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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're going to try to shoplift $53-worth of meat by shoving it down your pants, just get in your car and drive away. Don't stop to first remove your license plate   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Broward Sheriff's Office  
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3875 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jun 2012 at 9:20 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-23 08:32:26 PM  
2 votes:
His rump is roasted now. The store owner has a valid beef

/I don't think he realized what was at steak
2012-06-23 11:26:50 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: That's when a passerby, Joseph Patrick, saw what was happening, went over to Smith's white 1999 Mercury and yelled at him to stop.

Why the fark would anyone who didn't work at the place bother getting involved?

I watched a beer-run at this place by my house awhile back. I was grabbing a 6 of Stella, when 2 kids (looked about 15), lugged two cases of Bud or something up to the counter.
It was the strangest beer-run I've seen. Why rush to the counter and wait for them to ask for ID?

When they bolted, the guy started towards the door, then said "f*ckers" and meandered on back. Wasn't his shiat or mine either. Mumbled something about having to fill out a goddamn incident report, then turned to me.

I pointed at my 6-pack, nodded at the door & said, "so. can I just..."
He sighed and said something about rather you wouldn't, so I got my debit card out and we went about the day.

That store was out $22 or something.
2012-06-23 09:55:07 PM  
1 vote:

a-bat-a-dat-dat dat-a dat-dat-dah duh-dat-a-dat-dat-dat-a-dah!
2012-06-23 09:36:05 PM  
1 vote:
2012-06-23 09:35:38 PM  
1 vote:
Hope he kept a shank on him, for jail.
2012-06-23 09:26:02 PM  
1 vote:
Larry Kroger at the Food King
2012-06-23 07:41:09 PM  
1 vote:
Yes, officer, I do have meat in my pants. Wanna see it?
2012-06-23 05:55:14 PM  
1 vote:
As Smith left the scene, he stopped to remove his license plate and threw it out. It was later recovered by authorities and used to learn his identity.

Sometimes it's just too easy.
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