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(Yahoo)   Chris Brown and Rihanna are reportedly dating again. Why? Beats me   (omg.yahoo.com) divider line 56
    More: Stupid, Chris Brown, Rihanna, douches, dating  
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2012-06-23 10:54:11 PM  
Somebody needs to knock some sense into that girl...
 
2012-06-23 10:56:38 PM  
I've seen this episode of Cops.

/He only beats me because he loves me and I don't know any better.
 
2012-06-23 11:31:31 PM  
Why does she have two black eyes?
 
2012-06-23 11:43:44 PM  

shanrick: Why does she have two black eyes?


What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told the biatch twice.

/I kid, I kid.
 
2012-06-24 01:22:33 AM  

RedPhoenix122: I've seen this episode of Cops.

/He only beats me because he loves me and I don't know any better.


this this more this
and THIS time he promised me it would be different

bwhahahahaha

/not to make light of abuse and abuse victims. but, you are rich and famous and still you are a moran? hahahahahahaha time to see a shrink maybe? or get locked up for you own protection??
 
2012-06-24 01:41:56 AM  

shanrick: Why does she have two black eyes?


Because she doesn't listen.
 
j4x
2012-06-24 01:44:20 AM  
Because girls are wired to like super alpha guys, even if it means a little beating is in order.
 
2012-06-24 01:45:30 AM  
i486.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-24 01:54:33 AM  
He's changed. Ever since the beating in his rented Lambo, there has not been one documented incident of further anger problems and douchnozzelry.
 
2012-06-24 02:01:13 AM  
Obviously she deserved it the first time.
 
2012-06-24 02:04:49 AM  
Reminds me of an old SNL sketch with Phil Hartman as Mike Donahue. "Look, if *you* don't abuse her she'll just find someone who will."
 
2012-06-24 02:06:51 AM  
Because this thread is seriously lacking in Rhianna pics. so I'll start it off.

img1.bdbphotos.com
 
2012-06-24 02:07:18 AM  

shanrick: Why does she have two black eyes?


Because she's a nubian.
 
2012-06-24 02:08:43 AM  
He never beat her, he just forgot the safe word.
 
2012-06-24 02:33:28 AM  

Lith: Because this thread is seriously lacking in Rhianna pics. so I'll start it off.


yeh she looks good until she opens her mouth and the kardashian effect is in play

and you know the thing about rhianna, she's got lifeless eyes. black eyes. like a doll's eyes
 
2012-06-24 02:34:01 AM  
Hit the dumb biatch again and this time put some stank on it.....

/This isn't really news considering the build up to it
 
2012-06-24 02:35:22 AM  

cherrydog: Lith: Because this thread is seriously lacking in Rhianna pics. so I'll start it off.

yeh she looks good until she opens her mouth and the kardashian effect is in play

and you know the thing about rhianna, she's got lifeless eyes. black eyes. like a doll's eyes


You're gonna need a bigger fist.....
 
2012-06-24 02:50:07 AM  
First he hits Rhianna, thern he gets in a fight with the wheelchair kid from DeGrassi High, and now he's back to Rhianna again... guess he likes hitting girls better.
 
2012-06-24 03:00:27 AM  

Lith: Because this thread is seriously lacking in Rhianna pics. so I'll start it off.

[img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x726]


Would hit that like the fist of an angry. . . oh, um, I mean. . . never mind.
 
2012-06-24 03:10:41 AM  
And when she gets beaten down again, I'll be the first one to stand up and openly laugh at the idiot girl.
 
2012-06-24 03:21:57 AM  
Beat me once, shame on you.
Beat me twice, shame on me.
 
2012-06-24 03:55:00 AM  
This is really disappointing when you think about young girls who look up to Rihanna and thus see this kind of thing as acceptable behavior.

j4x: Because girls are wired to like super alpha guys, even if it means a little beating is in order.


Erm, are you aware of how offensive and problematic that statement is?
 
2012-06-24 04:35:44 AM  

cepson: Would hit that like the fist of an angry. . . oh, um, I mean. . . never mind.


i225.photobucket.com

Would hit so hard, Chris Brown would say, "Damn, boy, calm down."
 
j4x
2012-06-24 04:45:51 AM  

FraggleStickCar: This is really disappointing when you think about young girls who look up to Rihanna and thus see this kind of thing as acceptable behavior.

j4x: Because girls are wired to like super alpha guys, even if it means a little beating is in order.

Erm, are you aware of how offensive and problematic that statement is?


The truth tends to be that way sometimes.
 
2012-06-24 05:40:56 AM  
Haven't you heard her S&M song? Obviously she's into rough trade. I just hope she doesn't forget her safe word this time.
 
2012-06-24 05:50:52 AM  

j4x: FraggleStickCar: This is really disappointing when you think about young girls who look up to Rihanna and thus see this kind of thing as acceptable behavior.

j4x: Because girls are wired to like super alpha guys, even if it means a little beating is in order.

Erm, are you aware of how offensive and problematic that statement is?

The truth tends to be that way sometimes.


It is a problematic statement, and while I don't think it's 100% true, there's always the recent Twilight phenomenon that kind of lends credence to it (though that was more emotional and psychological abuse than physical abuse).

I don't think it's "wired", but I do think people, not just of the female variety, tend to accept abuse because they like to think that the "love" part wins out over the "asshole" part.

In this case, however, Rhianna is a farking moron. Unlike most other women who get beaten by their guys, her case is well-documented by the media, so it's not like she has a lack of perspective on the situation.
 
2012-06-24 06:05:55 AM  

evilwhiteguy: Haven't you heard her S&M song? Obviously she's into rough trade. I just hope she doesn't forget her safe word this time.


i30.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-24 06:59:58 AM  
Chris, 23, and Rihanna, 24, have allegedly spent plenty of time together as of late, Media Take Out reports.

I believe them, they look like respectable news agency
 
2012-06-24 08:06:27 AM  
i47.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-24 08:34:00 AM  
Who cares, let them beat the hell out of each other.
 
2012-06-24 09:01:20 AM  
"Chicks dig jerks." - Bill Hicks
 
2012-06-24 09:02:20 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: Somebody needs to knock some sense into that girl...


Why? she knows exactly what she's doing. I remember when the blinds were about her using Drake, Drake feeling one way and her feeling not the same. And I remember the blinds about the one upmanship between a rapper and a singer for the same ho. The fight in New York proved it was Drake and Chris. And what did Rihanna do, as the stories came in through twitter?

She laughed about it. People were getting hurt. She didn't ask for calm. She didn't say it's not that serious. She didn't say I'm not involved. She didn't pull a Beyonce and hope everybody was alright. Her first reported tweets were laughing about it.

She gets off on drama. People who don't think she provoked Chris that night.....

I'm sorry, she is not deserving of sympathy.

/I like the 'Stevie J/Mimi Faust/Joseline Hernandez are brokedown scripted versions of JayZ/Beyonce/Rihanna' snap that's out there
//It doesn't have to be true, it's just nice snark
 
2012-06-24 09:07:02 AM  

LonMead: cepson: Would hit that like the fist of an angry. . . oh, um, I mean. . . never mind.

[i225.photobucket.com image 640x853]

Would hit so hard, Chris Brown would say, "Damn, boy, calm down."


Why not? Everybody else has. Remember Russell Simmons backhanded defense of her, from this spring?
 
2012-06-24 09:29:08 AM  
Heard Rhianna is gonna cover Go-Gos "We Got The Beat"....
 
2012-06-24 09:50:24 AM  
What's the difference between Rhianna and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.
 
2012-06-24 09:56:45 AM  
She's so hot. Also, didn't he try to like, murder her? I read the police report, that wasn't just a beating.
 
2012-06-24 09:59:37 AM  

FraggleStickCar: This is really disappointing when you think about young girls who look up to Rihanna and thus see this kind of thing as acceptable behavior.

j4x: Because girls are wired to like super alpha guys, even if it means a little beating is in order.

Erm, are you aware of how offensive and problematic that statement is?


The problem is girls who look up to an entertainer who sings about sex and dresses like a stripper in public. Not a good role model to begin with.
 
2012-06-24 10:56:29 AM  

shanrick: Why does she have two black eyes?


That's racist.
 
2012-06-24 10:58:18 AM  
Ann Romano is going to lose her shiat.
 
2012-06-24 11:06:44 AM  
Rhianna is retarded. Look at her face and tell me anything suggests the lights are on. She deserves whatever comes to her now. Chris Brown is a piece of shiat, but Rhianna is beyond words.
 
2012-06-24 12:12:06 PM  
yeah, now she's making everybody want to punch her in the head,
if only for being such a dumbass head-case twit.
 
2012-06-24 04:06:35 PM  
Probably because of his horse cock.
 
2012-06-24 04:31:17 PM  
Why do people waste time on this?

She's in a culture where men think carrying a gun makes them noteworthy, refer to women as hoes and talk about beating them around and teaching them 'respect.' You're really surprised this is the end result? She herself looks like a typical heroin addict in most of her appearances, isn't particularly pretty, and has a rather average body with a lacking mind.

You'd think people could spend their time on better role-models than Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown II.
 
2012-06-24 04:46:49 PM  

The_Sponge: Beat me once, shame on you.
Beat me twice, shame on me.


'nuff said.
 
2012-06-24 05:22:19 PM  
This whole thread is a...

ZING!!
 
2012-06-24 06:30:56 PM  

skinink: The problem is girls who look up to an entertainer who sings about sex and dresses like a stripper in public. Not a good role model to begin with.


Oh boo farking hoo. That's one of the main problems with white people, yall motherfarkers always cry about role models instead of letting a famous person live how they want. It's just sex biatch it's how we all got here.
 
2012-06-24 08:59:48 PM  

j4x:
The truth tends to be that way sometimes.


I meant it's problematic in that you *appear* to presuppose some things that are far from objective truth like:
-Humans are driven solely by biological imperatives
-The definition of "alpha" as it applies to human males is universal and relates to violence and/or physical dominance
-The behavior and choices of women, despite their infinite breadth of collective and individual experiences and emotions, can be encapsulated in a single statement

By your logic here, we must assume that Chris Brown is the most "alpha" male available to Rihanna, since she tolerates the abuse in order to be with the one whom she considers her most eligible and suitable partner.

I might contend that relationship abuse comes as a result of some combinations of cultures of male entitlement and female disempowerment. So it becomes offensive when I infer that you mean to say that Rihanna, and by extension women in abusive relationships in general, are slaves to the requirements imposed on them by their neurological circuitry, rather than victims of a total asshole. I do not mean this to exculpate Rihanna from her poor decision-making, but rather to point out what I see as some harmful methodology in your thinking. I'm probably just projecting here though : )

skinink:
The problem is girls who look up to an entertainer who sings about sex and dresses like a stripper in public. Not a good role model to begin with.


Respectfully disagree. I don't see female sexual empowerment as a bad thing (not saying you do), and I wasn't talking about like, 7 year olds who look up to her. I was more referring to girls (or women) who could be in similar relationships. We saw this when the scandal first arose, with women on twitter and the like saying things like "Chris Brown could beat me any night", etc, which is all sorts of farked up.
 
2012-06-24 09:39:40 PM  
Rihanna is a nasty skank. Give me a Katy Perry any day of the week.
 
2012-06-24 10:31:17 PM  
she looks like a monkey
 
2012-06-25 01:40:26 AM  

ontariolightning: Rihanna is a nasty skank. Give me a Katy Perry any day of the week.



Seconded.


the lord god: she looks like a monkey



*Walking away slowly*
 
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