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(Sun Sentinel)   Black bears caught wrestling one another on a suburban lawn. Thankfully, this is not a euphemism   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 41
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2012-06-24 02:08:55 PM
Heh. Longwood.
 
2012-06-24 02:23:55 PM
It's sad that untrained bears can dance better than I.
 
2012-06-24 02:50:00 PM
Fabulous.
 
2012-06-24 03:27:29 PM
There goes the neighborhood.
 
2012-06-24 03:30:03 PM
Almost no OMGs? Very little narration? Not shot with a cell phone? Almost certainly staged, probably for TMZ.
 
2012-06-24 03:36:43 PM
Don't those brothers know you're supposed to keep that on the DL?
 
2012-06-24 03:40:10 PM
It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jambaroo around there.
 
2012-06-24 03:40:18 PM
Ellena and Moridu fighting again?

Sorry, just saw Brave yesterday. First thing popped into my head.
 
2012-06-24 03:43:01 PM
I'm surprised that black bears live as far southeast as Florida. I had no idea.
 
2012-06-24 03:45:05 PM
I'm shaking it BOSS!!!
 
2012-06-24 03:47:33 PM
This article would not be better submitted with another headline. Well played subby, well played.

Now, about the coffee sprayed all over my monitor...
 
2012-06-24 03:48:55 PM
 
2012-06-24 03:50:11 PM
 
2012-06-24 03:50:22 PM
homepage.mac.com
 
2012-06-24 03:55:34 PM
Man Ass in my linked video above!
 
2012-06-24 03:57:16 PM
It's not uncommon to see them in our neighborhood. We live just southeast of Jacksonville.
 
2012-06-24 04:06:43 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: I'm surprised that black bears live as far southeast as Florida. I had no idea.


Pretty much every state in the union has them, plus Mexico and Canada, though the Louisiana and Florida sub-species are on the threatened list because, well, they prefer to live in forests and we've sorta limited that habitat in the old south and Texas over the last century or so. They're not big on farmland and they're not big on open plains, so you won't see a lot in Nebraska, either.

They tend not to bother people much, though, besides stealing food scraps from waste bins and so on. Even property damage from them (aside from said overturned wastebins) is pretty uncommon, and they basically never injure or kill anyone, ever (according to Wiki, there were 23 fatalities total from 1900 to 1980, even if you piss them off they'll typically just smack you once, take your snacks, and leave). So even if you have them in your area it's entirely possible to never run into one.

//Watching that video, the Florida variant is apparenty big, is what impressed me. Louisiana Blacks and west-coast Blacks are about the length of a moderately large dog, albeit several hundred pounds heavier. Those looked to be like 2 meters long and half a ton each.
 
2012-06-24 04:09:11 PM
Photo of one of the bears:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-24 04:10:11 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: I'm surprised that black bears live as far southeast as Florida. I had no idea.


They're everywhere. One episode of "Animal Face-Off" was Alligator vs Black Bear.

The bear won.
 
2012-06-24 04:45:05 PM
It is Pride week, so you never know.
 
2012-06-24 04:51:40 PM
I laughed at this headline. Well done.
 
2012-06-24 05:04:21 PM
That's right, subby, large gay black men are universally repulsive and deserving of ridicule by everyone, because they're not normal people like the rest of us.

Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?
 
2012-06-24 05:05:54 PM

gdtredmtn: This article would not be better submitted with another headline. Well played subby, well played.

Now, about the coffee sprayed all over my monitor...


What a zero. What a surprise.
 
2012-06-24 05:11:42 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: That's right, subby, large gay black men are universally repulsive and deserving of ridicule by everyone, because they're not normal people like the rest of us.

Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?


Have you considered the possibility that your vagina is currently filled with sand/centipedes?
 
2012-06-24 05:36:18 PM

Homegrown: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: That's right, subby, large gay black men are universally repulsive and deserving of ridicule by everyone, because they're not normal people like the rest of us.

Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?

Have you considered the possibility that your vagina is currently filled with sand/centipedes?


It's more likely than you think.
 
2012-06-24 05:54:12 PM
this thread is not about what i thought it would be about.

/stupidstupidstupid
 
2012-06-24 06:04:49 PM

Homegrown: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: That's right, subby, large gay black men are universally repulsive and deserving of ridicule by everyone, because they're not normal people like the rest of us.

Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?

Have you considered the possibility that your vagina is currently filled with sand/centipedes?


I have always believed that if one sticks one's dick in centipedes, it should be stuck in only the freshest, just-washed, grass-fed, massaged daily centipedes. Sand is anathema to really excellent multi-pedal sex.
 
2012-06-24 06:09:14 PM
Jim_Callahan: Fuggin Bizzy: I'm surprised that black bears live as far southeast as Florida. I had no idea.

Pretty much every state in the union has them, plus Mexico and Canada, though the Louisiana and Florida sub-species are on the threatened list because, well, they prefer to live in forests and we've sorta limited that habitat in the old south and Texas over the last century or so. They're not big on farmland and they're not big on open plains, so you won't see a lot in Nebraska, either.

They tend not to bother people much, though, besides stealing food scraps from waste bins and so on. Even property damage from them (aside from said overturned wastebins) is pretty uncommon, and they basically never injure or kill anyone, ever (according to Wiki, there were 23 fatalities total from 1900 to 1980, even if you piss them off they'll typically just smack you once, take your snacks, and leave). So even if you have them in your area it's entirely possible to never run into one.

//Watching that video, the Florida variant is apparenty big, is what impressed me. Louisiana Blacks and west-coast Blacks are about the length of a moderately large dog, albeit several hundred pounds heavier. Those looked to be like 2 meters long and half a ton each.


Pretty much THIS.

From best I can remember the record legally hunted black bear was just a shade under 800 lbs and the record poached one was just a shade under 900 lbs , but they are considered especially big at like 500 lbs and average is like 300 lbs
 
2012-06-24 07:02:48 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: Photo of one of the bears:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 372x400]


Thats not a bear. Too hairless.
 
2012-06-24 07:32:12 PM
and all that time i was expecting to see an old lady running out in a floral dress screaming and threatening the bears with a rolling pin for walking over her petunias
 
2012-06-24 07:50:40 PM
Isn't this how Sanduskey got started?
 
2012-06-24 08:34:01 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?


Oh, so violence against women -- or anyone -- is an acceptable reaction to whatever's got your panties in a wad? You think that's acceptable behavior, asshole? What kind of trash raised *you*?

F*ck you and your worthless parents.
 
2012-06-24 08:45:19 PM

HumanSnatcher: Keizer_Ghidorah: Photo of one of the bears:

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 372x400]

Thats not a bear. Too hairless.


I couldn't find any hairy black guys. Which is good, because I like my beefcake smooth.

forums.miamibeach411.com

I'll never understand black guys' obsession with shaving their heads completely bald, though. I love a good head of hair.

farm4.static.flickr.com

Much better.
 
2012-06-24 08:53:17 PM

MadAzza: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?

Oh, so violence against women -- or anyone -- is an acceptable reaction to whatever's got your panties in a wad? You think that's acceptable behavior, asshole? What kind of trash raised *you*?

F*ck you and your worthless parents.


I'm sorry if I made your boyfriend cry. You'll just have to get over it.
 
2012-06-24 09:10:45 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: MadAzza: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?

Oh, so violence against women -- or anyone -- is an acceptable reaction to whatever's got your panties in a wad? You think that's acceptable behavior, asshole? What kind of trash raised *you*?

F*ck you and your worthless parents.

I'm sorry if I made your boyfriend cry. You'll just have to get over it.


What does that mean?
 
2012-06-24 09:25:55 PM

MadAzza: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?

Oh, so violence against women -- or anyone -- is an acceptable reaction to whatever's got your panties in a wad? You think that's acceptable behavior, asshole? What kind of trash raised *you*?

F*ck you and your worthless parents.


This, by the way, was a tongue-in-cheek comment intended to highlight the OP's hypocritical acceptance of one type of "offensive" comment, but not another. I thought this was obvious, but ... well. "Nothing is obvious" is the flip side to "nothing is obscure."

But as far as why any of this would make my boyfriend cry ... that remains a mystery.
 
2012-06-24 09:57:24 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: That's right, subby, large gay black men are universally repulsive and deserving of ridicule by everyone, because they're not normal people like the rest of us.

Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?


Possibly the worst comment ever on Fark.com.
 
2012-06-24 10:02:16 PM

Repo Man: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: That's right, subby, large gay black men are universally repulsive and deserving of ridicule by everyone, because they're not normal people like the rest of us.

Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?

Possibly the worst comment ever on Fark.com.


Sorry, subby. I think you're giving it way too much credit, though. I've seen some truly horrible ones.
 
2012-06-24 10:20:10 PM

Sylvia_Bandersnatch: That's right, subby, large gay black men are universally repulsive and deserving of ridicule by everyone, because they're not normal people like the rest of us.

Do me a favour and slap your mom for me, okay?


i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-25 02:24:26 AM

LeroyBourne: I'm shaking it BOSS!!!


Heh...came in to post something similar. Glad to see it's been covered.
 
2012-06-25 09:17:57 AM
Thankfully, this is not a euphemism

Too bad, I was looking forward to the pics.
 
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