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(Wikia)   You're the president of Earth. Aliens invade and demand that you nuke one American city. Which city do you choose? Difficulty: no Detroit   (starwars.wikia.com) divider line 665
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2012-06-23 06:17:29 PM  

Wulfman: Bangor, Maine.

Living in Virginia means I'm somewhat downwind of most of the USA. I need a location that's not going to give me fallout on my house. But wait... I'm the President of Earth? Where does the President of Earth live?

/still might pick Bangor, or Boston.


Damnit1 couldn't you have been happy giving away 'salems lot without ruining it for the rest of us/
 
2012-06-23 06:17:41 PM  
Buford, Wyoming.

/Sorry, Don.
 
2012-06-23 06:18:20 PM  
Hmmm, if there could be a way to nuke a cities residents, whilst leaving the city and the student population intact, I'd say "Boulder". The students are alright, but talk about a city entirely populated by slef-righteous douche-nozzles...

But since I can't, I'll say Salt Lake City, for all of the *nice* douche-nozzles.
 
2012-06-23 06:18:51 PM  

eraser8: For me, it's Minneapolis. No question.

Whenever a nuclear attack or deadly virus or zombie apocalypse is a possibility, I always hope it'll
happen to Minneapolis.



What'd we ever do to you?!?
 
2012-06-23 06:21:33 PM  
Goodbye LA!

/see you down in Arizona Bay
//learn to swim
 
2012-06-23 06:22:03 PM  
rhode island who would miss it
 
2012-06-23 06:22:33 PM  
Nobody said "Vatican City" yet? This is Fark.com, right?
 
2012-06-23 06:23:17 PM  

exvaxman: Madison, wi
Great fun to visit but so full of crazies it distorts the rest of the state.



DONE IN ONE.

Thank you good man for being brilliant and cutting to the chase.
 
2012-06-23 06:23:29 PM  
"i've been everywhere, man"
 
2012-06-23 06:23:38 PM  

fracas: Nobody said "Vatican City" yet? This is Fark.com, right?


Ah. American city. I skipped right over that.
 
2012-06-23 06:23:58 PM  

fusillade762: What city is Duke in?


If you don't know how to use Google by now, you don't get to nuke it.

/That's why I did my homework before I named Colomubs, and specfically mentioned OSU.
 
2012-06-23 06:24:38 PM  
Seattle.
I can never forgive them for the grunge movement
 
2012-06-23 06:24:39 PM  
Philadelphia.
 
2012-06-23 06:25:00 PM  
This is easy........create a "new" city .......location the sun....shoot nuke into orbit....hit sun.......yawn....call me with a real question...........


Like the parent says to the misbehaving child..."Do you want me to spank you?" Dumbarse questions.........
Comics hammered this topic before....luv me some Carlin
 
2012-06-23 06:27:05 PM  
Columbia, MO. Fark the Tigers in their asses. And with any luck, the worst parts of St. Louis will be rendered uninhabitable as well.
 
2012-06-23 06:27:58 PM  

Serious Black: Columbia, MO. Fark the Tigers in their asses. And with any luck, the worst parts of St. Louis will be rendered uninhabitable as well.


This is the correct answer.
 
2012-06-23 06:28:49 PM  

black_knight: Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy: black_knight: Virginia Beach, VA. I farking hated that rathole when I was in NAS Oceana.

Stuck here for six years. Most asinine traffic I've ever seen. And I've lived in Atlanta and Chicago.


YES! YES!
 
2012-06-23 06:29:18 PM  
Every city on the Mexican border.
 
2012-06-23 06:29:38 PM  

Begoggle: Ebenator: This one. Cleveland is a dump and very few Americans would miss it. [img.photobucket.com image 640x480]

In what way is it a "dump"? And if so many people "wouldn't miss it", why are the highways clogged every morning and every afternoon with all the people who work there, all the people who live there, and all the people who go to events there? Have you ever walked around the city (I'm guessing no)? And if you have, in what way is it worse than any other large American city? Go ahead, I'm waiting for your "answer". Retard.


==============

It's not called the "mistake by the lake" for nothing.
 
2012-06-23 06:31:03 PM  

SweetDickens: This is easy........create a "new" city .......location the sun....shoot nuke into orbit....hit sun.......yawn....call me with a real question...........


Like the parent says to the misbehaving child..."Do you want me to spank you?" Dumbarse questions.........
Comics hammered this topic before....luv me some Carlin


So. Afraid to take some accoutability by just answering the damned question? Buh, buh,buh....
 
2012-06-23 06:31:16 PM  
I'm president of Earth? Then I annex Mexico and bombs away! Start with Ciudad Juarez.
 
2012-06-23 06:31:30 PM  
Miami, FL because.. well,.. it's Florida
 
2012-06-23 06:32:23 PM  

atomic-age: Manhattan, KS


That one might backfire. It's so full of manure, you might take out the whole Midwest.
 
2012-06-23 06:32:29 PM  

Benni K Rok: fusillade762: What city is Duke in?

If you don't know how to use Google by now, you don't get to nuke it.

/That's why I did my homework before I named Colomubs, and specfically mentioned OSU.


Was spelling part of the homework?

/Phoenix
//it shouldn't exist and it's awful
 
2012-06-23 06:34:39 PM  
Screw you all!
 
2012-06-23 06:36:06 PM  

James F. Campbell: Hoboken, New Jersey.

/Obscure, even for Fark.


Not that obscure. I was after the Continuum Transfunctioner as well.
 
2012-06-23 06:36:30 PM  

craxyd: Seattle.
I can never forgive them for the grunge movement


Link

So fark you!
 
2012-06-23 06:38:26 PM  

BigTexas: Screw you all we're from Texas, so screw you!


//is Ray Wiley too obscure?
 
2012-06-23 06:40:01 PM  

BigTexas: Screw you all!


==================

Yeah, because Princeton, Texas is the place with the world class university..........erh, I mean WWII POW camps. It would really be a shame if we lost that.
 
2012-06-23 06:40:33 PM  
 
2012-06-23 06:40:55 PM  
King, North Carolina. Because if you've been there or know soneone from there, you know why...
 
2012-06-23 06:41:27 PM  
Yellowstone, Wyoming. Lets get that lava pumping.
 
2012-06-23 06:41:53 PM  

Fissile: BigTexas: Screw you all!

==================

Yeah, because Princeton, Texas is the place with the world class university..........erh, I mean WWII POW camps. It would really be a shame if we lost that.


I feel so special to be recognized.
 
2012-06-23 06:44:32 PM  
Wala Wala, Washington.

/fun to say Wala Wala
 
2012-06-23 06:46:29 PM  

Tellingthem: I also vote for Berkley. If not them then Dallas or Boston. If I could vote for a state it would have to be Ohio.


You'll need to be more specific. It would be a shame to wipe out the population of Berkley in Colorado, Iowa, Maryland, Massachusets, or Michigan, just because of orthography. Oh, you meant the Berkeley in California??

This is why we need "book-smart" politicians....
 
2012-06-23 06:46:48 PM  
California City, California.
 
2012-06-23 06:46:59 PM  
Phoenix.
 
2012-06-23 06:47:05 PM  
Raleigh, NC. So full of worthless politicians and big money real estate morons. Bad thing is I bet no one would miss it.
 
2012-06-23 06:47:26 PM  
whatever city you pick, just be sure Grable's Daughter is not there at the time.
 
2012-06-23 06:48:34 PM  
Atlanta. No one would miss it.
 
2012-06-23 06:48:34 PM  
Washington D.C. or maybe the Virginia suburbs.
 
2012-06-23 06:49:01 PM  
is there ANYTHING GIS cant produce?

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
 
2012-06-23 06:49:12 PM  
Roswell, NM. That way the little bastches can't put up a statue saying 'this is where the invasion started.'
 
2012-06-23 06:52:11 PM  
DC

IRS main office.
 
2012-06-23 06:52:56 PM  

But Wait There's More: Come on, people. Do we really f*cking need Tulsa?


Made me laugh
 
2012-06-23 06:53:22 PM  
SF or LA if it has to be a significant city.

If it can be any "city" Centralia, PA, its uninhabitable anyways.
 
2012-06-23 06:59:41 PM  

Benni K Rok: fusillade762: What city is Duke in?

If you don't know how to use Google by now, you don't get to nuke it.

/That's why I did my homework before I named Colomubs, and specfically mentioned OSU.


If I'd said "Durham, NC" I'm not sure anyone would have gotten the reference.


Keizer_Ghidorah: Wala Wala, Washington.

/fun to say Wala Wala


Even more fun to spell correctly.
 
2012-06-23 06:59:55 PM  
Throw a dart at Texas. Whatever city it hits is the one. They won't even notice they've been hit.
 
2012-06-23 07:03:03 PM  

Lunchlady: Hector Remarkable: Rochester

I have to know, why?


Oh, it's a very good choice for potential destruction. It's a city, but it's small, and largely populated with state rejects. Ex-convicts and released mental patients are routinely re-located there, and it has many, many sex-offenders who cannot find accommodations anywhere else - this is the bulk of its population. It has the highest in-breeding rate in the region, and the white supremacist movement there is very heavy, and, in fact, can be found brawling with bats in the streets on any given summer's night. It truly has nothing of value, and retards literally roam the streets like zombies.
I dare you to spend some time there. Most places are pretty much like the Star Wars cantina.
 
2012-06-23 07:03:17 PM  

BigTexas: Fissile: BigTexas: Screw you all!

==================

Yeah, because Princeton, Texas is the place with the world class university..........erh, I mean WWII POW camps. It would really be a shame if we lost that.

I feel so special to be recognized.


==================

Public library Princeton, New Jersey, (This is the town library, not the university library)

www.princetonlibrary.org

Public library Princeton, Texas.

www.princetontx.gov

Oh, yeah, there's no question about it, we have to steer those aliens away from Texas.
 
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