FARK.com: (7179354) Even in this struggling economy, restaurants that specialize in sexy waitresses wearing short skirts and cleavage-baring tops are booming. "Servers can't have tattoos, piercings or dyed hair"

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		Even in this struggling economy, restaurants that specialize in sexy waitresses wearing short skirts and cleavage-baring tops are booming. "Servers can't have tattoos, piercings or dyed hair" (azcentral.com)		160
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give me doughnuts		2012-06-24 03:54:45 PM

Bring on the boobies!

alwaysjaded		2012-06-24 05:26:57 PM

Sexy women make people buy things?!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! THIS GROUNDBREAKING DISCOVERY WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE ADVERTISING INDUSTRY!!!!!

Arctic Phoenix		2012-06-24 05:29:52 PM

This thread is relevant to my interests...

miss diminutive		2012-06-24 05:33:51 PM

I feel bad for the hostesses in these types of restaurants here in the winter. They have to stand by the doors in those short skirts and get a blast of cold air every time someone opens the door.

eddievercetti		2012-06-24 05:34:53 PM

Breastaurant thread!

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jtown		2012-06-24 05:35:05 PM

Y U no pichers, article???

marcre3363		2012-06-24 05:35:50 PM

Another Waffle House thread? Really?

jtown		2012-06-24 05:36:02 PM

TravisBickle62: Nobody wants to receive food from a skank ... keep 'em wholesome.

You shut your whore mouth!

Descartes		2012-06-24 05:36:03 PM

Good food served by good looking ladies... I'm okay with this!

Ed Finnerty		2012-06-24 05:36:04 PM

FTFA: Twin Peaks is part of a booming niche in the beleaguered restaurant industry known as "breastaurants,"

It's nice to see them recover after the "testicularaunts" fiasco of an idea.

pxlboy		2012-06-24 05:36:22 PM

eddievercetti: Breastaurant thread!

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Bhasayate		2012-06-24 05:37:56 PM

Welcome to Raisins!

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miss diminutive		2012-06-24 05:38:18 PM

TravisBickle62: miss diminutive: I feel bad for the hostesses in these types of restaurants here in the winter. They have to stand by the doors in those short skirts and get a blast of cold air every time someone opens the door.

The huge tips keep their vaginas warm

Unless they get tipped with coins.

tarheel07		2012-06-24 05:38:37 PM

I'm sure they only have issues with visible piercings.

Butterfinger		2012-06-24 05:38:43 PM

forgotmydamnusername		2012-06-24 05:40:27 PM

I don't get it. If I want food, I go to a restaurant that turns out good meals. Fark what anyone looks like. If I wanna see breasts, I go to a strip club. Hooters isn't doing either thing as well as it could be done, so there's absolutely no reason to go near one.

OrelupM		2012-06-24 05:41:12 PM

eddievercetti: Breastaurant thread!

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That sorta confirms the Subby, I look at the girls at tilted kilt and in my head I just think "eww....they look sticky, and all have biatch face"

thisispete		2012-06-24 05:41:29 PM

The Hot Waitress Economic Index is indeed a thing:

An index that indicates the state of the economy by measuring the number of attractive people working as waiters/waitresses. According to the hot waitress index, the higher the number of good looking servers, the weaker the current state of the economy. It is assumed that attractive individuals do not tend to have trouble finding high-paying jobs during good economics times. During poor economic times, these jobs will be more difficult to find and therefore more attractive people will be forced to work in lower paying jobs such as being waiters/waitresses. (Investopedia)

OtherLittleGuy		2012-06-24 05:42:08 PM

So, sexy waitresses showing T&A makes the food taste better?

RoyBatty		2012-06-24 05:43:00 PM

That growth is one reason Tilted Kilt CEO Rod Lynch, bristles at the "breastaurant" moniker. He says the word implies that the company's success is based purely on sex appeal. To the contrary, he says his customers -- about three-quarters of whom are men and of the average age of 36 -- consistently say the experience is about far more.

I have no problem with breastarants, but I do have a problem being served bullshiat.

KrispyKritter		2012-06-24 05:43:09 PM

Hooters was in Kritter town maybe 2 years. they closed it what, 6-8 months ago. i think the cost of importing waitresses that were under 350 and whom had teeth was just killing them. yes, all the local ladies are soccer moms the size of mini-vans.

/daily life near Action Park

HotWingAgenda		2012-06-24 05:43:15 PM

eddievercetti: Breastaurant thread!

That chick on the left has one hell of a bonerkiller tattoo.

mbillips		2012-06-24 05:43:48 PM

Hey, Hooters, having the waitarts wear panty hose under their tiny shorts is not sexy. Not sexy at all.

/Garters and stockings, otoh.

ajt167		2012-06-24 05:44:02 PM

I enjoy looking at hot women in skimpy outfits at any time, no exception when I'm eating. if you like looking at women, i don't see where there's a problem.

mat catastrophe		2012-06-24 05:44:17 PM

OtherLittleGuy: So, sexy waitresses showing T&A makes the food taste better?

No, but most people wouldn't know good food if it ate them.

Seriously.

fusillade762		2012-06-24 05:45:33 PM

forgotmydamnusername: I don't get it. If I want food, I go to a restaurant that turns out good meals. Fark what anyone looks like. If I wanna see breasts, I go to a strip club. Hooters isn't doing either thing as well as it could be done, so there's absolutely no reason to go near one.

I'm with ya 100% on that.

mbillips: Hey, Hooters, having the waitarts wear panty hose under their tiny shorts is not sexy. Not sexy at all.

/Garters and stockings, otoh.

Also this.

The_Sponge		2012-06-24 05:46:02 PM

Which is kind of amusing, because it seems like the Hooters brand is suffering.

/That reminds me.
//Need to stop by the Heart Attack Grill when I go to Vegas this week.
///And the Hooters Hotel & Casino.
////Hooters Hotel & Casino.

The_Sponge		2012-06-24 05:47:02 PM

OtherLittleGuy: So, sexy waitresses showing T&A makes the food taste better?

Well....it can't make it taste worse.

RoyBatty		2012-06-24 05:47:37 PM

I know, I'm weird.

The Shatner Incident		2012-06-24 05:48:38 PM

I don't give a fark what you wear, what color hair you have, what tattoos you have, or what piercings you have. Just keep my tea refilled and serve my food when it's still hot. If you do this, I will give you a good tip of at least 20%. Don't fark it up.

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-06-24 05:48:47 PM

Vietnamese coffee shops. FTW

/Nuff said.

DaCaptain19		2012-06-24 05:51:10 PM

People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, ok? They come to Chotchkie's
for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about.
It's about fun.

Butterfinger		2012-06-24 05:51:13 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: Vietnamese coffee shops

GIS for "vietnamese coffee shop" reveals...
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Thisbymaster		2012-06-24 05:51:48 PM

NO tattoos, piercings or dyed hair? Build one around me and I will go.

vudukungfu		2012-06-24 05:52:02 PM

"Servers can't have tattoos, piercings or dyed hair"

Funny. I have that sign in my dungeon

Tony_Pepperoni		2012-06-24 05:52:19 PM

A look of an ordinary coffee shop in Little Saigon

dougpr		2012-06-24 05:54:05 PM

Those Hooters uniforms might have been considered sexy like 30-40 years ago, but restaurants like Tilted Kilt blow them away in the sexy outfit category.

They should update.

MindStalker		2012-06-24 05:54:53 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: A look of an ordinary coffee shop in Little Saigon

Something makes me think there is probably prostitution going on in that one, maybe I'm just paranoid.

Mantour		2012-06-24 05:55:07 PM

John Buck 41		2012-06-24 05:58:22 PM

HotWingAgenda: eddievercetti: Breastaurant thread!

That chick on the left has one hell of a bonerkiller tattoo.

John Buck 41		2012-06-24 05:59:46 PM

HotWingAgenda: eddievercetti: Breastaurant thread!

That chick on the left has one hell of a bonerkiller tattoo.

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One Bad Apple		2012-06-24 06:00:34 PM

Not so CSB :

I usually watch the UFC fights at Buffalo Wild Wings but about a year ago they decided to skip a night to show college football instead. The ONLY place in town showing the fights that night was Hooters. A fact that they proudly displayed all week on the sign outside.

Normally I never go there because I can't rationalize paying the cleavage tax but going to the fights is splurging anyway. My group of friends and I managed to score a table in the section full of the other MMA fan refugees vs the regular Saturday night Hooters regulars. The service sucked all night (and not the good way). Our silicone enhance waitress farked up everybody's orders, delivered food and drinks to the wrong tables or not at all.

When the checks come most of us are dismayed to find that extra beers and appetizers appear on our tabs. Her excuse is "We're very busy tonight". That's it. Not "....Sorry, we'll fix it." I'm not paying for an order of onion rings and 3 extra beers THAT I NEVER ASKED FOR much less never landed at my table. She genuinely expected us to just shut up and pay for whatever was on the ticket because ...orange short shorts and a tight tank top.

In summary : Don't give places like this your time or money. Man the fark up and just go to an ACTUAL titty bar.

Oldiron_79		2012-06-24 06:01:11 PM

If I was gonna start a breastaurant I'd have the girls wearing like skintight leather. If some busy body tries complaining about your "scantily clad" women you can point out that they have their entire bodies covered.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-06-24 06:01:17 PM

Oh yeah,

debug		2012-06-24 06:02:30 PM

"We want to be very PG-13," he says. Its "class in all things" motto also means servers can't have tattoos, piercings or dyed hair

Apparently Mr. Lynch isn't big on policy enforcement. As seen in the pictures posted above, the servers clearly have tattoos and dyed hair. Can't tell if they have their ears pierced or not though.

forgotmydamnusername		2012-06-24 06:04:23 PM

Thisbymaster: NO tattoos, piercings or dyed hair? Build one around me and I will go.

Piercings, tattoos, dyed hair? That used to mean something. Now she's just as likely to be a member of the Young Republicans.

Shakespeare's Monkey		2012-06-24 06:06:49 PM

Save this thread!

The_Sponge		2012-06-24 06:07:34 PM

I still don't get the tattoo thing. Who looks at an attractive girl and thinks "You know what would make her hotter? Some ink."

I May Be Crazy But...		2012-06-24 06:09:44 PM

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Save this thread!

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december		2012-06-24 06:10:25 PM

The_Sponge: I still don't get the tattoo thing. Who looks at an attractive girl and thinks "You know what would make her hotter? Some ink."

Tattooists?

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