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(Edmonton Journal)   Principal put on leave for allowing students to eat highly processed food   (edmontonjournal.com) divider line 71
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2012-06-24 03:24:47 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Lsherm: Isn't this the fourth goddamn time this has been on Fark?

This is a followup to the original thread, hence the "followup" tag.


Don't get all pissy - the original showed up more than once, too.
 
2012-06-24 03:25:19 AM  
Walter Whyte?

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2012-06-24 03:35:31 AM  

StopLurkListen: Ok, someone with htmly goodness please link to Utah Philips' "Moose Turd Pie", thanks!


Ask and you shall receive:

Help rural electrification - Wire a head for a reservation
 
2012-06-24 03:57:41 AM  

Oznog: gregscott: So this was one of my dad's favorite old jokes:

Some guys went hunting/camping for two weeks in Maine, and one of them offered to do all the cooking and dishwashing, with one condition:
"I'll do it all, until somebody complains, but then whoever complains has to take over for the rest of the trip."
The other men agreed to this, and the cook unleashed his devious plan.
He gathered some moose pellets and added them to the stew that night. "I'll end up off of KP duty and relaxing for the rest of the trip" he chortled to himself.
So, that evening, at dinner, the guys were slowly and silently and grimly chowing down.
Finally, one of them couldn't take it any more.
"This stew tastes like moose manure!" he exploded, "But good!"

It's Moose Turd Pie, and it's a damn funny, overly long read. Which you ruined.


Any idjit knows the difference between stew and pie. One uses pellets and spices and herbs. The other uses flops and dough.
 
2012-06-24 04:02:12 AM  
I bet if you research this joke it goes back to Hannibal crossing the Alps, or earlier.
 
2012-06-24 04:08:11 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo:
I just copied it from a website, because hey, free dummy


Ya get what ya pay for.
 
2012-06-24 04:35:41 AM  
Question: How does LittleMissStubborn NOT have a TotalFark sponsorship?

I mean...hasn't one of you creepers checked out her profile by now?
 
2012-06-24 04:36:09 AM  

gregscott: I bet if you research this joke it goes back to Hannibal crossing the Alps, or earlier.


Telling this old joke is the reason Artemis got mad at Agamemnon. Now you know the real reason Iphigenia had to die.
 
2012-06-24 07:01:12 AM  

rgriffithi: gregscott: I bet if you research this joke it goes back to Hannibal crossing the Alps, or earlier.

Telling this old joke is the reason Artemis got mad at Agamemnon. Now you know the real reason Iphigenia had to die.


Dennis Miller just outed hisself lul
 
2012-06-24 07:57:30 AM  
Those were "smart pills".

/"Ew! This tastes like crap, I'm not putting any more of that in my mouth."
//"They work! You're smarter already!"
 
2012-06-24 08:09:22 AM  
Deep Though?
 
2012-06-24 08:10:10 AM  

Jim_Callahan: shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.

Or if you're not three years old you could just know that "principle" is a noun and "principal" is an adjective (meaning "primary" or "foremost"), and that "principal" in reference to the school official is short for "principal administrator" or "principal instructor".

//Yes, I'm aware that the word has made it into the dictionary as a noun now, but a little etymology goes a long way.


You have high expectations for four-year-olds.
 
2012-06-24 08:24:26 AM  
Mind you, moose poops can be pretty tasty.
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2012-06-24 08:26:31 AM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo:.

Yes, and I'm going to put the "super"... back in superintendent supernintendo.

ftfy
 
2012-06-24 08:43:25 AM  
Principal put on leave after students tricked into chewing moose poop

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2012-06-24 09:00:55 AM  
On honeymoon in South Africa I had a "see who can spit the springbok dung the furthest" competition with the safari guide. He won. Mind you, I knew what I was getting into.

NB - animal dung, not rugby player.
 
2012-06-24 09:12:24 AM  
CSB:

As a kid, my dad was once examining some rabbit poop he'd found in the yard. My uncle (always a little on the slower side) came up and asked him what he was doing. My dad said, "Eating smart pills. It's why I get better grades than you." And so my uncle ate the whole pile of rabbit poop. The end.
 
2012-06-24 10:02:44 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

Did you read the original article? One of the girls got the moose sh*t trapped in her braces. Do you think she was laughing about that?


Go on...

/yes I will have a seat over there
 
2012-06-24 10:30:37 AM  

Ebenator: shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.

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Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal".


and i'll put the "super" back in superintendent!

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2012-06-24 12:10:11 PM  

halB: Big deal. Mooses are at least herbivores. That's like cake compared to carnivore crap. Back in my day the principals made us eat polar bear crap. It was just half digested seals. But kids these days wouldn't know anything about polar bears.


Yeah, we don't know anything about polar bears thanks to your generation's global warming.
 
2012-06-24 12:35:55 PM  

StopLurkListen: Ok, someone with htmly goodness please link to Utah Philips' "Moose Turd Pie", thanks!


This is moose turd pie!


/good though.
 
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