Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Sheriff's officials said the man was asleep in his tent Saturday night when a boat that was being pulled by a pickup truck hit him. Apparently, the driver had forgotten the boat was tied to the truck.He should have remembered that schooner rather than later.HEY-OOOOOOOO
Mr. Potatoass: Take a bow, subby.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mr. Potatoass: Take a bow, subby.That beats a stern approach.
Plant Rights Activist: this thread is going overboard on the puns
Mr. Potatoass: If I keep reading this thread, I'm gonna keel over.
Skywolf Philosopher: The driver was on the port side.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mr. Potatoass: If I keep reading this thread, I'm gonna keel over.Skywolf Philosopher: The driver was on the port side.We might finish this discussion bored, but we won't starboard!!!!:D...:-//leaves in shame
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: /leaves in shame
phrawgh: Will there be a wake?/DNBTRTFA
chuckufarlie: let me guess, global warming caused the water level to rise so much that the poor guy ended up sleeping in three feet of water.
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: He should have remembered that schooner rather than later.HEY-OOOOOOOO
phrawgh: Will there be a wake?
gingerjet: What the driver looked like.[4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x362]
Mog32Kupo: Oh come on, Your fav'd as 'Crow T. Robot'You NEVER leave in shame.
DataShade: Shorely, some of the blame lays with the camper for being so inatentive.
Mr. Potatoass: I'd like to stick around, but I've got to be at the marina in 26 minutes to pick up a couple of oars.
blackhonda: They will have to dock the drivers pay for the medical expenses.
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