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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   MoDOT making it more difficult for Illinoisians... Illinoisites... um... Illannoyances to cross Mississippi River tomorrow   (fox2now.com) divider line 118
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2012-06-24 07:41:50 PM
It amazes me that, until they finish a new bridge, the main route in and out of the city is named for the STREET it used to end on before it was interstate....
 
2012-06-24 08:08:01 PM
Missouri for the Missourians!
 
2012-06-24 08:08:46 PM
FIPs, subby, FIPs.

Farkin Illinois People.

/Michigan Troll
 
2012-06-24 08:09:18 PM
I hate Illanonyances.
 
2012-06-24 08:11:34 PM
images.wikia.com

MoDOT?
 
2012-06-24 08:13:17 PM
Illinoids.

You know, like the Domino's Pizza mascot of yesteryear.
 
2012-06-24 08:13:41 PM
Illini?
 
2012-06-24 08:19:33 PM

Uewebawo: [images.wikia.com image 451x495]

MoDOT?


So does that guy sometimes get piss on his chin when he goes to the bathroom?
 
2012-06-24 08:20:06 PM
Sounds like a great excuse to call in a vacation day. If ya got 'em.
 
2012-06-24 08:20:29 PM
They just did Illinois a favor.
 
2012-06-24 08:20:38 PM

Ringshadow: FIPs, subby, FIPs.

Farkin Illinois People.


Still better than being called a FUM.

Farking Unemployed Michiganer
 
2012-06-24 08:21:43 PM
Wait, what about hard working Missourians trying to come back from the strip clubs in East St.Louis?
 
2012-06-24 08:21:44 PM
In other news: Missourians think people are trying to get into Missouri.
 
2012-06-24 08:21:54 PM
In Wisconsin, we always called them FIBs.

Farkin' Illinois Bastards.
 
2012-06-24 08:21:57 PM
Illannoyances

Hahahaha...

/lived in Chicago
//funny is funny
 
2012-06-24 08:23:30 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: In other news: Missourians think people are trying to get into Missouri.


I'll work there. I wouldn't live with them, though.
 
2012-06-24 08:24:45 PM

Buttle not Tuttle: In other news: Missourians think people are trying to get into Missouri.


Clearly you've never been to East St. Louis, IL.
 
2012-06-24 08:27:30 PM
Hey, Missourans...

Can you guess what this Illinoisan is showing you?
 
2012-06-24 08:28:34 PM

mallorn: Hey, Missourans...

Can you guess what this Illinoisan is showing you?


Probably your micropenis, true to form.
 
2012-06-24 08:31:30 PM

elchip: Buttle not Tuttle: In other news: Missourians think people are trying to get into Missouri.

Clearly you've never been to East St. Louis, IL.


He wouldn't have survived anyways.

Which one is more comical: the Chicago accent or the St. Louis accent?

/Kansas City doesn't have an accent
//Which makes those two insanely hysterical
///Har har
 
2012-06-24 08:34:23 PM

phrawgh: Missouri for the Missourians!


No one is coming to take your mules or paddlefish away. Put down your muskets and clear that rabble off your roads.
 
2012-06-24 08:34:32 PM
Dang, I guess I'm finding a new route to the Westport area tomorrow. I'll take the delay for the new road surfaces though .... They are horrible.
 
2012-06-24 08:34:37 PM

Tad_Waxpole: Still better than being called a FUM.

Farking Unemployed Michiganer


I have a job so pbbbbt.

lunasea-studios.com
 
2012-06-24 08:35:51 PM
MoDOT, the geniuses who shut down I-64 to one lane at the same time there was a Cardinals' game, a Blues' playoff game and another big event going on in downtown STL. Color me shocked that they can't finish a project on time.
 
2012-06-24 08:39:20 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


Illinoids.

You know, like the Domino's Pizza mascot of yesteryear.


He gave a quarter and his order
Small fries, BIG MAC

You be illinoid



Interestingly enough, both the band and the pizza are tougher than leather.
 
2012-06-24 08:41:42 PM
IMHO, everything between Chi and Denver, Toronto, NO and NY is pretty much just spooky or transcendentally banal. We are kinda assholish here, why deny it. But Wiscos, SIs, Michiganders, Miseries, and Indianans don't get to see us at our best. When we arrive on the scene in their burgs, we are shocked and appalled apoplectic that the third world could be so close to the gates of our fair city!
 
2012-06-24 08:42:37 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: He gave a quarter and his order
Small fries, BIG MAC

You be illinoid


YES!



Interestingly enough, both the band and the pizza are tougher than leather.

I like one a helluva lot more than the other.

Hint: it's not the pizza.
 
2012-06-24 08:43:55 PM
Thanks for the update, subby. I didn't think you folks in Branson had the internets yet.
 
2012-06-24 08:47:03 PM

Ringshadow: FIPs, subby, FIPs.

Farkin Illinois People.

/Michigan Troll


Wow, you Michiganders are much more polite to them than we Wisconsinites.
 
2012-06-24 08:47:40 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


I like one a helluva lot more than the other.

Hint: it's not the pizza.


*does complicated tricky handshake with TMLO*
 
2012-06-24 08:49:12 PM

Marine1: Kansas City doesn't have an accent

Except it does, specifically a "North Midland American" accent.
 
2012-06-24 08:51:04 PM

FriarReb98: It amazes me that, until they finish a new bridge, the main route in and out of the city is named for the STREET it used to end on before it was interstate....


The 14th Street Bridge laughs at your amazement.

/All five of them.
 
2012-06-24 08:52:29 PM
+1 for Illannoyances
 
2012-06-24 08:52:48 PM
Illinois should get its own Fark tag
/Is this where we hate on random states for no reason?
 
2012-06-24 08:56:05 PM

Begoggle: Illinois should get its own Fark tag
/Is this where we hate on random states for no reason?


Shhh, don't bring attention to Ohio.

/Only reason I hate Ohio is it is a long drive on I-80.
//Oh, and the Buckeyes.
 
2012-06-24 08:56:51 PM
Saw MoDOT
Came for MODOK
Leaving satisfied
 
2012-06-24 08:56:59 PM
Raising taxes again? It is Illinois. DNRTFA
 
2012-06-24 08:57:07 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: mallorn: Hey, Missourans...

Can you guess what this Illinoisan is showing you?

Probably your micropenis, true to form.


www.muzakblog.com
 
2012-06-24 08:57:46 PM

FriarReb98: It amazes me that, until they finish a new bridge, the main route in and out of the city is named for the STREET it used to end on before it was interstate....


It's not, actually. The name of the bridge is actually "Bernard F. Dickman Bridge," but legend says opponents of the structure refused to give the mayor who championed it credit, and the PSB nickname has stuck.
 
2012-06-24 08:59:43 PM

missiv: phrawgh: Missouri for the Missourians!

No one is coming to take your mules or paddlefish away. Put down your muskets and clear that rabble off your roads.


We need leeches and hacksaws to saw off our gangrenous limbs!

/Those white flags are no match for our muskets
 
2012-06-24 08:59:49 PM

The Loaf: FriarReb98: It amazes me that, until they finish a new bridge, the main route in and out of the city is named for the STREET it used to end on before it was interstate....

The 14th Street Bridge laughs at your amazement.

/All five of them.


Huh, that one didn't occur to me. And I went over it, too.
 
2012-06-24 09:00:52 PM
www.joshhornik.com
 
2012-06-24 09:01:24 PM
s11.postimage.org

Missourah...
 
2012-06-24 09:03:43 PM

Begoggle: Illinois should get its own Fark tag
/Is this where we hate on random states for no reason?


We figured we would mix the "[insert state name here] sucks!" theme with a little of the "highway nuisance lots of locals seem to want to chime on" theme. How do you like it so far?
 
2012-06-24 09:03:53 PM
Drivers should use the McKinley, Martin Luther King, Eads, or Jefferson Barracks Bridges Monday morning.

You would have to go through East St. Louis to get to the MLK, McKinley or Eads. Jefferson Barracks is at the south end of the metro area. Probably swing up to Chain of Rocks/270 and take my chances with the semis.
 
2012-06-24 09:05:16 PM
Crews remove a top layer of the road surface and then use water pressure to prepare the roadway for resurfacing. Before the road is resurfaced, crews chip out and repair bad spots in the concrete. Crews found more bad spots than expected.

Thanks for the crash course in road repair, Fox2News.
 
2012-06-24 09:05:21 PM

FriarReb98: It amazes me that, until they finish a new bridge, the main route in and out of the city is named for the STREET it used to end on before it was interstate....


We used to drive from Mississippi to Long Island when I was a kid--when the Interstate system was still unfinished.

.
 
2012-06-24 09:05:58 PM
/Took a week

.
 
2012-06-24 09:07:18 PM

concotelli: In Wisconsin, we always called them FIBs.

Farkin' Illinois Bastards.


i've heard 'flatlanders' too, but that never seemed too offensive
 
2012-06-24 09:13:18 PM
Patti once used my penis to cross the Missouri. Then I gave her a creampie.
 
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