snacks......well, I'll be involved in the the next headline. It will read: "Headless man found in ditch. It appears he was emasculated and ridiculed for forty minutes by 7 men and a woman for biatching about free refreshments even though he wasn't invited, then justifiably beaten to death and decapitated. Please help in the investigation, or don't bother. Up to you totally, KTHNXBAI!".

I totally want some of what you're on.

It's called "Shiner Bock Wild Hare". That combined with a horrible poker night with a jagoff, gave me homicidal urges. I didn't submit. I also apologise for getting crazy.

That was one of the greatest things I've read on Fark!


Agreed. Do you have pictures?
 
2012-06-25 05:55:04 AM  
Thrown out of a moving car? Same spot he done Johnny. He must love that spot.
 
2012-06-25 06:30:44 AM  

Ceiling Moran: So, basically, you're saying it was a Game of Throwns?


Came here to say this.

Well Done.
 
2012-06-25 07:52:48 AM  
Its such a shame to hear about a guy throwing it all away.
 
2012-06-25 08:12:12 AM  
cache.jezebel.com

/hot
 
2012-06-25 08:24:05 AM  
It is a defenestration party!
 
2012-06-25 08:45:45 AM  
He threw his wife out the window in the throes of passion.

/surprised no one beat me to this pun.
 
2012-06-25 08:46:15 AM  
What a tosser!
 
2012-06-25 08:51:12 AM  
CLE ELUM, Wash. - A man is under arrest Sunday after shoving his wife from a moving car on Interstate 90 then attacking a state trooper who pulled him over, the Washington State Patrol reported.

'Throw the wife from the car' sounds better than 'Throw Mama from the train'.
 
2012-06-25 09:04:21 AM  
Man needs a throw pillow.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-25 09:09:41 AM  
Is that Richard Simmons' 'roid rest?
 
2012-06-25 09:28:59 AM  

Ceiling Moran: So, basically, you're saying it was a Game of Throwns?


*shakes tiny fists* You goddamn genius bastard.
 
2012-06-25 09:37:00 AM  
Yet another person from the planet Stupider
 
2012-06-25 09:57:24 AM  
Great driving skills he should try out for nascar
 
2012-06-25 11:01:33 AM  
MR. T IS HELLUVA TOUGH

www.isomedia.com
 
2012-06-25 12:26:31 PM  
Thrown
 
2012-06-25 02:28:21 PM  

skinink: Curious to know what augment is so bad you have to throw your wife out of the car onto the highway.


she fotted.

/peeyew
 
2012-06-25 11:00:59 PM  
Came here to say; Booooooooooooo
 
2012-06-26 02:52:11 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Doesn't really say that the car was moving when he threw the woman out.


You mean other than in the first sentence of the article?

/and no, the article didn't change
 
2012-06-26 03:29:17 AM  

Isildur: AverageAmericanGuy: Doesn't really say that the car was moving when he threw the woman out.

You mean other than in the first sentence of the article?

/and no, the article didn't change


For specific values of "moving", perhaps.
 
2012-06-26 04:10:38 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Isildur: AverageAmericanGuy: Doesn't really say that the car was moving when he threw the woman out.

You mean other than in the first sentence of the article?

/and no, the article didn't change

For specific values of "moving", perhaps.


Oh... well that's another matter. ;)
 
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