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5322 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Nov 2001 at 8:16 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-15 08:17:44 AM  
Um... what?
2001-11-15 08:24:00 AM  
how many pecks can a pecker take?
2001-11-15 08:31:18 AM  
That's nothing. I've always got loads of birds trying to get into my pants.
2001-11-15 08:33:02 AM  
Obviously these are terrorist birds he had trained to fly into the engines of planes. I say we shoot him on the spot.
2001-11-15 08:37:14 AM  
totally unrelated but this morning in the elevator, I swear to christ that the lady in there with me was really that scary looking farking lizard thing from the Hobbit, the one that kept calling the fat guy precious.

2001-11-15 08:39:07 AM  
I can't believe we're spending money on these sort of trivial things. They guy is an idiot. Send him back to Cuba and make him live there. That's punishment enough.
2001-11-15 08:39:27 AM  
At least they weren't gerbils...
2001-11-15 08:42:43 AM  
Wife to husband - "Are you having 44 birds in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
2001-11-15 08:42:58 AM  
At least he wasn't smuggling Elian back.
2001-11-15 08:43:50 AM  
Obviously not a professional. More like a mynah leauge thief.....

I am so sorry.
2001-11-15 08:48:38 AM  
Coondog, you're going to hell for that one...
2001-11-15 08:54:09 AM  
So what the hell happened to the birds? Did they send them back to Cuba? What does Janet Reno think of this? So frustrating not getting all the details.
2001-11-15 08:57:17 AM  
His wife must be a very happy lady, 'cause if he had that many birds in his pants, he must have a huge perch.
2001-11-15 08:57:34 AM  
Smuggling in exotic pets via the pants is common. I have read several stories where guys from Malaysia (and other god awful places) try to bring in lizards,snakes, and spiders all stuffed in los pantalones. I read on article where a guy got caught with 16 various lizards, but half were dead. I guess there is a huge want for these things on the black market.
2001-11-15 09:02:02 AM  
If he had any real style, he would have wrapped them in tinfoil.

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2001-11-15 09:03:37 AM  
God I hate that Christmas Song!
2001-11-15 09:07:20 AM  
Can they spare any birds domesticated to live in pants. I need some chicks to go with my cock.
2001-11-15 09:31:27 AM  
If you can sneak 7 knifes and a stungun but no more then 43 birds then the terrorists have already won...
2001-11-15 09:36:57 AM  
All the birds of the air
Fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
When they hard the bell toll
For poor Cock Robin
2001-11-15 09:47:02 AM  
44 birds in pants are worth 2 in the bush
2001-11-15 10:13:01 AM  
Did he have any boobies?
2001-11-15 10:17:42 AM  
Wonder if he got pigeon holed?
2001-11-15 10:23:57 AM  
Were they alive?!
2001-11-15 11:57:26 AM  
So they didn`t find the eagle up his arse?
2001-11-15 12:16:37 PM  
Wow! That's a lot of birds to have ones pants.
2001-11-15 12:53:16 PM  
Imagine being the person sitting next to him on the plane. I would think that the birds made some noise on the flight. What about the fact that they had to be sh*tting all over that idiot's legs. Ugh.
2001-11-15 01:49:24 PM  
You saw they were worth only $350 altogether? That's $7.95 a "peep". I don't think he was doing it for the money. You know what they say -- erotic is using a feather; kinky is stuffing 44 birds down your pants!
2001-11-15 02:18:22 PM  
Uh...Repeat anyone?
2001-11-15 03:05:56 PM  
Hey is that a Cuban Melodious Finch in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
2001-11-15 03:17:28 PM  
gee, for $350 who would NOT be tempted to smuggle 44 birds in their pants!
2001-11-15 03:52:10 PM  
What a fetish...
2001-11-15 04:51:11 PM  
GREAT spinal tap throw-back!
2001-11-15 07:01:14 PM  
Is he related to Ferret-Boy?

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2001-11-15 08:39:25 PM  
Did he have a cockatoo in there?
2001-11-15 09:11:37 PM  
Wow it is funny if you don't read the story but read the comments... how interesting.
2001-11-16 12:41:54 AM  
41, 42 I could understand, but 44... Jesus, man.

Anybody who's still got room in their pants for 44 damn birds ain't packin' all that much in the first place.

Nice with the Nigel Tufnel thing, too.
2001-11-16 12:43:10 AM  
Not Nigel. Derek Smalls. Sorry.

I'm as big a moron as the bird guy.
2001-11-16 12:51:33 AM  
Is that four dozen birds in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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