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(The Sun)   Leonardo DiCaprio's new Victoria's Secret model girlfriend is OMG I WILL BE IN MY BUNK (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-06-24 01:25:10 AM  
LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD
 
2012-06-24 01:30:50 AM  
He's smart like Clooney to bang these hotties and not marry them.

Think of all of the actors that aren't that smart.
 
2012-06-24 01:31:33 AM  
Rolling in my spunk?
 
2012-06-24 02:08:57 AM  
Alright so we now know what y'all think of Leonardo DiCaprio but what about his new girlfriend?
/So sorry ; )
 
2012-06-24 02:19:19 AM  
Undie Cracker.

Is this something you eat? Because I'm gonna pass.
 
2012-06-24 02:33:22 AM  
Yeah, superhot... but unremarkable.
 
2012-06-24 02:36:46 AM  
i922.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-24 02:45:21 AM  

MeinRS6: He's smart like Clooney to bang these hotties and not marry them.

Think of all of the actors that aren't that smart.


Yep, very true. Jeter's the same way, AND he throws in a complimentary gift basket.
 
2012-06-24 03:18:43 AM  
The SUN is blocked at work -can a Farker help a brother out?
 
2012-06-24 04:27:53 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: Yeah, superhot... but unremarkable.


This

Hot, but indistinguishable from many models
 
2012-06-24 04:47:21 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: ThatGuyGreg: Yeah, superhot... but unremarkable.

This

Hot, but indistinguishable from many models


With Bonus photos of past girlfriends, also hotties.
 
2012-06-24 05:40:01 AM  

Frederick: The SUN is blocked at work -can a Farker help a brother out?


www.starandstyle.com
 
2012-06-24 05:42:00 AM  

Gig103: Lionel Mandrake: ThatGuyGreg: Yeah, superhot... but unremarkable.

This

Hot, but indistinguishable from many models

With Bonus photos of past girlfriends, also hotties.


www.playerwives.com
 
2012-06-24 05:44:38 AM  
now thats a gis worth the effort
 
2012-06-24 05:51:01 AM  
Wow. Real boobs. That's rare in this day and age. I am impressed.
 
2012-06-24 06:11:23 AM  
Bar Rafaeli is the only one that looks sexy to me. The rest look like the standard waif with no ass or hips. You could literally photoshop their heads on each other's bodies and you won't be able to tell the difference. They all have the same boney torso, coat-hanger shoulders and chicken legs. Feed the poor girls and get back to me. I'll be here examining Bar's pictorials from my spank bank.
 
2012-06-24 06:15:30 AM  

Walker: Undie Cracker.

Is this something you eat? Because I'm gonna pass.


Judging by Christmas crackers, I think it may be something you unwrap. And I think we'd all like to unwrap her.
 
2012-06-24 06:21:15 AM  
God dawg yall.

.
 
2012-06-24 06:24:34 AM  

Wartime Consiglieri: Bar Rafaeli is the only one that looks sexy to me. The rest look like the standard waif with no ass or hips. You could literally photoshop their heads on each other's bodies and you won't be able to tell the difference. They all have the same boney torso, coat-hanger shoulders and chicken legs. Feed the poor girls and get back to me. I'll be here examining Bar's pictorials from my spank bank.

usemycomputer.com
www.top-fashion-models.info
 
2012-06-24 06:26:19 AM  

Alphax: And I think we'd all like to unwrap her.


Been hitting the bath salts?
 
2012-06-24 06:28:39 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: Alphax: And I think we'd all like to unwrap her.

Been hitting the bath salts?


?
 
2012-06-24 06:33:09 AM  
TOO MANY FRECKLES.
 
2012-06-24 06:47:18 AM  
 
2012-06-24 07:00:36 AM  
Leo certainly seems to have a 'type'...
Not a lot of variation in the type of hot he goes for...
 
2012-06-24 07:15:10 AM  
And a month from now he'll end up biaitching about how empty his life is.
 
2012-06-24 07:15:12 AM  
eh...boney, no curves...not my style.

if I was free...give me more like Kelly Brook or Sofia Vergara.


But he does seem to "shop" well...
 
2012-06-24 07:18:41 AM  
Notice that her knees are cut out in most of those shots. What's she hiding?!?!
 
2012-06-24 07:25:33 AM  

AaronSynn: Leo certainly seems to have a 'type'...
Not a lot of variation in the type of hot he goes for...


I was coming here to say the same thing - all those women are very beautiful, but I can't really tell them apart.
 
2012-06-24 07:35:05 AM  
Clooney
DiCaprio
Jeter
Timberlake

*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-06-24 08:20:19 AM  

AaronSynn: Leo certainly seems to have a 'type'...
Not a lot of variation in the type of hot he goes for...


I'm always left wondering if he's just not that intelligent, or if he's chasing a ghost he can't catch. I mean, I could see dating models for five years and getting nothing long-term out of it - no kids, no marriage, nothing stable. But he's been doing this for over 15 years (pushing 20), and the girls are staying the same age. That means he has to have the same vapid conversations with them every time he starts up a new relationship just to bang another identical (for him) piece of ass. Even Clooney "dates" a varied line of women. Leo is dating the same damn woman repeatedly.

Don't get me wrong - I would, too, especially if I could command high end tail like he does. But even I think I might change it up after two decades, if only because it would start to make me a little sad.
 
2012-06-24 08:40:25 AM  

MrBallou: Notice that her knees are cut out in most of those shots. What's she hiding?!?!


it's all fun and games until of those things takes out an eye
 
2012-06-24 09:30:51 AM  
Bar does look too thin on a lot of the pics posted by truncks1. But she's usually a little meatier than the average waif.

Giselle looks scrawny as hell like always. In that last pic the only feminine part is the tits. She's got the boney manjaws of the average skeletor and the rest of her might as well be a bag of antlers. Tom Brady should at least feed the poor girl once in a while.
 
2012-06-24 09:43:23 AM  

bulldg4life: Clooney
DiCaprio
Jeter
Timberlake
retired (engaged to Jessica Biel)
*shakes tiny fist*


FTFY
 
2012-06-24 09:45:21 AM  
He's 37, she's 23. If situations were different and quite unfortunate, he could technically be her dad.
I wouldn't be surprised if DiCaprio has some major emotional problems, like many child stars.
 
2012-06-24 10:11:52 AM  

Theaetetus: He's 37, she's 23. If situations were different and quite unfortunate, he could technically be her dad.
I wouldn't be surprised if DiCaprio has some major emotional problems, like many child stars.


I didn't want to be that guy, but he's slowly making his way into creepy territory. It's still ok at the moment, but he's slowly moving into creepy guy position.
 
2012-06-24 10:12:16 AM  
I'll be in your bunk.
 
2012-06-24 10:15:04 AM  

soupbone: Theaetetus: He's 37, she's 23. If situations were different and quite unfortunate, he could technically be her dad.
I wouldn't be surprised if DiCaprio has some major emotional problems, like many child stars.

I didn't want to be that guy, but he's slowly making his way into creepy territory. It's still ok at the moment, but he's slowly moving into creepy guy position.


Somehow I don't think he gives a shiat.
 
2012-06-24 10:15:36 AM  

Grables'Daughter: I'll be in your bunk.


Yes, please.
 
2012-06-24 10:23:07 AM  
I bet she would want to share my McNuggets. I'm quite the catch in that I would offer to buy her her own. Given we have determined that she's not independent, I'll pass.
 
2012-06-24 10:24:52 AM  

Assimilate This: Wow. Real boobs. That's rare in this day and age. I am impressed.


All VS models have natural boobs. The cleavage-enhancing properties of the bras don't work on fake tits.
 
2012-06-24 10:30:06 AM  

Lsherm: AaronSynn: Leo certainly seems to have a 'type'...
Not a lot of variation in the type of hot he goes for...

I'm always left wondering if he's just not that intelligent, or if he's chasing a ghost he can't catch. I mean, I could see dating models for five years and getting nothing long-term out of it - no kids, no marriage, nothing stable. But he's been doing this for over 15 years (pushing 20), and the girls are staying the same age. That means he has to have the same vapid conversations with them every time he starts up a new relationship just to bang another identical (for him) piece of ass. Even Clooney "dates" a varied line of women. Leo is dating the same damn woman repeatedly.

Don't get me wrong - I would, too, especially if I could command high end tail like he does. But even I think I might change it up after two decades, if only because it would start to make me a little sad.


Considering you've never met any of these people, I think it's a stretch to assume their conversations are vapid. You must be one of those people that write letters to the editor in People magazine.

/But yes, Leo's life seems a little sad.
//sarcasm
 
2012-06-24 11:12:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-24 11:13:02 AM  
He best stay away from Kate Upton. She's mine!
 
2012-06-24 11:31:39 AM  
Leo needs to stop dating children. There are plenty of woman closer to his age that are just as beautiful, if not more so, than these girls. I honestly feel sad for him. What does he have in common with these girls? I'd assume not much. Even though he's surrounded by people it seems like a lonely life. Jumping from woman to woman. That's probably fun for a younger guy but as he got older you would think it would get kind of old. Leo's starting to get up there in age. So he probably can't do all those all day sex sessions. What's he going to talk about with them?

At least Clooney chooses age appropriate girls & keeps them around for a bit. He also doesn't choose vapid models. I assume he likes being able to talk to his girlfriends.
 
2012-06-24 11:39:04 AM  

nimawai: Leo needs to stop dating children


No he doesn't. And they're not children.
 
2012-06-24 11:54:42 AM  
Leo must give a hell of a gift basket when he dumps these models. I mean...hasn't he gotten the rep for loving and leaving amongst all these lingerie models yet? Or are they all hopeful that they are the "special" one that makes him settle down?

I think I read an article on here awhile ago though that said Jeter sends a really nice gift basket to his one night stands. Or maybe it was on the radio...
 
2012-06-24 11:59:12 AM  
Random fact: I've never met a girl named Erin that wasn't hot.

/I got nothing.
 
2012-06-24 11:59:15 AM  
that is one good looking beard. I guess she got tired of guys who wanted to have sex with her.
 
2012-06-24 12:06:21 PM  

Mugato: Somehow I don't think he gives a shiat.


No one does until it's too late.
 
2012-06-24 12:08:31 PM  
A) She looks far hotter on the bike than on the runway.
B) Leo looks godawful with that grown-out beard of his.
 
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