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		Austrian father of the bride walks into kitchen at the wedding reception and sees his brand new son-in-law shtupping the waitress. CRIKEY (dailytelegraph.com.au)		119
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Lorelle		2012-06-23 01:29:21 AM

AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

TsarTom		2012-06-23 01:33:01 AM

lol

unyon		2012-06-23 01:43:22 AM

Lorelle: AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

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SoothinglyDeranged		2012-06-23 01:45:00 AM

Lorelle: AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

hehe, woosh

Durendal		2012-06-23 02:11:38 AM

Fark Me To Tears		2012-06-23 02:26:27 AM

FTFA: A GROOM really crossed the line when he was caught having sex with a waitress at his very own wedding reception.

Wait a minute... Didn't I see this in a movie?

(* boom-chicka-wow-wow! *)

unlikely		2012-06-23 02:32:57 AM

Sounds like SOMEBODY split the Beer atom...

ms_lara_croft		2012-06-23 02:49:49 AM

FTA: "A GROOM really crossed the line when he was caught having sex with a waitress at his very own wedding reception."

I wondered what he did at his stag party?

Lionel Mandrake		2012-06-23 03:16:35 AM

Well at least he wasn't rooting a wallaby or sticking his thumb up a croc's butthole, right mate?

Somacandra		2012-06-23 05:45:18 AM

That was pretty good, but I prefer the episode where the guy was caught pooching the dog in front of his lover and the vicar at the same time.

Somacandra		2012-06-23 05:49:22 AM

And really Submitter, it could have been worse. It is Australia after all.

SwiftFox		2012-06-23 06:48:13 AM

unlikely: Sounds like SOMEBODY split the Beer atom...

It's called an open bar

some_beer_drinker		2012-06-23 06:49:50 AM

it must be all those stupid little sausages.

ghare		2012-06-23 06:53:30 AM

SwiftFox: unlikely: Sounds like SOMEBODY split the Beer atom...

It's called an open bar

I went to a wedding once, had an open bar for I think 3 hours before the food.

I broke up one fight and had to drive another guest to his hotel before the actual wedding.

dobro		2012-06-23 06:53:30 AM

Then they put another shrimp on the barbie. Or wieneschnitzal. Whatever.

BumpInTheNight		2012-06-23 06:53:33 AM

You know who else came from the land down under?

phenn		2012-06-23 06:57:52 AM

FTA: Although the bride now wants a divorce, the Austrian Times is reporting that she'll have to wait six months to split in accordance with Austrian law.

Ah, legislating morality. Always a tremendous idea.

AbbeySomeone		2012-06-23 07:00:09 AM

That is just downright tacky but at least the bride found out what he was like early in the marriage.

/Muriel's wedding

DistendedPendulusFrenulum		2012-06-23 07:00:33 AM

He's lucky he pulled the trigger on in when he did. Six months is a cheap sentence from the perspective of decades of marriage.

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gja		2012-06-23 07:07:30 AM

FTA: "Although the bride now wants a divorce, the Austrian Times is reporting that she'll have to wait six months to split in accordance with Austrian law."

That's gonna be a long farking six months for this asshat, she is gonna torture his sorry butt.

/and he deserves it the little twat, never heard of "on the d/l"?

david_gaithersburg		2012-06-23 07:07:48 AM

Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

neongoats		2012-06-23 07:11:50 AM

Ima10urin8		2012-06-23 07:12:21 AM

Rufus Lee King

Nice, young ones reference

Bigdogdaddy		2012-06-23 07:12:26 AM

What was his fark handle? He has to be on here.

david_gaithersburg		2012-06-23 07:16:57 AM

leevis		2012-06-23 07:17:26 AM

gja: FTA: "Although the bride now wants a divorce, the Austrian Times is reporting that she'll have to wait six months to split in accordance with Austrian law."

That's gonna be a long farking six months for this asshat, she is gonna torture his sorry butt.

/and he deserves it the little twat, never heard of "on the d/l"?

I doubt she'll have much of a chance to torture him, except in the divorce proceedings. They probably won't want to come withing ten miles of each other for a long time. Her because she's pissed off at him, him because he knows if he falls asleep around her she'll go Lorena Bobbitt on him.

four95		2012-06-23 07:21:55 AM

Yes, but was she hot??

_/hot

SweetDickens		2012-06-23 07:26:07 AM

Don't they usually have lots of photogs at weddings??? I think there should be some pictures of this event....:)

rnatalie		2012-06-23 07:27:45 AM

C'mon,cut the groom some slack. At least they didn't catch him with a roo.

picturescrazy		2012-06-23 07:30:30 AM

david_gaithersburg: Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

This is Fark. Small jokes are placed everywhere where ever possible, even if they've been used thousands of times before. If anything happens in Austria, someone throws in a crikey or a kangaroo or something silly. If it's the country of Georgia, someone will make a reference to the state. If it's a hooker, or something really big, smelly, or available to all, they'll say something about your mom.

And that's why we love it here.

Cymbal		2012-06-23 07:32:41 AM

Bob Down		2012-06-23 07:34:49 AM

Theres a state called Georgia?

goonicus		2012-06-23 07:36:55 AM

neongoats: david_gaithersburg: Perhaps an Australian posting a link to an Australian website has something to do with the crikey reference.

My bad. I forgot that the US is the center of the universe. Australia is some place 6,345 miles West of L.A.

Austria.

Another whoosh. That IS an Australian website.

illannoyin		2012-06-23 07:39:51 AM

Bigdogdaddy: What was his fark handle? He has to be on here.

Bruce?

/No pooftahs!

WhyteRaven74		2012-06-23 07:45:04 AM

I remember reading a thing from Anthony Bourdain saying that at one of his earliest food jobs he watched a groom plow a bridesmaid or someone like that out behind the place during the wedding reception.

mhd		2012-06-23 07:49:35 AM

The official illustration for this from one Austrian newspaper:

i45.tinypic.com

This news has to be from the divorce proceedings, as according to other sources, the groom-to-be quit his job to avoid paying alimony and is already married again - to the waitress.

6655321		2012-06-23 08:01:41 AM

Does Arnold have a good alilbi?
upload.wikimedia.org

tarnok		2012-06-23 08:03:30 AM

I'm actually curious about the details here. I mean, was he tapping this woman already and had the bad judgement to use the caterer that employed her for the wedding? Or did he see her at the reception and say "I've got to get me some of that!" And what is the waitress' part in all this? What drives a woman, regardless of what sort of relationship they'd had before, to have sex with a groom _at his wedding_. Did she hate the bride or something?

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-06-23 08:05:07 AM

Lorelle: AUSTRIA, Subby, not Australia. Crikey.

Now I'm wondering what it would sound like if Arnie S. said "crikey"

Wulfman		2012-06-23 08:08:03 AM

tarnok: I'm actually curious about the details here. I mean, was he tapping this woman already and had the bad judgement to use the caterer that employed her for the wedding? Or did he see her at the reception and say "I've got to get me some of that!" And what is the waitress' part in all this? What drives a woman, regardless of what sort of relationship they'd had before, to have sex with a groom _at his wedding_. Did she hate the bride or something?

It was the tux. Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

Spanky McStupid		2012-06-23 08:16:54 AM

Was it this guy?

Gleeman		2012-06-23 08:19:34 AM

Golf clap for Subby!

IRTFA:
Isn't marriage sacred or something? That's what all those anti gay marriage people tell me.

Hypothetical Imperative		2012-06-23 08:28:39 AM

Gleeman: Golf clap for Subby!

IRTFA:
Isn't marriage sacred or something? That's what all those anti gay marriage people tell me.

Sperm are sacred. Marriage is a tax shelter.

durbnpoisn		2012-06-23 08:35:23 AM

werfen ein weiteres Garnelen auf den Grill

DaTheorist		2012-06-23 08:47:04 AM

DENNY CRANE

WhippingBoy		2012-06-23 08:47:18 AM

AbbeySomeone: That is just downright tacky but at least the bride found out what he was like early in the marriage.

/Muriel's wedding

In all likelihood she knew exactly what she was like, but expected to be able to change him after the wedding.

WhippingBoy		2012-06-23 08:48:38 AM

WhippingBoy: AbbeySomeone: That is just downright tacky but at least the bride found out what he was like early in the marriage.

/Muriel's wedding

In all likelihood she knew exactly what she was like, but expected to be able to change him after the wedding.

Fail... what HE was like...

Jacobin		2012-06-23 08:50:31 AM

See what you gay people have done? You've destroyed the sanctity of marriage.

durbnpoisn		2012-06-23 08:52:20 AM

I actually know a woman who did this. She cheated on her husband AT her wedding. No one knew about it. (well, except the other dude).

And don't mistake this for some young chickie I happen to know. It's a friends mother. And she's like 75 now. So this happened well over 50 years ago.

I didn't think things like that happened back in those days...

MAYORBOB		2012-06-23 08:54:36 AM

Maybe the groom has hearing loss and when the bride told him that he absolutely must have one of the cream-filled tortes from the kitchen, he thought she said tarts.

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