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(Jalopnik)   Did you ever see a car and just know in your heart it was the car for you? This isn't it   (jalopnik.com) divider line 99
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2012-06-22 08:25:23 PM
Pontiac Aztek?

*clicks link*

Close...so very close....
 
2012-06-22 08:25:36 PM
ermagherd truckehrnstein!
 
2012-06-22 08:28:15 PM
onscreencars.com
 
2012-06-22 08:40:09 PM
I think it's kinda cool. Imagine getting in there and finishing out the body professionally and painting it properly, and taking a look at the mechanical and interior (and A/C, apparently).

It'd be fun to drive if finished properly. Certainly would get a lot of attention from car people.

This thing is a work in progress.
 
2012-06-22 08:58:39 PM
You wanna know how I know...+++++++=====connection lost=======+++++
 
2012-06-22 08:59:26 PM
That is decidedly NOT a Morris Marina, subby.
 
2012-06-22 08:59:42 PM
kill it with fire
 
2012-06-22 09:01:09 PM
Looks like a transporter malfunction.
 
2012-06-22 09:01:46 PM

CraicBaby: Pontiac Aztek?

*clicks link*

Close...so very close....


Over in two
 
2012-06-22 09:02:43 PM
This is why we can't have nice things!
 
2012-06-22 09:03:10 PM
That's even better than the Ford Tempo I saw stretched out with six doors like an old-school limo.
 
2012-06-22 09:03:18 PM
This makes no sense to me at all. The lines are terrible and don't match. Just scrap it and put her out of her misery.
 
2012-06-22 09:04:37 PM
I dunno I would drive it..
 
2012-06-22 09:08:02 PM
Inspired by the Johnny Cash cadillac song?
 
2012-06-22 09:09:10 PM
I'm guessing there is a built in bong in the dash.
 
2012-06-22 09:11:58 PM
a little more Bondo, some Macco paint, 20 inch rims, and a buff, you would have one sweet ride.
 
2012-06-22 09:12:49 PM
and this truck has a good title which is titled as a international

I'm driving this b*tch to China! Who's in?
 
2012-06-22 09:14:26 PM
That thing looks like a Redneckmobile gone *very* wrong... and I know from my Redneckmobiles.
 
2012-06-22 09:14:59 PM
What a waste of a Pontiac
 
2012-06-22 09:16:05 PM
Someone could've used those parts to fix up an nice vintage International Harvester pickup, rather than grafting them onto that POS GM thing. What a shame. With some finish and paint, it would look interesting from the front, but its like they forgot about the whole back half...perhaps if they cut it down and fabbed a pickup bed in place of hte back half of the sedan...but then...if they're going to do that....just restore the cool old International truck and crush the Pontiac!
 
2012-06-22 09:18:57 PM

Walker: and this truck has a good title which is titled as a international

I'm driving this b*tch to China! Who's in?


I think the title may be key there. If it's really titled as a '62 International, (depending on the state) the tag fee should be very low. Plus it would qualify as an antique car. Clever.
 
2012-06-22 09:19:57 PM
Behold, the power of meth.
 
2012-06-22 09:24:50 PM

Walker: and this truck has a good title which is titled as a international

I'm driving this b*tch to China! Who's in?


lol nice catch
 
2012-06-22 09:25:35 PM
ds_4815

That is decidedly NOT a Morris Marina, subby.


Thanks for the flashbacks. Twenty years of therapy right down the drain. 1974 Austin Marina.

The ignition is on the wrong side of the steering column. That's why every time I try to turn off the car, I grind the starter.

I need twelve feet of fuel line.
Are you stupid?
No, I own an Austin Marina
Then, yes. Yes you are stupid.

Don't call 'em brakes, call 'em breaks. Cause that's what they do.
 
2012-06-22 09:28:16 PM

Coastalgrl: What a waste of a Pontiac


What a waste of a '62 International!
 
2012-06-22 09:29:04 PM

atomic-age: Behold, the power of meth.


Somebody less lazy then me needs to caption "This car isn't normal... but on meth it is" this pic.

Meth. Not even once.
 
2012-06-22 09:29:47 PM
"allready has grandam door handles installed"

Nice touch. Never skimp on the details.
 
2012-06-22 09:30:38 PM

StarshipAngel: Someone could've used those parts to fix up an nice vintage International Harvester pickup, rather than grafting them onto that POS GM thing. What a shame. With some finish and paint, it would look interesting from the front, but its like they forgot about the whole back half...perhaps if they cut it down and fabbed a pickup bed in place of hte back half of the sedan...but then...if they're going to do that....just restore the cool old International truck and crush the Pontiac!


This thing won"t look good from any angle. I think it as a neat idea, but not one thing on it was done straight. It's like this guy or guys don't own a tape measure or something. From the front, the cab is leaning to one side in respect to the front clip. From the died the cab is leaning forward. The front clip appears to be lower that the ass end. Christ, forget the tape measure, get a piece of string and and a square and make things line up.
 
2012-06-22 09:30:51 PM
Just needs a nice set of truck nuts.
 
2012-06-22 09:33:04 PM
Great my sister needs a new car err truck err whatever.
 
2012-06-22 09:34:23 PM

BumpInTheNight: Just needs a nice set of truck nuts.


so they can be removed with a sawzall? The pontiac is FWD, so technically the thing was born eunuch
 
2012-06-22 09:37:13 PM
Little heavy on the Bondo, otherwise looks sweet, I'd drive it.
 
2012-06-22 09:37:22 PM

Harry Freakstorm: ds_4815

That is decidedly NOT a Morris Marina, subby.


Thanks for the flashbacks. Twenty years of therapy right down the drain. 1974 Austin Marina.

The ignition is on the wrong side of the steering column. That's why every time I try to turn off the car, I grind the starter.

I need twelve feet of fuel line.
Are you stupid?
No, I own an Austin Marina
Then, yes. Yes you are stupid.

Don't call 'em brakes, call 'em breaks. Cause that's what they do.


I have to say I wasn't too familiar with the Austin Marina, so I went to google and found this little gem.
 
2012-06-22 09:37:48 PM

dragonchild: Coastalgrl: What a waste of a Pontiac

What a waste of a '62 International!


true. this union was not made in heaven.
 
2012-06-22 09:38:01 PM
I was close, thinking it would be some Frankenstein-y creation. But I'm disappointed it isn't a horrible grafting of some of the worst cars ever. Like, slap together parts of a Pacer, a Pinto, a Yugo, and an Edsel. Something like that could almost be called art if it were done well.
 
2012-06-22 09:38:49 PM
I just have this to say

www.lolwut.com
 
2012-06-22 09:39:19 PM
Pontiac (grand am?) by itself is bad enough
 
2012-06-22 09:40:03 PM

StarshipAngel: Someone could've used those parts to fix up an nice vintage International Harvester pickup, rather than grafting them onto that POS GM thing. What a shame. With some finish and paint, it would look interesting from the front, but its like they forgot about the whole back half...perhaps if they cut it down and fabbed a pickup bed in place of hte back half of the sedan...but then...if they're going to do that....just restore the cool old International truck and crush the Pontiac!


Add the pick up bed on to the back of the sedan back.
 
2012-06-22 09:42:10 PM

poodebunker: Inspired by the Johnny Cash cadillac song?


It looks more like it was inspired by inbreeding and 'squeeze'.
 
2012-06-22 09:44:44 PM
RatOmeter
Walker: and this truck has a good title which is titled as a international
I'm driving this b*tch to China! Who's in?
I think the title may be key there. If it's really titled as a '62 International, (depending on the state) the tag fee should be very low. Plus it would qualify as an antique car. Clever.

I was thinking a psychobilly pontiac.
 
2012-06-22 09:44:51 PM
Wish I still had the picture of the guy in my town who cut and welded a bed onto his 96 cavalier.

Aka the El Cavino.
 
2012-06-22 09:45:41 PM

Coastalgrl: What a waste of a Pontiac


They're not making those anymore, you know. COLLECTIBLES!
 
2012-06-22 09:46:26 PM
That thing has nothing on my family car:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-22 09:47:59 PM
One piece at a time

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-22 09:49:56 PM
fc06.deviantart.net
Now THIS is a ride!
 
2012-06-22 09:51:52 PM

ArkyBeagle: Coastalgrl: What a waste of a Pontiac

They're not making those anymore, you know. COLLECTIBLES!


I know. I drive a 2000 grand am and completely in love with her.

If I'm not careful, I'll be living in her.... Again.
 
2012-06-22 09:52:37 PM
...And coming up next, on Pimp My Ride...
 
2012-06-22 09:53:41 PM
They should've used a minivan instead of a Pontiac, that way it would look like a hipster PT Cruiser instead of an afterbirth.
 
2012-06-22 09:53:49 PM

dragonchild: What a waste of a '62 International!


This.

About as much logic as taking a full size truck, dropping it to the gound, fill the bed with gas tank and/or sound system and put 'rims' on it. I enjoy toying around in a truck, but it was built for getting projects done not being a project.
 
2012-06-22 09:57:19 PM
"Hey, Billy Bob! Let's do meth and make an El Camino without the truck bed!"
 
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