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(The Sun)   English women must resort to parading around in sexy underpants to have any chance of getting laid during football season. With helpful picture of what that might look like. (Possibly not safe for work)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 53
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2012-06-23 04:15:42 PM  
Something is wrong with that woman's butt.
 
2012-06-23 04:35:16 PM  
What English women who can't get sex during football really look like:

funny.picturepie.com
 
2012-06-23 05:32:44 PM  
How is this different than what US women have to do during the NCAA Tournament?
 
2012-06-23 05:43:53 PM  
Any woman that can't get laid with only minimal effort is either extremely ugly or a total biatch. Or both.
 
2012-06-23 05:47:37 PM  
So...now's a good time for non-soccer fans to visit England? Got it.
 
2012-06-23 05:48:20 PM  

Lucky LaRue: What English women who can't get sex during football really look like:

[funny.picturepie.com image 300x215]


GAH! Disregard my previous comment.
 
2012-06-23 05:54:21 PM  
The only time i think i would ever pass up sex for any sporting event would be if the Lions were in the Superbowl. Anything else is just another game.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-06-23 05:54:22 PM  
Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.
 
2012-06-23 05:55:13 PM  

Zyng: Any woman that can't get laid with only minimal effort is either extremely ugly or a total biatch. Or both.


Good point. Furthermore anyone who watches something called "footie" just might have the ghey.
 
2012-06-23 06:02:46 PM  
First sentence of the headline was three words too long.
 
2012-06-23 06:05:24 PM  
Luckily, us Canadians don't have this problem.

/because we do it "Canadian" style
//so we can both watch the hockey game
 
2012-06-23 06:13:21 PM  
Apparently waiting 90 minutes for the damn game to be over is too much to handle for these snowflake princesses.
 
2012-06-23 06:24:45 PM  

NFA: Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.


it's not what you wear, it's what you do...
 
2012-06-23 06:31:14 PM  

SilentStrider: How is this different than what US women have to do during the NCAA Tournament?


US men don't turn down sex because of a basketball game, hell if the choice is sex or a UGA game I'm choosing sex. I like the sport and love my team but sex always wins over the rest.
 
2012-06-23 06:36:17 PM  
Have you seen English women? It isn't because it is football season...
 
2012-06-23 06:49:03 PM  
It's just revenge shopping. The chicks are pissed about being ignored so they go out and spend the guys' money.
 
2012-06-23 07:11:12 PM  

toddalmighty: Something is wrong with that woman's butt.


Yeah, it isn't smacking up against my hips.
 
2012-06-23 07:19:27 PM  
Stupid Englishmen, get a DVR and tape the game when she busts out the lingere, knock the bottom out of it and go back to the game.
 
2012-06-23 07:38:06 PM  

Zyng: Any woman that can't get laid with only minimal effort is either extremely ugly or a total biatch. Or both.


Or British, which is basically the same as both.

/I certainly hope that no one decides to prove me wrong by posting a lot of Kiera Knightly pics....
 
2012-06-23 07:45:57 PM  
My girlfriend is still pissed about a time a few years ago when she was horny and put on the french maid costume during a football game to try and lure me away and I shot her down.
 
2012-06-23 07:53:55 PM  

Ishkur: Luckily, us Canadians don't have this problem.

/because we do it "Canadian" style
//so we can both watch the hockey game


I believe the term is "The Hockey Night in Canada Position". I've been lobbying for any intermission oral to be named the "Coaches Corner".
 
2012-06-23 08:16:07 PM  

Digitalstrange: My girlfriend is still pissed about a time a few years ago when she was horny and put on the french maid costume during a football game to try and lure me away and I shot her down.


Go ahead and trade her. She will only get worse.
 
2012-06-23 09:04:27 PM  
Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?
 
2012-06-23 09:32:36 PM  

NFA: Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.


I like Jim Jefferies take on that.
 
2012-06-23 09:34:18 PM  

Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?


Rutabaga?
 
2012-06-23 09:43:07 PM  

Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?


Pustule?
 
2012-06-23 09:57:42 PM  
Doesn't say much about British women that their men would rather watch the most boring sport on the face of the earth, than have sex with them. Perhaps instead of wasting money on underwear. They should try and figure out why their men find them so unappealing.
 
2012-06-23 10:27:09 PM  

MrsGsboy: Doesn't say much about British women that their men would rather watch the most boring sport on the face of the earth, than have sex with them. Perhaps instead of wasting money on underwear. They should try and figure out why their men find them so unappealing.


They're not talking about baseball. Plus, what's more boring than 3 hours of a sport interrupted endlessly by commercials? Football, Basketball, and Baseball are all designed for advertisers to sell you crap you don't need.
 
2012-06-23 10:37:40 PM  

turtleking: Digitalstrange: My girlfriend is still pissed about a time a few years ago when she was horny and put on the french maid costume during a football game to try and lure me away and I shot her down.

Go ahead and trade her. She will only get worse.


Oh hell no, I like that she gets horny and there aren't that many times that I'm not willing to drop what I'm doing for sex. This just happened to be one of them.
 
2012-06-23 10:38:35 PM  

flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?


prolapsed anus?
 
2012-06-23 11:01:32 PM  

Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?


Herpes-encrusted vulva?
 
2012-06-23 11:06:01 PM  
Do her doggy-style with the two of you facing the TV. There, problem solved.
 
2012-06-23 11:31:57 PM  
What kind of morons are these women married to?
 
2012-06-23 11:33:08 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?


Haggis?
 
2012-06-23 11:58:21 PM  

King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?


weknowmemes.com
 
2012-06-24 12:21:03 AM  
What's wrong with mindlessly plowing your woman doggie-style while facing the TV so you can watch the game AND screw at the same time? Hell, if she roots of one of the teams she might get excited and clinch up, giving you a better bang.
 
2012-06-24 12:24:57 AM  
I used to date a girl that would give me BJs during football or hockey games. I miss her during the season
 
2012-06-24 12:44:11 AM  

Digitalstrange: prolapsed anus?


I don't know if you were around for the prolapsed uterus thread. Boy, that was a dandy.
 
2012-06-24 01:07:12 AM  
Fark normally makes fun of non-stories.

This is more a non-story than "college students get drunk before football game."
 
2012-06-24 01:19:41 AM  

King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?


Sandusky?
 
2012-06-24 01:29:03 AM  

NFA: Hint for the ladies guys could careless about lingerie, if you want our attention, naked works every time.


Lingerie gives the impression of gift wrapping my favorite present.
 
2012-06-24 01:34:37 AM  

Lucky LaRue: What English women who can't get sex during football really look like:


Oh, that's Adele. What a voice.
 
2012-06-24 02:18:37 AM  
Jesus. Everyone on the sports tab is gay.
 
2012-06-24 10:20:51 AM  
Any guy that does not jump his woman when she offers has issues.
 
2012-06-24 10:41:43 AM  

kingfish2004: Any guy that does not jump his woman when she offers has issues.


This.

/I'm almost always the "instigater" in my relationship
//but damnit, if Mrs. Moosey tells me she wants to get down, I'm ready to go!
 
2012-06-24 11:15:56 AM  

kingfish2004: Any guy that does not jump his woman when she offers has issues.


jump on cowboy!

images.sodahead.com
 
2012-06-24 11:23:38 AM  
Hey we all love sex but sometimes she's doing it to prove a point.
 
2012-06-24 02:41:25 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?

Sandusky?


Down-Syndrome-Orgy?
 
2012-06-24 03:09:53 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: Mitch Taylor's Bro: King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?

Sandusky?

Down-Syndrome-Orgy?


Purulent discharge?
 
2012-06-24 03:30:36 PM  

TiiiMMMaHHH: Mitch Taylor's Bro: King Something: Fark Me To Tears: Digitalstrange: flucto: Kuoxasar: Pirate of Penzance: Is there any word less sexy the "knickers"?

Rutabaga?

Pustule?

prolapsed anus?

Herpes-encrusted vulva?

Haggis?

Sandusky?

Down-Syndrome-Orgy?


Go on...
 
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