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(The New York Times)   'No American is dedicating as much of his money to defeat Obama as Adelson, the casino magnate who has made more money in the last three years than any other American.' So, what does he want?   (nytimes.com) divider line 44
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2012-06-24 12:53:29 PM
7 votes:
assets.rollingstone.com

"You! Soros! Get the f*ck out of my thread. You're a f*cking traitor to everything being rich stands for. Why don't you go play suckface with Warren Buffett and give all your money to Africa or something!"
2012-06-24 12:26:10 PM
7 votes:
thekitchencabinet.us

"Newt, you said these were paid for!"
2012-06-24 12:34:03 PM
6 votes:
cdn2.dailycaller.com

"You can use the force?"
2012-06-24 12:24:17 PM
6 votes:
www.thenation.com

"Newt, shut the f*ck up and get out of my thread before I repo that bimbo's implants and you're stuck playing with silly putty at waist level."
2012-06-24 12:18:59 PM
5 votes:
fcir.org

"What do I want? F*ck you, that's what I want. It's my money, and I'll do whatever I goddamned well please. You don't like it, make your own goddamned money to give to that n****** to get him re-elected. Then you can tell him what to do."
2012-06-24 12:28:32 PM
4 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Now, now, honey, they are, but just the same, we need to be moving along. Come on, we'll go look at the penguins."
2012-06-24 01:40:01 PM
3 votes:

Mrtraveler01: Why doesn't he just move to Israel? It always upsets me to see Americans who put the priorities of Israel over their own farking country.


images.forbes.com

"Move to Israel? Jesus H. Christ, have you seen their tax rates? Besides, we need to keep the goyim over here fighting our wars for us. It saves Jewish lives that way."
2012-06-24 01:28:11 PM
3 votes:
assets.rollingstone.com

"The greatest irony is all of you goyim arguing over who supports Israel the most! You're still f*cking goyim, and you'll always be goyim!"
2012-06-24 01:09:20 PM
3 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com

"Do you realize how many millions of dollars I spend every year on taxes for educating people? And why? So they can complain about how much money they're not making. All the jobs are going overseas, where a trained monkey could read symbols and push f*cking buttons. Stop spending all this money on education, the people will work for cheaper, and we'll get all those jobs back, and you won't have a bunch of smelly hippies sitting in parks thinking they know more about how to run things than I do. F*cking simple economics."
2012-06-24 12:59:20 PM
3 votes:
static6.businessinsider.com

"See, you look at this as an investment. I'm a smart man. When I invest money, I expect a return on an investment. Think about it this way. If a company wants to dump toxic waste, they find a small town, invest $10,000 on an underdog candidate for mayor, the guy wins, he lets them dump their crap in his town. The company has spent 10 grand, but they saved 2 million in dumping costs. It's an investment. Same thing here, just a little bigger scale."
2012-06-24 12:49:43 PM
3 votes:

sethstorm: So he's the Republican Soros?


2.bp.blogspot.com

"Don't put bring me into this."
2012-06-24 12:38:30 PM
3 votes:

zetar: We say 'schvartze'. It's nicer.


images.forbes.com

"Nicer? Who the f*ck are you talking to?"
2012-06-24 12:35:37 PM
3 votes:
dealbreaker.com

"Of course he can. You think I like getting crapped on by rodents?"
2012-06-24 12:32:31 PM
3 votes:
talkingpointsmemo.com

"Now where were we? Oh, yeah, what I want. Look, I'm a private f*cking citizen, and I'm not running for office. What I want is not relevant to this campaign. Talk to the guy that's actually running. I mean, it's not like I can force him to do what I want, right?"
2012-06-24 01:56:53 PM
2 votes:

Bigedmond: [media.mwcradio.com image 599x430]

"Hu Jintao -I Told you Adelson was the perfect puppet. We are putting millions of Chinese money into the US election through him to accomplish our goals. Romney will win, and America will be ours for the picking.

Vladimir Putin - And the Americans are to stupid to realize where the his money really comes from. HAHAHA"


4.bp.blogspot.com

"You think I'm letting you Chink bastards have any say in my administration? You're the f*cks funding Iran's nuclear program. F*ck China, I'll tell Romney the bomb the sh*t out of you."
2012-06-24 01:52:25 PM
2 votes:

Mrtraveler01: relcec: Mrtraveler01: relcec: the purpose of editorials has nothing to do with communicating the truth, ya f*cking idiot.

No, it's to communicate the opinions of the editors of the newspaper.

Still doesn't see how this editorial is any different from any other editorial out there.

you finally admitted you said something stupid.
good for you.

What did I say that was stupid?


You responded to relcec.
2012-06-24 01:37:29 PM
2 votes:
After the election, I want to get a billboard in Vegas that says "Sheldon Adelson spent $100 million to get Mitt Romney elected and all he has to show for it is this stinking billboard."
2012-06-24 01:12:53 PM
2 votes:

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: Remember kids, every $ you spend at the Palazzo and Venitian goes to Romney.


www.politicalnewsnow.com

"Which, in the long run, is ten less dollars I spend on f*cking social programs for you overprivileged f*cks."
2012-06-24 12:41:56 PM
2 votes:
www.offuhuge.com
2012-06-24 12:21:40 PM
2 votes:
www.themagpieonline.com

"I'll tell you what he wants. He wants a farking puppet. He had me driving around the country pretending to debate this clown so it would look more like a contest."
2012-06-24 06:39:20 PM
1 votes:

Party Boy: Party Boy: This subject is a well worn subject

Oh shiat, James F. Campbell is going to be pissed when he reads this. :)


Yes -- hats are remarkably hat-shaped, aren't they?
2012-06-24 05:40:21 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-06-24 04:30:21 PM
1 votes:

rewind2846: ox45tallboy:
At what point does he say, "You know what? I'm doing pretty well for myself the way things are."

When a person (term used loosely) like him gets to a certain level of wealth, the type of wealth that can change the politics of an entire city, county, state or country, the motivation is no longer money... it's power. The power to do whatever the f*ck they want, wherever the f*ck they want to, and to do it whenever the f*ck they want... to you.

How they got rich is being able to manipulate people and corporations in business... now that they have become rich they want to do the same with peoples lives. The hallmark of of a true psychopath.


The way I look at it, there are enough hungry people out there that he can pay to dance a jig for him. His wealth has given him power. Think Sheriff Joe and that "American Idol"-like competition he had for the jail inmates, where the prize was real food. Aren't there tons of people in this world country that would kiss his feet for $100? And don't even get me started about what he could get for $1000, or even $10,000.

$1,000,000 is when it starts getting really fun, and he has so much money he could spend $1,000,000 a day for the next 68 years, even if the rest of his money never earned him a dime of interest. Think about what you could get for $1,000,000 / day.

www.dailyrumpypumpy.com
2012-06-24 04:18:56 PM
1 votes:
i229.photobucket.com
2012-06-24 02:30:50 PM
1 votes:

rewind2846: Unless someone on the court get some balls, we're gonna be dealing with this sh*t a long, long time.


Homoerotic 70's Spider-Man for Supreme Court Justice!

s-ak.buzzfed.com
2012-06-24 01:58:46 PM
1 votes:
cdn.thedailybeast.com

Say Mitt, A few weeks ago Rabbi Jonah Mandel said on his weekly Israeli radio show that "Goyim were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world - only to serve the People of Israel. In Israel, death has no dominion over them... With gentiles, it will be like any person - they need to die, but [God] will give them longevity. Why? Imagine that one's donkey would die, they'd lose their money. This is his servant... That's why he gets a long life, to work well for this Jew." What do you think of that?

I feel fortunate to serve you. If you say jump I ask, How High?
2012-06-24 01:48:55 PM
1 votes:
relcec 2012-06-24 01:09:00 PM

(farky'd as: You put the F*ck in WTF, you know 7167571, 7068464, 7061544, 7077917)

/adds 7179273

//the sh*t I put up with.....

///Farky wasn't mine, I ganked it cuz it works
2012-06-24 01:42:26 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: So Spiderman never did show that little kid his boner?


www.cheshirecatstudios.com
2012-06-24 01:37:39 PM
1 votes:

zetar: Infernalist: relcec: DavidVincent: zetar: Adelson is the one Jew out of a 100 that makes life miserable for the rest of us.

As my sister said, "That way lies the camps."

true dat.

Had Jews like him in Germany too. WWI war profiteers, etc.

heh, as always the inveterate racist that accuses the jews of bringing the Holocaust on themselves and the liberals are on the exact same page.

He didn't say that. Don't put words in his mouth.

What he 'did' say was that there were war profiteers in WWI that happened to be Jewish. This is not a lie, nor is it an anti-Semitic statement, it's simple reality.

It's not saying that the Jews brought it upon themselves, but it IS saying that when Hitler said that there were Jew war profiteers, he wasn't lying, he was simply using that as an excuse and scapegoat to murder the entire Jewish population.

Hey, everybody! Here is what I said:

One out of every 100 Jews is a real goniff. And because of that one goniff some of the goyim say that ALL Jews are bad.

When I was a kid my mother used to tell me that, "we Jews have to be especially good," for that very reason.

I didn't say anything about Jews being war profiteers (I don't know if that's true or not).

I've certainly known too many Jews who were slumlords. And some years ago there was a Jewish organization called, "Murder, Inc." that wasn't too nice, either.

So, what I'm saying is that it's people like Adelson and Bugsy and Lepke that make life very unpleasant for the rest of us Jews.

Okay? Everybody got it? Thanks.


well your liberal friends apparently think you are a bunch of war profiteers who brought the holocaust on themselves.
oh, sorry. they just think jew war profiteers is a tangentially germane subject when the holocaust is brought up.
they aren't apologizing for it. just saying it has its place in the conversation.
good luck with that ya poor bastard.
2012-06-24 01:35:41 PM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: mr intrepid: Are the Adelson quotes accurate? If so, they'd make great political ads-for the Democrats.

DISCLAIMER: All of these are parody and not to be taken seriously. I personally believe that is pretty much how all of these people think, but to the best of my knowledge none of them has ever publicly stated these words. It's a joke.

Except that when you think about it, it's really not that funny.


So Spiderman never did show that little kid his boner?
2012-06-24 01:35:12 PM
1 votes:

relcec: reasonable reason


Put your pants on and go outside.
2012-06-24 01:34:59 PM
1 votes:

mr intrepid: Are the Adelson quotes accurate? If so, they'd make great political ads-for the Democrats.


DISCLAIMER: All of these are parody and not to be taken seriously. I personally believe that is pretty much how all of these people think, but to the best of my knowledge none of them has ever publicly stated these words. It's a joke.

Except that when you think about it, it's really not that funny.
2012-06-24 01:25:22 PM
1 votes:

zetar: That fact that he's a Jew is just a coincidence. But, again, he's the one Jew out of a hundred...


www.businesspundit.com

"You leave Tats alone. That guy actually gets it."
2012-06-24 01:21:05 PM
1 votes:
photos.lasvegassun.com

"So, in conclusion, I'm thinking that if you guys don't like it, you should invest your own f*cking money and buy your own f*cking presidency. I mean, you guys are giving me this money in my casinos, and you're pissed that I'm spending it in a way that is financially beneficial to myself? No wonder you believe campaign ads. You're f*cking pishers, all of you."
2012-06-24 01:10:35 PM
1 votes:

zetar: Adelson is the one Jew out of a 100 that makes life miserable for the rest of us.

As my sister said, "That way lies the camps."


A holocauser?
2012-06-24 01:09:03 PM
1 votes:
And entertaining Fark threads are no place for cry-baby, pants-soiling morons like relcec.

Could someone tell him to go whine somewhere else? (And to clean himself up. All that soiling is starting to stink.)
2012-06-24 01:07:57 PM
1 votes:

Party Boy: Sheldon Adelson 2010: I am not Israeli. The uniform that I wore in the military, unfortunately, was not an Israeli uniform. It was an American uniform, although my wife was in the IDF and one of my daughters was in the IDF ... our two little boys, one of whom will be bar mitzvahed tomorrow, hopefully he'll come back-- his hobby is shooting -- and he'll come back and be a sniper for the IDF.



What a great American.

presidentgeorgewashington.files.wordpress.com

"We're doing this so someday mega-rich jews can rig elections"
2012-06-24 01:06:27 PM
1 votes:

relcec: Infernalist: relcec: DavidVincent: zetar: Adelson is the one Jew out of a 100 that makes life miserable for the rest of us.

As my sister said, "That way lies the camps."

true dat.

Had Jews like him in Germany too. WWI war profiteers, etc.

heh, as always the inveterate racist that accuses the jews of bringing the Holocaust on themselves and the liberals are on the exact same page.

He didn't say that. Don't put words in his mouth.

What he 'did' say was that there were war profiteers in WWI that happened to be Jewish. This is not a lie, nor is it an anti-Semitic statement, it's simple reality.

It's not saying that the Jews brought it upon themselves, but it IS saying that when Hitler said that there were Jew war profiteers, he wasn't lying, he was simply using that as an excuse and scapegoat to murder the entire Jewish population.

yes, krupp was a german jew. maxim was a german jew. mauser was a german jew. rheinmetall was a jew.
wait, none of them weer germans or jews.

and I know exactly what david vincent is saying. he is saying the jews brought the holocaust on themselves. you're a f*cking straight up idiot if you think he is just helpfully pointing out the truth about what brought the holocaust on to the jews.


His intent is irrelevant when it comes to the issue at hand. That being, you putting words in his mouth.

You insisted that he said something that he didn't. I merely corrected you on that.

Also, no one ever said that all war profiteers were Jewish, only that there 'were' some. And there were.

So, in conclusion, you mad bro?
2012-06-24 12:51:37 PM
1 votes:
Mr. Adelson has publicly criticized President Barack Obama's support of Israel as too weak.

i229.photobucket.com
2012-06-24 12:45:27 PM
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: So many boogey men the left fear.


sharequotes.us

"I don't get the fear. I mean, I understand it, but the fault lies in their own stupidity. I'm not forcing anyone to vote for the candidate I support. I'm just providing them with information. It doesn't matter if it's misleading, or even inaccurate. If people don't like it, they can find another source of information. If people wanted unbiased accuracy, Fox News wouldn't be the #1 news network."
2012-06-24 12:45:17 PM
1 votes:

relcec: that's why it was never a problem for the NY Times editorial board when Soros spent $25 million to beat bush in 2004.


DRINK!!!
2012-06-24 12:43:14 PM
1 votes:

Nemo's Brother: So many boogey men the left fear.


OMGZ SOROS!!!
2012-06-24 12:42:34 PM
1 votes:
Just think of how much MORE money he could have made if taxes were abolished on the wealthiest Americans. And if we repealed those pesky regulations limiting loan-sharking pay day loans. And the minimum wage. Do you know how much money the minimum wage has cost him compared to the slaves he gets to use at his chinese facilities?
2012-06-24 12:42:15 PM
1 votes:

ox45tallboy: "Nicer? Who the f*ck are you talking to?"


I'm reading all of these in Les Grossman's (Tropic Thunder) voice.
 
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