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		English women must resort to parading around in sexy underpants to have any chance of getting laid during football season. With helpful picture of what that might look like. (Possibly not safe for work) (thesun.co.uk)		53
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toddalmighty		2012-06-23 04:15:42 PM

Something is wrong with that woman's butt.

Lucky LaRue		2012-06-23 04:35:16 PM

What English women who can't get sex during football really look like:

funny.picturepie.com

SilentStrider		2012-06-23 05:32:44 PM

How is this different than what US women have to do during the NCAA Tournament?

Zyng		2012-06-23 05:43:53 PM

Any woman that can't get laid with only minimal effort is either extremely ugly or a total biatch. Or both.

Mitch Taylor's Bro		2012-06-23 05:47:37 PM

So...now's a good time for non-soccer fans to visit England? Got it.

Mitch Taylor's Bro		2012-06-23 05:48:20 PM

Lucky LaRue: What English women who can't get sex during football really look like:

[funny.picturepie.com image 300x215]

GAH! Disregard my previous comment.

Tellingthem		2012-06-23 05:54:21 PM

The only time i think i would ever pass up sex for any sporting event would be if the Lions were in the Superbowl. Anything else is just another game.

NFA		2012-06-23 05:54:22 PM

Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.

reverend maynard		2012-06-23 05:55:13 PM

Zyng: Any woman that can't get laid with only minimal effort is either extremely ugly or a total biatch. Or both.

Good point. Furthermore anyone who watches something called "footie" just might have the ghey.

Mr. Potatoass		2012-06-23 06:02:46 PM

First sentence of the headline was three words too long.

Ishkur		2012-06-23 06:05:24 PM

Luckily, us Canadians don't have this problem.

/because we do it "Canadian" style
//so we can both watch the hockey game

bingethinker		2012-06-23 06:13:21 PM

Apparently waiting 90 minutes for the damn game to be over is too much to handle for these snowflake princesses.

A Fark Handle		2012-06-23 06:24:45 PM

NFA: Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.

it's not what you wear, it's what you do...

steamingpile		2012-06-23 06:31:14 PM

SilentStrider: How is this different than what US women have to do during the NCAA Tournament?

US men don't turn down sex because of a basketball game, hell if the choice is sex or a UGA game I'm choosing sex. I like the sport and love my team but sex always wins over the rest.

machoprogrammer		2012-06-23 06:36:17 PM

Have you seen English women? It isn't because it is football season...

BarkingUnicorn		2012-06-23 06:49:03 PM

It's just revenge shopping. The chicks are pissed about being ignored so they go out and spend the guys' money.

Balchinian		2012-06-23 07:11:12 PM

toddalmighty: Something is wrong with that woman's butt.

Yeah, it isn't smacking up against my hips.

laid back w/bud light		2012-06-23 07:19:27 PM

Stupid Englishmen, get a DVR and tape the game when she busts out the lingere, knock the bottom out of it and go back to the game.

HMS_Blinkin		2012-06-23 07:38:06 PM

Zyng: Any woman that can't get laid with only minimal effort is either extremely ugly or a total biatch. Or both.

Or British, which is basically the same as both.

/I certainly hope that no one decides to prove me wrong by posting a lot of Kiera Knightly pics....

Digitalstrange		2012-06-23 07:45:57 PM

My girlfriend is still pissed about a time a few years ago when she was horny and put on the french maid costume during a football game to try and lure me away and I shot her down.

Flappyhead		2012-06-23 07:53:55 PM

Ishkur: Luckily, us Canadians don't have this problem.

/because we do it "Canadian" style
//so we can both watch the hockey game

I believe the term is "The Hockey Night in Canada Position". I've been lobbying for any intermission oral to be named the "Coaches Corner".

turtleking		2012-06-23 08:16:07 PM

Digitalstrange: My girlfriend is still pissed about a time a few years ago when she was horny and put on the french maid costume during a football game to try and lure me away and I shot her down.

Go ahead and trade her. She will only get worse.

Pirate of Penzance		2012-06-23 09:04:27 PM

Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

carnifex2005		2012-06-23 09:32:36 PM

NFA: Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.

I like Jim Jefferies take on that.

Kuoxasar		2012-06-23 09:34:18 PM

Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

flucto		2012-06-23 09:43:07 PM

Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

MrsGsboy		2012-06-23 09:57:42 PM

Doesn't say much about British women that their men would rather watch the most boring sport on the face of the earth, than have sex with them. Perhaps instead of wasting money on underwear. They should try and figure out why their men find them so unappealing.

pion		2012-06-23 10:27:09 PM

MrsGsboy: Doesn't say much about British women that their men would rather watch the most boring sport on the face of the earth, than have sex with them. Perhaps instead of wasting money on underwear. They should try and figure out why their men find them so unappealing.

They're not talking about baseball. Plus, what's more boring than 3 hours of a sport interrupted endlessly by commercials? Football, Basketball, and Baseball are all designed for advertisers to sell you crap you don't need.

Digitalstrange		2012-06-23 10:37:40 PM

turtleking: Digitalstrange: My girlfriend is still pissed about a time a few years ago when she was horny and put on the french maid costume during a football game to try and lure me away and I shot her down.

Go ahead and trade her. She will only get worse.

Oh hell no, I like that she gets horny and there aren't that many times that I'm not willing to drop what I'm doing for sex. This just happened to be one of them.

Digitalstrange		2012-06-23 10:38:35 PM

flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Fark Me To Tears		2012-06-23 11:01:32 PM

Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

drunk_bouncnbaloruber		2012-06-23 11:06:01 PM

Do her doggy-style with the two of you facing the TV. There, problem solved.

natmar_76		2012-06-23 11:31:57 PM

What kind of morons are these women married to?

King Something		2012-06-23 11:33:08 PM

Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?

Crockett		2012-06-23 11:58:21 PM

King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?

weknowmemes.com

zarberg		2012-06-24 12:21:03 AM

What's wrong with mindlessly plowing your woman doggie-style while facing the TV so you can watch the game AND screw at the same time? Hell, if she roots of one of the teams she might get excited and clinch up, giving you a better bang.

groppet		2012-06-24 12:24:57 AM

I used to date a girl that would give me BJs during football or hockey games. I miss her during the season

flucto		2012-06-24 12:44:11 AM

Digitalstrange: prolapsed anus?

I don't know if you were around for the prolapsed uterus thread. Boy, that was a dandy.

Omnivorous		2012-06-24 01:07:12 AM

Fark normally makes fun of non-stories.

This is more a non-story than "college students get drunk before football game."

Mitch Taylor's Bro		2012-06-24 01:19:41 AM

elguerodiablo		2012-06-24 01:29:03 AM

NFA: Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.

Lingerie gives the impression of gift wrapping my favorite present.

Alkoholiker		2012-06-24 01:34:37 AM

Lucky LaRue: What English women who can't get sex during football really look like:

Oh, that's Adele. What a voice.

The All-Powerful Atheismo		2012-06-24 02:18:37 AM

Jesus. Everyone on the sports tab is gay.

kingfish2004		2012-06-24 10:20:51 AM

Any guy that does not jump his woman when she offers has issues.

mooseyfate		2012-06-24 10:41:43 AM

kingfish2004: Any guy that does not jump his woman when she offers has issues.

This.

/I'm almost always the "instigater" in my relationship
//but damnit, if Mrs. Moosey tells me she wants to get down, I'm ready to go!

december		2012-06-24 11:15:56 AM

kingfish2004: Any guy that does not jump his woman when she offers has issues.

jump on cowboy!

images.sodahead.com

dragyne		2012-06-24 11:23:38 AM

Hey we all love sex but sometimes she's doing it to prove a point.

TiiiMMMaHHH		2012-06-24 02:41:25 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?

Sandusky?

Down-Syndrome-Orgy?

RangerTaylor		2012-06-24 03:09:53 PM

TiiiMMMaHHH: Mitch Taylor's Bro: King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?

Sandusky?

Down-Syndrome-Orgy?

Purulent discharge?