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(The Sun)   Leonardo DiCaprio's new Victoria's Secret model girlfriend is OMG I WILL BE IN MY BUNK (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 90
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2012-06-24 12:15:05 PM

Lsherm: Leo is dating the same damn woman repeatedly.


So... you're saying that he's in a stable relationship?

/of sorts
 
2012-06-24 12:45:14 PM
Average guys like me don't stand a chance.

I hate having to compete with these short fat guys.
 
2012-06-24 01:07:50 PM

hundreddollarman: Random fact: I've never met a girl named Erin that wasn't hot.

/I got nothing.


I have and she smelled of fish and wet suede. Hell of an arm wrestler though.
 
2012-06-24 01:45:07 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio's new Victoria's Secret model girlfriend is..........wholly unremarkable and indistinguishable among the plethora of attractive, thin blondes in the Victoria's Secret stable.

i486.photobucket.com
Hey eveybody, I got a new Ferrari! The one in the middle! Isn't it awsome!
 
2012-06-24 02:01:38 PM

titwrench: hundreddollarman: Random fact: I've never met a girl named Erin that wasn't hot.

/I got nothing.

I have and she smelled of fish and wet suede. Hell of an arm wrestler though.


Wow, I'm sorry dude. I knew two: One I had classes with in college and the other I work with, both pretty blondes.

/Work Erin is probably the hotter one.
 
2012-06-24 02:25:08 PM

Mugato: nimawai: Leo needs to stop dating children

No he doesn't. And they're not children.


At his age they might as well be children. There are plenty of woman closer to his age that are just as hot if not hotter than his newest model.
 
2012-06-24 02:29:55 PM

nimawai: Mugato: nimawai: Leo needs to stop dating children

No he doesn't. And they're not children.

At his age they might as well be children. There are plenty of woman closer to his age that are just as hot if not hotter than his newest model.


He's not even 40 yet. I know it sucks for older women that young women are hotter to guys. Just as it sucks for poor guys that rich guys are hotter to women.
 
2012-06-24 02:36:55 PM
Whatever's in his genetics that gets these women to sleep with him, (other than the $$$'s and notoriety, that is), it's working. If he could market it to men as a serum, he'd make all the money in the world.

/more power to him
//jealous as hell
 
2012-06-24 02:54:53 PM
Since there are so many armchair psychologists in this thread, lemme play armchair evolutionary biologist for a moment:

Women closer to his age (35+) are already at a statistically higher risk for miscarriage and fertility issues. Maybe (consciously or unconsciously) he just wants a family? The women he dates do seem ... fecund.

/Can't make sense of my own relationships, let alone other people's
//Certainly not going to psychoanalyze the super-rich and famous ... What the heck do I know?
 
2012-06-24 03:48:56 PM

nimawai: Mugato: nimawai: Leo needs to stop dating children

No he doesn't. And they're not children.

At his age they might as well be children. There are plenty of woman closer to his age that are just as hot if not hotter than his newest model.


Shirley, you can't be serious.

Why does he need to date closer to his age, so he can get married, produce some crotch fruit, divorce, and lose a bunch of money? That sounds like a stupid plan to me. Especially when the alternative is to date uncomplicated and super hot bikini models. Are you worried that his biological clock is ticking or something?
 
2012-06-24 04:19:40 PM
Never thought I'd get to say this, but my Schwinn bicycle is actually better than Leonardo DiCaprio's Schwinn.
 
2012-06-24 04:27:42 PM
This guy goes through super models like fat people do diet coke.
 
2012-06-24 04:27:44 PM
Damn, Leo has not aged well.
 
2012-06-24 04:37:17 PM

Bendal: Whatever's in his genetics that gets these women to sleep with him, (other than the $$$'s and notoriety, that is), it's working. If he could market it to men as a serum, he'd make all the money in the world.

/more power to him
//jealous as hell


sleep with him? Pretty sure he is gay.
 
2012-06-24 04:56:04 PM
Twenty three year olds are children now? The upper limit for childhood keeps getting raised. If they don't think he's too old for them, he's not too old for them. Maybe he's very immature?
 
2012-06-24 04:56:38 PM
Must be nice...
 
2012-06-24 04:56:49 PM

Grables'Daughter: I'll be in your bunk.


Um, yes please!
 
2012-06-24 05:04:54 PM

nimawai: Leo needs to stop dating children. There are plenty of woman closer to his age that are just as beautiful, if not more so, than these girls. I honestly feel sad for him. What does he have in common with these girls? I'd assume not much. Even though he's surrounded by people it seems like a lonely life. Jumping from woman to woman. That's probably fun for a younger guy but as he got older you would think it would get kind of old. Leo's starting to get up there in age. So he probably can't do all those all day sex sessions. What's he going to talk about with them?

At least Clooney chooses age appropriate girls & keeps them around for a bit. He also doesn't choose vapid models. I assume he likes being able to talk to his girlfriends.


You're absolutely right. I feel so bad for Leo. His life must be so unfulfilling.

If he wants to be happy, he needs to meet a 40-year-old woman at a friend's wedding and listen to her nagging every day and enjoy sleeping with her once a month for the next 50 years until he is granted the peace and quiet of death.
 
2012-06-24 05:05:13 PM

rogue49: eh...boney, no curves...not my style.



Ill agree. She is very pretty, but skinnier than I like.
 
2012-06-24 05:06:57 PM
Wow, good fishing in this tread eh Grables? Youve got 2 already...they must be new here...
 
2012-06-24 05:18:17 PM
Clooney's girlfriend is 19 years younger than he is.
 
2012-06-24 05:27:42 PM

Lionel Mandrake: ThatGuyGreg: Yeah, superhot... but unremarkable.

This

Hot, but indistinguishable from many models


Pretty much this. She's generic blonde #17. Obviously very pretty.

But completely unremarkable in every way. She's the Thomas Kinkade of models.

The only other model I know offhand is Kate Upton, who has huge tits, is 'svelte' instead of model thin, and does wierd videos of her dancing and jiggling.
 
2012-06-24 05:48:58 PM

Theaetetus: He's 37, she's 23. If situations were different and quite unfortunate, he could technically be her dad.
I wouldn't be surprised if DiCaprio has some major emotional problems, like many child stars.


23 is still within acceptable parameters of the formula

/37/2+5=23.5
 
2012-06-24 05:49:57 PM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: Theaetetus: He's 37, she's 23. If situations were different and quite unfortunate, he could technically be her dad.
I wouldn't be surprised if DiCaprio has some major emotional problems, like many child stars.

23 is still within acceptable parameters of the formula

/37/2+5=23.5


whoops... I'm totally wrong. it's half your age plus 7. he's approaching creepy territory for sure.

nm
 
2012-06-24 07:46:21 PM
please. that boy ain't wasting time with ladies that don't do freaky tricks from around the world. hot and cold running arse gets same old same old after time. damn. the good stuff. a Philadelphia Deep Dish Finger Pie. that's a league few live to see.
 
2012-06-24 08:36:19 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright so we now know what y'all think of Leonardo DiCaprio but what about his new girlfriend?
/So sorry ; )


I'll have a Leonardo, Erin, Altarboy sandwich, and it doesn't matter how it layers up.

/not sorry
 
2012-06-24 09:00:12 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright so we now know what y'all think of Leonardo DiCaprio but what about his new girlfriend?
/So sorry ; )

I'll have a Leonardo, Erin, Altarboy sandwich, and it doesn't matter how it layers up.

/not sorry


I'd watch that video ; )
 
2012-06-24 09:22:52 PM

KrispyKritter: please. that boy ain't wasting time with ladies that don't do freaky tricks from around the world. hot and cold running arse gets same old same old after time. damn. the good stuff. a Philadelphia Deep Dish Finger Pie. that's a league few live to see.


Does anyone here speak jive?
 
2012-06-24 10:03:44 PM

Mugato: KrispyKritter: please. that boy ain't wasting time with ladies that don't do freaky tricks from around the world. hot and cold running arse gets same old same old after time. damn. the good stuff. a Philadelphia Deep Dish Finger Pie. that's a league few live to see.

Does anyone here speak jive?


www.wearysloth.com
Here to help : )
 
2012-06-24 10:28:10 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright so we now know what y'all think of Leonardo DiCaprio but what about his new girlfriend?
/So sorry ; )

I'll have a Leonardo, Erin, Altarboy sandwich, and it doesn't matter how it layers up.

/not sorry

I'd watch that video ; )


I'd Skype that straight to your bunk.
 
2012-06-24 10:41:10 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright so we now know what y'all think of Leonardo DiCaprio but what about his new girlfriend?
/So sorry ; )

I'll have a Leonardo, Erin, Altarboy sandwich, and it doesn't matter how it layers up.

/not sorry

I'd watch that video ; )

I'd Skype that straight to your bunk.


Hell if I go t to sleep with these people:
img.thesun.co.uk
It would be all over the internet : )
 
2012-06-24 10:48:50 PM
I'd like to punch God with the fist of an angry man.
 
2012-06-24 10:53:04 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright so we now know what y'all think of Leonardo DiCaprio but what about his new girlfriend?
/So sorry ; )

I'll have a Leonardo, Erin, Altarboy sandwich, and it doesn't matter how it layers up.

/not sorry

I'd watch that video ; )

I'd Skype that straight to your bunk.

Hell if I go t to sleep with these people:
[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x694]
It would be all over the internet : )


I want you to direct the show in real time. ;)
 
2012-06-24 11:14:19 PM

DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: DreamyAltarBoy: tinfoil-hat maggie: Alright so we now know what y'all think of Leonardo DiCaprio but what about his new girlfriend?
/So sorry ; )

I'll have a Leonardo, Erin, Altarboy sandwich, and it doesn't matter how it layers up.

/not sorry

I'd watch that video ; )

I'd Skype that straight to your bunk.

Hell if I go t to sleep with these people:
[img.thesun.co.uk image 532x694]
It would be all over the internet : )

I want you to direct the show in real time. ;)


I don't know, I'm more of the submissive type, granted everyone should know their roles. and well I'd just have to leave the cameras rolling and play myself ; )
/Damn I need to find a cool couple again.
 
2012-06-25 03:58:43 AM
LOL. Freckleface.
 
2012-06-25 04:23:05 AM

chuckufarlie: Bendal: Whatever's in his genetics that gets these women to sleep with him, (other than the $$$'s and notoriety, that is), it's working. If he could market it to men as a serum, he'd make all the money in the world.

/more power to him
//jealous as hell

sleep with him? Pretty sure he is gay.


Pray tell, based on what? You know, other than the fact that any good-looking actor or singer who pulls tons of top-shelf trim must be gay because, I mean, come on! It's not fair! These girls must be dating him for their careers. I'm sure millionaire, high-profile models with multi-million dollar contracts like Gisele Bundchen and Bar Refaeli are perfectly happy to spend several of their best years being a beard for huge movie stars for no discernible reason. They can always date who they really like on the side, because it's not like they're followed around by paparazzi everywhere they go. Nobody would ever notice. And I'm sure the paparazzi that follow DiCaprio 24/7 are happy to let it slide when Leo steps out with his super-secret boyfriend. That wouldn't be newsworthy (or at least what passes for newsworthy in the world of my-life-is-so-empty-that-I-care-about-celebrities-comings-and-goings) at all.

But please, let's have your theories on DiCaprio's secret sexuality. I'm dying to hear this. You have the floor.
 
2012-06-25 09:52:05 AM
That does it.
I'm off to climb the town water tower right now.
 
2012-06-25 09:56:42 AM
"Erin, from Illinois, has just shot her first film role as a car-washing cheerleader in Adam Sandler comedy Grown Ups 2."

Really? You would think he could get her into a better film...
 
2012-06-25 11:44:53 AM
...not evening going to bother
 
2012-06-25 02:17:06 PM
Well that's it...I guess he likes dating 12-year-old boys.
 
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