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(Deadspin)   Inmates serenade Jerry Sandusky with Pink Floyd as he enters jail   (deadspin.com) divider line 409
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2012-06-24 10:50:54 PM  
I'm guessing the prison population has to be middle-aged if they know those old Floyd songs that well.

First thing Sandusky has to do is break somebody's neck. That will at once establish a rep, and get him into secure housing.

/it's not like he's ever getting out. May as well work with what you have.
 
2012-06-24 10:52:03 PM  
Shine on You Crazy Diamond?
 
2012-06-24 10:52:25 PM  

Coco LaFemme: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

Oh, quit your ranting raving and drooling.

FTFY.


They are going to fall on his neck with a scream, I bet!
 
2012-06-24 10:54:16 PM  
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"WATCH OUT FOR YOUR CORNHOLE, BUD"
 
2012-06-24 10:54:18 PM  
rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-24 10:54:25 PM  

smurfnazi: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

ummmmmm..........God was a right hateful bastard.
Sodom and Gomorrah
The flood

The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).

the list goes on and on.


Now, now you attempt at showing how hateful God falls by your very selective choice of verses. But then if you were to quote vast swaths of the NT in which God proclaims His love for Mankind that show you to be a thinking, balanced peson instead of someone with a distain for the religion of 2.5 billion people.

BTW why don't you drag out Islam for some ridicule? Haven't read the Koran or just chicken-shiate?
 
2012-06-24 10:54:34 PM  
This guy isn't going to make it a year. And I doubt it will be the other inmates that do it. He is probably going to take his own life before they can get to him.

I seriously doubt that he though that he would even get convicted. You could tell by the look on his face after the verdict that he was in disbelief. The guy probably had some illusion that being Jerry Sandusky would save him again like it did so many other times in the past.
 
2012-06-24 10:55:01 PM  

nekom: Nickster79: nekom: I'm surprised they didn't take him directly to PC.

Panama City?

Protective custody. Same thing as the hole, except instead of being bad to get there, you have to be hated. Known gang members and high profile inmates are often kept in solitary confinement so they don't get shanked in the general population.


In six months to a year, after the media furor has died and the country's attention has moved on, I imagine they will put him in gen pop and we'll be reading a news story about how he was killed in a corner of the laundry room or something.

Is it morally right? No. But this is a completely predatory, evil man. I'm not going to shed any tears if someone removes him from the world.
 
2012-06-24 10:55:46 PM  

calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.


You know, it's not like they are in prison because they are successful. Most of them are there because fail.
 
2012-06-24 10:55:59 PM  
They should put him in the same cell as O.J. Simpson.

Together they could hunt for the real child molester.

/"If I diddled it"
 
2012-06-24 10:57:11 PM  
memecreator.net
 
2012-06-24 10:58:45 PM  

jake_lex: I was hoping the song would be "Run Like Hell."


bah...I was hoping it would be Meat Sandwich by GWAR
 
2012-06-24 10:58:56 PM  

douchebag/hater: smurfnazi: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

ummmmmm..........God was a right hateful bastard.
Sodom and Gomorrah
The flood

The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).

the list goes on and on.

Now, now you attempt at showing how hateful God falls by your very selective choice of verses. But then if you were to quote vast swaths of the NT in which God proclaims His love for Mankind that show you to be a thinking, balanced peson instead of someone with a distain for the religion of 2.5 billion people.


I can assure you that there are not 2.5 billion people practicing Christianity. There wouldn't be child worker suicides in a totalitarian state if there were. Nor would the most profitable corporation in the world be driving those workers to suicide.

I put the number closer to 13 or 14. 17 tops.
 
2012-06-24 10:59:08 PM  

ongbok: This guy isn't going to make it a year. And I doubt it will be the other inmates that do it. He is probably going to take his own life before they can get to him.

I seriously doubt that he though that he would even get convicted. You could tell by the look on his face after the verdict that he was in disbelief. The guy probably had some illusion that being Jerry Sandusky would save him again like it did so many other times in the past.


I don't know about suicide. Dude looks flat out crazy as hell to me. He's utterly dissembled. If he ever admits to himself what he's done I doubt he lives the rest of that day, I agree. But I'm not sure he can anymore.
 
2012-06-24 10:59:18 PM  

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.



Let's see how you react if your child gets raped by a trusted individual? What do you do? Let it slide? Just let it be held over and let the courts decide his punishment. Naturally you'll want revenge. And if you live in Texas, it's perfectly justified.
 
2012-06-24 10:59:24 PM  

skinink: Heh, like it matters what a bunch of cons think of another con. I bet if Sandusky could help any of them break out of jail, they wouldn't hate him as much.


No, pedophiles are a class of convict that other convicts have a real hate on for. A lot of guys inside are fathers, and no matter what they have done, that doesn't go away. They are going to be thinking "what if it had been my kid?" when they look at Sandusky.
 
2012-06-24 11:00:31 PM  

cloud_van_dame: He's dead. Prisoners killed Jeffrey Dahmer, also a molester of boys.

I suspect a few too many of the inmates were abused in some way when young, so they have a special feeling about child molesters.


Dahmer was killed by another inmate after he had been in prison for a couple of years. It happened in the prison gym and he was beaten with a weight bar. Dahmer picked up other men in bars so he wasn't a child molester.

The more you know...
 
2012-06-24 11:01:11 PM  

Weaver95: easy - Sandusky was an evil mastermind who took advantage of poor confused Saint Joe.


Which, if true, is not exactly a ringing endorsement for Paterno, either. If it's our tendency in society to look at long-tenured, successful collegiate coaches as "molders of young men", tirelessly instilling life lessons and morality through their teachings/instructions, it'd be nice to set the bar a little higher so that said head coach is not some "poor simpleton" who that easily can have the wool pulled over him.

Cite his age all you want, if were take his remarks in the original GJ testimony at face value, he didn't seem to even comprehend the actual acts Sandusky was being accused for. Is someone that goddamn f*cking naive ideally the person you want representing your university and "developing young men"?
 
2012-06-24 11:01:41 PM  

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


Umm, I dunno what version of the Bible you've read but the version I read has God killing fools left and right for stuff.
 
2012-06-24 11:01:41 PM  
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2012-06-24 11:02:19 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Not sure how such a fun story of inmates singing a pink floyd song to the pedo gets so hateful,.


Really? you're not sure how a tread about a predatory, repeated child rapists becomes hateful? Seriously?
 
2012-06-24 11:02:49 PM  
Ha haahhh, charade you are
 
2012-06-24 11:03:46 PM  

douchebag/hater: Dahmer picked up other men in bars so he wasn't a child molester.


Well, he had this unfortunate habit of killing and eating them, and at least one victim was underage.
 
2012-06-24 11:03:48 PM  
Amazing. Libs find capital punishment terrible, but getting raped and murdered by inmates gives them the lulz
 
2012-06-24 11:03:58 PM  
How many wanna bet that he doesn't even survive till sentencing that some prisoner just ups and shanks him?

Taking bets now.
 
2012-06-24 11:04:16 PM  

Triumph: Animals.


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2012-06-24 11:04:34 PM  

the_geek: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

Umm, I dunno what version of the Bible you've read but the version I read has God killing fools left and right for stuff.


But then Jesus came along saying, look, sorry about all that "obey, or else" stuff before, we're trying something new this time around, "just stop being dicks to each other and it'll be worth it"
 
2012-06-24 11:05:35 PM  

SithLord: How many wanna bet that he doesn't even survive till sentencing that some prisoner just ups and shanks him?

Taking bets now.


when is sentencing?
what's the over/under?
 
2012-06-24 11:06:06 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

Oh, quit your ranting and drooling.


Just add him to your ignore list like everyone else. I wouldn't have even seen his post if you hadn't quoted him. I see he's talking about his benevolent god that hates killing. That same god that killed people for trivial transgressions and committed genocide a few times.
 
2012-06-24 11:06:06 PM  
I can assure you that there are not 2.5 billion people practicing Christianity. There wouldn't be child worker suicides in a totalitarian state if there were. Nor would the most profitable corporation in the world be driving those workers to suicide.

I put the number closer to 13 or 14. 17 tops.


Your attempt at, well, your attempt at whatever it is your trying to post falls short of being understandable. But thanks for calling!

I will say this: the number is around 1 billion, same for Islam and Hindi.
 
2012-06-24 11:06:09 PM  
Big man, pig man ha ha, charade you are....

You farked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are....
 
2012-06-24 11:06:16 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Amazing. Libs find capital punishment terrible, but getting raped and murdered by inmates gives them the lulz


He's still not going to sleep with you. (He's in prison, and you're too old)
 
2012-06-24 11:06:54 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Amazing. Libs find capital punishment terrible, but getting raped and murdered by inmates gives them the lulz


Why assume the people anticipating this are libs. I am guessing you are a con, but only because you used the word "lib"

Lots of people round here are libertarians, apolitical cynics, or conservatives. Middle category is who is probably getting lulzy.
 
2012-06-24 11:07:51 PM  

SithLord: How many wanna bet that he doesn't even survive till sentencing that some prisoner just ups and shanks him?

Taking bets now.


I'll take that bet. I wouldn't take a suicide bet - too unpredictable, though I doubt he had the balls for it. But I'll take a shank bet. The dude will be guarded like the damn president.
 
2012-06-24 11:08:29 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: SithLord: How many wanna bet that he doesn't even survive till sentencing that some prisoner just ups and shanks him?

Taking bets now.

when is sentencing?
what's the over/under?


I read that sentencing could be 90 days from now.

I'd say the over/under is about 50
 
2012-06-24 11:08:52 PM  
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2012-06-24 11:09:41 PM  

Lorelle: Another Brick in the Wall??

Welcome To The Machine would have been more appropriate:

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
Where have you been?
It's alright we know where you've been.
You've been in the pipeline, filling in time,
Provided with toys and scouting for boys.


Is it strange that I always associate that song to Ecco?
 
2012-06-24 11:09:51 PM  

OgreMagi: That same god that killed people for trivial transgressions and committed genocide a few times.


Hey. All those Jews Moses killed were totally not the same kind of Jews as their brothers and fathers... who killed them... for being traditional Jews... as opposed to Moses' new kind. . .

Yeah, the god of Abraham is like half Crom and half The Joker.
 
2012-06-24 11:10:20 PM  

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


According to the Bible and the Quran justice often involves death. It's prescribed for all sorts of crimes here on Earth. And according to the Christians God doles it out in the next life wholesale.
 
2012-06-24 11:10:40 PM  

studebaker hoch: I'm guessing the prison population has to be middle-aged if they know those old Floyd songs that well.

First thing Sandusky has to do is break somebody's neck. That will at once establish a rep, and get him into secure housing.

/it's not like he's ever getting out. May as well work with what you have.


You have to be middle-aged to know PF songs? I'm 30, and a huge, huge fan. Granted a lot of that had to do with inheriting my love of the group from my father, but still.

Believe it or not, not all of us young whippersnappers think no music was made before 1990.

/not on your lawn
//feel free to stand on mine, though
 
2012-06-24 11:11:06 PM  

Rwa2play: IamPatSajak: Being forced to listen to pink floyd is cruel and inhumane treatment.

[media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Hey, I hate the farking beetles myself, but seriously, if you don't like pink floyd, you're dumb.
 
2012-06-24 11:11:24 PM  
You know that the feds are lining everything up to go after Penn State now, and rightfully so, but what the hell ever happened with Brian Kelly at Notre Dame? A kid died as a direct result of Kelly's negligence. Seems like Notre Dame just gets a pass while Penn State is staring down a whole lot of responsibility.

I just don't get why there is some critical mass of outrage. Why can't they both get our scorn?

College football remains creeeeeepy
 
2012-06-24 11:11:49 PM  
Show him a shiv, then "One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces!"
 
2012-06-24 11:12:00 PM  

gojirast: king of vegas: Paterno should forever be remembered as that guy who let a child rapist continue with his behavior. Paterno is not a great man in my book.

Precisely. He tarnished his own legacy by not going DIRECTLY to the police. Let it be tarnished forever.


Yeah, because the last time that Sandusky had been reported to the police it worked so well.

Why would you think it would be any different if he'd told the College Station police? They still got hired and fired by the guy Paterno talked to. And why hate Paterno and not McCreary?

I don't buy it.

/Ohio State fan.
 
2012-06-24 11:12:00 PM  

cloud_van_dame: Gdalescrboz: Amazing. Libs find capital punishment terrible, but getting raped and murdered by inmates gives them the lulz

Why assume the people anticipating this are libs. I am guessing you are a con, but only because you used the word "lib"

Lots of people round here are libertarians, apolitical cynics, or conservatives. Middle category is who is probably getting lulzy.


Was going to comment on this too. Law-and-order types like the whole prison rape thing and overlook the fact that it tends to be the weaker, less violent inmates who are the victims of that.

A bleeding heart liberal like me would say that rape or the threat of rape should not be part of a penal system.
 
2012-06-24 11:12:18 PM  

ox45tallboy: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 585x436]


I walked around with a smile on my face the entire day that old bastard croaked, so yes. Very happy.
 
2012-06-24 11:12:23 PM  

Owangotang: You know that the feds are lining everything up to go after Penn State now, and rightfully so, but what the hell ever happened with Brian Kelly at Notre Dame? A kid died as a direct result of Kelly's negligence. Seems like Notre Dame just gets a pass while Penn State is staring down a whole lot of responsibility.

I just don't get why there is some critical mass of outrage. Why can't they both get our scorn?

College football remains creeeeeepy


That lack of a playoff system really gets to me too.

Hopefully that will change in the next couple of years.
 
2012-06-24 11:12:39 PM  

JohnBigBootay: ongbok: This guy isn't going to make it a year. And I doubt it will be the other inmates that do it. He is probably going to take his own life before they can get to him.
I seriously doubt that he though that he would even get convicted. You could tell by the look on his face after the verdict that he was in disbelief. The guy probably had some illusion that being Jerry Sandusky would save him again like it did so many other times in the past.
I don't know about suicide. Dude looks flat out crazy as hell to me. He's utterly dissembled. If he ever admits to himself what he's done I doubt he lives the rest of that day, I agree. But I'm not sure he can anymore.


He's mentally ill. You might be surprised how many people are walking around who really see no connection between their behavior and any personal responsibility for it.

Part of the reason he was such a dumbass when he talked to Bob Costas, I think. He knows what he did, but it's not really his fault. It's just--you know, something that happened.
 
2012-06-24 11:13:33 PM  

douchebag/hater: cloud_van_dame: He's dead. Prisoners killed Jeffrey Dahmer, also a molester of boys.

I suspect a few too many of the inmates were abused in some way when young, so they have a special feeling about child molesters.

Dahmer was killed by another inmate after he had been in prison for a couple of years. It happened in the prison gym and he was beaten with a weight bar. Dahmer picked up other men in bars so he wasn't a child molester.

The more you know...


and if you knew even more, you'd know that he was a convicted child molester and that two of his murder victims were 14. In fact, he murdered the brother of the boy whom he was convicted of molesting.
 
2012-06-24 11:13:40 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: cloud_van_dame: Gdalescrboz: Amazing. Libs find capital punishment terrible, but getting raped and murdered by inmates gives them the lulz

Why assume the people anticipating this are libs. I am guessing you are a con, but only because you used the word "lib"

Lots of people round here are libertarians, apolitical cynics, or conservatives. Middle category is who is probably getting lulzy.

Was going to comment on this too. Law-and-order types like the whole prison rape thing and overlook the fact that it tends to be the weaker, less violent inmates who are the victims of that.

A bleeding heart liberal like me would say that rape or the threat of rape should not be part of a penal system.


You said rape and penal in the same sentence.
 
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