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2012-06-23 11:29:02 PM  
It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.
 
2012-06-23 11:53:30 PM  
it was a tasty snack made up of wild berries and grass.

Ha Ha! Did he lie?

Ok. Maybe about the tasty part.

...ummm

My friend's friend in 5th grade said poop tastes like cardboard.
Still friends with my friend, but lost track of my friend's friend years ago.

...ummm

That sounds like I'm deliberately over-distancing myself doesn't it?
'Cause I did.
Lose track of him, I mean.

Look, what I mean to say is, I didn't eat poop and therefore have no idea what it tastes like. But I was TOLD it tastes like cardboard.

dammit, I gotta go.

TO BED. I gotta go to bed.
 
2012-06-24 12:02:37 AM  
That was a sh*tty thing to do.
 
2012-06-24 12:06:30 AM  
I bet it tasted like crap.
 
2012-06-24 12:29:23 AM  
These kids will always remember the first time they got sh*tfaced.
 
2012-06-24 12:38:44 AM  
Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.
 
2012-06-24 12:41:31 AM  

Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.


Did you read the original article? One of the girls got the moose sh*t trapped in her braces. Do you think she was laughing about that?
 
2012-06-24 12:56:26 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

Did you read the original article? One of the girls got the moose sh*t trapped in her braces. Do you think she was laughing about that?


No and no, but she might find it more amusing after her parents sue the school and she gets a nice little settlement check.
 
2012-06-24 01:13:42 AM  
And now you know why Natasha and Boris were always angry at the moose and the squirrel.
 
2012-06-24 01:14:05 AM  
Why is it when I heard the word "moose" and the word "poop" I immediately thought of the word "SKINNER"?
 
2012-06-24 01:14:25 AM  
Well, that stinks.
 
2012-06-24 01:15:35 AM  
A parent supervisor tricked a Grade 8 boy and girl into putting moose poop into their mouths by telling them it was a tasty snack made up of wild berries and grass.

Parents have identified Kovachik as one of three teachers who did nothing to stop the practical joke.


Ha ha! because nothing is as funny as making a kid eat shiat and then laughing about it! What a card!

I guess when he really wants a good time, he tells blind people to go ahead and cross the street, there isn't any traffic. ha ha! check out that cripple falling down a manhole! Hey, watch me go tell that lady her kids just died! Won't that be a riot!
 
2012-06-24 01:20:30 AM  
We're they eating at Tim Horton's?
 
2012-06-24 01:21:27 AM  
Wait... Walter Whyte school? This is probably not the worst substance the kids were exposed to.
 
2012-06-24 01:21:56 AM  
Was going to make a Walter White joke, but meh... I'm tired.
 
2012-06-24 01:22:41 AM  
Fecal parasites sure sound harmless enough.
 
2012-06-24 01:22:52 AM  
Isn't this the fourth goddamn time this has been on Fark?
 
2012-06-24 01:23:42 AM  

shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.


Or if you're not three years old you could just know that "principle" is a noun and "principal" is an adjective (meaning "primary" or "foremost"), and that "principal" in reference to the school official is short for "principal administrator" or "principal instructor".

//Yes, I'm aware that the word has made it into the dictionary as a noun now, but a little etymology goes a long way.
 
2012-06-24 01:25:18 AM  
What a shiate faced moose would look like

img.metro.co.uk

Moose hangover
 
2012-06-24 01:25:25 AM  
I don't think it's fair that they dumped him... now his career is going to hit the skids, and he's not going have anything to do but loaf around at home. He must be thinking to himself "what a load."
 
2012-06-24 01:28:55 AM  

shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.


img.photobucket.com
Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal".
 
2012-06-24 01:32:42 AM  

Lsherm: Isn't this the fourth goddamn time this has been on Fark?


This is a followup to the original thread, hence the "followup" tag.
 
2012-06-24 01:34:31 AM  

Ebenator: shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.

[img.photobucket.com image 248x254]
Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal".


Yes, and I'm going to put the "super"... back in superintendent.

/two chalmers references in one thread? that's unpossible
 
2012-06-24 01:36:21 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

Did you read the original article? One of the girls got the moose sh*t trapped in her braces. Do you think she was laughing about that?


No but I sure am
 
2012-06-24 01:37:02 AM  
I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my position.' We are not holding a goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shiat out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a moose.
 
2012-06-24 01:37:36 AM  
Poop, its for dinner.
 
2012-06-24 01:43:19 AM  
 
2012-06-24 01:44:02 AM  
Ha!
I laughed. Hard.

I would kick the crap out of anyone who tried to make me eat moose poop.
Or stuff the crap INTO anyone who tried to make me eat moose poop.

/it's the wine talking
//this girl needs to go to bed. Which way is bed?
///Moose poop. Ha.
 
2012-06-24 01:45:45 AM  
Ah, The Edmonton Journal. Nobody cares.

Unsustainable business model.

Parent company lost $11 million last year.

Discontinued Sunday pubication and unreadable TV guide.

Obselete. Telemarketers still call me begging for money.

Sad.
 
2012-06-24 01:50:15 AM  
images1.cliqueclack.com

I thought he only served roof pizza and ricin burritos.
 
2012-06-24 01:51:09 AM  
i.ytimg.com

You gonna finish that?
 
2012-06-24 01:51:25 AM  

Jim_Callahan: shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.

Or if you're not three years old you could just know that "principle" is a noun and "principal" is an adjective (meaning "primary" or "foremost"), and that "principal" in reference to the school official is short for "principal administrator" or "principal instructor".

//Yes, I'm aware that the word has made it into the dictionary as a noun now, but a little etymology goes a long way.


Other things to know if you're not three years old is to not eat shiat.
 
2012-06-24 01:53:27 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

Did you read the original article? One of the girls got the moose sh*t trapped in her braces. Do you think she was laughing about that?


Nope. But everyone else was. The LOLs of the many outweigh the shame of the few.
 
2012-06-24 01:54:02 AM  
I like my sammiches with Mayo and moose turd
 
2012-06-24 01:59:21 AM  
Does moose dung burn? I'd get chuckles out of getting campers to gather moose dung and then roasting marshmallows over it.

/A moose once bit my aunt
//She's a goofy newfie.
 
2012-06-24 02:08:47 AM  
Big deal. Mooses are at least herbivores. That's like cake compared to carnivore crap. Back in my day the principals made us eat polar bear crap. It was just half digested seals. But kids these days wouldn't know anything about polar bears.
 
2012-06-24 02:11:32 AM  

Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.
 
2012-06-24 02:12:47 AM  
Ok, someone with htmly goodness please link to Utah Philips' "Moose Turd Pie", thanks!
 
2012-06-24 02:17:03 AM  

Mark Ratner: No and no, but she might find it more amusing after her parents sue the school and she gets a nice little settlement check.


We're seriously not that litigious up here. Seriously.
 
2012-06-24 02:22:44 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.


Omg...I didn't think anyone would get it! Are you a wizard?

+1 to you, my friend.
 
2012-06-24 02:26:25 AM  

Mark Ratner: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.

Omg...I didn't think anyone would get it! Are you a wizard?

+1 to you, my friend.


I'm pretty handy with the obscure references ;)
 
2012-06-24 02:29:15 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."


I LOL'd
Where in Anaheim is this warehouse, cuz I'm gonna save some money this summer?
 
2012-06-24 02:31:53 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead
it was getting late.


Get the Deep Though correct!
 
2012-06-24 02:32:59 AM  

peterthx: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."

He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead it was getting late.

Get the Deep Though correct!


I just copied it from a website, because hey, free dummy
 
2012-06-24 02:34:47 AM  
So this was one of my dad's favorite old jokes:

Some guys went hunting/camping for two weeks in Maine, and one of them offered to do all the cooking and dishwashing, with one condition:
"I'll do it all, until somebody complains, but then whoever complains has to take over for the rest of the trip."
The other men agreed to this, and the cook unleashed his devious plan.
He gathered some moose pellets and added them to the stew that night. "I'll end up off of KP duty and relaxing for the rest of the trip" he chortled to himself.
So, that evening, at dinner, the guys were slowly and silently and grimly chowing down.
Finally, one of them couldn't take it any more.
"This stew tastes like moose manure!" he exploded, "But good!"
 
2012-06-24 02:37:18 AM  
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not for our children's children, because I don't believe children should be having sex.
 
2012-06-24 02:39:10 AM  

gregscott: So this was one of my dad's favorite old jokes:

Some guys went hunting/camping for two weeks in Maine, and one of them offered to do all the cooking and dishwashing, with one condition:
"I'll do it all, until somebody complains, but then whoever complains has to take over for the rest of the trip."
The other men agreed to this, and the cook unleashed his devious plan.
He gathered some moose pellets and added them to the stew that night. "I'll end up off of KP duty and relaxing for the rest of the trip" he chortled to himself.
So, that evening, at dinner, the guys were slowly and silently and grimly chowing down.
Finally, one of them couldn't take it any more.
"This stew tastes like moose manure!" he exploded, "But good!"


It's Moose Turd Pie, and it's a damn funny, overly long read. Which you ruined.
 
2012-06-24 02:41:09 AM  

LordOfThePings: [images1.cliqueclack.com image 425x318]

I thought he only served roof pizza and ricin burritos.


Damn you!
 
2012-06-24 02:47:47 AM  
I wouldn't trust anyone who lives in our interior with the life of a small cat. They're all pretty much canada's disgrace.
 
2012-06-24 03:04:16 AM  

Phil Moskowitz: I wouldn't trust anyone who lives in our interior with the life of a small cat. They're all pretty much canada's disgrace.


No, our grandmothers voting habits are. Knock it off hoser.
 
2012-06-24 03:24:47 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Lsherm: Isn't this the fourth goddamn time this has been on Fark?

This is a followup to the original thread, hence the "followup" tag.


Don't get all pissy - the original showed up more than once, too.
 
2012-06-24 03:25:19 AM  
Walter Whyte?

fanboydestroy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-06-24 03:35:31 AM  

StopLurkListen: Ok, someone with htmly goodness please link to Utah Philips' "Moose Turd Pie", thanks!


Ask and you shall receive:

Help rural electrification - Wire a head for a reservation
 
2012-06-24 03:57:41 AM  

Oznog: gregscott: So this was one of my dad's favorite old jokes:

Some guys went hunting/camping for two weeks in Maine, and one of them offered to do all the cooking and dishwashing, with one condition:
"I'll do it all, until somebody complains, but then whoever complains has to take over for the rest of the trip."
The other men agreed to this, and the cook unleashed his devious plan.
He gathered some moose pellets and added them to the stew that night. "I'll end up off of KP duty and relaxing for the rest of the trip" he chortled to himself.
So, that evening, at dinner, the guys were slowly and silently and grimly chowing down.
Finally, one of them couldn't take it any more.
"This stew tastes like moose manure!" he exploded, "But good!"

It's Moose Turd Pie, and it's a damn funny, overly long read. Which you ruined.


Any idjit knows the difference between stew and pie. One uses pellets and spices and herbs. The other uses flops and dough.
 
2012-06-24 04:02:12 AM  
I bet if you research this joke it goes back to Hannibal crossing the Alps, or earlier.
 
2012-06-24 04:08:11 AM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo:
I just copied it from a website, because hey, free dummy


Ya get what ya pay for.
 
2012-06-24 04:35:41 AM  
Question: How does LittleMissStubborn NOT have a TotalFark sponsorship?

I mean...hasn't one of you creepers checked out her profile by now?
 
2012-06-24 04:36:09 AM  

gregscott: I bet if you research this joke it goes back to Hannibal crossing the Alps, or earlier.


Telling this old joke is the reason Artemis got mad at Agamemnon. Now you know the real reason Iphigenia had to die.
 
2012-06-24 07:01:12 AM  

rgriffithi: gregscott: I bet if you research this joke it goes back to Hannibal crossing the Alps, or earlier.

Telling this old joke is the reason Artemis got mad at Agamemnon. Now you know the real reason Iphigenia had to die.


Dennis Miller just outed hisself lul
 
2012-06-24 07:57:30 AM  
Those were "smart pills".

/"Ew! This tastes like crap, I'm not putting any more of that in my mouth."
//"They work! You're smarter already!"
 
2012-06-24 08:09:22 AM  
Deep Though?
 
2012-06-24 08:10:10 AM  

Jim_Callahan: shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.

Or if you're not three years old you could just know that "principle" is a noun and "principal" is an adjective (meaning "primary" or "foremost"), and that "principal" in reference to the school official is short for "principal administrator" or "principal instructor".

//Yes, I'm aware that the word has made it into the dictionary as a noun now, but a little etymology goes a long way.


You have high expectations for four-year-olds.
 
2012-06-24 08:24:26 AM  
Mind you, moose poops can be pretty tasty.
img443.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-24 08:26:31 AM  
The All-Powerful Atheismo:.

Yes, and I'm going to put the "super"... back in superintendent supernintendo.

ftfy
 
2012-06-24 08:43:25 AM  
Principal put on leave after students tricked into chewing moose poop

twilight.ponychan.net
 
2012-06-24 09:00:55 AM  
On honeymoon in South Africa I had a "see who can spit the springbok dung the furthest" competition with the safari guide. He won. Mind you, I knew what I was getting into.

NB - animal dung, not rugby player.
 
2012-06-24 09:12:24 AM  
CSB:

As a kid, my dad was once examining some rabbit poop he'd found in the yard. My uncle (always a little on the slower side) came up and asked him what he was doing. My dad said, "Eating smart pills. It's why I get better grades than you." And so my uncle ate the whole pile of rabbit poop. The end.
 
2012-06-24 10:02:44 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: Canucks and they're wacky sense of humor. I think deep down, the kids thought it was a good joke.

Did you read the original article? One of the girls got the moose sh*t trapped in her braces. Do you think she was laughing about that?


Go on...

/yes I will have a seat over there
 
2012-06-24 10:30:37 AM  

Ebenator: shanrick: It's easy to remember the difference between principle and principal because the principal is your pal.

[img.photobucket.com image 248x254]
Well, tippety-top of the A.M. to every-good-body here. As chairman of the PTA, I am de-diddley-lighted to take over here and I think I can put the "pal" back in "principal".


and i'll put the "super" back in superintendent!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-24 12:10:11 PM  

halB: Big deal. Mooses are at least herbivores. That's like cake compared to carnivore crap. Back in my day the principals made us eat polar bear crap. It was just half digested seals. But kids these days wouldn't know anything about polar bears.


Yeah, we don't know anything about polar bears thanks to your generation's global warming.
 
2012-06-24 12:35:55 PM  

StopLurkListen: Ok, someone with htmly goodness please link to Utah Philips' "Moose Turd Pie", thanks!


This is moose turd pie!


/good though.
 
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