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(The New York Times) NewsFlash Sandusky goes from Penn State to State Pen   (nytimes.com) divider line 690
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TSD [TotalFark]
2012-06-22 11:02:21 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-22 11:02:39 PM  
State police uniforms look like the cadets in animal house
 
2012-06-22 11:02:39 PM  
He's going down, and not with a twelve year old for once.
 
2012-06-22 11:02:56 PM  
Is this the revenge rape fetishist thread? Oh good, I haven't missed it.

/lock the guy up and throw away the key
//you people calling for him to be raped etc are terrible
 
2012-06-22 11:03:00 PM  
anyone else hear the guy yelling and asking why Corbett didn't try this case?
 
2012-06-22 11:03:18 PM  

Rann Xerox: Biness: I hope his fellows prisoners roll out the rape carpet for him

Here are two of the guys that will make his stay most pleasant:


Adebisi-d?
 
2012-06-22 11:03:39 PM  

R.A.Danny: I hope he dies with a fist in his ass.


I say this with a straight face. Okay, not really straight, pretty much 100% gay. But that's not the point, the point is one man's Hell is a gay man's wet dream. Not mine, per se, but to each his own.
 
2012-06-22 11:04:01 PM  
Anything less than this would've been a shock. It was as plain as day that he was guilty. I just hope this brings closure for all of the victims.
 
2012-06-22 11:04:10 PM  
Holy crap this press conference is a freaking trail wreck!
 
2012-06-22 11:04:10 PM  

SunsetLament: I'm glad this monster is going to get a life sentance ...

but for the love of god, someone tell this wanna-be-politician prosecutor to please STFU with this endless speech.


No shiat, huh? When in the Hell did she have time to write all of this?
 
2012-06-22 11:04:10 PM  
$100 says his murder will have no witnesses. Just got a feeling
 
2012-06-22 11:04:11 PM  

alwaysjaded: styckx: 9beers to troll the thread in 5...4....3....2.....

He was in a Commented thread already getting warmed up. Someone's gonna be eating good tonight.


I hope someone stabs him in the balls via IPV6
 
2012-06-22 11:04:21 PM  
he should tell people he has ulcerative colitis, nobody would wanna rape him then
 
2012-06-22 11:04:21 PM  

ChrisDe: Without solitary confinement he won't see 2013.


I think you're right. Even with inmates, they still don't like people that mess with kids. Something tells me he's going to be in solitary for a while, if he doesn't off himself first.

Have fun in the hole, asshole. Hopefully Spanier and the rest will be following. If I was in charge of the PSU endowment, I'd start bundling the pallets of cash right about now to start paying off all the civil suits.
 
2012-06-22 11:04:30 PM  
oraculations.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-22 11:04:37 PM  

bsharitt: This was the best headline?


This. WTF......lame headline is lame.

I like this one:

Sandusky cola: available in the traditional 12 oz bottle, and now it comes in little cans
 
2012-06-22 11:04:48 PM  

MrHappyRotter: R.A.Danny: I hope he dies with a fist in his ass.

I say this with a straight face. Okay, not really straight, pretty much 100% gay. But that's not the point, the point is one man's Hell is a gay man's wet dream. Not mine, per se, but to each his own.


With a handful of roofing nails.

Better?
 
2012-06-22 11:04:49 PM  

Marc_Arsenal: Holy crap this press conference is a freaking trail wreck!


An Oregon trail wreck?
 
2012-06-22 11:04:49 PM  

TsukasaK: Is this the revenge rape fetishist thread? Oh good, I haven't missed it.

/lock the guy up and throw away the key
//you people calling for him to be raped etc are terrible


You said rape twice. I gather you really like rape?
 
2012-06-22 11:04:55 PM  
Rot in Hell, you worthless piece of shiat.
 
2012-06-22 11:04:57 PM  

HardRocker488: Here's hoping they don't isolate him from the general population.


Exactly. Good riddance.
 
2012-06-22 11:05:10 PM  
You know what this needed? A guy in a Union Jack knit cap to step in front of the podium and make bird calls. That would have been special.
 
2012-06-22 11:05:11 PM  

doglover: bsharitt: This was the best headline?

Yep. It's just about the only one not about raping children in a shower. There's quite a few of those, and they're not gonna look too pretty on the main page.


Since when does Fark pull punches when it comes to jokes in poor taste?

/my headline submission marginally hinted at shower-rape
 
2012-06-22 11:05:35 PM  

TsukasaK: Is this the revenge rape fetishist thread? Oh good, I haven't missed it.

/lock the guy up and throw away the key
//you people calling for him to be raped etc are terrible


I don't wish rape on anyone, no matter what they've done. I've been through it; it's a hell that no one should have to live through, child or adult. So I'm with you on the "revenge rape" fantasies/fetish.

That said, if someone beat him to death with a tire iron and then pissed on the corpse.....I wouldn't lose too much sleep over that.
 
2012-06-22 11:05:40 PM  
Tickle Monster is 68 years old. Exactly how much justice was served if this guy drops dead in jail at 70?
 
2012-06-22 11:05:49 PM  
lock him in a cage with 4 black men and a bag full of bath salt
 
2012-06-22 11:06:07 PM  

R.A.Danny: MrHappyRotter: R.A.Danny: I hope he dies with a fist in his ass.

I say this with a straight face. Okay, not really straight, pretty much 100% gay. But that's not the point, the point is one man's Hell is a gay man's wet dream. Not mine, per se, but to each his own.

With a handful of roofing nails.

Better?


No, I prefer something a bit more gentle and relaxing, such as a hamster or if I'm feeling particularly frisky, a gerbil.
 
2012-06-22 11:06:14 PM  
This evening, the City Council of Sandusky, Ohio voted 11-2 to change the name of the town to "Honestly, we never even met the bastard, Ohio."
 
2012-06-22 11:06:16 PM  
His defense attorney farked up with his dumbass comments.

Not like it matters now, pervert Sandusky is going away for a long long time.
 
2012-06-22 11:06:21 PM  
It's not as if he couldn't see that coming.
 
2012-06-22 11:06:30 PM  

vygramul: You know what this needed? A guy in a Union Jack knit cap to step in front of the podium and make bird calls. That would have been special.


I lol'd! Would read again.
 
2012-06-22 11:06:35 PM  
Man, Jerry. You're not going to enjoy that at all.
 
2012-06-22 11:06:59 PM  

MrHappyRotter: No, I prefer something a bit more gentle and relaxing, such as a hamster or if I'm feeling particularly frisky, a gerbil.


Richard Gere? Is that you?
 
2012-06-22 11:07:06 PM  
i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 11:07:11 PM  
So this finally goes green and I see no pictures of the JoePa style Pedobear, fark is getting lazy

I'm going go grab some popcorn and read the earlier parts of the thread. See you in a bit.
 
2012-06-22 11:07:13 PM  
thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2012-06-22 11:07:18 PM  
Farewell to a truly bad person. Enjoy your jail cell,dude.
 
2012-06-22 11:07:29 PM  
I hope that it doesn't come out that the jury heard about Matt Sanduskys readiness to testify that he had been molested also. We'll have a re-do if they did hear about it and said that it had an effect on their decision. You can bet your ass that the defense lawyers will be bugging the hell out of them for this tid bit. All it will take is for one juror to say that he/she heard about it.
 
2012-06-22 11:07:42 PM  
40th anniversary of Deliverance too, how fitting.
Squeal like a pig, Jerry
 
2012-06-22 11:07:46 PM  

Biness: Marc_Arsenal: Holy crap this press conference is a freaking trail wreck!

An Oregon trail wreck?


Yes it's the most disturbing of all wrecks!
/Poor Little Susie
//stupid auto correct
 
2012-06-22 11:07:48 PM  
And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
 
2012-06-22 11:08:01 PM  

HardRocker488: Here's hoping they don't isolate him from the general population.


This
D fence?
F*xk him, toss him in with all the people he has avoided his whole life.
His enabling wife deserves to suffer as well.
 
2012-06-22 11:08:02 PM  
Good.

/bummed his lawyer managed to keep him off the stand
 
2012-06-22 11:08:05 PM  
Have fun with this Public Relations nightmare Penn State!
 
2012-06-22 11:08:08 PM  

9beers: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 298x325]


hilarious
 
2012-06-22 11:08:15 PM  

AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Kinda wish Paterno lived to see this. He got off too easy.


Except that the worst you can allege on Paterno is judgment. He committed no prosecutable wrong and got smeared for it.
 
2012-06-22 11:08:16 PM  

sethstorm: It's not as if he couldn't see that coming.


Apparently a lot of people have seen him coming. A lot of very angry and damaged people. Have seen him coming.
 
2012-06-22 11:08:49 PM  

WTFDYW: I hope that it doesn't come out that the jury heard about Matt Sanduskys readiness to testify that he had been molested also. We'll have a re-do if they did hear about it and said that it had an effect on their decision. You can bet your ass that the defense lawyers will be bugging the hell out of them for this tid bit. All it will take is for one juror to say that he/she heard about it.


It would still have to make a material difference, and that seems unlikely, on the whole
 
2012-06-22 11:08:50 PM  
Coming for you, Tickle Monster.
www.heavymetal.com
 
2012-06-22 11:08:50 PM  

TsukasaK: //you people calling for him to be raped etc are terrible


You people trying to defend him like he's a human worthy of mercy are terrible.
 
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