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(Daily Mail)   Genetic attraction is no longer confined to the state of Kentucky. Mom 32 who made sex tape with son, 16, is jailed for four years. With you'd make a tape too pic   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 159
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2012-06-23 02:23:04 PM  
BUT IN 2 YEARS HE'LL BE READY WHY ARE U MAKING HIM MWEIGHT 4
 
2012-06-23 02:24:06 PM  
Nothing says "Hard time for a sex crime" like a heart tattoo under the corner of the eye like a teardrop.

/Stay classy, mom.
 
2012-06-23 02:24:24 PM  
www.giallogoblin.com
 
2012-06-23 02:25:36 PM  

minoridiot: Something no girlfriend ever wants to hear: "My mom didn't use her teeth."


Or 'That's not how my mom did it'
 
2012-06-23 02:27:03 PM  
There are some places it is accepted. Here are three brothers who don't mind getting some from mom.

2.bp.blogspot.com

/Creepiest X-Files episode ever.
 
2012-06-23 02:28:51 PM  
She'd look a whole lot better with eyebrows.
 
2012-06-23 02:34:14 PM  
Blow jobs for junior, bogus psychological conditions, sex on the internet -- this story has everything. Even a helpful photo of what courthouse might look like.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Oh, Fail Online, where would be without you?
 
2012-06-23 02:39:35 PM  

WTF Indeed: Atkinson's son had a video on his phone of his mother giving him oral sex, police said

"Hey guys! Wanna see me getting a blowie from my mom?"


"Blowie?" Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?



oh.
 
2012-06-23 02:41:33 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Mom always did you best.


FIFY
 
2012-06-23 02:44:32 PM  

badhatharry: I bet this kid will end up killing his estranged father then gouging his own eyes out.


It's like you're psychic or something.
 
2012-06-23 02:47:04 PM  
'With you'd make a tape too pic"

Why does every guy with GARBAGE taste in women always assume every other guy is just as into the retarded, leather skinned, horse shaped women he is?
 
2012-06-23 02:47:40 PM  

IAmRight: So she got charged with "oral copulation?"

You can't get a beej in England? No wonder that country has been useless for decades.


This happened in California.
 
2012-06-23 02:51:08 PM  

skinink: "An ass only a son could love."
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x469]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-23 02:52:24 PM  

IAmRight: So she got charged with "oral copulation?"

You can't get a beej in England? No wonder that country has been useless for decades.


It's the DailyFail, so about half of the "articles" are weird fanfics about America. You have to read closely to figure out for most of the articles.
 
2012-06-23 02:52:34 PM  
That's a rough looking 32. I'm guessing there's a lot of hard partying/living going on for that woman. She looks like a mess.
 
2012-06-23 02:53:13 PM  
I say let them. Laws against this sort of thing are purely sentimental.
 
2012-06-23 02:53:15 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hey, she was just a genetic donor.

I say we give him a pass.

/also, he was 16, and he made the video. So why is she going to jail?


why is she going to jail, why aren't they both getting just a little counseling, and WTF is wrong with society that thinks it's proper to publish such errors in judgement in a public media forum. "It's sympathy not tears people need when they're the Front page sad news" Pete Townshend wrote in 'Slit Skirts'. that little snatch of lyric keeps haunting me for weeks now. seems to be no line of good taste exists. goes hand-in-hand with the increase of TV skits & YouTube trash where people play with dead animals. it's ugly behavior, offensive, and indicative of how people are quickly becoming dead inside.
 
2012-06-23 02:58:03 PM  

KrispyKritter: goes hand-in-hand with the increase of TV skits & YouTube trash where people play with dead animals. it's ugly behavior, offensive, and indicative of how people are quickly becoming dead inside.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-23 03:01:44 PM  

DaCricket: Is it just me or does the mug shot look better than the FB picture?


Nope. It does look better.
 
2012-06-23 03:03:30 PM  

adamgreeney: Sure, you get to fark a hot older woman at 16. That's good. But when this gets out? You'll have to move somewhere without internet or hope any future girlfriends can't use Google.


Not so sure...

From my experiences most girls/woman do not really concern themselves with a buys reputation or history as much as perhaps men do? I have known MANY men I have worked with, gone to school or had a familiarity with who had multiple divorces, infedelities and even in middle age act like a douche-baggy frat boy with absolutely no goals or ambition in life. And those same men referenced above have an endless line of attractive and interesting woman who are fine, just fine with all that...no problems or second thoughts. Mostly becuase I think, is becuase those men are financially doing OK, and/or tall and good looking.

Have known so many guys who have been married with children, and they cheat with a mistress/GF...and leave the wife and kids to go marry the mistress/GF. And that mistress/GF never makes the obvious philosophical leap to the idea that this buy they just married, who cheated on his last wife with HER, is obviously going to eventually do the same...again...upon her?

Conclusion; IMO MOST women do not care about a guys history or rep...
 
2012-06-23 03:04:15 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

devangelical.com
 
2012-06-23 03:04:56 PM  
I want a gal, just like the gal that married dear old dad
 
2012-06-23 03:06:45 PM  

IAmRight: So she got charged with "oral copulation?"

You can't get a beej in England? No wonder that country has been useless for decades.


Uh, what?
 
2012-06-23 03:07:11 PM  
When your mom is a semi-hittable, broke down Chasey Lain impersonator... well what else she going to do? Discover cold fusion / cold sores?
 
2012-06-23 03:07:55 PM  

thenewmissus: I heard about this story a couple of weeks ago. It literally turned my stomach. I am a mom with a grown son and I can't even......OH GOD MY EYES!


Milf!
 
2012-06-23 03:08:30 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: IAmRight: So she got charged with "oral copulation?"

You can't get a beej in England? No wonder that country has been useless for decades.

Uh, what?


He must not realize the Daily Fail is obsessed with the US.
 
2012-06-23 03:09:25 PM  

studebaker hoch: Nothing says "Hard time for a sex crime" like a heart tattoo under the corner of the eye like a teardrop.

/Stay classy, mom.


I don't think that's a tattoo, she probably just drew it with the same sharpie she uses for her eyebrows.
 
2012-06-23 03:11:22 PM  

skinink: "An ass only a son could love."


Wait. Why does that image have a Facebook copyright?
 
2012-06-23 03:15:09 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2012-06-23 03:27:33 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2012-06-23 03:31:58 PM  
Nice tag there subby, I bet you're a gay basher to, you piece of shiat.

Incest is against the law and carries jail time?!? Wow, that's f*cked up.

I understand the kid is under age, but who cares if they're related. As long as they don't/can't procreate, what f*cking business is it of anyone's what they do with their free time??
 
2012-06-23 03:41:38 PM  

sure haven't: Nice tag there subby, I bet you're a gay basher to, you piece of shiat.

Incest is against the law and carries jail time?!? Wow, that's f*cked up.

I understand the kid is under age, but who cares if they're related. As long as they don't/can't procreate, what f*cking business is it of anyone's what they do with their free time??


well the person who turned them in must have been pissed off mightly (maybe she wanted to bang the wife)?
 
2012-06-23 03:43:31 PM  
That's a rough looking 32. Cripes, I'm 37 and look younger than her.
 
2012-06-23 03:44:55 PM  
1) Absolutely not. The crazy would infect you from 20 feet.

2) No mention of WHY she lost custody? The answer is self evident.
 
2012-06-23 03:46:49 PM  

sure haven't: Nice tag there subby, I bet you're a gay basher to, you piece of shiat.

Incest is against the law and carries jail time?!? Wow, that's f*cked up.

I understand the kid is under age, but who cares if they're related. As long as they don't/can't procreate, what f*cking business is it of anyone's what they do with their free time??


You're late, troll.
 
2012-06-23 03:48:43 PM  
KrispyKritter:
why is she going to jail, why aren't they both getting just a little counseling, and WTF is wrong with society that thinks it's proper to publish such errors in judgement in a public media forum. "It's sympathy not tears people need when they're the Front page sad news" Pete Townshend wrote in 'Slit Skirts'. that little snatch of lyric keeps haunting me for weeks now .

i'm glad someone else gets their ethics-of-relationships advice from a pedophile stupid enough to try to buy kiddie porn with his own credit card. slit skirts and little snatches, indeed. so, you guys swing?
 
2012-06-23 03:54:07 PM  
Unavailable for comment.
s10.postimage.org
 
2012-06-23 04:06:29 PM  
Thanksgiving very interesting around that household.
 
2012-06-23 04:07:06 PM  
Spend 9 months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

Son:
www.google.com
 
2012-06-23 04:12:38 PM  

krackpipe: Thanksgiving very interesting around that household.


Much like the Silver Bikini Girl household.
 
2012-06-23 04:15:53 PM  
She lives in a dump. Check out that sh*thole of a kitchen. Yuck!
 
2012-06-23 04:21:18 PM  

MAYORBOB: Blow jobs for junior, bogus psychological conditions, sex on the internet -- this story has everything. Even a helpful photo of what courthouse might look like.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x414]

Oh, Fail Online, where would be without you?


That courthouse is tinier than the one in my town.
 
2012-06-23 04:22:18 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-06-23 04:27:23 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net


"It's called 'The Puke'."
 
2012-06-23 04:29:04 PM  
Biatch is crazy.

Want.

It's kinda my thing.
 
2012-06-23 04:30:44 PM  

thenewmissus: sure haven't: Nice tag there subby, I bet you're a gay basher to, you piece of shiat.

Incest is against the law and carries jail time?!? Wow, that's f*cked up.

I understand the kid is under age, but who cares if they're related. As long as they don't/can't procreate, what f*cking business is it of anyone's what they do with their free time??

You're late, troll.


Oh that's right, I must be trolling cause I have an opinion that disagrees with yours.
Sorry that I side with human rights instead of bigotry.
 
2012-06-23 04:40:16 PM  
buckler:
No Such Agency: Jesus christ that is 300 pounds of trailer trash slut bomb stuffed into a 150 pound sack. All the dumb, horny men in the world and she just has to suck off one that's not only a minor, but her own child? She's like something out of a Rob Zombie John Waters movie.

FTFY


Hmm, good point.
 
2012-06-23 04:40:31 PM  

Sabyen91: Bathia_Mapes: IAmRight: So she got charged with "oral copulation?"

You can't get a beej in England? No wonder that country has been useless for decades.

Uh, what?

He must not realize the Daily Fail is obsessed with the US.


The Fail Online targets a lot of its reporting to Americans. Successfully too, obviously, when you consider how many Heil articles are greened on fark.

This article is attributed to the mysterious DAILY MAIL REPORTER, as many of their articles are... but, it's written in American. First word in the headline? "Mom", as opposed to "mum", as it would be in English.

In articles where a reporter is credited, they're often working from the Fail Online's New York office.
 
2012-06-23 04:50:10 PM  

sure haven't: thenewmissus: sure haven't: Nice tag there subby, I bet you're a gay basher to, you piece of shiat.

Incest is against the law and carries jail time?!? Wow, that's f*cked up.

I understand the kid is under age, but who cares if they're related. As long as they don't/can't procreate, what f*cking business is it of anyone's what they do with their free time??

You're late, troll.

Oh that's right, I must be trolling cause I have an opinion that disagrees with yours.
Sorry that I side with human rights instead of bigotry.


Actually, in this case, you're siding with human wrongs.
 
2012-06-23 04:56:59 PM  
yippy ki yay
 
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