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(Some Unemployed Guy)   Are you raw enough to handle the realest drum god?   ( uberhumor.com) divider line
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3766 clicks; posted to Geek » on 23 Jun 2012 at 5:31 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-23 04:07:43 PM  
After that build-up, he better be a hell of a drummer.
 
2012-06-23 05:57:49 PM  
Sounds like he needs to meet a guitar player with this amp.

I'd post a pic, but it's kinda NSFW.
 
2012-06-23 06:20:45 PM  
I guess Portnoy is handling it rather poorly.
 
2012-06-23 06:43:18 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: Sounds like he needs to meet a guitar player with this amp.


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/that was a fun read, for stereo instructions
 
2012-06-23 07:22:56 PM  
"I can't handle this 4/4 shiat!"
 
2012-06-23 07:24:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-23 07:25:40 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: Sounds like he needs to meet a guitar player with this amp.

I'd post a pic, but it's kinda NSFW.


but ... does it even go up to 11?
 
2012-06-23 08:17:34 PM  
My bass player had a Village Voice want add taped to the back of his bass for years. He cut it out and stuck it on there in maybe, 1982. It read simply, "Bass Player wanted - NO ASSHOLES"
So he knew to not respond.
 
2012-06-23 08:19:37 PM  
SHUT UP WHUS !
www.elpatas.netdexter
 
2012-06-23 08:27:05 PM  
After all that, he'd better sound something like this.
 
2012-06-23 08:44:09 PM  
I think my favourite musician ad story is the one about how King Crimson started. Two brothers, Giles and Giles, placed an ad looking for a keyboardist who could sing. Robert Fripp -- a guitarist who can't sing -- responded, and for whatever reason they decided to give him a chance anyway.

A few decades on, long after the Brothers Giles had gone their own way and KC had been through many changes and enjoyed enormous global success, Fripp joined the brothers for a Giles and Giles nostalgia reunion show. Backstage after one of the gigs, Fripp asked if he'd met their expectations and would be accepted. "Let's not be hasty, Robert," one of them replied.
 
2012-06-23 08:44:47 PM  

Virtuoso80: After all that, he'd better sound something like this.


Gene Hoglan? That man is a monster.
 
2012-06-23 08:47:56 PM  
It's spelled "wuss."

The short form of "advertisement" is "ad," not "add."

/I'm not sorry.
 
2012-06-23 08:57:38 PM  
I guess you need to have that kind of attitude if you're going to walk around with that haircut...

/Keith Moon FTW
 
2012-06-23 09:10:52 PM  
Jimmy Chamberlin?
No? Not the drum god then.

/james iha was once asked if he knew how lucky they were to have jimmy playing drums. James' answer: "Yes, when he didn't show up for the first practice we knew just how lucky we were."
//our something to that effect
 
2012-06-23 09:42:29 PM  
Do not contact him for reasons of sass.
 
2012-06-23 10:11:39 PM  

runcible spork: Do not contact him for reasons of sass.


I'm betting he just misspelled bass there. Dude looks like a snare-man.
 
2012-06-23 10:24:12 PM  
 
2012-06-23 10:25:15 PM  

runcible spork: Do not contact him for reasons of sass.


It does, however, sound like he should be contacted for reasons of ass
 
2012-06-23 10:36:41 PM  
Ʀesöns of Säß!!
 
2012-06-23 10:43:59 PM  

slotz: It's spelled "wuss."

/I'm not sorry.


I'll spell it WHUS if I wanna spell it WHUS. WHUS.

assets.flavorwire.com

WANKER!
 
2012-06-23 11:14:10 PM  
Whut?
 
2012-06-23 11:47:26 PM  
I'm betting his main influences are John Bonham and Tommy Lee. Just a hunch.
 
2012-06-23 11:48:13 PM  

runcible spork: Do not contact him for reasons of sass.


My brother commented that he'd have been a perfect drummer for Nice Pete's band.
 
2012-06-24 01:26:50 AM  
i486.photobucket.com
There's room enough for only one living drum god at a time, and the seat's taken.
 
2012-06-24 02:02:33 AM  
If we're talking about superhuman ability, this guy fits the bill.
 
2012-06-24 10:36:56 AM  

thesubliminalman: slotz: It's spelled "wuss."

/I'm not sorry.

I'll spell it WHUS if I wanna spell it WHUS. WHUS.

[assets.flavorwire.com image 600x338]

WANKER!


LOL! TOO-SHAY!
 
2012-06-24 11:16:14 AM  
Why does he have RIMS-mounted piccolo snare in second rack tom position?
 
2012-06-25 12:24:44 AM  

poot_rootbeer: Why does he have RIMS-mounted piccolo snare in second rack tom position?


I think he said no sass, taffy dick!
 
2012-06-25 08:27:44 AM  
Best drummer evar! Link
 
2012-06-26 10:28:59 PM  
Thanks slotz.

This guy isn't to bad.

Link

I've got one friend that's a drummer, all the rest are musicians ... I keeed.
 
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