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(Daily Star)   Elle Macpherson's children don't want to be seen in public with her   (dailystar.co.uk ) divider line 28
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2012-06-24 08:28:29 AM  
FTA: "The supermodel said her two lads Arpad and Aurelius tell her to stay in the car when she drops them off at school."

With those names, can you blame them?
 
2012-06-24 09:54:07 AM  
They will regret this behavior when she dies, or remarries and disowns them.
 
2012-06-24 10:27:00 AM  
Holy canoli, those are awful names for a kid. Arpad must get a lot of "iPad" from his fellow students
 
2012-06-24 10:27:08 AM  
They probably don't like seeing their friends drool over her. MILF, indeed
 
2012-06-24 10:31:38 AM  

Mega Steve: They probably don't like seeing their friends drool over her. MILF, indeed


The 14 year old probably is tired of hearing "I found my dad's old playboy with your mom in it"
 
2012-06-24 10:35:57 AM  
It's not news, it's teens.

This is typical behavior for teenagers....must be a slow news day.
 
2012-06-24 10:36:04 AM  

Tom_Slick: The 14 year old probably is tired of hearing "I found my dad's old playboy with your mom in it"


It's gotta be weird knowing that countless thousands of men have fapped to pictures of your mom over the years.
 
2012-06-24 10:37:36 AM  

slayer199: It's not news, it's teens.

This is typical behavior for teenagers....must be a slow news day.


Thread over. Last one out turn off the light.
 
2012-06-24 10:44:28 AM  
She's 48?....
 
2012-06-24 10:54:53 AM  

DancingElkCondor: Holy canoli, those are awful names for a kid. Arpad must get a lot of "iPad" from his fellow students


Hey, pirates need tablets too. More than most people probably. Angry birds really helps the time pass when you're in the middle of the ocean.

/RRRRPad
 
2012-06-24 11:11:28 AM  
Caption to the front page photo:

ABOVE: Supermodel Elle Macpherson says her sons are embarressed to be seen in public with her

The Daily Star, still learning the English language 34 years and counting.
 
2012-06-24 11:24:23 AM  
11 posts and no:

images.eonline.com

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2012-06-24 11:39:34 AM  

FlyPanAm: 11 posts and no:

[images.eonline.com image 300x300]

Fark, I am disappoint.


Why would we post pictures of Stephanie Seymour in an Elle Macpherson thread?
 
2012-06-24 11:41:58 AM  

darkjezter: Tom_Slick: The 14 year old probably is tired of hearing "I found my dad's old playboy with your mom in it"

It's gotta be weird knowing that countless thousands of men have fapped to pictures of your mom over the years.


Seriously. Even before the playboy spread I had wiped out enough kittens to put them on the endangered species list.
 
2012-06-24 11:47:13 AM  

ms_lara_croft: FTA: "The supermodel said her two lads Arpad and Aurelius tell her to stay in the car when she drops them off at school."

With those names, can you blame them?


Is she Hungarian or something? Wasn't Arpad the name of one of their royal dynasties?
 
2012-06-24 11:55:14 AM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: ms_lara_croft: FTA: "The supermodel said her two lads Arpad and Aurelius tell her to stay in the car when she drops them off at school."

With those names, can you blame them?

Is she Hungarian or something? Wasn't Arpad the name of one of their royal dynasties?


I thought it was a style of Tampex product.
 
2012-06-24 12:27:03 PM  

killzoe: FlyPanAm: 11 posts and no:

[images.eonline.com image 300x300]

Fark, I am disappoint.

Why would we post pictures of Stephanie Seymour in an Elle Macpherson thread?


Yeah, these stories are in no way related. My bad.
 
2012-06-24 12:36:46 PM  
Not trying to be SM69 here or anything but even though I grew up LOVING me some Elle, I've always thought that the nickname "The Body" was a bit of a misnomer as the woman has no ass. Like, flat as a book.

To me, if you're going to have that nickname, you ought to be flaunting the whole package, no?
 
2012-06-24 01:15:40 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Is she Hungarian or something?


She's Australian and the kids' father is French financier Arpad Busson. Thus the weird names, I suppose.
 
2012-06-24 02:01:59 PM  
Tell Elle I'd be more than happy to be seen in public with her anytime she wants. I'm perfectly willing to disappoint her as long as she wants.
 
2012-06-24 02:49:08 PM  
www.ozzienews.com

thesportsunion.com

And a couple of her in 'pubic':

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2012-06-24 03:04:47 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: Is she Hungarian or something?


She's probably Hungarian all the time. Look how skinny she is,
 
2012-06-24 03:23:28 PM  

Jamdug!: [www.ozzienews.com image 262x300]

[thesportsunion.com image 600x922]

And a couple of her in 'pubic':

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


I have some loose pages in a binder somewhere, and the pic in the second link is on one of them. A buddy knew I dig Elle, and gave it to me a few years ago.
 
2012-06-24 07:30:04 PM  

buwolverine: Seriously. Even before the playboy spread I had wiped out enough kittens to put them on the endangered species list.


This. Back when I was a teenager in the mid-1990s, I definitely killed a few kittens to Elle's pics in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
 
2012-06-24 08:38:40 PM  
FTA: She said: "If I want a cream cake then I'll have one. I had quite a few the other day and still thought about having even more."

I thought it was called a "cream pie".
 
2012-06-24 09:56:44 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Jamdug!: [www.ozzienews.com image 262x300]

[thesportsunion.com image 600x922]

And a couple of her in 'pubic':

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

I have some loose pages in a binder somewhere, and the pic in the second link is on one of them. A buddy knew I dig Elle, and gave it to me a few years ago.


Gross.
 
2012-06-24 11:35:58 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Jamdug!: [www.ozzienews.com image 262x300]

[thesportsunion.com image 600x922]

And a couple of her in 'pubic':

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

I have some loose stuck together pages in a binder somewhere, and the pic in the second link is on one of them. A buddy knew I dig Elle, and gave it to me a few years ago.


Fixed.
 
2012-06-25 05:34:10 AM  

darch: Not trying to be SM69 here or anything but even though I grew up LOVING me some Elle, I've always thought that the nickname "The Body" was a bit of a misnomer as the woman has no ass. Like, flat as a book.


Except in Sirens...
 
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