TsarTom: Did he get to finish?Hate it when I have to stop mid-stream.
Ed Finnerty: "I want a million dollars, a helicopter, and an empty Gatorade bottle."
Assimilate This: I can just picture the scene:Bad guy: Yo cops! Time out! I gotta take a whiz, aight?Cops: OK, time out.(Bad guy gets out of car)Cops: Time in! ZAP!! POW!!!
Chilito: Ed Finnerty: "I want a million dollars, a helicopter, and an empty Gatorade bottle."Don't forget the football helmet full of cottage cheese.
krafty420: Should have worms his DPants
Bathia_Mapes: He couldn't just pee in the car?
Farkenhostile: TsarTom: Did he get to finish?Hate it when I have to stop mid-stream.Especially when you get tased mid piss, he probably peed all over himself
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