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2012-06-24 02:25:42 AM  

downpaymentblues: Muffin'sTop: did it looked like this?

That's pretty close :-)

He seriously went into a funk for a long time. You couldn't even mention MMA around him for a good month. Fedor was (is) his all-time favorite fighter. There isn't even a close second.


I could barely watch his fight against that dude that hits his wife and changed tires. Once I saw him tap out against werdum i couldn't believe it and for no good reason I turned off the tv. I couldn't face reality hahaha

/ yea yea, how pathetic
//In retrospect I realized how overly attached I became to an entertainer...
 
2012-06-24 02:29:48 AM  

cookiefleck: b


That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.
 
2012-06-24 02:36:45 AM  

libranoelrose: I wonder if they have marijuana in Brazil.


Lol
 
2012-06-24 02:39:42 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.


I KNEW you would show up in an MMA thread some day!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-06-24 02:41:20 AM  

downpaymentblues: libranoelrose: Hit me up at my gmail, I can get you very nice discount if you are really interested.

Well now! I shall do just that.


I think I can get you the 610 for about $130
 
2012-06-24 02:42:26 AM  

libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.

I KNEW you would show up in an MMA thread some day!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Heh! I'm just bumming around, reading random threads. :-D
 
2012-06-24 02:45:12 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.


What is this? I've seen a few references but don't know what it is.
 
2012-06-24 02:49:07 AM  
I'll post this link here in case anybody hasn't seen it.
 
2012-06-24 02:49:26 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.

I KNEW you would show up in an MMA thread some day!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heh! I'm just bumming around, reading random threads. :-D


We had a lot of fun tonight. Thanks to whichever admin greened this.

Also, I saw someone post a picture of a girl in a bikini.

Was disappointed that it wasn't a true Brazilian thong, though.

Since this fight was in Brazil would it have been OK to post images of thongs?
 
2012-06-24 02:50:28 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.

What is this? I've seen a few references but don't know what it is.


Link

violentsalvation: I'll post this link here in case anybody hasn't seen it.


Excellent post.

I'm glad you were able to provide us with a link.
 
2012-06-24 02:53:20 AM  

robsul82: Lloyd


Jeff Daniels was on Craig Ferguson last night (and the night before), I wonder if that's a coincidence???
 
2012-06-24 02:54:56 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.

What is this? I've seen a few references but don't know what it is.


Mike has a blog post on the main page about the servers being moved to a new location on June 30th. As a result, Fark will be down for awhile. Here's Mike's blog post with the necessary details.
 
2012-06-24 03:00:56 AM  

libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.

I KNEW you would show up in an MMA thread some day!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Heh! I'm just bumming around, reading random threads. :-D

We had a lot of fun tonight. Thanks to whichever admin greened this.

Also, I saw someone post a picture of a girl in a bikini.

Was disappointed that it wasn't a true Brazilian thong, though.

Since this fight was in Brazil would it have been OK to post images of thongs?


If you're talking about the footwear, yes. Thong-style bikinis, not so much, especially posted inline. They tend to be pretty NSFW.
 
2012-06-24 03:04:57 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: They tend to be pretty NSFW.


Sports threads should all be labeled NSFW.

Just MHO

We have a decent amount of ladies post in the NFL and MMA threads.

AFAIK Earguy is the hot chick poster, and he puts pretty much all of those as a link.
 
2012-06-24 03:05:30 AM  
Bathia_Mapes needs to participate in the next MMA discussion thread. She'd have a hoot.
 
2012-06-24 03:07:01 AM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.

What is this? I've seen a few references but don't know what it is.


this
wtf is happening
 
2012-06-24 03:07:51 AM  

violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes needs to participate in the next MMA discussion thread. She'd have a hoot.


I know nada about MMA. :-D

My son used to follow it, but not so much anymore.
 
2012-06-24 03:09:03 AM  

Muffin'sTop: Your Average Witty Fark User: Bathia_Mapes: cookiefleck: b

That isn't until June 30th, next Saturday.

What is this? I've seen a few references but don't know what it is.

this
wtf is happening


NEVER MIND, just read a few posts above
 
2012-06-24 03:10:01 AM  

Muffin'sTop: Your Average Witty Fark User


Scroll back up the thread a bit and read my reply to Your Average Witty Fark User.
 
2012-06-24 03:11:51 AM  

libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: They tend to be pretty NSFW.

Sports threads should all be labeled NSFW.

Just MHO



Boo. Some people watch in front of family too and that NSFW label will make people post gifs of trick billiard shots into waiting gaping buttholes. If it is safe for Maxim US version it is safe for a fark sports thread. Otherwise no.

That's my opinion.
 
2012-06-24 03:14:19 AM  
Do you think there are too many kicks in the balls in MMA, Bathia_Mapes?

Or not enough?
 
2012-06-24 03:14:32 AM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Bathia_Mapes: They tend to be pretty NSFW.

Sports threads should all be labeled NSFW.

Just MHO


Boo. Some people watch in front of family too and that NSFW label will make people post gifs of trick billiard shots into waiting gaping buttholes. If it is safe for Maxim US version it is safe for a fark sports thread. Otherwise no.

That's my opinion.


I concur.
 
2012-06-24 03:16:13 AM  

violentsalvation: post gifs of trick billiard shots into waiting gaping buttholes


I still regret that. :(
 
2012-06-24 03:19:30 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes needs to participate in the next MMA discussion thread. She'd have a hoot.

I know nada about MMA. :-D

My son used to follow it, but not so much anymore.


I'm trying to think of a lie and tell you that you will just love it, but you probably won't. I do sometimes wish we had an admin or a mod who was an MMA fan to hang out around here with us, but most the times we do really awesome on our own. We have some really good, fun, friendly threads and we don't need much intervention. It's pretty cool actually, if you ever go to any other site discussing live MMA....yeah, we are the nice ones, and we appreciate the greens.
 
2012-06-24 03:19:39 AM  
Hmmm...

This thread has definitely been entertaining.

I would like to know if Bathia is going to be in the new Abe Lincoln Vampire movie.

Fark has so many celebrities.
 
2012-06-24 03:25:36 AM  

libranoelrose: Do you think there are too many kicks in the balls in MMA, Bathia_Mapes?

Or not enough?


Let me get back to you on that.
 
2012-06-24 03:28:51 AM  

violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes: violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes needs to participate in the next MMA discussion thread. She'd have a hoot.

I know nada about MMA. :-D

My son used to follow it, but not so much anymore.

I'm trying to think of a lie and tell you that you will just love it, but you probably won't. I do sometimes wish we had an admin or a mod who was an MMA fan to hang out around here with us, but most the times we do really awesome on our own. We have some really good, fun, friendly threads and we don't need much intervention. It's pretty cool actually, if you ever go to any other site discussing live MMA....yeah, we are the nice ones, and we appreciate the greens.


You're right that I probably wouldn't have much interest in MMA. I've watched it briefly when my son had it on, but I didn't find it at all appealing. About the only sports-related thing I follow is Oregon Ducks football.
 
2012-06-24 03:29:33 AM  

Bowel Shaking Earthquakes of Doubt and Remorse: Fark has so many celebrities.


True, but I'm not one of them.
 
2012-06-24 03:30:36 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes: violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes needs to participate in the next MMA discussion thread. She'd have a hoot.

I know nada about MMA. :-D

My son used to follow it, but not so much anymore.

I'm trying to think of a lie and tell you that you will just love it, but you probably won't. I do sometimes wish we had an admin or a mod who was an MMA fan to hang out around here with us, but most the times we do really awesome on our own. We have some really good, fun, friendly threads and we don't need much intervention. It's pretty cool actually, if you ever go to any other site discussing live MMA....yeah, we are the nice ones, and we appreciate the greens.

You're right that I probably wouldn't have much interest in MMA. I've watched it briefly when my son had it on, but I didn't find it at all appealing. About the only sports-related thing I follow is Oregon Ducks football.


Oh, with those ridiculous uniforms... Yeah, I love them too!
 
2012-06-24 03:35:34 AM  

violentsalvation: Oh, with those ridiculous uniforms... Yeah, I love them too!


Some I like, but others are "WTF were you thinking?". The latter aimed at whomever designed the uniforms & whomever gave final approval.
 
2012-06-24 03:46:10 AM  
Are those the guys that have the blue field?
 
2012-06-24 04:52:20 AM  

libranoelrose: Are those the guys that have the blue field?


That would be Boise State. I was stationed at Mountain Home AFB (about 50 miles east) when they put in the smurf turf. Attended a few games there. That was well before they became a strong football program though.
 
2012-06-24 11:28:20 AM  
Wandy made it standing for the entire 25 minutes, huh? That's a surprise.
 
2012-06-25 01:44:16 AM  
 
2012-06-25 03:11:14 PM  
Anderson just went full outrage on the 148 media call, complete with shouting down Ed Soares, Dana, some woman... threatened Chael's family and long-term health. Brriiiiinnnng iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!
 
2012-06-25 11:45:13 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Anderson just went full outrage on the 148 media call, complete with shouting down Ed Soares, Dana, some woman... threatened Chael's family and long-term health. Brriiiiinnnng iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!




Can you link what you are talking about or explain in greater detail?
 
2012-06-25 11:58:22 PM  

violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: Anderson just went full outrage on the 148 media call, complete with shouting down Ed Soares, Dana, some woman... threatened Chael's family and long-term health. Brriiiiinnnng iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!



Can you link what you are talking about or explain in greater detail?


In that little box next to the g in the upper right hand part of your browser type "Anderson Silva", and then hit enter.

/Article
//audio, it always makes me giggle when the bad ass brazillians guys have voices that sound like little girls
 
2012-06-26 12:04:07 AM  

RogermcAllen: violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: Anderson just went full outrage on the 148 media call, complete with shouting down Ed Soares, Dana, some woman... threatened Chael's family and long-term health. Brriiiiinnnng iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!



Can you link what you are talking about or explain in greater detail?

In that little box next to the g in the upper right hand part of your browser type "Anderson Silva", and then hit enter.

/Article
//audio, it always makes me giggle when the bad ass brazillians guys have voices that sound like little girls


Thanks.

Silva vows to break Sonnen's arms, legs, teeth
Anderson Silva on Monday responded unlike ever before to rival middleweight Chael Sonnen, when he promised to break his face and break every one of his teeth in their upcoming rematch at UFC 148 on July 7.


Nice hype.
 
2012-06-26 12:16:39 AM  

violentsalvation: RogermcAllen: violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: Anderson just went full outrage on the 148 media call, complete with shouting down Ed Soares, Dana, some woman... threatened Chael's family and long-term health. Brriiiiinnnng iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!



Can you link what you are talking about or explain in greater detail?

In that little box next to the g in the upper right hand part of your browser type "Anderson Silva", and then hit enter.

/Article
//audio, it always makes me giggle when the bad ass brazillians guys have voices that sound like little girls

Thanks.

Silva vows to break Sonnen's arms, legs, teeth
Anderson Silva on Monday responded unlike ever before to rival middleweight Chael Sonnen, when he promised to break his face and break every one of his teeth in their upcoming rematch at UFC 148 on July 7.


Nice hype.


No way, that just sounds like something one of the kids on xbox live would yell out..

How the pound for pound best promo cutter responds.

"This is the biggest sporting event of the summer, and for a reason," Sonnen said. "I heard somebody else ... say, 'Well, what about the (2012) Olympic games?' I'm scratching my head. I love the Olympic games, but let's be fair - just because somebody has got the Olympics on in the background while their family is eating dinner isn't exactly the same.

"It's not the same as people traveling to the destination and buying t-shirts ... and talking about something for two years waiting for two guys to finally settle their business. There is no fight in all of 2012 that's got as much weight and as much emotion, not just from fans and from media but from the athletes that are participating, but this one."

"I'm not playing around," Sonnen said. "He thinks he's going to break my face. Tell him I've got two words for him: Medium. Rare."

Sonnen's comment played on a previous jab at the middleweight champ in which he said he would come to Silva's house, smack his wife on the behind and tell her to make him a steak.
 
2012-06-26 12:20:47 AM  
From March:
"I stomped you before and I will stomp you again. You are a nuisance to me and to everybody else. You ducked me for six years. You ducked me for two years after that. There's nothing I can do more than pick a fight. You put every stipulation on this thing that you could think of and I answered them all, including coming to Brazil like that's some kind of a big deal. What's the difference? It's a plane ride somewhere. I'm not fighting you in Brazil, I'm not fighting you in Chicago, I'm not fighting you in Florida; I'm fighting you in the Octagon. And when you get in there and I get in there, I'm going to stomp you this time same as I did last time. You can complain about your rib. I'm sure your rib did hurt; your rib is inside of a coward. That's the problem your rib's got, it's got the same problem your hands and feet have -- they're attached to you, dummy. I'm going to be attached to you, too, for 25 minutes or until you give up."

-Chael Sonnen
 
2012-06-26 12:25:58 AM  

RogermcAllen: violentsalvation: RogermcAllen: violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: Anderson just went full outrage on the 148 media call, complete with shouting down Ed Soares, Dana, some woman... threatened Chael's family and long-term health. Brriiiiinnnng iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!



Can you link what you are talking about or explain in greater detail?

In that little box next to the g in the upper right hand part of your browser type "Anderson Silva", and then hit enter.

/Article
//audio, it always makes me giggle when the bad ass brazillians guys have voices that sound like little girls

Thanks.

Silva vows to break Sonnen's arms, legs, teeth
Anderson Silva on Monday responded unlike ever before to rival middleweight Chael Sonnen, when he promised to break his face and break every one of his teeth in their upcoming rematch at UFC 148 on July 7.


Nice hype.

No way, that just sounds like something one of the kids on xbox live would yell out..

How the pound for pound best promo cutter responds.

"This is the biggest sporting event of the summer, and for a reason," Sonnen said. "I heard somebody else ... say, 'Well, what about the (2012) Olympic games?' I'm scratching my head. I love the Olympic games, but let's be fair - just because somebody has got the Olympics on in the background while their family is eating dinner isn't exactly the same.

"It's not the same as people traveling to the destination and buying t-shirts ... and talking about something for two years waiting for two guys to finally settle their business. There is no fight in all of 2012 that's got as much weight and as much emotion, not just from fans and from media but from the athletes that are participating, but this one."

"I'm not playing around," Sonnen said. "He thinks he's going to break my face. Tell him I've got two words for him: Medium. Rare."

Sonnen's comment played on a previous jab at the middleweight champ in which he said he would come to Silva's house, smack his wife on the behind and ...


LOL. I love Chael. He is quite the character, and I would love for him to win. I don't expect him to though. But I'd love to be wrong. Have you read his book? the description is hilarious. I keep meaning to go the store and pick it up.
 
2012-06-26 02:00:44 PM  

violentsalvation: RogermcAllen: violentsalvation: RogermcAllen: violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: Anderson just went full outrage on the 148 media call, complete with shouting down Ed Soares, Dana, some woman... threatened Chael's family and long-term health. Brriiiiinnnng iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!!!



Can you link what you are talking about or explain in greater detail?

In that little box next to the g in the upper right hand part of your browser type "Anderson Silva", and then hit enter.

/Article
//audio, it always makes me giggle when the bad ass brazillians guys have voices that sound like little girls

Thanks.

Silva vows to break Sonnen's arms, legs, teeth
Anderson Silva on Monday responded unlike ever before to rival middleweight Chael Sonnen, when he promised to break his face and break every one of his teeth in their upcoming rematch at UFC 148 on July 7.


Nice hype.

No way, that just sounds like something one of the kids on xbox live would yell out..

How the pound for pound best promo cutter responds.

"This is the biggest sporting event of the summer, and for a reason," Sonnen said. "I heard somebody else ... say, 'Well, what about the (2012) Olympic games?' I'm scratching my head. I love the Olympic games, but let's be fair - just because somebody has got the Olympics on in the background while their family is eating dinner isn't exactly the same.

"It's not the same as people traveling to the destination and buying t-shirts ... and talking about something for two years waiting for two guys to finally settle their business. There is no fight in all of 2012 that's got as much weight and as much emotion, not just from fans and from media but from the athletes that are participating, but this one."

"I'm not playing around," Sonnen said. "He thinks he's going to break my face. Tell him I've got two words for him: Medium. Rare."

Sonnen's comment played on a previous jab at the middleweight champ in which he said he would come to Silva's house, smack his wife on the behind and ...

LOL. I love Chael. He is quite the character, and I would love for him to win. I don't expect him to though. But I'd love to be wrong. Have you read his book? the description is hilarious. I keep meaning to go the store and pick it up.


The foreword is by Jesus Christ. Seriously.
 
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