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(Salon)   President Obama's grandmother would like you to know that he wasn't born in Kenya and would really like it if you STOPPED ASKING HER THE SAME DAMN QUESTION   (salon.com) divider line 38
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2012-06-23 11:45:39 AM  
Well she would say that, wouldn't she.
 
2012-06-23 12:09:08 PM  

St_Francis_P: Well she would say that, wouldn't she.


It was clear that the government-provided interpreter was covering for her. WE'RE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE HERE PEOPLE
 
2012-06-23 12:17:59 PM  
Escaping post-coital bunnies - there's surreal symbolism there somewhere.
 
2012-06-23 12:20:22 PM  
Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth! Come on Republicans, she's half way there. Keep it up! Kill that old woman, for liberty!
 
2012-06-23 12:22:12 PM  

GAT_00: Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth! Come on Republicans, she's half way there. Keep it up! Kill that old woman, for liberty!


Look, it's her own fault. If she would give them the answer they want, they'll leave her alone. The ball is in her court.
 
2012-06-23 12:23:00 PM  
When does she start slapping people?
 
2012-06-23 12:48:34 PM  
Tom Wilson can probably write her a funny song about it.
 
2012-06-23 01:31:20 PM  
Because she knows every time she lies Allah is adding another heaping scoop of hobo buttholes to the burlap sack she'll be forced to live in for eternity! Come on, Granny! Set your soul free and climb atop a WND billboard and scream "I remember the day Obama's father took him up to the rock and sang an Elton John song! Do you know how hard it is to rhyme clicks?"

Coincidentally I saw a new WND billboard on I-78 Westbound in Pennsylvania yesterday. Same design, but with a giant red "REAL" added to the "Where's the Birth Certificate" text.
 
2012-06-23 03:58:54 PM  
FTFA: Wandering around the compound are a turkey, several sheep, cows and rabbits.

I'm sure they're fed a diet of nothing but arugula and pizza cheese. Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!
 
2012-06-23 04:21:21 PM  
She opposes family planning and abortion - because babies are a gift from God. She thinks women shouldn't be able to inherit property, though when asked what advice she would give to a young girl, she stressed education. Asked about efforts to get men to fight domestic violence, she replied that women should be beaten if they're disobedient to their husbands.

Holy Shiat! She's a Republican!

/except for the pro-education part
 
2012-06-23 04:47:07 PM  
So the Obama administration got to her too!...
 
2012-06-23 05:29:41 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!


You've got it all wrong. Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden, yet he can't be bothered to even share a few dollars to help his own ailing grandmother who has to live in a ramshackle dirt farm in Kenya. Typical liberal hypocrite.
 
2012-06-23 05:42:52 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: She opposes family planning and abortion - because babies are a gift from God. She thinks women shouldn't be able to inherit property, though when asked what advice she would give to a young girl, she stressed education. Asked about efforts to get men to fight domestic violence, she replied that women should be beaten if they're disobedient to their husbands.

Holy Shiat! She's a Republican!

/except for the pro-education part


Those are some disgusting viewpoints.
 
2012-06-23 05:49:01 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: She opposes family planning and abortion - because babies are a gift from God. She thinks women shouldn't be able to inherit property, though when asked what advice she would give to a young girl, she stressed education. Asked about efforts to get men to fight domestic violence, she replied that women should be beaten if they're disobedient to their husbands.

Holy Shiat! She's a Republican!

/except for the pro-education part


I think we have Romney's running-mate. GAME CHANGER, OBAMA!
 
2012-06-23 05:50:10 PM  
The Obama people clearly got to her. Is there anyone they won't go after?
 
2012-06-23 05:50:42 PM  

Shaggy_C: Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

You've got it all wrong. Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden, yet he can't be bothered to even share a few dollars to help his own ailing grandmother who has to live in a ramshackle dirt farm in Kenya. Typical liberal hypocrite.


Ya, I hate to admit to this, even here among friends, but Grandma never did get over it when we sold the farm. Until she passed we used to spend every Sunday afternoon taking a little country drive out past the cotton and tobacco fields, then hang a left down an old dirt road crossing oceans of apple blossoms. Sure, she would seem happy when we dropped her off, and she loved the nice white pressed sheets they kept creased just so at the home but that dear, sweet Christian lady could never abide the thought that somewhere, out in the big wide world were a bunch of breedin' negroes that she ought to be keeping an eye on.
 
2012-06-23 05:51:05 PM  

borg: So the Obama administration got to her too!...


shakes tiny fist!
 
2012-06-23 06:54:28 PM  
t3.gstatic.commedia.salon.com

/got nuthin'
 
2012-06-23 06:54:40 PM  

GAT_00: Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth!


I'm amazed the thread has made it this far without someone suggesting we waterboard her.
 
2012-06-23 07:03:18 PM  

PillsHere: Those are some disgusting viewpoints.


She's a 90 year old Kenyan woman. The views are awful, but they're what her entire life has been defined by.
 
2012-06-23 07:19:24 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Tom Wilson can probably write her a funny song about it.


She should just tell them he's an alien.
 
2012-06-23 07:44:02 PM  

Shaggy_C: Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden,


As apposed to the Republican way of borrowing the money, spending it then making the US taxpayer pay it back
at a higher interest rate?
 
2012-06-23 08:29:14 PM  
alright lets rephrase it and start asking again?
 
2012-06-23 09:19:10 PM  
Coolest Prez ever!
 
2012-06-23 09:50:43 PM  

Wyalt Derp: GAT_00: Nonsense, everyone knows if you only ask enough times she'll be forced to tell the TRUTH. All we have to do is pester and abuse and old woman enough, hopefully until she has a stroke from the stress and then we'll know the truth!

I'm amazed the thread has made it this far without someone suggesting we waterboard her.


That was my first thought. Torture was used in the Inquisition to encourage people to drop the pretenses and admit they were worshipping Satan.
 
2012-06-23 10:46:58 PM  
This would be president Obama's step-grandmother, the African national that's not related to him by blood and probably hasn't met him more than once or twice if that due to the whole Obama's dad being a deadbeat walkout (bigamist, etc) thing?

Yes, I can see why the media would be under the impression that she'd know specific details of Barack's birth and home life.
 
2012-06-23 11:32:47 PM  
Grandmagate!
 
2012-06-24 12:19:57 AM  
So she is changing her story AGAIN?
 
2012-06-24 01:20:45 AM  

Jim_Callahan: This would be president Obama's step-grandmother, the African national that's not related to him by blood and probably hasn't met him more than once or twice if that due to the whole Obama's dad being a deadbeat walkout (bigamist, etc) thing?

Yes, I can see why the media would be under the impression that she'd know specific details of Barack's birth and home life.


Sh, you're upsetting the narrative.
 
2012-06-24 01:21:26 AM  
YOU GO, FIRST GRANDMOTHER, GO! YOU TELL 'EM!

/remind them whose lawn they're on
//I'm sure the government has stipends available to care for the pres's extended family...
 
2012-06-24 01:24:35 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Jim_Callahan: This would be president Obama's step-grandmother, the African national that's not related to him by blood and probably hasn't met him more than once or twice if that due to the whole Obama's dad being a deadbeat walkout (bigamist, etc) thing?

Yes, I can see why the media would be under the impression that she'd know specific details of Barack's birth and home life.

Sh, you're upsetting the narrative.


he was born in Hawaii, 2 years after the US took it formally and by force; we'd been occupying it for sugar interests since the 1890s or so (dailyrotten dot com which has sadly stopped updating) but read "Lies my Teacher Told Me" because i said so and I'm never wrong.
 
2012-06-24 01:25:21 AM  
I wonder if the people that ran the Hillary Clinton campaign regret being the ones to start that "born in Kenya" rumor yet.
 
2012-06-24 01:26:52 AM  

urban.derelict: //I'm sure the government has stipends available to care for the pres's extended family...


This woman is:

(1) Not related to the president by blood, she's a later wife of one of his grandfathers.

(2) Not an American citizen or under the jurisdiction thereof.

(3) The wife of a moderately important local guy and the stepmother of someone who works for the national government of Kenya.

So... no.
 
2012-06-24 03:40:05 AM  
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-06-24 08:05:47 AM  

sparkeyjames: Shaggy_C: Ed Finnerty: Damned Obamas, always flaunting their wealth!

Obama is fine spending other people's money to help the poor and downtrodden,

As apposed to the Republican way of borrowing the money, spending it then making the US taxpayer pay it back
at a higher interest rate?


You left out the part where they blame democrats for doing it.
 
2012-06-24 10:10:50 AM  
Like you would really expect an Illegal to tell the truth.
 
2012-06-24 01:29:16 PM  

Jim_Callahan: (2) Not an American citizen or under the jurisdiction thereof.


neither was Marc Emery but the DEA infiltrated Canadia to arrest him and as well as 2 friends, one of whom has since died of the cancer she was battling while promoting HEMP FOR VICTORY (1942 USDA pro hemp PROPAGANDA)

/and bush busted celebs -- women and minorities -- to flout tax law 'loopholes' i'll say
//2.bp.blogspot.com
/www.suvudu.com
 
2012-06-25 04:31:09 PM  

unyon: WE'RE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE HERE PEOPLE


I can see that at least SOMEBODY around here read the TFA.
 
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