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(Yahoo)   Beyonce buys Jay-Z a $40 million plane for Father's Day which sounds impressive until you realize it's just the rich people's equivalent of a tie   (ca.omg.yahoo.com) divider line 38
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2012-06-24 09:03:51 AM
I'd rather have a Gulfstream.
 
2012-06-24 09:24:24 AM
Oh Beyonce. Whatever happened to that sweet innocent child I remember from Destiny's Child?
 
2012-06-24 09:29:45 AM
She'll get the plane back in the divorce settlement a few years down the road.
 
2012-06-24 09:49:20 AM
This is what happens when you steal from artists and pirate music.
 
2012-06-24 09:55:07 AM
Clearly she needs a tax cut
 
2012-06-24 10:02:55 AM
iron_city_ap: I'd rather have a Gulfstream.

Done in one.

/There's no accounting for taste
 
2012-06-24 10:04:40 AM
DrewCurtisJr: This is what happens when you steal from artists and pirate music.

He doesn't steal from artists if he pays them to use there music. If he actually stole from them then he would be getting law suites left and right. It isn't stealing if the original artist says ok
 
2012-06-24 10:05:33 AM
psychoace: DrewCurtisJr: This is what happens when you steal from artists and pirate music.

He doesn't steal from artists if he pays them to use there music. If he actually stole from them then he would be getting law suites left and right. It isn't stealing if the original artist says ok


NM what I said. I'm a moron and it's so early that I can't read properly.
 
2012-06-24 10:22:23 AM
MAYORBOB: Oh Beyonce. Whatever happened to that sweet innocent child I remember from Destiny's Child?

she became a white girl

hiphop.popcrunch.com

then she told another white girl it was okay to drop n-bombs.

As for this:

img2.timeinc.net

and

encrypted-tbn2.google.com

they're both a long way from

img.mp3lyrics.com
 
2012-06-24 10:23:02 AM
How many ows shirts did they have to sell to buy that plane
 
2012-06-24 10:41:40 AM
He bought her a baby for mother's day.
 
2012-06-24 10:43:13 AM
iron_city_ap: I'd rather have a Gulfstream.

They probably didn't want to wait for a Gulfstream....they still have a year or two wait for a new 450 or 550 and a longer wait for the 650 once its released.

When compared to a Gulfstream those challengers are some ugly jets.
 
2012-06-24 10:48:49 AM
I didn't realize they were that wealthy. Aside from the purchase price of the plane, the cost of the pilot, co-pilot, fuel, maintenance, and storage must be astronomical. I'm not even sure what other costs are involved in plane ownership.
/Meanwhile, I need to have a leaky transmission on my 10 year old Honda inspected
 
2012-06-24 10:59:10 AM
DubyaHater: I didn't realize they were that wealthy. Aside from the purchase price of the plane, the cost of the pilot, co-pilot, fuel, maintenance, and storage must be astronomical. I'm not even sure what other costs are involved in plane ownership.
/Meanwhile, I need to have a leaky transmission on my 10 year old Honda inspected


A ballpark figure is $10k per hour of operation (that covers pilot, fuel, landing fees etc) for a plane that size. That doesn't include yearly certs and other maintenance.

Those two are worth about a billion together so they can afford it but its still a huge chunk of money for them. I am guessing they will probably lease it out to others to use as well to help offset some of the cost.
 
2012-06-24 11:07:44 AM
$40 million for a plane, plus the cost of actually using it isn't rich person money. That's "fark You" money. Celebrity Net Worth tells me he's worth $475 million and Beyonce is worth another $300 million. They have to be one of the richest couples around of people who actually work for a living.
 
2012-06-24 11:15:56 AM
Life is unfair indeed. Those two people have more money than you could spend in three lifetimes.
Meanwhile my parents are approaching 60 and have nothing for a lifetime of raising 5 functional intelligent adults.

shiat pisses me off sometimes.

DrewCurtisJr: This is what happens when you steal from artists and pirate music.

Oh and THIS
 
2012-06-24 11:48:31 AM
See that is something I don't get. Jay-Z is not her father. While the fark is she pretending to be her child and buying a jet. It obvious the new born baby did not buy that plane. It just a ridiculous cultural tend to buy a new gift. Perhaps just admit you wanted to give a gift and it had nothing to do with fathers day but because you wanted to do something nice.
 
2012-06-24 11:48:39 AM
I call bullshiat on her actually buying the thing. If she does have that much money I don't think she would actually part with that much of it.

I'd say it's much more likely that she's leasing it or she borrowed 90% of the money and when her "empire" inevitably collapses it will go back to a secured creditor through a Chap. 11 filing.
 
2012-06-24 11:59:57 AM
They got 99 problems,but a jet ain't one.
 
2012-06-24 12:05:05 PM
it's nice to see negroes adopting the same ludicrous excesses of the white trash that enslaved them in the first place.

very circle of life-y.
 
2012-06-24 12:10:29 PM
sure haven't: Life is unfair indeed. Those two people have more money than you could spend in three lifetimes.
Meanwhile my parents are approaching 60 and have nothing for a lifetime of raising 5 functional intelligent adults.


Meanwhile some 60 year old in Botswana is sucking on a UN food packet once a week as a reward for raising 23 kids, 18 of which died of aids.

/relativity, how does it work.
 
2012-06-24 12:16:37 PM
davynelson: it's nice to see negroes adopting the same ludicrous excesses of the white trash that enslaved them in the first place.

very circle of life-y.


Nit?
 
2012-06-24 12:27:39 PM
sure haven't: Life is unfair indeed. Those two people have more money than you could spend in three lifetimes.
Meanwhile my parents are approaching 60 and have nothing for a lifetime of raising 5 functional intelligent adults.

shiat pisses me off sometimes.


What your parents deserve some sort of reward for doing what they were supposed to do? They had 5 kids, they were supposed to raise them. Sorry that earns you no jets.

Lot of haters in here...her empire is going to collapse? Bankruptcy?Those two have have been going strong in the entertainment business for well over a decade. Maybe hard times will hit them, just like hard times might hit any of us. If they can afford a jet, good for them. Maybe get off Fark for a little while and go try to make something of yourself instead of hating people who have.
 
2012-06-24 12:40:58 PM
white people problems?
 
2012-06-24 12:42:59 PM
MehExperianScaresCthulhu: MAYORBOB: Oh Beyonce. Whatever happened to that sweet innocent child I remember from Destiny's Child?

she became a white girl

[hiphop.popcrunch.com image 600x400]

then she told another white girl it was okay to drop n-bombs.

As for this:

[img2.timeinc.net image 500x375]

and

[encrypted-tbn2.google.com image 217x233]

they're both a long way from

[img.mp3lyrics.com image 400x421]




Meh, I always thought Kelly Rowland was cuter


www.celebcosmeticsurgery.com
 
2012-06-24 12:53:57 PM
js34603: sure haven't: Life is unfair indeed. Those two people have more money than you could spend in three lifetimes.
Meanwhile my parents are approaching 60 and have nothing for a lifetime of raising 5 functional intelligent adults.

shiat pisses me off sometimes.

What your parents deserve some sort of reward for doing what they were supposed to do? They had 5 kids, they were supposed to raise them. Sorry that earns you no jets.

Lot of haters in here...her empire is going to collapse? Bankruptcy?Those two have have been going strong in the entertainment business for well over a decade. Maybe hard times will hit them, just like hard times might hit any of us. If they can afford a jet, good for them. Maybe get off Fark for a little while and go try to make something of yourself instead of hating people who have.



How does Jay-Z's cock taste?
 
2012-06-24 01:14:07 PM
jmr61: I call bullshiat on her actually buying the thing. If she does have that much money I don't think she would actually part with that much of it.

I'd say it's much more likely that she's leasing it or she borrowed 90% of the money and when her "empire" inevitably collapses it will go back to a secured creditor through a Chap. 11 filing.


Well, if noted internet personage jmr61 is dubious, then everyone should be dubious.
 
2012-06-24 01:20:15 PM
sure haven't: Life is unfair indeed. Those two people have more money than you could spend in three lifetimes.
Meanwhile my parents are approaching 60 and have nothing for a lifetime of raising 5 functional intelligent adults.

shiat pisses me off sometimes.

DrewCurtisJr: This is what happens when you steal from artists and pirate music.

Oh and THIS


Approaching 60 and just put my plane back in the hangar.Dont have any kids and now am on Fark.
Hmmm
 
2012-06-24 01:41:06 PM
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Meh, I always thought Kelly Rowland was cuter


[www.celebcosmeticsurgery.com image 373x600]

I think so too
 
2012-06-24 02:02:17 PM
Gather `round, children, and I'll tell you how I remember when she and Lil Kim were Black, just like Michael Jackson was.
 
2012-06-24 02:37:55 PM
I suspect she paid someone else to buy that plane for her. I also found it suspicious that nobody was allowed into hangar when supposed acquisition was made
 
2012-06-24 02:53:52 PM
This thread over delivered.
 
2012-06-24 03:13:16 PM
Damn 1 percenters. Tax them! Tax them I say!
 
2012-06-24 06:16:32 PM
Heh. someone's going to be cleaning up that plant as soon as they take off..
 
2012-06-24 06:49:12 PM
Who buys a plane for a camel?
 
2012-06-24 07:41:59 PM
Maybe she will buy him some new material next. He can only talk about Biggie for so long.
 
2012-06-24 09:45:04 PM
89 Stick-Up Kid: Maybe she will buy him some new material next. He can only talk about Biggie for so long.

He has managed to stay relevant far longer than most rappers...
 
2012-06-25 04:05:42 PM
they both require private jets in their contracts for concerts and appearances. this way they own the jet and get to bill for its use.


Say what you want but they are not stupid people.
 
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