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(Camel Clutch Blog)   It's five years to the day after Chris Benoit became a go-to joke for "bad parent," dontcha know   (camelclutchblog.com) divider line 12
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2012-06-25 11:30:31 AM  
5 votes:
"Brain, want to say something in remembrance of the great Chris Benoit?"

"Monsoon, I would but I'm too choked up to continue."

"As am I Brain, I remem.... WILL YOU STOP!?"
2012-06-24 11:15:27 PM  
2 votes:
That guy was good at asteroids.

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2012-06-26 03:17:54 AM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: DiamondDave: Completely bat shiat insane people don't text their friends and tell them where to find the bodies and to be careful of the attack dogs when you come get us.

3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "My physical address is 130 Green Meadow Lane, Fayeteville Georgia. 30215"
3:53 AM - Chris Benoit's cell phone: "The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open."

(The supposed rantings of a mad man)

I dunno. Considering what went down that day those texts are pretty insane.

I wonder whatever happened to the murder house?

Did some poor bastard wind up buying it, not knowing what they just bought?


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2012-06-25 02:33:21 PM  
1 votes:
Thread's getting sad. Let's inject a little humor!

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2012-06-25 11:41:58 AM  
1 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Brain, want to say something in remembrance of the great Chris Benoit?"

"Monsoon, I would but I'm too choked up to continue."

"As am I Brain, I remem.... WILL YOU STOP!?"


Yeah....we're done here. You magnificent bastard.
2012-06-25 02:01:13 AM  
1 votes:
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Choking hazard.
2012-06-25 01:44:08 AM  
1 votes:

fatalvenom: Man, this thread is getting me all choked up.


It's okay... go listen to some Slipknot and you'll feel better.
2012-06-25 01:37:46 AM  
1 votes:
Man, this thread is getting me all choked up.
2012-06-25 12:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com

CHRIS BENOIT IS HERE AND HE'S REALLY MAD
CHRIS BENOIT IS HERE AND HE'S REALLY AN-GRYYYYYYYYYY...
2012-06-25 12:46:12 AM  
1 votes:

NotEric: You blew it, FNB!

Unless you believe Mark Henry's son was involved.


Well, I never liked the look of that kid. His nails were never properly groomed, and he had hairy knuckles.
2012-06-25 12:29:21 AM  
1 votes:

labman: I can't believe it was 5 years ago. Damn I'm old.


Really leaves you choked up, doesn't it?

Although, it's inevitable... you're going to get older the longer you hand around.
2012-06-24 08:08:23 PM  
1 votes:

Cythraul: Captain Steroid: Benoit was supposed to challenge CM Punk for the vacant ECW Championship that night at the WWE Vengeance PPV. I was going to order the show, because Punk vs Benoit would've been a 5-star instant classic, "Match of the Year" contender.

A couple of hours before the show, I read online that Benoit had backed out due to a "family emergency".

Benoit NEVER cancelled an appearance, unless he was injured and not medically cleared to compete. I figured it must be serious, but...

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\ Sonuvab*tch...

'Family emergency,' AKA: I've tied my family up and I'm about to murder them.


Well imagine if they broke loose while he was wrestling. He had to strangle them right away.
 
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