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(The Sun)   The wailing and gnashing of teeth you heard coming from basement bedrooms across the country earlier today was generated by the news that Kate Upton wants smaller breasts   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 48
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2012-06-23 04:03:40 AM
Ah, so she doesn't want to have a career.

/does anyone remember the Juggy tennis player? Haven't heard of her since her reduction, have you?
 
2012-06-23 05:17:57 AM
Says at the bottom of the article that she was only joking.

CRISES AVERTED!!!1!!1!!!!!1!!
 
2012-06-23 06:29:14 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-06-23 06:30:55 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-06-23 06:34:27 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(reads article)

Oh... she's just kidding.

Better double-check....

2.bp.blogspot.com

don't even joke about that kind of stuff.
 
2012-06-23 06:55:03 AM
Well, that wasn't what I needed to start the morning.
 
2012-06-23 06:58:50 AM
Thank goodness these are safe

Link (SFW, but too big for Fark)

Hypnotic...
 
2012-06-23 07:07:09 AM
Interestingly enough, the pics provided caused me to get an inadvertent pants reduction.
 
2012-06-23 07:20:28 AM
FTFA: Kate Upton shocker

Well, sometimes they just set up themselves, don't they...and I'd give her a set up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/Not even keeping track anymore.
 
2012-06-23 07:21:45 AM

PizzaJedi81: FTFA: Kate Upton shocker

Well, sometimes they just set up themselves, don't they...and I'd give her a set up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
/Not even keeping track anymore.


342.
 
2012-06-23 07:27:18 AM
www.ballardian.com

You bastards! You blew it all to hell!
 
2012-06-23 07:38:03 AM
I like when girls wear giant over-sized watches.
It's a 'thing' with me.

/peccadilloes, and such
 
2012-06-23 08:09:35 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, so she doesn't want to have a career.

/does anyone remember the Juggy tennis player? Haven't heard of her since her reduction, have you?


I remember her, Vanessa. Here is one of her most memorable adventures. P/NSFW: Link

I don't know if this was staged or not, but it is funny.
 
2012-06-23 08:15:33 AM
That's ok, I'll go look up Jana Defi, Rachel Aldanna (sp?) and Ashley Sage Ellison.
 
2012-06-23 08:27:51 AM
i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-23 08:30:23 AM
i568.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-23 08:32:07 AM
And NSFW
 
2012-06-23 08:35:57 AM
Bigger is not always better, smaller is not always worse

/of course she was kidding
//she's probably not a dumb as you/me/we might like to think
 
2012-06-23 08:40:17 AM

MisterLoki: And NSFW


You, sir, are a god among men...

...and you will NOT be bullied...
 
2012-06-23 10:11:03 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Ah, so she doesn't want to have a career.

/does anyone remember the Juggy tennis player? Haven't heard of her since her reduction, have you?


Actually, she has been climbing up the rankings. Saw her on tv last week. Still pretty cute. Though still sad.

/what can I say, I watch tennis.
 
ecl
2012-06-23 10:16:01 AM
images.doctissimo.fr
 
2012-06-23 10:59:29 AM
They are a little over the top. I mean come on! Once this modeling thing is over with, what else will she have? Huge, saggy, useless fun bags. Nobody will want her. Better she take care lf those now, give herself a more natural size and look.
 
2012-06-23 11:17:11 AM

Le Grand Inquisitor: They are a little over the top. I mean come on! Once this modeling thing is over with, what else will she have? Huge, saggy, useless fun bags. Nobody will want her. Better she take care lf those now, give herself a more natural size and look.


That's like telling a guy with a great head of hair to shave it off because he's going to be bald someday, anyway.
 
2012-06-23 11:22:16 AM
Just thinking, if I were to turn into a woman overnight, I'd miss the next three weeks of work just exploring myself !
It's the Chantex talking.........
 
2012-06-23 11:29:44 AM

MisterLoki: And NSFW


That picture is gonna be to boys these days what the Farrah Fawcett poster was for boys in the 70s. Poor kittens, they never stood a chance.

NSFW, although I pity you if you're at work on a Saturday.

Some GIF goodness.

Hnnnnnggg...

Easter Bunny Kate

Cat Daddy Kate

i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-23 11:45:59 AM

TheLopper: FirstNationalBastard: Ah, so she doesn't want to have a career.

/does anyone remember the Juggy tennis player? Haven't heard of her since her reduction, have you?

Actually, she has been climbing up the rankings. Saw her on tv last week. Still pretty cute. Though still sad.

/what can I say, I watch tennis.


I got my Juggies mixed up....... The one I linked to did not get a reduction. Oh well, the link I added is still pretty funny.
 
2012-06-23 11:58:00 AM

hundreddollarman: NSFW, although I pity you if you're at work on a Saturday.


And here I sit, unable to view your contributions. Sigh...

hundreddollarman: Easter Bunny Kate


Speaking of bunnies, look up Alison Angel's bunny video. Not the one where she's walking around with a baby bunny, but she's wearing a bunny costume. It's about as hot as hot can get.
 
2012-06-23 12:52:55 PM
content9.flixster.com
 
2012-06-23 01:21:58 PM
MisterLoki: And NSFW


OH SWEET JESUS.

you, sir, are awesome.
 
2012-06-23 01:46:44 PM
I think I would enjoy sexual intercourse with this woman. Would be the most incredible 15 seconds of my life.
 
2012-06-23 02:48:02 PM
Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

static.globalgrind.com

www.butterflyeyes.com

www.babyannouncementwording.org



chanceplus1.com

encrypted-tbn3.google.com

I honestly don't know how other people don't see that she has a baby-head. Maybe you're blinded by her mushbags, but honestly, I can't find her sexy because her face looks like it belongs on an infant. Sure, there's makeup and stuff, but she just looks like one of the kids on Toddlers & Tiaras with an adult body (but the same baby head).

/Baby head
 
2012-06-23 03:42:00 PM

ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[static.globalgrind.com image 540x830]

[www.butterflyeyes.com image 115x145]

[www.babyannouncementwording.org image 350x350]



[chanceplus1.com image 300x284]

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 329x153]

I honestly don't know how other people don't see that she has a baby-head. Maybe you're blinded by her mushbags, but honestly, I can't find her sexy because her face looks like it belongs on an infant. Sure, there's makeup and stuff, but she just looks like one of the kids on Toddlers & Tiaras with an adult body (but the same baby head).

/Baby head


Pedobear is confused...
 
2012-06-23 03:59:13 PM

ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[static.globalgrind.com image 540x830]

[www.butterflyeyes.com image 115x145]

[www.babyannouncementwording.org image 350x350]



[chanceplus1.com image 300x284]

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 329x153]

I honestly don't know how other people don't see that she has a baby-head. Maybe you're blinded by her mushbags, but honestly, I can't find her sexy because her face looks like it belongs on an infant. Sure, there's makeup and stuff, but she just looks like one of the kids on Toddlers & Tiaras with an adult body (but the same baby head).

/Baby head

img.chan4chan.com
 
2012-06-23 04:29:52 PM

ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[static.globalgrind.com image 540x830]

[www.butterflyeyes.com image 115x145]

[www.babyannouncementwording.org image 350x350]



[chanceplus1.com image 300x284]

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 329x153]

I honestly don't know how other people don't see that she has a baby-head. Maybe you're blinded by her mushbags, but honestly, I can't find her sexy because her face looks like it belongs on an infant. Sure, there's makeup and stuff, but she just looks like one of the kids on Toddlers & Tiaras with an adult body (but the same baby head).

/Baby head


Well, she's barely out of her teens. What do you expect?
 
2012-06-23 04:42:37 PM

ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[static.globalgrind.com image 540x830]

[www.butterflyeyes.com image 115x145]

[www.babyannouncementwording.org image 350x350]



[chanceplus1.com image 300x284]

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 329x153]

I honestly don't know how other people don't see that she has a baby-head. Maybe you're blinded by her mushbags, but honestly, I can't find her sexy because her face looks like it belongs on an infant. Sure, there's makeup and stuff, but she just looks like one of the kids on Toddlers & Tiaras with an adult body (but the same baby head).

/Baby head


She has a head?
 
2012-06-23 05:07:36 PM

TheNyquilKid: ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[static.globalgrind.com image 540x830]

[www.butterflyeyes.com image 115x145]

[www.babyannouncementwording.org image 350x350]



[chanceplus1.com image 300x284]

[encrypted-tbn3.google.com image 329x153]

I honestly don't know how other people don't see that she has a baby-head. Maybe you're blinded by her mushbags, but honestly, I can't find her sexy because her face looks like it belongs on an infant. Sure, there's makeup and stuff, but she just looks like one of the kids on Toddlers & Tiaras with an adult body (but the same baby head).

/Baby head

She has a head?



I'll believe it when I see it.

//still looking....
 
2012-06-23 05:25:49 PM

ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.


img401.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-23 06:56:54 PM

100 Watt Walrus: ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[img401.imageshack.us image 300x441]


I don't think he's trolling. I honestly think he hates EVERYTHING.
 
2012-06-23 07:28:34 PM
I don't think she is going to be that attractive when she is older. They'll sag and her face will look worn.
 
2012-06-23 07:29:02 PM

fusillade762: 100 Watt Walrus: ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[img401.imageshack.us image 300x441]

I don't think he's trolling. I honestly think he hates EVERYTHING.


My grandfather was like that. He'd use words that were racist or sexist, but I think he had a general loathing for all mankind.
 
2012-06-23 08:00:26 PM

Supercampion: I don't think she is going to be that attractive when she is older. They'll sag and her face will look worn.


She's definitely pushing maximum density as it is. One good bear claw binge could be the first step on a very slippery slope. But you know, for some, the knockout figure is fleeting. She's a beautiful, dead-sexy girl who is having her moment, and I'm happy to let her have it, and enjoy the fruits of that moment - like the easter bunny video. I love a girl who owns her sexuality like that. (Now the Cat Daddy video I just find creepy, but that's a different story.)

And down the road, when it's all giving out on her, I hope she'll be fat and happy, and not give a single fark what any of us think.

Truth be told, the eventual loss of her figure doesn't turn me off as much as the fact that she doesn't seem too bright. She seems cheerful and fun-loving, which is great. But no matter how good she looks, every time I hear her speak, my lust for her deflates like a punctured tire. She doesn't seem outright dumb, like, say, Jessica Simpson.

She just seems like a Bugatti burdened with tractor tires.

/what's with the tire similes, Walrus? Your point is getting lost in stupid comparisons.
//I dunno. Sorry about that.
 
2012-06-23 08:23:06 PM

Mega Steve: fusillade762: 100 Watt Walrus: ZeroCorpse: Her head looks like a baby's head. I just can't get into that. If you're turned on by a woman who looks like a baby's head mounted on a woman's body, then you may want to examine your interests.

[img401.imageshack.us image 300x441]

I don't think he's trolling. I honestly think he hates EVERYTHING.

My grandfather was like that. He'd use words that were racist or sexist, but I think he had a general loathing for all mankind.


www.angryasianman.com
 
2012-06-23 08:25:43 PM
 
2012-06-23 09:34:10 PM
i70.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-23 10:03:17 PM
Holy crap.
 
2012-06-23 10:30:03 PM
What a sassy,sexy trollette you are,Kate....
 
2012-06-23 11:41:48 PM
Some NSFW gifs. You're welcome.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialeli tist/the-kate-upton-gq-gif-colle c tion?
 
2012-06-24 04:24:01 PM
Someone in this thread said baby head twice, I just regretfully wanted to point that out.
 
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