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(NBC San Diego)   Teen tries to steal soda from vending machine and gets his arm completely stuck in the receiving slot, prompting an elaborate, hour-long rescue. It's crazy what kids will do to score some free Coke   (nbcsandiego.com) divider line 15
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2012-06-24 02:08:17 AM
6 votes:
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2012-06-24 02:08:15 AM
4 votes:
Repairman 1#: Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.
Homer: They'll grow back, right?
Repairman 1#: Oh... yeah.
[He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm... ]
Repairman 2#: Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?
Homer: Your point being...?
2012-06-24 02:23:34 AM
3 votes:

Walker: This looks safe.


www.spectacularoptical.ca

They're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company after that!
2012-06-24 02:18:04 AM
3 votes:
"I only wanted a Sprite man, I only wanted a Sprite"
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"I never got my Sprite"
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This looks safe.
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2012-06-24 02:13:47 AM
3 votes:

miss diminutive: Great minds, rhondajeremy.


you mean every mind.

Everybody thought of that.

Everybody.
2012-06-24 02:10:54 AM
3 votes:
CSB:

I saw a kid do that in one of those shiatty "plastic ball with prize" gumball dispensers. He was screaming and pitching a royal shiat-fit as firemen sprayed silicone lube on his arm, up in the gumball machine, etc.

This went on for about 5 minutes, with the kid getting more and more agitated, screaming at the top of his lungs that it was stuck, etc.

One of the firemen said "Well, there's nothing left to do but chop it off" as he rocked his fire axe side to side by the handle, with the axe head resting against the top of his boot.

The little kid's eyes got about as big as saucers, and magically, he yanked his arm out of the machine with nothing more than a bruised ego to show for it.
2012-06-25 09:59:30 AM
1 votes:
Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
mmm..."Steakie"!
-- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to College
2012-06-24 04:34:38 PM
1 votes:
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2012-06-24 08:40:44 AM
1 votes:

maggibond: HighZoolander: And this is why we need to regulate soft drinks - "just sugar" my ass

kids these days, all hopped up and where you gonna go w hand stuck in the farking machine? nowhere. what's next? caffeine.


Jest vote for rMoney and all problems will magically disappear. Not only will caffeine be illegal (death penalty for dealing) but the Angel Moroni will serve you up your non-caffeine soft drink on a plate of gold. If he hasn't misplaced it in the meantime.

/insert obligatory Little Moroni joke here.
2012-06-24 07:51:22 AM
1 votes:
img204.imageshack.us
2012-06-24 02:43:29 AM
1 votes:
I got what I came for in the Boobies.
2012-06-24 02:39:00 AM
1 votes:
All he wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi.
2012-06-24 02:32:42 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: But the non-Coca Cola machines in front of Wal-Marts tend to be low grade and susceptible to multiple presses.


But just how many cans of Ol' Roy Soda do you really want to lug away in shame?
2012-06-24 02:22:40 AM
1 votes:
And this is why we need to regulate soft drinks - "just sugar" my ass
2012-06-24 02:10:56 AM
1 votes:
Could have been a lot worse:

www.monzy.com

Then the scorpions come.

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