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2012-06-22 09:50:15 PM  
Ebersole isnt gonna get caught in some crazy sub, Walberger needs to get off his back before he loses the last 2 rounds (and fight).
 
2012-06-22 09:51:21 PM  
I think I'll give that round to hair row.

9-9
 
2012-06-22 09:52:12 PM  

9beers: violentsalvation: 9beers: Reddit is going to go nuts over this guy.

why?

Upvote


lol, I had to think about what you meant.
 
2012-06-22 09:52:36 PM  
Absolute garbage coaching and strategy by Walberger and his camp. Did they even watch tape on Ebersole?
 
2012-06-22 09:53:46 PM  
lol
 
2012-06-22 09:54:12 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Ebersole isnt gonna get caught in some crazy sub, Walberger needs to get off his back before he loses the last 2 rounds (and fight).


If they play for his sub attempts as control, Walberger took that round. Never can tell what the judges will do there.
 
2012-06-22 09:54:19 PM  
A cartwheel kick ?

That's some crazy Sakuraba shiat right there
 
2012-06-22 09:54:34 PM  
Oops, 19-19
 
2012-06-22 09:56:16 PM  

libranoelrose: Oops, 19-19


same thing.
 
2012-06-22 09:56:17 PM  
Thank you for finally switching cameras.

I hate this through the cage shiat.
 
2012-06-22 09:57:03 PM  
Walberger's corner still screami.ng for subs. They should all be hit with a shovel.
 
2012-06-22 09:57:40 PM  
Ebersole won that one too.
 
2012-06-22 09:59:05 PM  
29-28 Ebersole.
 
2012-06-22 10:00:30 PM  
Yay, I got another one right. Still losing overall here.
 
2012-06-22 10:02:29 PM  
So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-22 10:03:49 PM  

dr_blasto: libranoelrose: Oops, 19-19

same thing.


Yeah, but now that trolly mctrollerson is here, I figured I better correct it before he said something.
 
2012-06-22 10:04:17 PM  

libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT


droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..
 
2012-06-22 10:04:24 PM  
I hope this fight is as good as their last two.
 
2012-06-22 10:05:03 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT

droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..


hahaha

I was using voice to text and it turned the word pickle into penis, and Gates BBQ into gay sex.
 
2012-06-22 10:06:51 PM  
Wow. Was the phone manufactured in San Francisco?
 
2012-06-22 10:09:23 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User:

15 of Guida's 29 victories are by submission. 5 are by TKO or KO. Only 9 have gone to decision. He's lost three split decisions, and he's never been knocked out. 8 of Maynard's 10 fights have gone to decision. Who doesn't finish?

Guida has a better shot at this than you're giving him credit for.

Guida, rear naked choke, round 2.


I can see why you might've thought I was saying Maynard was a bigger finisher than Guida. That's not what I was saying at all. I do think he has more power than Guida, based on his fights with Edgar and Diaz, as well as some nice ground and pound against other fighters I can't name of the top of my head. I did point out that Maynard has not KO'd/TKO'd anyone in a long time, and also has no finishes via submission.

I did explicitly state that Guida isn't a big finisher, which I stand by. While he did have a nice run of 3 subs in a row, 6 of his prior 8 wins were via decision. Regarding Guida's overall record, I tend to not read too much into early career records in smaller promotions because I have no way of gauging the quality of opponents. I like to look at how guys perform against guys I'm familiar with.

I did mention that I thought this fight was likely to go to the scorecards because I don't think either guy is a big finisher and I think both guys are difficult to finish. I really like Maynard's boxing and ground n pound. I think he's more talented than Guida, potentially championship caliber. I think Guida is a perpetual contender who, while very active, looks more active than he actually is because of his pretty hair.
 
2012-06-22 10:09:41 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT

droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..

hahaha

I was using voice to text and it turned the word pickle into penis, and Gates BBQ into gay sex.


Link
 
2012-06-22 10:09:55 PM  
This is a fun card, 10 times better than tomorrow's PPV garbage.
 
2012-06-22 10:10:19 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT

droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..

hahaha

I was using voice to text and it turned the word pickle into penis, and Gates BBQ into gay sex.


Lol hahaha! My phone turns the word "busy" into "busty".. so I get stupid texts back saying "heh. I'm not but you are.. heh" such tools!
 
2012-06-22 10:10:26 PM  
fisher looks old as shiat.
 
2012-06-22 10:10:54 PM  

dr_blasto: Yay, I got another one right. Still losing overall here.


All your correct picks are prefect though, so that's something.
 
2012-06-22 10:11:33 PM  

psychicdeath99: Wow. Was the phone manufactured in San Francisco?


I guess.

I was out running errands and picking up dinner before the fights. I voice texted my GF to ask her if she wanted a pickle from Gates, and the question came out "Do you want a penis from gay sex?"
 
2012-06-22 10:13:34 PM  

violentsalvation: dr_blasto: Yay, I got another one right. Still losing overall here.

All your correct picks are prefect though, so that's something.


Lol, I have that going for me, which is nice. I'm a little more confident in my main card picks.
 
2012-06-22 10:13:42 PM  

cookiefleck: Lol hahaha! My phone turns the word "busy" into "busty".. so I get stupid texts back saying "heh. I'm not but you are.. heh" such tools!


hahaha, nice!
 
2012-06-22 10:14:58 PM  
Stout's in control here.
 
2012-06-22 10:16:09 PM  

violentsalvation: Link


lmao

Does that mean I have to start sucking the cock?
 
2012-06-22 10:18:16 PM  
This thread reminds me of my night out a few weekends ago: all of a sudden, everything turned gay. Except that time, it was mostly uber-hot lessies.
 
2012-06-22 10:18:36 PM  
perfect, prefect. close enough
 
2012-06-22 10:18:43 PM  
Fisher looking a little slower now. Damn he was fast in that first round.
 
2012-06-22 10:19:35 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: Link

lmao

Does that mean I have to start sucking the cock?


Yes. Yes, it does.
 
2012-06-22 10:20:36 PM  
This is a fun fight card. I hope I can find the bellator online and watch it tonight too.
 
2012-06-22 10:22:09 PM  

the biggest redneck here: This thread reminds me of my night out a few weekends ago: all of a sudden, everything turned gay. Except that time, it was mostly uber-hot lessies.


t1.gstatic.com

Is that better?
 
2012-06-22 10:23:31 PM  
I have stout up 20-18.

And yes, libranoelrose, it does.
 
2012-06-22 10:26:14 PM  

libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: This thread reminds me of my night out a few weekends ago: all of a sudden, everything turned gay. Except that time, it was mostly uber-hot lessies.

[t1.gstatic.com image 225x225]

Is that better?


Oh, you!
 
2012-06-22 10:27:44 PM  

cookiefleck: Yes. Yes, it does.


dr_blasto: And yes, libranoelrose, it does


img442.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-22 10:28:27 PM  
Good fight. I give it to stout, 30-27..
 
2012-06-22 10:28:35 PM  
Good fight. 30-27 Stout.
 
2012-06-22 10:30:07 PM  

dr_blasto: Good fight. I give it to stout, 30-27..


psychicdeath99: Good fight. 30-27 Stout.


Lol. 7 seconds.
 
2012-06-22 10:30:12 PM  
to the pink-haired chick in the Harley commercial

i798.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 10:31:23 PM  

violentsalvation: to the pink-haired chick in the Harley commercial

[i798.photobucket.com image 432x148]


Good god, I find that amusing.
 
2012-06-22 10:33:30 PM  

violentsalvation: to the pink-haired chick in the Harley commercial

[i798.photobucket.com image 432x148]


No love for the soccer milf or the total noob in the same commercial?

/never seen a victory motorcycle out in public before..
 
2012-06-22 10:34:00 PM  
Ooh, almost even on my picks!

I could be perfect on method. Go Guida, go decision.
www.tapology.com
 
2012-06-22 10:34:19 PM  
Holy crap. Franklin looks like a skeleton.
 
2012-06-22 10:36:41 PM  

libranoelrose: Holy crap. Franklin looks like a skeleton.


I'm picking Silva tomorrow. Probably TKO rd 3, playing the same game he played against Bisping.
 
2012-06-22 10:36:48 PM  
For the love of MMA, no more Edgar vs Maynard.
 
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