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(Daily Express)   Parent apologizes after her 10 year old knocks one teacher unconscious and makes a cripple out of an aide....well, this is fark so you know better, parent blames the teachers   (express.co.uk) divider line 154
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2012-06-23 11:27:14 AM
Momma said knock them out.
 
2012-06-23 11:32:02 AM
Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.
 
2012-06-23 11:32:47 AM
Proof that America is pussified. Our kids just used words on a bus.
 
2012-06-23 11:36:36 AM
Sign this kid up for professional boxing, MMA, Hell everything ASAP. NEW WORLD CHAMPION!
 
2012-06-23 11:37:04 AM
He needs to be put in a mental ward, but for the statement made by the mother she needs to be committed for life because of her state of denial.
 
2012-06-23 11:39:21 AM
I'm going to call him Kid Ryback.

FEED! ME! MORE!
 
2012-06-23 11:39:33 AM
Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."
 
2012-06-23 11:39:43 AM
They should just ship him over here and let him share a cell with Jerry Sandusky for a few days.

/not really
//fark you Sandusky
 
2012-06-23 11:39:46 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Proof that America is pussified. Our kids just used words on a bus.


You're not wrong, and over here they'll do it with a smile on their smug little faces because they know 1. the law can't do a bloody thing about it that will have any impact and 2,Mummy and daddy will back them up all the way
 
2012-06-23 11:40:14 AM
Send him to Cathedral with the other violent cubs.
 
2012-06-23 11:40:27 AM
Holy crap. Who was this? A roiding son of an MMA fighter? A tiny hulk?

If a kid can take out two adults with a single head butt and kick...

/want to see the CCTV video
 
2012-06-23 11:40:30 AM

GAT_00: Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.


In this case it likely would fix the part I care about. Sure, it doesn't stop the kid/parent from being wastes of flesh, but it likely slows down the kid such that he won't be able to meaningfully assault anyone in the future.
 
2012-06-23 11:40:42 AM

GAT_00: Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.


Agreed. I'm the slow revenge type of guy. Wait a few years until hes crossing the street and run him down.
 
2012-06-23 11:41:11 AM

GAT_00: Solution: break the child's and parent's knee cap in the same way.

After all, I'm told the eye-for-an-eye approach fixes everything.


Or just remove one of his eyes and call it even.
 
2012-06-23 11:42:03 AM
If this was America, the first few posts would be something along the lines of "I wonder what race he is..."
 
2012-06-23 11:45:18 AM
10 years from now he will be remanded to prison for murder.

Watch.
 
ecl
2012-06-23 11:45:29 AM

DrMcNinja: If this was America, the first few posts would be something along the lines of "I wonder what race he is..."


I wonder what race you are...
 
2012-06-23 11:45:34 AM
We have a new inmate for Deadman Wonderland.
 
2012-06-23 11:46:20 AM

DrMcNinja: If this was America, the first few posts would be something along the lines of "I wonder what race he is..."


thank you for bringing the racism
 
2012-06-23 11:47:24 AM
To the teachers who stole his coin--was it worth it? Ah, if only you could turn back the hands of time.
 
2012-06-23 11:47:47 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-23 11:48:04 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

/Survey says, "YES!"
//Number one answer btw.
 
2012-06-23 11:48:12 AM

Another Government Employee: 10 years from now he will be remanded to prison for murder.

Watch.


Or he'll be a cop.
 
2012-06-23 11:48:26 AM

BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."


Are you suggesting the teachers should carry those items?

Come to think of it...
 
2012-06-23 11:48:28 AM
FTA: As they left court, his mother blamed the teachers for "causing the situation". She said: "He's not a bad kid. He won't be coming back to court."

Aggravated assault on two of his teachers over a coin is the definition of a bad kid!
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-06-23 11:49:26 AM

BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."


Are you an idiot or do you just play one on the internet?
 
2012-06-23 11:49:32 AM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x659]

/Survey says, "YES!"
//Number one answer btw.


Now there's a poster that should be in every elementary school hallway
 
2012-06-23 11:49:47 AM
Problem is, most of you whine when adults defend themselves from violent children...yes I see your "Justice For Trayvon" hoodies on. Your comments are hollow

Bring back corporal punishment in schools, and these kids do not harm teachers
 
2012-06-23 11:50:02 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-23 11:50:06 AM

namegoeshere: Are you suggesting the teachers should carry those items?


I think a Jutte is the way to go.
 
2012-06-23 11:50:15 AM
As a teacher of ED students who consistently try to physically assault my staff and I,

I'm really getting a kick.
/YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!
 
2012-06-23 11:50:42 AM

DancingElkCondor: Bring back corporal punishment in schools, and these kids do not harm teachers


Somehow I doubt this problem started in school, I suspect that his behavior stems from his home life.
 
2012-06-23 11:51:05 AM

Thisbymaster: He needs to be put in a mental ward, but for the statement made by the mother she needs to be committed for life because of her state of denial.


She is the biggest enabler of all.
 
2012-06-23 11:51:25 AM
I'm so glad the judge told him that it's wrong to kick people. If only someone had thought to tell him this before, all of this trouble could have been avoided! Well, he knows now. Problem solved.
 
2012-06-23 11:51:56 AM

ScouserDuck: As a teacher of ED students who consistently try to physically assault my staff and I,

I'm really getting a kick.
/YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!


looks like one got ya in the jimmies
 
2012-06-23 11:53:20 AM

namegoeshere: BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."

Are you suggesting the teachers should carry those items?

Come to think of it...



Do you want my honest answer?


stainpouch: To the teachers who stole his coin--was it worth it?



Cowed easily, are we? And by a 10-year-old.
 
2012-06-23 11:53:46 AM
Slap the mother in the face and tie her tubes.
 
2012-06-23 11:53:57 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-23 11:55:15 AM

HeartBurnKid: Another Government Employee: 10 years from now he will be remanded to prison for murder.

Watch.

Or he'll be a cop.


Or a Politician
 
2012-06-23 11:56:05 AM
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
 
2012-06-23 11:56:28 AM
www.bbc.co.uk
 
2012-06-23 11:56:52 AM

MBK: BigNumber12: Where are all of the Farkers who have previously stated that pepper spraying or tazing an Under-18 could never be justified because they're just way too young to ever be able to hurt anyone?? I actually think that there was some ITG mixed in as well, "I could beat up a dozen first graders at the same time."

Are you an idiot or do you just play one on the internet?



The latter, as needed. But you haven't actually addressed the point I'm making.
 
2012-06-23 11:57:04 AM
Ah the British Tabloids. Let the Butthurt and hate flow thru you!

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BAD PARENTS!!! Should be in jail!

Suspend him FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!!!
Bring back the strap!
Bring back CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!
HANG HIM PUBLICLY to send a message

Now THAT'S outta your system...
 
2012-06-23 11:59:32 AM

ScouserDuck: As a teacher of ED students who consistently try to physically assault my staff and I,

I'm really getting a kick.
/YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!


Wait, they teach Erectile Dysfunction now?
 
2012-06-23 11:59:33 AM

LoneWolf343: FTA: As they left court, his mother blamed the teachers for "causing the situation". She said: "He's not a bad kid. He won't be coming back to court."


Of course she said that otherwise he beats her every night.
 
2012-06-23 11:59:38 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Them lil rascals can be feisty
 
2012-06-23 12:00:41 PM

lucksi: Holy crap. Who was this? A roiding son of an MMA fighter? A tiny hulk?

If a kid can take out two adults with a single head butt and kick...

/want to see the CCTV video


Head butt knocks one of the teacher off balance, makes an unlucky fall and knocked unconscious and winds up up with tinnitus and blurred vision. The other teacher tries to control the raging kid and the kid gets in a lucky hit to the knee, which as a joint, isn't the most sturdy of places. All you need is the retard strength of an enraged 10 year old and 2 people not paying attention because "What's the worst that could happen? It's just a kid."
 
2012-06-23 12:01:24 PM
A 10-year-old learns how to head butt and break knee caps. It would be interesting to trace where this kid picked up the techniques.
 
2012-06-23 12:02:30 PM

Hagenhatesyouall: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 410x272]


Nah, he would have had their parents killed and then served them some "special" chili.
 
2012-06-23 12:05:39 PM

DerAppie: lucksi: Holy crap. Who was this? A roiding son of an MMA fighter? A tiny hulk?

If a kid can take out two adults with a single head butt and kick...

/want to see the CCTV video

Head butt knocks one of the teacher off balance, makes an unlucky fall and knocked unconscious and winds up up with tinnitus and blurred vision. The other teacher tries to control the raging kid and the kid gets in a lucky hit to the knee, which as a joint, isn't the most sturdy of places. All you need is the retard strength of an enraged 10 year old and 2 people not paying attention because "What's the worst that could happen? It's just a kid."


I used to be a teacher's aide, then I took an elbow to the knee
 
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