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2012-06-24 08:04:23 PM
21 votes:
2wolves: Weaver95: almost cult like

In high school we had a PSU scout show for a game and every mother in the stands appeared eager to blow him if he'd watch their kid's highlight VHS tape.


Note to self: Pretend to be a scout
2012-06-24 07:37:20 PM
19 votes:
The nearby asylum inmates were heard singing "Bike". No one knows why.
2012-06-24 07:30:40 PM
12 votes:
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

How can you have any Sandusky if you don't beat your meat.
2012-06-24 07:02:50 PM
9 votes:
Animals.
2012-06-24 07:42:49 PM
8 votes:
Another Brick in the Wall??

Welcome To The Machine would have been more appropriate:

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
Provided with toys and scouting for boys.
2012-06-24 10:48:29 PM
7 votes:
writersgallery.com
2012-06-24 07:14:50 PM
7 votes:
Could've been worse, could've played The Final Cut.
2012-06-24 10:18:43 PM
5 votes:
Being forced to listen to pink floyd is cruel and inhumane treatment.
2012-06-24 10:54:18 PM
4 votes:
rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-24 07:51:34 PM
4 votes:
BSABSVR: Woo! Today's thread where everyone shows how disgusted they are by rapists by concocting incredibly elaborate rape fantasies

Yeah, and don't forget about the self-important pseudointellectuals who put themselves up above all that by making fun of them...
2012-06-24 04:56:37 PM
4 votes:
nekom: I'm surprised they didn't take him directly to PC.

Panama City?
2012-06-25 12:04:41 AM
3 votes:
ox45tallboy: Begoggle: Poor analogy.
We're talking about football, not guys with guns.
Football, a game for children with a ball.


No, we're talking about an organization with a clearly defined chain of command which protected a rapist in order to avoid negative repercussions for the organization as a whole. Make a little more sense now?


Leave the Catholic Church out of this.
2012-06-24 11:50:48 PM
3 votes:
ox45tallboy: memecreator.net

What's he going to do, make Sandusky watch some of his old movies?
2012-06-24 10:55:59 PM
3 votes:
They should put him in the same cell as O.J. Simpson.

Together they could hunt for the real child molester.

/"If I diddled it"
2012-06-24 10:54:16 PM
3 votes:
img2-2.timeinc.net

"WATCH OUT FOR YOUR CORNHOLE, BUD"
2012-06-24 10:29:13 PM
3 votes:
He's gonna wish his b-hole was comfortably numb in a few days
2012-06-24 10:21:31 PM
3 votes:
calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.


I disagree. Pretty sure he was a sex ed. teacher.
2012-06-24 09:32:53 PM
3 votes:
I was hoping the song would be "Run Like Hell."
2012-06-25 07:21:59 AM
2 votes:
i651.photobucket.com
2012-06-25 12:29:01 AM
2 votes:
menversus.com
2012-06-24 11:29:57 PM
2 votes:
mephisto6: I just hope they sang the whole song. All night. And that Jerry thought, "my god, this is how i'm going to spend the rest of my life."

and then they turned on the black lights and disco lights and sang the entire DSOTM while raping him
2012-06-24 10:57:11 PM
2 votes:
memecreator.net
2012-06-24 10:41:51 PM
2 votes:
A capella music? Those farking animals.
2012-06-24 10:41:12 PM
2 votes:
"Bring the Boys Back Home"?
"Candy and a Currant Bun"?
"Childhood's End"?
"In the Flesh"?
"Young Lust"?
"Wish You Were Here"?

/DRTFA
2012-06-24 10:40:19 PM
2 votes:
What's the problem? he's gonna get all the ass f*cking he can handle in prison, he should love it.
2012-06-24 10:37:44 PM
2 votes:
They all should have chanted, "Soon"
2012-06-24 10:26:28 PM
2 votes:
oukewldave: calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.

I disagree. Pretty sure he was a sex ed. teacher.


I'm sure the fact that there are no top 40 hits that detail s ex abuse by preadtorial football coaches upon vulnerable charity kids doesn't matter. Give them points for improv and STFU or compose something more appropriate.
2012-06-24 10:25:23 PM
2 votes:
AbbeySomeone: Weaver95: 2wolves: Weaver95: almost cult like

In high school we had a PSU scout show for a game and every mother in the stands appeared eager to blow him if he'd watch their kid's highlight VHS tape.

it's difficult to explain to non-central Pa people just how pervasive and fanatical PSU football is in these parts. Right or wrong, Sandusky seems to be getting all the blame for tarnishing the good name of Penn State football....that's kind of not a good place to be right now.

Any institution that is so wrapped up in f*cking football deserves to crumble. Overlooking blatant abuse for the sake of a sport and the money it brings in? Fhhhhuk u and the bullsh*t ruse you hide behind. Goddamn college sports aren't real life and if some of those kids weren't good athletes they wouldn't have a scholarship. Monkey sports ability =/=intelligence.


Somewhere, there's a cute black kid screaming at the camera about you.
2012-06-24 10:13:42 PM
2 votes:
calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.


Taught those kids a thing or two.
2012-06-24 09:02:16 PM
2 votes:
Generation_D: Weaver95: 2wolves:

Of course the faithful are looking for a Judas. Who could be more of a blame target than a rapist of children?

there's a LOT of hate focused on Sandusky.

How do the central PA faithful reconcile the fact that Joe knew for 15 years and did nothing, that multiple reports to police and admin went nowhere, and in a small town where literally dozens of people had to have heard rumors, everything was business as usual for years? How do they reconcile Joe letting Sandusky stay with campus privileges even after being forced to resign in 2002?


easy - Sandusky was an evil mastermind who took advantage of poor confused Saint Joe.
2012-06-24 07:45:12 PM
2 votes:
How about One of these Days, right at lights out?
2012-06-24 07:30:28 PM
2 votes:
Triumph: Animals.

Yup-- and its too late to lose the weight he used to need to throw around.
2012-06-24 04:25:38 PM
2 votes:
Nice!
2012-06-25 01:20:37 PM
1 votes:
sseye: herrDrFarkenstein: A capella music? Those farking animals.

Good point. But it could have been worse: banjos.


I have a buddy who plays banjo. Parked on the street in North Hollywood one day and left the banjo in plain sight on the back seat. He came out just a few minutes later and saw that his back window was busted out. Fearing the worst, he looked inside and saw two banjos sitting there.
2012-06-25 12:46:04 PM
1 votes:
mephisto6: I just hope they sang the whole song. All night. And that Jerry thought, "my god, this is how i'm going to spend the rest of my life."

I was hoping for Talking Heads

This is not my beautiful wife
This is not my beautiful home
My god, what have I done?
2012-06-25 12:11:58 PM
1 votes:
Jon iz teh kewl: Waldo Pepper: Farkbert: Inflatable Rhetoric:

Farkbert: The guy is not right in the head. It was up to the other adults involved to stop this from happening...and their failure was the biggest crime, and the least punished.

I think raping the children was the biggest crime.

...exactly. If the other adults had acted, it would have prevented the rape of many innocent children. Their failure to act was the biggest crime.

No, the rape of the first child was the biggest crime. Even if reported and stopped, a child would still have been raped which is a bigger crime than not reporting it.

why didn't the child report it?? if it bothered him they have ways to arrest the "rapist".


This is troubling.... putting this on the victim, who is a child, not a consenting adult. Seriously... you think this is OK simply because the child did not report it? WTF is wrong with you? There is so much wrong with your "question" - starting with the idea that you think it's OK to ask in the first place.

A child can't legally consent. You think there is ANY situation it is OK for an adult to have sex with a 10-year old child? Really?

A child will likely be coerced in a number of ways "not to tell" - threats, or simple psychological control by an authority figure... or perhaps simply embarrassment? Many male-on-male child abuse cases have victims who grow up very unhappy, thinking they are gay, but they are not. Even if they are actually gay, how is that any better? Rape is rape. The stigma of being a victim of rape is far worse for males than females, but even females have issues with reporting rape.

Please take your NAMBLA bulls hit out of Fark. Nobody is buying it.
2012-06-25 11:28:15 AM
1 votes:
Farkbert: Inflatable Rhetoric:

Farkbert: The guy is not right in the head. It was up to the other adults involved to stop this from happening...and their failure was the biggest crime, and the least punished.

I think raping the children was the biggest crime.

...exactly. If the other adults had acted, it would have prevented the rape of many innocent children. Their failure to act was the biggest crime.


No, the rape of the first child was the biggest crime. Even if reported and stopped, a child would still have been raped which is a bigger crime than not reporting it.
2012-06-25 10:57:48 AM
1 votes:
Waldo Pepper: Two16: Waldo Pepper: Two16: IlGreven: Waldo Pepper: lets be honest in today's media, if this wasn't true and it got out everyone is ruined.

It didn't matter if it was true or not. JoePa was ruined, despite having the least guilt of everyone involved.

The world's smallest violin plays for him. No... really.

i would think it would play for Sandusky. Joe is dead he can't hear it

[i47.tinypic.com image 285x301]

And/or you're just plain stupid/a troll.

Yawns


/takes advantage of the opportunity to shove a wrinkly old dick in your mouth
2012-06-25 10:52:38 AM
1 votes:
STRYPERSWINE: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

"And if anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a large millstone tied around his neck."


how is being the victim of rape a sin?
2012-06-25 10:36:36 AM
1 votes:
Damn. I wish I had thought of it. Way to go, convicts.
2012-06-25 09:13:17 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

My client's dick is about this big, so he could only have had sex with OctoMom or maybe this woman behind me to my left, but not some small boy with those tight butts we all know they have. This is a tragic miscarriage of justice. We will appeal.
2012-06-25 01:41:16 AM
1 votes:
evaned: got me to laugh "at" 9/11

maritaulv.files.wordpress.com
2012-06-25 01:23:49 AM
1 votes:
gimmegimme: Okay. Just do me this favor. If you ever see one of my future children showering alone with an adult (myself included)...call the cops. Please. Especially if the old guy is "horsing around" with my kid. Please.

I feel kind of bad laughing at anything connected to this whole event, but this actually did it.
2012-06-25 01:19:59 AM
1 votes:
at least it wasn't "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"
2012-06-25 12:44:05 AM
1 votes:
doglover: OgreMagi: That same god that killed people for trivial transgressions and committed genocide a few times.

Hey. All those Jews Moses killed were totally not the same kind of Jews as their brothers and fathers... who killed them... for being traditional Jews... as opposed to Moses' new kind. . .

Yeah, the god of Abraham is like half Crom and half The Joker.


There's a reason you're one my favourites list.
2012-06-25 12:24:07 AM
1 votes:
I prefer "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash
2012-06-25 12:21:12 AM
1 votes:
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I'd like to see the Athletic Director, NCAA Compliance Official, and the President of Penn State brought up on charges of conspiracy to commit child rape.

A lot more than that needs to be done. Two other child rapists are known to have been on Penn State's staff - Lasaga and Neisworth. Two is a coincidence, three is a trend.

Penn State has made it clear by its actions that if one of its employees brings in the dough either through federal tax dollar research grants or football tickets, they will protect that employee even if that employee rapes 10 year old children.

Do not have any illusions. Penn State will continue to protect child rapists who make the dollars rain as long as it is allowed to continue as an institution. Its management and staff will only learn their lesson if they are forced to personally pay for this by losing their jobs and possibly serving prison time in the general population, not a white collar country club.

Penn State needs to be shut down - preferably Arthur Andersen style so that other schools that pull this - and there are many others such as The Citadel - will know what the consequences are for them when they get caught.
2012-06-25 12:17:39 AM
1 votes:
gimmegimme: Waldo Pepper: evaned: Waldo Pepper:

I sort of think there is blame higher ups than on JoePa. Besides Joe is dead and can't defend himself better to focus on those who can be charged.

That's a good point. When someone drives through the window of a Wendy's Red Lobster, the store manager will let the hierarchy handle the arrangements to fix the building.

If the Wendy's Olive Garden manager realizes, however, that her employee is raping little boys in the men's room, she m ...


sohanews.vcmedia.vn
THIS IS FARK!
2012-06-25 12:15:15 AM
1 votes:
beta_plus: djh0101010: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

Crom's sake...don't you EVER get tired of listening to yourself mamble off this bullshiat? The kiddie diddler deserves every possible disrespect coming to him.

He's just upset that one of the institutions on his side got in trouble.

/if Sandusky has been a member of the Bush administration he'd be calling for every possible horrible fate


If Sandusky had been a member of the Bush Administration, he would not be on trial for war crimes and would be a well-paid Fox News contributor right about now.
2012-06-25 12:10:51 AM
1 votes:
Tainted1: Did your parents have any children that survived?

www.fairfaxunderground.com

"I bet they regret that!"
2012-06-25 12:00:25 AM
1 votes:
Seriously Fark? What the fark?

www.justsaypictures.com
2012-06-24 11:59:26 PM
1 votes:
Weaver95:
that said, prison can be a very brutal place. this was a high profile case, and Sandusky disgraced a popular (almost cult like) football program. He's in a very bad place right now and unless he's protected from his fellow inmates it is likely he won't survive to serve out his sentence.

It looks like it might be a 400 year sentence. I don't see him surviving quite that long.
2012-06-24 11:58:21 PM
1 votes:
So were the "Hero", "Spiffy", and "Cool" tags doing time in the hole?
2012-06-24 11:47:55 PM
1 votes:
bubo_sibiricus:Protective Custody is not special treatment. It's solitary confinement with a different name only. Solitary confinement in all contexts sucks for the inmate. Always.


Andy Dufresne did alright.
2012-06-24 11:38:35 PM
1 votes:
Never thought I say this, but good job prisoners!
2012-06-24 11:28:42 PM
1 votes:
Just five minutes the worm your honor! Him me alone!
2012-06-24 11:15:44 PM
1 votes:
herrDrFarkenstein: A capella music? Those farking animals.

Good point. But it could have been worse: banjos.
2012-06-24 11:14:28 PM
1 votes:
JohnBigBootay: SithLord: How many wanna bet that he doesn't even survive till sentencing that some prisoner just ups and shanks him?

Taking bets now.

I'll take that bet. I wouldn't take a suicide bet - too unpredictable, though I doubt he had the balls for it. But I'll take a shank bet. The dude will be guarded like the damn president.


Having worked in a prison, let me tell you that guards tend to, uhhh, not quite watch guys like this every second of the day, if you know what I mean. "Mistakes are made" so-to-speak.
2012-06-24 11:09:51 PM
1 votes:
OgreMagi: That same god that killed people for trivial transgressions and committed genocide a few times.

Hey. All those Jews Moses killed were totally not the same kind of Jews as their brothers and fathers... who killed them... for being traditional Jews... as opposed to Moses' new kind. . .

Yeah, the god of Abraham is like half Crom and half The Joker.
2012-06-24 11:08:52 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-24 11:06:16 PM
1 votes:
Gdalescrboz: Amazing. Libs find capital punishment terrible, but getting raped and murdered by inmates gives them the lulz

He's still not going to sleep with you. (He's in prison, and you're too old)
2012-06-24 11:02:49 PM
1 votes:
Ha haahhh, charade you are
2012-06-24 10:55:46 PM
1 votes:
calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.


You know, it's not like they are in prison because they are successful. Most of them are there because fail.
2012-06-24 10:52:03 PM
1 votes:
Shine on You Crazy Diamond?
2012-06-24 10:50:09 PM
1 votes:
GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

LOL...wut? Yeah, I get it that you are trolling me to death here, but what the fark?

Dude, reread the Torah. There must be 30 crimes in there where death is the specific punishment...directly on Yahweh's orders.

Ass-raping little boys (zakhar) is right in there. 45 counts? Dude gets buried in his burial trench up to his wast and then stoned to death.

/got my rip-rap handy
2012-06-24 10:49:08 PM
1 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-06-24 10:46:00 PM
1 votes:
GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

1) What makes you think that any of these people are Christians? Maybe they are Muslims.

2) For someone with a problem with religion you seem to have no issue telling others' what their beliefs mean.

3) ALL Christians admit to being infallible but forgiven for their sins; their wanting justice for the children horribly abused by this monster is a natural response, unlike your idea that those wanting justice (and you Leftists are all about 'justice' aren't you?) are in the wrong.
2012-06-24 10:44:46 PM
1 votes:
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
2012-06-24 10:44:09 PM
1 votes:
Uchiha_Cycliste: jake_lex: I was hoping the song would be "Run Like Hell."

Run, run, run, run [repeat line four times]
You better run all day
And run all night
And keep your dirty feelings
Deep inside. And if your
Takin' your foster child
Out tonight
You better park the car
Well out of sight
'Cos if they catch you in the back seat
Trying to pick his locks
They're gonna send you back to mother
In a cardboard box
You better run
2012-06-24 10:42:20 PM
1 votes:
Dahmer got his head beat-in by a fellow prisoner because he refused protective custody. I'm assuming Jerry isn't going the same route and will die of old age in a prison hospital.
2012-06-24 10:41:58 PM
1 votes:
Jerry, you be sure to let us all know how it feels to be on the bottom.

fronttowardsgamer.com
2012-06-24 10:40:53 PM
1 votes:
Come in here dear boy suck this cigar you're not gonna go far
You're never going to fry..
You're gonna wait here til death comes to claim you....

/you're not going to have any pudding Jerry if you don't beat your meat
2012-06-24 10:40:30 PM
1 votes:
Dude is farked.
2012-06-24 10:39:46 PM
1 votes:
Fark Me To Tears: BSABSVR: Woo! Today's thread where everyone shows how disgusted they are by rapists by concocting incredibly elaborate rape fantasies

Yeah, and don't forget about the self-important pseudointellectuals who put themselves up above all that by making fun of them...


lol, how was he pseudointellectual? Was 'hipster' your back up insult?
2012-06-24 10:37:40 PM
1 votes:
Fark Me To Tears: BSABSVR: Woo! Today's thread where everyone shows how disgusted they are by rapists by concocting incredibly elaborate rape fantasies

Yeah, and don't forget about the self-important pseudointellectuals who put themselves up above all that by making fun of them...


The important thing is we've found a way to feel superior to both.
2012-06-24 10:32:08 PM
1 votes:
IamPatSajak: Being forced to listen to pink floyd is cruel and inhumane treatment.

media.tumblr.com
2012-06-24 10:32:01 PM
1 votes:
GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

well justice certainly doesn't involve rape or death by vigilante at any rate. I'd say our lawless prison system was an embarrassment to the country, but they kind of fit this f*cked up place.
2012-06-24 10:31:22 PM
1 votes:
king of vegas: Paterno should forever be remembered as that guy who let a child rapist continue with his behavior. Paterno is not a great man in my book.

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-06-24 10:30:18 PM
1 votes:
AbbeySomeone: I'm sure the fact that there are no top 40 hits that detail s ex abuse by preadtorial football coaches upon vulnerable charity kids doesn't matter. Give them points for improv and STFU or compose something more appropriate.

toolshed.down.net
2012-06-24 10:29:43 PM
1 votes:
I bet he's going to be on the receiving end of some other things before long...
2012-06-24 10:28:58 PM
1 votes:
bubo_sibiricus: Protective Custody is not special treatment. It's solitary confinement with a different name only. Solitary confinement in all contexts sucks for the inmate. Always.

Always? I think I'd prefer not to be raped and beaten on a daily basis.
2012-06-24 10:05:24 PM
1 votes:
His introduction to prison is going to be like this thread's introduction to the main page.
2012-06-24 08:57:44 PM
1 votes:
Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: Mugato: I thought all child molesters were a target for violence in prison, why would he get special treatment?

1) He's high profile, so if something happens to him, that's bad for the prison.

2) As much as most of us dislike the idea, he does have a right to appeal his conviction,.

Well everyone has a right to appeal their conviction so that's not a factor. So get famous before I get convicted of any crime that would make me an especially appealing target. Got it.


From my extensive knowledge from reality-television shows about prison, it seems like anyone can request PC and most Chester Molesters are granted it, famous or not.

If you can't trust television, what can you trust?
2012-06-24 08:55:11 PM
1 votes:
Bathia_Mapes:
1) He's high profile, so if something happens to him, that's bad for the prison.


After what happened in Luzerne county i'm pretty sure that the Pa prison system could just outright murder inmates and cut up their organs for sale to the highest bidder and nobody in this state would care....
2012-06-24 08:32:18 PM
1 votes:
nekom: Protective custody. Same thing as the hole, except instead of being bad to get there, you have to be hated. Known gang members and high profile inmates are often kept in solitary confinement so they don't get shanked in the general population.

I thought all child molesters were a target for violence in prison, why would he get special treatment?
2012-06-24 08:28:32 PM
1 votes:
2wolves:

Of course the faithful are looking for a Judas. Who could be more of a blame target than a rapist of children?


there's a LOT of hate focused on Sandusky.
2012-06-24 08:00:18 PM
1 votes:
Weaver95: almost cult like

In high school we had a PSU scout show for a game and every mother in the stands appeared eager to blow him if he'd watch their kid's highlight VHS tape.
2012-06-24 07:50:58 PM
1 votes:
Heh, like it matters what a bunch of cons think of another con. I bet if Sandusky could help any of them break out of jail, they wouldn't hate him as much.
2012-06-24 07:40:45 PM
1 votes:
Woo! Today's thread where everyone shows how disgusted they are by rapists by concocting incredibly elaborate rape fantasies
2012-06-24 07:33:39 PM
1 votes:
GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

Oh, quit your ranting and drooling.
2012-06-24 05:30:43 PM
1 votes:
Torture!

Like Sandusky knows the song, let alone Pink Floyd.
 
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