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(Sun Sentinel)   If you're going to try to shoplift $53-worth of meat by shoving it down your pants, just get in your car and drive away. Don't stop to first remove your license plate   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Broward Sheriff's Office  
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2012-06-24 08:43:04 AM  
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Richard Homer Smith, 56, remained in jail Saturday and was charged with petit theft, failing to stop and remain at an accident involving injury and improper backing.

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2012-06-23 05:55:14 PM  
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As Smith left the scene, he stopped to remove his license plate and threw it out. It was later recovered by authorities and used to learn his identity.

Sometimes it's just too easy.
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