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(Anchorage Daily News)   You know summer has finally arrived in Alaska when it's warm enough for a father and son -- both high on ecstasy, LSD and marijuana -- to fight each other over a woman outdoors in the nude   (adn.com) divider line 63
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2012-06-24 04:00:31 AM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-06-24 08:34:39 AM  
I need to see pics of this woman outdoors in the nude to see if she is worth fighting over.
 
2012-06-24 08:53:55 AM  
Life's a Tripp.
 
2012-06-24 08:53:59 AM  
Wot? Not another story about the Palins in Alabama North?
 
2012-06-24 09:00:19 AM  
Alaska ...? In the nude..???? Mosquitoes win!!!!
 
2012-06-24 09:01:31 AM  
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I come away with a different point of view.
 
2012-06-24 09:01:44 AM  
I have the weirdest boner right now
 
2012-06-24 09:03:03 AM  
"The family that plays together stays together."
 
2012-06-24 09:03:43 AM  
Uh...
Dad? Bro?
 
2012-06-24 09:04:05 AM  
Meh. Pass me another beer.
 
2012-06-24 09:07:00 AM  
I like how the kid aged from 16 to 18.
 
2012-06-24 09:07:03 AM  

edmo: I need to see pics of this woman outdoors in the nude to see if she is worth fighting over.


This
 
2012-06-24 09:10:54 AM  
So, what else is there to do in Anchorage for fun?
 
2012-06-24 09:11:21 AM  
STACKHOUSE!!!!!
 
2012-06-24 09:12:45 AM  

MAYORBOB: So, what else is there to do in Anchorage for fun?


There is a great macrame class down at the learning annex.
 
2012-06-24 09:14:36 AM  

lockers: I like how the kid aged from 16 to 18.


From 18 to 16 then back again. I'm happy to see that drug testing's worked out for the Anchorage Daily News.
 
2012-06-24 09:15:09 AM  
And what is Alaska's idea of assault in the 4th degree?

"by words or other conduct that person recklessly places another person in fear of imminent physical injury."

Hmmmmm. Everyone I know is guilty of this--all the time.
 
2012-06-24 09:18:48 AM  

lenfromak: lockers: I like how the kid aged from 16 to 18.

From 18 to 16 then back again. I'm happy to see that drug testing's worked out for the Anchorage Daily News.


I think the 16 year old was the sister. (and maybe who they were fighting over).
 
2012-06-24 09:19:49 AM  

lockers: I like how the kid aged from 16 to 18.


They said there was both an 18 year old (the high son) and a 16 year old kid (who apparently wasn't high). The way I read the article, it sounded like they were different people, and that the people present at this altercation were:
39-yo dad
18-yo son
16-yo kid
12-yo kid
7-yo kid
and possibly the woman (of indeterminate age) who the dad and son were fighting over.
 
2012-06-24 09:26:42 AM  
Trippin balls
 
2012-06-24 09:27:57 AM  
We've come so far from being in the state of nature though. How could this happen? (sarcasm font - what is that these days? comic sans & rhetorical question - I don't care).

oblig. DNRTFA
Boobies eva
/slash
 
2012-06-24 09:32:26 AM  
Take all the sane people in Alaska and you could put them in a small suburb of Dallas.

Tall all the sane and crazy people in Alaska and you could put them in a slightly larger suburb of Dallas.

And then you could put them back.
 
2012-06-24 09:43:30 AM  

MAYORBOB: So, what else is there to do in Anchorage for fun?


The Great Alaska Bush Company.
 
2012-06-24 09:44:39 AM  
Shell said the father had emerged from the house by then, removed his flower-print shorts so that he, too, was naked, and the men continued fighting in the street.

That's fair.
 
2012-06-24 09:45:29 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-24 09:48:09 AM  
Spenard is the armpit of Anchorage. It was that way in the 70's when I lived off 31st & Arctic. Northern Lights Blvd was our drag strip. Chilkoot Charlie's was our hangout and pot was legal then.
 
2012-06-24 09:51:01 AM  
You are more likely to get laid in a colder climate than a warm one. That's because everyone is covered up all the time, except for 26 days in the summer (5 days in Barrow)
 
2012-06-24 09:58:11 AM  
I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!
 
2012-06-24 09:59:34 AM  
Nude, high and brawling is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-06-24 10:02:04 AM  
At least it wasn't nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.
 
2012-06-24 10:10:58 AM  
Stackhouse said he knows the nice couple renting to the family, and hoped that the fight would get them kicked out of the neighborhood. Meantime, he was busy fixing up his mailbox.

So he wants the nice couple kicked out of the neighborhood?

Also if you have a neighbor named Stackhouse, expect strange shiat to happen your neighborhood. I wonder if there is a bar in his area named Merlotte's.
 
2012-06-24 10:14:56 AM  

Snargi: Also if you have a neighbor named Stackhouse, expect strange shiat to happen in your neighborhood. I wonder if there is a bar in his area named Merlotte's.


/Snargi quotes himself to fix post.
 
2012-06-24 10:15:54 AM  

edmo: I need to see pics of this woman outdoors in the nude to see if she is worth fighting over.


Eats, shoots, and leaves.
 
2012-06-24 10:18:25 AM  
The teenager then attacked Stackouse's mailbox.

"Four-by-four post. He just snapped it off. Cedar, too," Stackhouse said. "Then he come down the street and drop-kicked my pickup a couple times. I didn't see any damage to it. Of course, he was barefoot."


Hilarious imagery aside, I'm not sure I believe he really "drop-kicked" the pickup... At least not in the way I'm familiar with that term, as that would require him lifting it off the ground, dropping it, and kicking it after it bounced off the ground... But, then again, it did sound like he had a superhuman Hulk thing going on, so maybe...
 
2012-06-24 10:20:44 AM  
The father later told police that both men were high on ecstasy, LSD and marijuana when they started fighting

Why would you say that?
 
2012-06-24 10:20:55 AM  

CaesarSneezy: At least it wasn't nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.


C C C C C C C Cocaine
 
2012-06-24 10:24:16 AM  
www.moodsofnature.com

The combatants in question

/hot
 
2012-06-24 10:24:37 AM  

Snargi: Also if you have a neighbor named Stackhouse, expect strange shiat to happen your neighborhood. I wonder if there is a bar in his area named Merlotte's.


On the plus side, he may look like this:

static.tvfanatic.com
 
2012-06-24 10:26:07 AM  
that's why you supposed to do LSD by itself. and don't add stuff like ecstasy
see ecstasy makes u horny for hugs

even if it is from your attractive 16 year old cousin (sister)
 
2012-06-24 10:28:32 AM  
I'm afraid I'll need to see photos of the naked father and son (preferably in the middle of fighting, but also in the middle of having prison butt sex together will do) before I can pass judgement over whether this is a travesty or something much, much more sexy.
 
2012-06-24 10:29:29 AM  
"ecstasy, LSD and marijuana"

That's really stupid, coming down off ecstasy while tripping on LSD sucks balls.
 
2012-06-24 10:35:49 AM  
FTFA: "I was going to a cabin on Big Lake today. He screwed up a perfectly good day for me."
For some reason this came to mind...

"And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. I just don't understand it."
www.destgulch.com
 
2012-06-24 11:12:17 AM  
i137.photobucket.com

The overlooked epidemic: Cheesing.
 
2012-06-24 11:17:28 AM  

tomWright: edmo: I need to see pics of this woman outdoors in the nude to see if she is worth fighting over.

This


Its a human being with a vagina in Alaska. Thats all it takes.
 
2012-06-24 11:31:17 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: lockers: I like how the kid aged from 16 to 18.

They said there was both an 18 year old (the high son) and a 16 year old kid (who apparently wasn't high). The way I read the article, it sounded like they were different people, and that the people present at this altercation were:
39-yo dad
18-yo son
16-yo kid
12-yo kid
7-yo kid
and possibly the woman (of indeterminate age) who the dad and son were fighting over.



The woman must have been mom.
 
2012-06-24 12:02:16 PM  

SithLord: They said there was both an 18 year old (the high son) and a 16 year old kid (who apparently wasn't high). The way I read the article, it sounded like they were different people, and that the people present at this altercation were:


First thing to remember about Alaska, it's the Northernmost Southern State.
 
2012-06-24 12:10:57 PM  

quickdraw: tomWright: edmo: I need to see pics of this woman outdoors in the nude to see if she is worth fighting over.

This

Its a human being mammal with a vagina in Alaska. Thats all it takes.


FTFY
 
2012-06-24 12:20:52 PM  
Having been the 18-19 year old who's 30-40 something year old single father/friends of father turned into total raving assholes when they realized the hot 20 something year old girl they'd been hitting on all night was hanging around because she was interested in me and not in them, this doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

It's a bad age gap, and when the girl in question is somewhere in the middle and not clear about who/what she wants, old dog assumes she wants him and loses his shiat when she opts for fresh meat. It can get ugly pretty quick.
 
2012-06-24 12:24:43 PM  
Yeah, that's Spenard for you.
 
2012-06-24 12:28:44 PM  

mikdeetx: Spenard is the armpit of Anchorage. It was that way in the 70's when I lived off 31st & Arctic. Northern Lights Blvd was our drag strip. Chilkoot Charlie's was our hangout and pot was legal then.


Spenard is still partially a craphole, but it's starting to become the artsy-fartsy district (Bear Tooth, etc.) so it's getting somewhat better. Still parts to avoid, though.

The REAL crapholes are Fairview and Mountain View.
 
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