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(Wikia)   You're the president of Earth. Aliens invade and demand that you nuke one American city. Which city do you choose? Difficulty: no Detroit   (starwars.wikia.com) divider line 665
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2012-06-23 04:59:14 PM  
Moscow

//They're aliens how are they gonna know
 
2012-06-23 04:59:15 PM  

iheartscotch: atomic-age: Manhattan, KS

Seriously? You'd nuke the hat? Really? With the whole united states as a dart board; you'd pick the hat? Why not junk town, dodge city or garden city? I'm actually curious.

/ Seriously?


I've been trying to figure out if I made him mad so he was gonna take out my mom.
 
2012-06-23 04:59:35 PM  
Logically: New Orleans
Emotionally: D. C.
 
2012-06-23 04:59:46 PM  
Butte.
 
2012-06-23 04:59:53 PM  

Nuclear Wessel: Dr J Zoidberg: MAYORBOB: Sorry, there is no such person as President of Earth, alien guy.

[theinfosphere.org image 225x172]

Disagrees

Nuclear Wessel: MAYORBOB: Sorry, there is no such person as President of Earth, alien guy.

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/disagrees
//Get him Agnew, Arooooo!!

Damn beat me by 4 seconds...


Then why is alien guy asking for me to pick? Let him talk to the disembodied head of dead Dick.
 
2012-06-23 04:59:53 PM  
Niagara Falls!

The blast would also take out Buffalo and part of Canada. Rochester would suffer from downwind radiation. The river would also carry contaminated water in lake Erie, poisoning both Cleveland and Detroit!
 
2012-06-23 04:59:59 PM  

Lorelle: The one with the most Teabaggers.


San Fransisco it is then.
 
2012-06-23 05:00:21 PM  
Nashville
Home of the Grand Ole Opry and both kinds of music.

/Would you prefer another target?
//A military target?
 
2012-06-23 05:00:34 PM  
Jerusalem.

It would solve a lot of problems.
 
2012-06-23 05:01:50 PM  
Freeport, IL

seriously fark them.
 
2012-06-23 05:01:51 PM  

OneNightStand: NYC, DC, SF, LA, Miami and any/all city(ies) in Oregon.

/Oh, and telaran, be sure to stay up there and watch for the bright light


The scent of patchouli will deter nuclear weapons from striking Oregon. Well, western Oregon, anyway. Eastern Oregon only has the scent of dust and ammo to save attract nukes to it.
 
2012-06-23 05:01:58 PM  
Bethesda, MD

The niceness would vaporize and spread across the globe like the guy exploding at the end of Powder.
 
2012-06-23 05:02:20 PM  

Buttbone McGillicutty: Nashville


It would definitely take out a lot of annoying tourists and talentless song writers.
 
2012-06-23 05:02:36 PM  
If it had to be a larger city, Miami. What exactly is the role it plays in the US economy anyway? Apart from a place to stockpile retirees, Cubans, the Bushes, Limbaugh, and so forth, what does the South East Coast of Florida add to the culture and political life of the country?

Let the British worry about the fall out.

Bonus points if the Bushes and Limbaugh are there at the time.
 
2012-06-23 05:02:49 PM  
I also vote for Berkley. If not them then Dallas or Boston. If I could vote for a state it would have to be Ohio.
 
2012-06-23 05:03:03 PM  

birdmanesq: I find it interesting that not a single person suggested a city with rightward political leanings noting those politics as the reason for the choice, a stark difference from the several rightwingers who want to target "leftists" and "liberals."


Lots of calls for strikes against rednecks, bible-thumpers, Dallas, so I think that's covered
 
2012-06-23 05:03:30 PM  
Gary, Indiana

By FAR the shiattiest hellhole I've ever been to... and I've been to Detroit!!
 
2012-06-23 05:03:37 PM  

MyEnamine: Niagara Falls!

The blast would also take out Buffalo and part of Canada. Rochester would suffer from downwind radiation. The river would also carry contaminated water in lake Erie, poisoning both Cleveland and Detroit!


Great Lakes do not flow that way goodnight!

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2012-06-23 05:03:47 PM  
While I have no problem with nuking Detroit, I wonder if anyone would notice.
 
2012-06-23 05:04:28 PM  

atomic-age: Manhattan, KS


---BOOM----

Wait... did you said Kansas?
 
2012-06-23 05:04:40 PM  

Cosmk: West Memphis.


Somehow I don't think the before and after pictures would be that much different.
 
2012-06-23 05:04:48 PM  
Burns, Oregon.
 
2012-06-23 05:05:31 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: birdmanesq: I find it interesting that not a single person suggested a city with rightward political leanings noting those politics as the reason for the choice, a stark difference from the several rightwingers who want to target "leftists" and "liberals."

Lots of calls for strikes against rednecks, bible-thumpers, Dallas, so I think that's covered


My halfhearted troll attempt was halfhearted...
 
2012-06-23 05:05:37 PM  

furterfan: Provo, Utah

absolutely no contest.

salt lake city as second choice, but even that vile metropolis has some minor good points, compared to the black-hole of religious idiocy that is Provo


Thank you. We would have also accepted Rexburg, Idaho.
 
2012-06-23 05:05:39 PM  

temporallock: Los Angeles, CA

Screw that city


Since I can't have Detroit, I pick this. LA is the armpit of America.
 
2012-06-23 05:05:59 PM  
Terra Haute, In...di...an...a

Probably mentioned already, but meh
 
2012-06-23 05:07:17 PM  
Houston, then I'd order it be rebuilt using only rock and roll.
 
2012-06-23 05:07:29 PM  

Deterministic: Flat, Alaska. Population ~4


Aww, way to be sweet, kind of.

Don't know if that counts as a city proper, though.

Flat is a census-designated place (CDP) in Yukon-Koyukuk Census Area, Alaska, United States. As of the 2010 Census, the population of the CDP was 0.
 
2012-06-23 05:07:56 PM  

birdmanesq: I find it interesting that not a single person suggested a city with rightward political leanings noting those politics as the reason for the choice, a stark difference from the several rightwingers who want to target "leftists" and "liberals."


I find it odd that no one else has suggested we nuke D.C. Both parties are at fault for shiatting all over our country. Lets get as many politicians as possible in the place at once and nuke it from orbit. Maybe throw in some lawyers for good measure.
 
2012-06-23 05:07:58 PM  
Chicago. As a New Yorker, it gets annoying to hear Chicagoans echo the kind of pride in their city that should only be reserved for New York. Heck, they even think they have the best pizza. Kinda pathetic, actually. It'll be good to put them out of their misery.
 
2012-06-23 05:08:35 PM  
london, EN
 
2012-06-23 05:08:36 PM  

lollipophead: Baltimore



Oh yeah. No Detroit? Then it's a no brainer. Baltimore is like Maryland's upscale Detroit.
 
2012-06-23 05:09:33 PM  

PYROY: Houston, then I'd order it be rebuilt using only rock and roll.


Nevermind I change my vote to Mobile, AL...because now i got that damn song stuck in my head...
 
2012-06-23 05:09:37 PM  

SevenizGud: Logically: New Orleans
Emotionally: D. C.


I agree with you on Washington AC/DC, but anytime people build a city 10 feet below sea level, right in a main hurricane path, and fill it up with Democrats and coonasses, I would say just let nature take its course.
 
2012-06-23 05:09:37 PM  

birdmanesq: I find it interesting that not a single person suggested a city with rightward political leanings noting those politics as the reason for the choice, a stark difference from the several rightwingers who want to target "leftists" and "liberals."


Are you surprised? The "you deserve to die because you don't agree with me" mentality is a hallmark of right wing political thought throughout the ages.
 
2012-06-23 05:09:48 PM  

PaLarkin: While I have no problem with nuking Detroit, I wonder if anyone would notice.


This is the witty banter I come to expect from this site! Bravo, sir and/or madam!
 
2012-06-23 05:10:58 PM  

hundreddollarman: Berkeley, California. Go riddance, you goddamn hippies.


As long as you don't hit Saul's Delicatessen.

birdmanesq: I find it interesting that not a single person suggested a city with rightward political leanings noting those politics as the reason for the choice, a stark difference from the several rightwingers who want to target "leftists" and "liberals."


I would say Redding, CA, but my mom lives nearby.
 
2012-06-23 05:11:06 PM  
telaran: Excuse my snarkiness, just came in from the heat and got all defensive about my former home state. We could lose Dallas without much tear-shedding.

/Still not fond of OR, though
//or the entire left coast for that matter.
///See you all in Arizona Bay
 
2012-06-23 05:11:27 PM  

JakeStone: iheartscotch: atomic-age: Manhattan, KS

Seriously? You'd nuke the hat? Really? With the whole united states as a dart board; you'd pick the hat? Why not junk town, dodge city or garden city? I'm actually curious.

/ Seriously?

I've been trying to figure out if I made him mad so he was gonna take out my mom.


What?

*quizzical dog.jpeg*
 
2012-06-23 05:11:29 PM  

But Wait There's More


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2012-06-23 03:13:33 PM
Come on, people. Do we really f*cking need Tulsa?


Damnit! I thought I would at least have to get to page 2 to see this.
 
2012-06-23 05:11:33 PM  

olddinosaur: coonasses


really.
 
2012-06-23 05:12:25 PM  

But Wait There's More: Tulsa


I just drove through there. I couldn't agree more.

If the Redneck Nation seceded, Tulsa would be their spiritual capital.
 
2012-06-23 05:13:10 PM  
Can I nuke the entirety of Southern California? That'd be great.
 
2012-06-23 05:14:16 PM  
Naperville, Illinois
 
2012-06-23 05:15:04 PM  
Paris, TX. Trust me. It needs to go.
 
2012-06-23 05:15:06 PM  
 
2012-06-23 05:15:11 PM  
Camden, NJ...it's the only way to be sure...
 
2012-06-23 05:16:15 PM  

OrangeSnapper: Hackensack, NJ


But my mother lives in Hackensack.
 
2012-06-23 05:17:25 PM  
Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
 
2012-06-23 05:17:41 PM  

redoctober65: Terre Haute, Indiana

/Damn. And they were just about to get a public library.


Make sure you get Robinson, Palestine, and Hutsonville, IL in the blast too.
 
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