rhondajeremy: Repairman 1#: Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.Homer: They'll grow back, right?Repairman 1#: Oh... yeah.[He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm... ]Repairman 2#: Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?Homer: Your point being...?
miss diminutive: [sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net image 500x375]
miss diminutive: Great minds, rhondajeremy.
fusillade762: Could have been a lot worse:[www.monzy.com image 212x375]Then the scorpions come.[img.photobucket.com image 512x384]
Walker: This looks safe.
Walker: "I only wanted a Sprite man, I only wanted a Sprite"[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x490]"I never got my Sprite"[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]This looks safe.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x366]
wildcardjack: But the non-Coca Cola machines in front of Wal-Marts tend to be low grade and susceptible to multiple presses.
The All-Powerful Atheismo: miss diminutive: Great minds, rhondajeremy.you mean every mind.Everybody thought of that.Everybody.
HighZoolander: And this is why we need to regulate soft drinks - "just sugar" my ass
sexy-fetus: All he wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi.
McJudo: I got what I came for in the Boobies.
WriteInCandidate: "'That one... and every one on the bottom row!'"
markie_farkie: Walker: This looks safe.[www.spectacularoptical.ca image 500x333]They're going to have to answer to the Coca Cola company after that!
Jim_Callahan: The teen was then taken into custody by police who said he may face charges for petty theft.Really, "petty theft"? Is there not an official charge for wasting loads of police/fire department time in San Diego? Maybe something with a fine on par with the hourly wages of everyone that had to come out at 5am to mitigate the results of self-inflicted stupidity?WriteInCandidate: "'That one... and every one on the bottom row!'"While that's a joke, the engineers of the machines take it seriously. There's a reason most vending models can't hold anything bigger than a pack of gum on the bottom row even with the second flap in there. (Gum costs the vendor something like 10 cents a pack, though it's usually sold for like a buck fifty).
Farkenhostile: sexy-fetus: All he wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi.I'm not crazy!
TuteTibiImperes: I don't agree with victims having to pay for their rescue when their situations arise from chance or even poorly-thought-out, but legal, risk taking behavior, but I have no problem with those who are rescued due to their own criminal actions being made responsible for the full financial burden of their actions.
T.M.S.: I prefer Fuk Cola.
Farkenhostile: The teen was then taken into custody by police who said he may face charges for petty theft.In the end, the teenager never got his soda.Why theft if he never got the can out of the machine? I could see vandalism because his actions caused the machine to be destroyed, maybe trespassing or burglary since he was trying to break into somewhere to steal something.
ArmednHammered: Wait a minute! Is that the little bastige? (drtfa)If so, cut his f*cking arm off! Thieving bastard skate board punk!Pay up or GTFO you lazy prick!/too many of these entitled little shiats in my town.//ruins things for everyone!
alwaysjaded: I am really ashamed that I can't remember which Simpsons episode is being referenced. I plan to punish myself with a complete run through of all my Simpsons DVD's./ can I stop at season 12?// my crimes weren't that bad, were they?
thesubliminalman: I say just leave him there with his hand in the pop machine of shame for several days. Bet he won't do that again.
miss diminutive: Does that help?
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