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(Deadspin)   Inmates serenade Jerry Sandusky with Pink Floyd as he enters jail   (deadspin.com) divider line 447
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2012-06-24 10:20:30 PM

Generation_D: Know what I would like to know? Whether the Big Ten gets its money back from Penn State's false image. The Big Ten let Penn State join 18 years ago under the assumption it was this clean program run by ethical and moral leaders. Since we now know that is about the furthest from the truth, I just wondered whether the Big Ten wants a do over. Penn State also should have to answer to the NCAA, that whole "lack on institutional control" question. Of course the NCAA only cares about this stuff if you buy recruits dinner or get them jobs, that kind of thing. Enabling a serial pedo rapist is probably way off their radar.

Whats so weird about this whole thing; the famous cheating schools, the Texas A and M, the Alabama, the SMU.. they did some ridiculous things in order to win.

Penn State is the reverse. It did some reprehensible things not to win, but to keep a coach who could easily have been replaced and prosecuted in 2002 and the program cleaned up, and probably not take any long term damage at all.

Instead, they all ignored the problem that was right in their face, to protect and enable a rapist and in all likelihood help him keep committing his crimes.

That got them nothing gained on the football field.

Which is why most schools cheat.

Just is weird. And culty. Outside investigators need to rip Pedo State a new one as far as I'm concerned, many people had to know and many people had to have actively covered this stuff up.


What did aTm do?
 
2012-06-24 10:21:24 PM

king of vegas: Paterno should forever be remembered as that guy who let a child rapist continue with his behavior. Paterno is not a great man in my book.


Precisely. He tarnished his own legacy by not going DIRECTLY to the police. Let it be tarnished forever.
 
2012-06-24 10:21:31 PM

calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.


I disagree. Pretty sure he was a sex ed. teacher.
 
2012-06-24 10:23:51 PM

Mugato: I thought all child molesters were a target for violence in prison, why would he get special treatment?


Protective Custody is not special treatment. It's solitary confinement with a different name only. Solitary confinement in all contexts sucks for the inmate. Always.

Now that he is in the custody of the state, his health and well being is the responsibility of the state. That's the way civilisation works.
 
2012-06-24 10:25:21 PM
So, these inmates, they sang the entire song or just chanted one line over and over? And can we please not associate this guy with Pink Floyd?
 
2012-06-24 10:25:23 PM

AbbeySomeone: Weaver95: 2wolves: Weaver95: almost cult like

In high school we had a PSU scout show for a game and every mother in the stands appeared eager to blow him if he'd watch their kid's highlight VHS tape.

it's difficult to explain to non-central Pa people just how pervasive and fanatical PSU football is in these parts. Right or wrong, Sandusky seems to be getting all the blame for tarnishing the good name of Penn State football....that's kind of not a good place to be right now.

Any institution that is so wrapped up in f*cking football deserves to crumble. Overlooking blatant abuse for the sake of a sport and the money it brings in? Fhhhhuk u and the bullsh*t ruse you hide behind. Goddamn college sports aren't real life and if some of those kids weren't good athletes they wouldn't have a scholarship. Monkey sports ability =/=intelligence.


Somewhere, there's a cute black kid screaming at the camera about you.
 
2012-06-24 10:26:28 PM

oukewldave: calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.

I disagree. Pretty sure he was a sex ed. teacher.


I'm sure the fact that there are no top 40 hits that detail s ex abuse by preadtorial football coaches upon vulnerable charity kids doesn't matter. Give them points for improv and STFU or compose something more appropriate.
 
2012-06-24 10:27:26 PM

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


up-ship.com
 
2012-06-24 10:28:38 PM
Sure, but as he's walking past their taunts he's thinking with a wry smile "Yeah, but I got to screw young boys. You can't take that away from me."

Speedy trial. For some reason I thought this whole thing would've been dragged out.
 
2012-06-24 10:28:58 PM

bubo_sibiricus: Protective Custody is not special treatment. It's solitary confinement with a different name only. Solitary confinement in all contexts sucks for the inmate. Always.


Always? I think I'd prefer not to be raped and beaten on a daily basis.
 
2012-06-24 10:29:13 PM
He's gonna wish his b-hole was comfortably numb in a few days
 
2012-06-24 10:29:43 PM
I bet he's going to be on the receiving end of some other things before long...
 
2012-06-24 10:30:18 PM

AbbeySomeone: I'm sure the fact that there are no top 40 hits that detail s ex abuse by preadtorial football coaches upon vulnerable charity kids doesn't matter. Give them points for improv and STFU or compose something more appropriate.


toolshed.down.net
 
2012-06-24 10:30:22 PM

IamPatSajak: Being forced to listen to pink floyd is cruel and inhumane treatment.


Blasphemy!
 
2012-06-24 10:31:22 PM

king of vegas: Paterno should forever be remembered as that guy who let a child rapist continue with his behavior. Paterno is not a great man in my book.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-24 10:32:01 PM

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


well justice certainly doesn't involve rape or death by vigilante at any rate. I'd say our lawless prison system was an embarrassment to the country, but they kind of fit this f*cked up place.
 
2012-06-24 10:32:08 PM

IamPatSajak: Being forced to listen to pink floyd is cruel and inhumane treatment.


media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-24 10:32:37 PM

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


ummmmmm..........God was a right hateful bastard.
Sodom and Gomorrah
The flood

The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).

the list goes on and on.
 
2012-06-24 10:32:44 PM

Fark Me To Tears: pseudointellectuals


Don't use words if you can't apply them correctly.
 
2012-06-24 10:34:58 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Could've been worse, could've played The Final Cut.


Hey, "When the Tigers Break Free" is good, if you count that.
 
2012-06-24 10:37:35 PM

jake_lex: I was hoping the song would be "Run Like Hell."

 
2012-06-24 10:37:40 PM

Fark Me To Tears: BSABSVR: Woo! Today's thread where everyone shows how disgusted they are by rapists by concocting incredibly elaborate rape fantasies

Yeah, and don't forget about the self-important pseudointellectuals who put themselves up above all that by making fun of them...


The important thing is we've found a way to feel superior to both.
 
2012-06-24 10:37:41 PM

born_yesterday: Mugato: Bathia_Mapes: Mugato: I thought all child molesters were a target for violence in prison, why would he get special treatment?

1) He's high profile, so if something happens to him, that's bad for the prison.

2) As much as most of us dislike the idea, he does have a right to appeal his conviction,.

Well everyone has a right to appeal their conviction so that's not a factor. So get famous before I get convicted of any crime that would make me an especially appealing target. Got it.

Get famous enough, and you won't have to go to jail for a bunch of stuff in the first place!

/Just don't molest kids; that's a tough one to spin




Tell that to Micheal Jackson.
 
2012-06-24 10:37:44 PM
They all should have chanted, "Soon"
 
2012-06-24 10:38:09 PM

Weaver95: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

that said, prison can be a very brutal place. this was a high profile case, and Sandusky disgraced a popular (almost cult like) football program. He's in a very bad place right now and unless he's protected from his fellow inmates it is likely he won't survive to serve out his sentence.


From the look in his eyes in that photo, he's not gonna live long in any case.
 
2012-06-24 10:38:10 PM

AbbeySomeone: oukewldave: calbert: christ, inmates even fail at trolling...
he wasn't a teacher.

I disagree. Pretty sure he was a sex ed. teacher.

I'm sure the fact that there are no top 40 hits that detail s ex abuse by preadtorial football coaches upon vulnerable charity kids doesn't matter. Give them points for improv and STFU or compose something more appropriate.


Have another glass of wine and chill out, eh!
 
2012-06-24 10:39:46 PM

Fark Me To Tears: BSABSVR: Woo! Today's thread where everyone shows how disgusted they are by rapists by concocting incredibly elaborate rape fantasies

Yeah, and don't forget about the self-important pseudointellectuals who put themselves up above all that by making fun of them...


lol, how was he pseudointellectual? Was 'hipster' your back up insult?
 
2012-06-24 10:40:19 PM
What's the problem? he's gonna get all the ass f*cking he can handle in prison, he should love it.
 
2012-06-24 10:40:30 PM
Dude is farked.
 
2012-06-24 10:40:53 PM
Come in here dear boy suck this cigar you're not gonna go far
You're never going to fry..
You're gonna wait here til death comes to claim you....

/you're not going to have any pudding Jerry if you don't beat your meat
 
2012-06-24 10:40:58 PM

Weaver95: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

that said, prison can be a very brutal place. this was a high profile case, and Sandusky disgraced a popular (almost cult like) football program. He's in a very bad place right now and unless he's protected from his fellow inmates it is likely he won't survive to serve out his sentence.



His sentence is going to be 40-60 years. There's no chance he serves out that sentence. Dies in prison, just a matter of when.
 
2012-06-24 10:41:12 PM
"Bring the Boys Back Home"?
"Candy and a Currant Bun"?
"Childhood's End"?
"In the Flesh"?
"Young Lust"?
"Wish You Were Here"?

/DRTFA
 
2012-06-24 10:41:51 PM
A capella music? Those farking animals.
 
2012-06-24 10:41:58 PM
Jerry, you be sure to let us all know how it feels to be on the bottom.

fronttowardsgamer.com
 
2012-06-24 10:42:20 PM
Dahmer got his head beat-in by a fellow prisoner because he refused protective custody. I'm assuming Jerry isn't going the same route and will die of old age in a prison hospital.
 
2012-06-24 10:43:14 PM

AcneVulgaris: From the look in his eyes in that photo, he's not gonna live long in any case.


They said the same thing about Zombie Al Davis.

themadchuck.files.wordpress.com

Some people are just too evil to die.
 
2012-06-24 10:43:30 PM
He's dead. Prisoners killed Jeffrey Dahmer, also a molester of boys.

I suspect a few too many of the inmates were abused in some way when young, so they have a special feeling about child molesters.
 
2012-06-24 10:43:32 PM
How about birthday cake by Rihanna. Just replace the word cake with rape.

He want that rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
Ooh baby i like it
Its so enticing
Dont try to fight it
Im gon make you my biatch
 
2012-06-24 10:44:09 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: jake_lex: I was hoping the song would be "Run Like Hell."


Run, run, run, run [repeat line four times]
You better run all day
And run all night
And keep your dirty feelings
Deep inside. And if your
Takin' your foster child
Out tonight
You better park the car
Well out of sight
'Cos if they catch you in the back seat
Trying to pick his locks
They're gonna send you back to mother
In a cardboard box
You better run
 
2012-06-24 10:44:46 PM
Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
 
2012-06-24 10:44:53 PM
While he's doing time, he's gonna have to run like hell so fast he won't be able to breathe. And while he's on the run, money won't help him, not with his history of young lust.
 
2012-06-24 10:45:09 PM

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


What the fark are you smoking tonight?
 
2012-06-24 10:45:42 PM
Relax.....it's just a little pin-prick....

/can be applied many ways
 
2012-06-24 10:46:00 PM

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


1) What makes you think that any of these people are Christians? Maybe they are Muslims.

2) For someone with a problem with religion you seem to have no issue telling others' what their beliefs mean.

3) ALL Christians admit to being infallible but forgiven for their sins; their wanting justice for the children horribly abused by this monster is a natural response, unlike your idea that those wanting justice (and you Leftists are all about 'justice' aren't you?) are in the wrong.
 
2012-06-24 10:46:06 PM

BSABSVR: Woo! Today's thread where everyone shows how disgusted they are by rapists by concocting incredibly elaborate rape fantasies


Well good for you Internet Hero.
 
2012-06-24 10:46:53 PM

smurfnazi: GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.

ummmmmm..........God was a right hateful bastard.
Sodom and Gomorrah
The flood

The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).

the list goes on and on.


I thought people could just pick and choose the parts of the Bible they followed. How many good Christians wear mixed fabrics or eat shellfish?
 
2012-06-24 10:46:59 PM

cloud_van_dame: He's dead. Prisoners killed Jeffrey Dahmer, also a molester of boys.

I suspect a few too many of the inmates were abused in some way when young, so they have a special feeling about child molesters.


The prisoner (singular) who killed Dahmer was schizophrenic and he also killed the other inmate in the room, a guy who had murdered his wife. I doubt his motive was avenging the molestation of boys.
 
2012-06-24 10:48:29 PM
writersgallery.com
 
2012-06-24 10:49:08 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-06-24 10:50:09 PM

GAT_00: And it's time once again for people who claim to be human to abandon their humanity for their version of "justice." Justice does not involve death, and it never has. Even God said so. Funny that Christians forget that.


LOL...wut? Yeah, I get it that you are trolling me to death here, but what the fark?

Dude, reread the Torah. There must be 30 crimes in there where death is the specific punishment...directly on Yahweh's orders.

Ass-raping little boys (zakhar) is right in there. 45 counts? Dude gets buried in his burial trench up to his wast and then stoned to death.

/got my rip-rap handy
 
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