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(KSAT San Antonio)   Man run over by boat while sleeping in tent. Not a good way to wake   (ksat.com) divider line 45
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2012-06-24 09:40:35 PM  
Apparently, the driver had forgotten the boat was tied to the truck been drinking.
 
2012-06-24 09:41:25 PM  
Sheriff's officials said the man was asleep in his tent Saturday night when a boat that was being pulled by a pickup truck hit him. Apparently, the driver had forgotten the boat was tied to the truck.

He should have remembered that schooner rather than later.

HEY-OOOOOOOO
 
2012-06-24 09:43:38 PM  
Well done, subby. Way to bob and weave.
 
2012-06-24 09:44:07 PM  
Was a jumping frog involved?
 
2012-06-24 09:44:36 PM  
What the driver looked like.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-24 09:46:16 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Sheriff's officials said the man was asleep in his tent Saturday night when a boat that was being pulled by a pickup truck hit him. Apparently, the driver had forgotten the boat was tied to the truck.

He should have remembered that schooner rather than later.

HEY-OOOOOOOO


ooooo
 
2012-06-24 09:48:41 PM  

AbbeySomeone: ooooo


I HAD TO
 
2012-06-24 09:49:29 PM  
Take a bow, subby.
 
2012-06-24 09:50:00 PM  
Will there be a wake?

/DNBTRTFA
 
2012-06-24 09:51:20 PM  
let me guess, global warming caused the water level to rise so much that the poor guy ended up sleeping in three feet of water.
 
2012-06-24 09:55:26 PM  
this thread is going overboard on the puns
 
2012-06-24 09:58:17 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Take a bow, subby.


That beats a stern approach.
 
2012-06-24 10:02:11 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mr. Potatoass: Take a bow, subby.

That beats a stern approach.


If I keep reading this thread, I'm gonna keel over.
 
2012-06-24 10:02:45 PM  
Their farking TOP STORY graphic takes up more screen space than the actual story.
Quality journalism there guys.
On the plus side they strung together 5 whole sentences with out misspelling a word, so I guess they got that going for them.
 
2012-06-24 10:03:35 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mr. Potatoass: Take a bow, subby.

That beats a stern approach.


The driver was on the port side.
 
2012-06-24 10:04:57 PM  
Camper: "jeez, I was trying to ketch forty winks."

Driver: "sorry to barge in."
 
2012-06-24 10:05:41 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: this thread is going overboard on the puns


In tents.
www.stockpodium.com
 
2012-06-24 10:05:52 PM  
What a chum!
 
2012-06-24 10:06:28 PM  
Man gives head to dinghy
 
2012-06-24 10:14:17 PM  
He's not aft to forget that!
 
2012-06-24 10:15:18 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: If I keep reading this thread, I'm gonna keel over.


Skywolf Philosopher: The driver was on the port side.


We might finish this discussion bored, but we won't starboard!!!!

:D

...

:-/

/leaves in shame
 
2012-06-24 10:17:01 PM  
I rudder at the thought of that happening to me!
 
2012-06-24 10:25:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mr. Potatoass: If I keep reading this thread, I'm gonna keel over.

Skywolf Philosopher: The driver was on the port side.

We might finish this discussion bored, but we won't starboard!!!!

:D

...

:-/

/leaves in shame


I'd like to stick around, but I've got to be at the marina in 26 minutes to pick up a couple of oars.
 
2012-06-24 10:28:01 PM  
The funeral attire will be 'Tie Died'
 
2012-06-24 10:40:31 PM  
The driver must have fallen to pier pressure and drank like a fish before sailing over this unfortunate young buckaroo.
 
2012-06-24 10:51:17 PM  
Was he keeled?
 
2012-06-24 11:01:58 PM  
whatculture.com
 
2012-06-24 11:08:26 PM  

It looks like this raccoon is having a bad day, too...

i.imgur.com


Man, that picture just makes me giggle.
 
2012-06-24 11:20:02 PM  
He's gonna need a bigger tent.
 
2012-06-24 11:30:59 PM  
Hey Smells, my dinghy's bigger than your whole tent!
 
2012-06-24 11:34:01 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: /leaves in shame


Oh come on, Your fav'd as 'Crow T. Robot'

You NEVER leave in shame.
 
2012-06-24 11:35:33 PM  
He's in in-tents-ive care!
 
2012-06-24 11:55:01 PM  
Did it happen at sunset or in the mooring?
 
2012-06-24 11:57:04 PM  
Batten down the hatches mates....this tub is awash in lousy puns.
 
2012-06-25 12:08:05 AM  

phrawgh: Will there be a wake?

/DNBTRTFA


Not if the tent was in a no wake zone.
 
2012-06-25 12:08:08 AM  

chuckufarlie: let me guess, global warming caused the water level to rise so much that the poor guy ended up sleeping in three feet of water.


Let me guess: Haven't had a climate change thread in a while and you're getting the shakes, right?
 
2012-06-25 12:19:40 AM  
It was either the tent oar the skunk in the road.

/got nothin'
 
2012-06-25 01:43:33 AM  
Some of you just don't have any tack.
 
2012-06-25 01:45:21 AM  
why is there a boat in the tent?
 
2012-06-25 02:26:47 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He should have remembered that schooner rather than later.

HEY-OOOOOOOO


Shorely, some of the blame lays with the camper for being so inatentive.
 
2012-06-25 04:56:06 AM  
They will have to dock the drivers pay for the medical expenses.
 
2012-06-25 07:53:46 AM  

phrawgh: Will there be a wake?


Nope, we'll all just wave goodbye
 
2012-06-25 01:12:13 PM  
Where did this guy pitch his tent???
 
2012-06-25 01:22:13 PM  

gingerjet: What the driver looked like.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x362]


www.dahlight.com

Wanted for questioning (nsfw).
 
2012-06-25 06:03:59 PM  

Mog32Kupo: Oh come on, Your fav'd as 'Crow T. Robot'

You NEVER leave in shame.


Heh! Good point, amigo. :)

Cheers!


DataShade: Shorely, some of the blame lays with the camper for being so inatentive.


I can't understand how some folks can be so careless. Canoe?


Mr. Potatoass: I'd like to stick around, but I've got to be at the marina in 26 minutes to pick up a couple of oars.


blackhonda: They will have to dock the drivers pay for the medical expenses.


HAHAHAHAH
 
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