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(Yahoo)   Ever wonder what happened to Chunk from The Goonies and that one really dorky kid on The Wonder Years? A fate much worse than you could imagine   (movies.yahoo.com) divider line 50
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2012-06-24 12:00:28 PM
Holy shiat, they're zombies! The dead live, the dead live!
 
2012-06-24 01:20:13 PM
Asian sex slaves?

Off to RTFA...
 
2012-06-24 01:20:16 PM
Kid/man on the left thinks Tony Stark built it in a cave.
 
2012-06-24 01:22:31 PM
I was way off. What they do has less dignity.
 
2012-06-24 01:25:29 PM

Mugato: Holy shiat, they're zombies! The dead live, the dead live!


No shiat. The Wonder Years kid is terrifying.
 
2012-06-24 01:27:26 PM
This is that thread where lawyer jokes are only outdone by lawyer hating. Well, fark the lot of you worthless pieces of slime, spending everyday and night sitting in mom's basement, getting fat on mass ingestion of Dew and Cheetos. If you had made some better choices in life than becoming web designers and communications majors, you might be shiatting in tall Egyptian cotton being a partner in a major Wall Street lawfirm than whatever the hell it is you call what you're doing with your orange-tinted fingertips.
 
2012-06-24 01:29:21 PM
Chunk turned hot, but I'm mad they all turned into blood-sucking leeches, :(
 
2012-06-24 01:29:26 PM
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Josh Saviano

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Weird Jimmy from Chad Vader
 
2012-06-24 01:32:11 PM

MAYORBOB: This is that thread where lawyer jokes are only outdone by lawyer hating. Well, fark the lot of you worthless pieces of slime, spending everyday and night sitting in mom's basement, getting fat on mass ingestion of Dew and Cheetos. If you had made some better choices in life than becoming web designers and communications majors, you might be shiatting in tall Egyptian cotton being a partner in a major Wall Street lawfirm than whatever the hell it is you call what you're doing with your orange-tinted fingertips.


It's ok we get it, you're still coming to grips with being a lawyer. It could be worse. You could be a politician.
 
2012-06-24 01:39:01 PM

MAYORBOB: This is that thread where lawyer jokes are only outdone by lawyer hating. Well, fark the lot of you worthless pieces of slime, spending everyday and night sitting in mom's basement, getting fat on mass ingestion of Dew and Cheetos. If you had made some better choices in life than becoming web designers and communications majors, you might be shiatting in tall Egyptian cotton being a partner in a major Wall Street lawfirm than whatever the hell it is you call what you're doing with your orange-tinted fingertips.


I skipped all that by letting my brother become the family lawyer, leaving me to pursue a career that allows me to work from home, parent my kids, and not hate having to go to work every day to defend the scum of the earth from the justice that they're due.

Yes, I'm typing this from my basement- but come monday, I'll be sitting here in my bathrobe, eating breakfast, and earning my respectable salary while the drones of the world trundle along on the freeways, highways, and byways, en route to the cage they spend their days in. Your cage may be nicer than most, but you're still a prisoner inside those polished wood and marble-floored halls.

Being your own boss is better than being bossed.
 
2012-06-24 01:39:40 PM
It's so cute how everyone trashes lawyers until they need one.

/not a lawyer
//or law student
///or even read a john grisham book
 
2012-06-24 01:39:50 PM

MAYORBOB: This is that thread where lawyer jokes are only outdone by lawyer hating. Well, fark the lot of you worthless pieces of slime, spending everyday and night sitting in mom's basement, getting fat on mass ingestion of Dew and Cheetos. If you had made some better choices in life than becoming web designers and communications majors, you might be shiatting in tall Egyptian cotton being a partner in a major Wall Street lawfirm than whatever the hell it is you call what you're doing with your orange-tinted fingertips.


Do all lawyers shiat their beds? That would explain their smell.
 
2012-06-24 01:42:58 PM

omg bbq: It's so cute how everyone trashes lawyers until they need one.

/not a lawyer
//or law student
///or even read a john grisham book


Lawyers, politicians and salesmen. They're all scum of the Earth, but they're sadly still necessary in our society.
 
2012-06-24 01:45:33 PM
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Palu from The Wonder Years! Holy crap! He looks like he should own this van

www.tensionnot.com
 
2012-06-24 01:52:38 PM
Sad thing, Chunk really wasn't that fat, at least not by today's standards.
 
2012-06-24 01:52:55 PM
I think it is appropriate that Paul ended up being a lawyer. He always reminded me of the debate team nerds (who all grew up to be lawyers).
 
2012-06-24 02:00:48 PM

MAYORBOB: This is that thread where lawyer jokes are only outdone by lawyer hating. Well, fark the lot of you worthless pieces of slime, spending everyday and night sitting in mom's basement, getting fat on mass ingestion of Dew and Cheetos. If you had made some better choices in life than becoming web designers and communications majors, you might be shiatting in tall Egyptian cotton being a partner in a major Wall Street lawfirm than whatever the hell it is you call what you're doing with your orange-tinted fingertips.


theshaeman.com
 
2012-06-24 02:08:03 PM
Was there someone who missed this being mentioned in approximately 29 other fark threads over the years?
 
2012-06-24 02:08:54 PM
I think the bigger story is that deleted scene from The Goonies. Thank god that got cut from the movie.
 
2012-06-24 02:15:38 PM

Erix: I think the bigger story is that deleted scene from The Goonies. Thank god that got cut from the movie.


Which one? The Truffle Five-Knuckle Shuffle scene?
 
2012-06-24 02:17:32 PM
I thought Paul from the Wonder Years was Marilyn Manson!
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2012-06-24 02:19:22 PM

Ed Finnerty: Erix: I think the bigger story is that deleted scene from The Goonies. Thank god that got cut from the movie.

Which one? The Truffle Five-Knuckle Shuffle scene?


I was referring to the one at the bottom of the article, but yeah, I'm glad that wasn't included either.
 
2012-06-24 02:20:49 PM

MAYORBOB: This is that thread where lawyer jokes are only outdone by lawyer hating. Well, fark the lot of you worthless pieces of slime, spending everyday and night sitting in mom's basement, getting fat on mass ingestion of Dew and Cheetos. If you had made some better choices in life than becoming web designers and communications majors, you might be shiatting in tall Egyptian cotton being a partner in a major Wall Street lawfirm than whatever the hell it is you call what you're doing with your orange-tinted fingertips.


I get every other week off (work 7 days, get the next 7 off, repeat), am in the office 8-10 hours a day, am home every night, wear whatever I want to work (maybe shirts and ties are your thing, but they're not mine), and make 6 figures a year.

Yeah, you're the one who has it made, playboy.
 
2012-06-24 02:22:52 PM

MAYORBOB: This is that thread where lawyer jokes are only outdone by lawyer hating. Well, fark the lot of you worthless pieces of slime, spending everyday and night sitting in mom's basement, getting fat on mass ingestion of Dew and Cheetos. If you had made some better choices in life than becoming web designers and communications majors, you might be shiatting in tall Egyptian cotton being a partner in a major Wall Street lawfirm than whatever the hell it is you call what you're doing with your orange-tinted fingertips.


It's true. If only I had gone to law school, I too could be living in Delaware.

/oh, the perpetual regret.
 
2012-06-24 02:22:54 PM
Who cares about the dorky kid from Wonder Years when we all care about the girl next door of which this thread is seriously lacking in pics. I'll start.

www.moviespad.com


\hot like the ice melting off that stomach
 
2012-06-24 02:49:36 PM
But the real question is: does he still get asked to do the Truffle Shuffle?
 
2012-06-24 02:51:47 PM

SithLord: Who cares about the dorky kid from Wonder Years when we all care about the girl next door of which this thread is seriously lacking in pics. I'll start.

[www.moviespad.com image 480x600]


\hot like the ice melting off that stomach


images.askmen.com
 
2012-06-24 03:14:21 PM
I love my lawyer. He's a great guy - been tons of help to me over the years as I've bought properties and got divorced. He even works for free, occasionally.

Now the lawyer upthread here, he sounds like an angry corporate douche with a God complex.

/Doesn't matter what you studied
//What matters is what you do with it
 
2012-06-24 03:14:47 PM
GAAAAAAAHHHHH!

Two of the three look like the Living Dead!
 
2012-06-24 03:21:40 PM

Mawson of the Antarctic: Kid/man on the left thinks Tony Stark built it in a cave.


WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS!
 
2012-06-24 03:48:22 PM
It could be worse -- they could be doing probate law.
 
2012-06-24 03:49:04 PM

omg bbq: It's so cute how everyone trashes lawyers until they need one.

/not a lawyer
//or law student
///or even read a john grisham book


The question is would most people even need lawyers if there were no lawyers to begin with? :P
 
2012-06-24 04:02:37 PM

towatchoverme: I love my lawyer. He's a great guy - been tons of help to me over the years as I've bought properties and got divorced. He even works for free, occasionally.

Now the lawyer upthread here, he sounds like an angry corporate douche with a God complex.

/Doesn't matter what you studied
//What matters is what you do with it


To quote Alec Baldwin, "I am God and this thread is over."
 
2012-06-24 04:07:42 PM
Guy walks into a bar and says "All lawyers are assholes"
A guy at the end of the bar says "Sir, that is offensive"
The first guy says "Oh sorry, are you a lawyer?"
The other guy says "No, I'm an asshole"

(Rim Shot)
 
2012-06-24 04:17:24 PM
They missed one. Jonathan Scott-Taylor, the kid who played Damien Thorn in "The Omen 2" also became a lawyer.

It's fitting. The Anti-Christ becomes a lawyer. :)
 
2012-06-24 04:56:37 PM
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Based on the pic I would've guessed Saviano has been living alone in a cave somewhere with the One Ring, living off of cave fish.
 
2012-06-24 05:29:15 PM

omg bbq: It's so cute how everyone trashes lawyers until they need one.


No, we pretty much hate them then too.
 
2012-06-24 05:39:46 PM
Truth be told, I think the ideal thing to do is have one small iconic, beloved role when you are young, then do something completely different. That way you can just benefit from the "heeeeyyyy, aren't you THAT GUY?" but don't get surrounded by fans or have to do all the Hollywood crap.

Good for Chunk, I've known for some time that he was a lawyer
 
kth
2012-06-24 06:21:48 PM

Another Government Employee: I think it is appropriate that Paul ended up being a lawyer. He always reminded me of the debate team nerds (who all grew up to be lawyers).


Hey!

At least it isn't specifically making fun of my specialty.

thornhill: It could be worse -- they could be doing probate law.


HEY!

/probate lawyer (ret.)
//kidding
///hated it. Took a job out of the industry on the 10th anniversary of passing the bar.
 
2012-06-24 06:24:30 PM
That Wonder Years kid has always been so creepy looking.
 
2012-06-24 07:16:05 PM

Mugato: Holy shiat, they're zombies! The dead live, the dead live!


seriously. looks like a mortician's convention. their own mothers won't kiss them.
 
2012-06-24 07:36:31 PM
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The wolf's bloodline must be severed; the last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It's you, Josh.
 
2012-06-24 07:41:28 PM
GriffXX

I thought Paul from the Wonder Years was Marilyn Manson!
How many nigirian bank emails did you get taken by before you learned those were Bulls--t?
 
2012-06-24 08:06:41 PM
i49.tinypic.com

Brainssss...
 
2012-06-24 08:46:43 PM
Funny thing about lawyers... everybody says they're scum and that they hate them but when I worked for a law firm, women's eyes would light up when I told them the name of my employer. And then as soon as I said that I'm not a lawyer, you could see their sails collapse. And who hasn't at one point or another encountered some boring person at a party bragging about how awesome their lawyer is?

/Still glad I'm not a lawyer
//Do like sleeping with them, they tend to have cool homes and don't get too attached
 
2012-06-24 10:32:49 PM

thunderbird8804: [ll-media.tmz.com image 416x440]
Josh Saviano

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Weird Jimmy from Chad Vader


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-06-25 12:35:44 AM
Three Jewish kids who couldn't hack it in Hollywood become lawyers. Color me shocked.

/ I'll rate myself
// 2/10; trying too hard.
 
2012-06-25 03:28:12 AM

fatalvenom: Three Jewish kids who couldn't hack it in Hollywood become lawyers. Color me shocked.

/ I'll rate myself
// 2/10; trying too hard.


Isn't the one guy an Italian kid? A really scary undead evil Italian kid?
 
2012-06-25 09:49:10 AM
I don't know why anyone bothers rewriting these lists. Just rerun the same one once a month.
 
2012-06-25 11:57:15 PM
"Ever wonder what happened to Chunk from The Goonies"

I swear that I actually did wonder that today.

No, seriously.
 
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