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2012-06-22 04:25:45 PM  
So much to keep track of.. I think I'll skip Bellator live and watch UFC then watch a copy of Bellator after the fact.. No way I'm keeping track of two at the same time.
 
2012-06-22 04:42:00 PM  
I figure since most the thread will probably be watching UFC first I will only post my UFC picks for now and hold back the bellator picks until later on.

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2012-06-22 05:04:11 PM  
Awesome my first MMA green. Squeezed it in 45 minutes ago and they insta greened it right at 5..

Thanks Drew, or whoever in watching over the queue today.
 
2012-06-22 05:16:56 PM  
".... Thai steel cup ...."
 
2012-06-22 05:17:58 PM  
That was some hardcore cup selling
 
2012-06-22 05:21:55 PM  
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Makes sense not to post Bellator picks until later to avoid spoilers. It sucks that MTV2 isn't showing Bellator 71. Instead of just DVRing it, I'll have to find an online source after the fact.
 
2012-06-22 05:27:47 PM  
i will be out of town for tonight's and tomorrow's UFC matches. Keep me entertained FARK. Limited tv and cell coverage. Lots of beer though and greasy bar food.
 
2012-06-22 05:28:29 PM  
It's days like this I wish I lived on the East Coast.
 
2012-06-22 05:28:53 PM  
Sweet, forgot about Bellator. My submission was only for the ufc fights.

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2012-06-22 05:30:58 PM  
downpaymentblues wanted her picks posted for her

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2012-06-22 05:31:23 PM  
I honestly didn't pay attention enough to that fight to even guess who will win the decision.
 
2012-06-22 05:33:01 PM  

eagles95: i will be out of town for tonight's and tomorrow's UFC matches. Keep me entertained FARK. Limited tv and cell coverage. Lots of beer though and greasy bar food.


Enjoy the trip. I was out of town for the last few events, including the Ellenberger fight.
 
2012-06-22 05:33:49 PM  
Having a free FX show that has a better card the night before makes UFC 147, on PPV, look even crappier. 147 has to be the weakest PPV in years.
 
2012-06-22 05:41:56 PM  

GQueue: Having a free FX show that has a better card the night before makes UFC 147, on PPV, look even crappier. 147 has to be the weakest PPV in years.


I was thinking the same thing, I like this card a lot better than 147.
 
2012-06-22 05:43:06 PM  
Hmm yeah... This guy needs to stick to shorts that are just a tad less sheer..
 
2012-06-22 05:47:42 PM  

GQueue: Having a free FX show that has a better card the night before makes UFC 147, on PPV, look even crappier. 147 has to be the weakest PPV in years.


Pretty much. Not a good card on paper at all. But then it's more for the Brazilian market than the US. I'm surprised they kept it as a PPV for the US instead of just making it a free show.
 
2012-06-22 05:47:51 PM  
Oof, you actually could hear his elbow clunking off his skull
 
2012-06-22 05:49:04 PM  
My breakdown of the main event:

Maynard: Great hands, lots of power, but only 2 KO/TKO victories, the most recent way back in 2007. Great wrestler, but no finishes via submission. Has experience fighting 5-rounders, but cardio can be an issue.

Guida: Good cardio, busy pace, mixes striking and wrestling well. Likes to scrap, but will probably resort to humping. Not a big finisher and is susceptible to subs, particularly rear-nekkids, but also arm-bars.

This fight is very likely to go five rounds, with Maynard winning early rounds and Guida later rounds. The winner will be determined by which round is the turning point (and judging, obviously).

Prediction: Maynard via split decision: 48-47, 49-46, 47-48
 
2012-06-22 05:50:21 PM  
My picks:

UFC on FX 4:
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Bellator:
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Long as I am here:
UFC 147
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2012-06-22 05:52:17 PM  

psychicdeath99: GQueue: Having a free FX show that has a better card the night before makes UFC 147, on PPV, look even crappier. 147 has to be the weakest PPV in years.

Pretty much. Not a good card on paper at all. But then it's more for the Brazilian market than the US. I'm surprised they kept it as a PPV for the US instead of just making it a free show.


Ya...the main event should be fun, but I'm not paying for it and I've been buying almost every PPV since my daughter was born and I've been pseudo-tethered to the house. I'm also pissed the Faber-Barao fight was moved off the Silva-Sonnen card. It's really unlikely that I'll buy two PPV's in the same month again anytime soon.
 
2012-06-22 05:52:59 PM  
This is a good f*cking fight. Those elbows get Funch out of trouble every time.
 
paj
2012-06-22 05:53:24 PM  

Lord Zardoz: My picks:

UFC on FX 4:
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Bellator:
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Long as I am here:
UFC 147
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END COMMUNICATION


Don't look at that post later if you want to avoid spoilers, as the tapology picks update the results automatically.
 
2012-06-22 05:53:35 PM  

NorCalLos: psychicdeath99: GQueue: Having a free FX show that has a better card the night before makes UFC 147, on PPV, look even crappier. 147 has to be the weakest PPV in years.

Pretty much. Not a good card on paper at all. But then it's more for the Brazilian market than the US. I'm surprised they kept it as a PPV for the US instead of just making it a free show.

Ya...the main event should be fun, but I'm not paying for it and I've been buying almost every PPV since my daughter was born and I've been pseudo-tethered to the house. I'm also pissed the Faber-Barao fight was moved off the Silva-Sonnen card. It's really unlikely that I'll buy two PPV's in the same month again anytime soon.


The ppv when first announced was badass, considering it originally had Silva-Sonnen II on it as well, then it got gutted and turned into this. It should still be fun, but I agree with everyone else, it isn't worth ppv money.
 
2012-06-22 05:55:34 PM  
Really pulling for Dan Miller here. One of the classiest guys in the sport. Anyone know how his son is doing? Hope everything is ok.
 
2012-06-22 05:56:35 PM  
Faaaaaaaaaaaantastic!
 
2012-06-22 05:56:41 PM  
Got him!
 
2012-06-22 05:56:43 PM  

violentsalvation: This is a good f*cking fight. Those elbows get Funch out of trouble every time.


Darn. I was too lazy to fire up the laptop to watch the facebook fights. For some reason the facebook fights won't play on my tablet. Oh well. Hope they replay it at some point tonight.
 
2012-06-22 05:58:16 PM  
Funch looks like a miniature Todd Duffee
 
2012-06-22 06:01:26 PM  
Yay. Fuel prelims time.
 
2012-06-22 06:02:36 PM  
I picked the wrong week to start working Fridays again(recovering from a concussion). And since I'll likely miss the fight I'm picking Ebersole to win and this was going to be my post.

*ahem*

I was once an MMA fighter like you, but then I took a Hairrow to the knee.
 
2012-06-22 06:05:04 PM  

Flappyhead: I picked the wrong week to start working Fridays again(recovering from a concussion). And since I'll likely miss the fight I'm picking Ebersole to win and this was going to be my post.

*ahem*

I was once an MMA fighter like you, but then I took a Hairrow to the knee.


He had no arrow (or Golden Palace ad) shaved in for the weighin yesterday. Wonder what he'll show up with for the fight.
 
2012-06-22 06:07:17 PM  
This Just For Men commercial is really f*cking strange.
 
2012-06-22 06:07:24 PM  
Hey all.. I'm in happy hour mode. I got a huge electric lemonade and the bar ho gave me free fried pickles... SCORE!
 
2012-06-22 06:09:03 PM  
I am a huge Matt Brown fan. Hoping for a ko here, or maybe even domination like he doled out to Wonderboy.
 
2012-06-22 06:14:20 PM  

Klippoklondike: Really pulling for Dan Miller here. One of the classiest guys in the sport. Anyone know how his son is doing? Hope everything is ok.


For a sec, I was thinking Mayhem and I looked up at the Tapology cards to see who won, and was like "Whoah...Mayem won a fight." Then I put two and two together with the son and everything made sense in my world again.

/CSB
 
2012-06-22 06:15:45 PM  
Ramos is strong.
 
2012-06-22 06:23:01 PM  
Brown has his range now.
 
2012-06-22 06:23:43 PM  
Why isn't this sweaty dick punching crap in the entertainment tab?

/runs
//fWc fo life
 
2012-06-22 06:24:52 PM  
Awesome! Would love to see Brown vs. Dan Hardy next.
 
2012-06-22 06:25:34 PM  
I like the stoppage.
 
paj
2012-06-22 06:25:38 PM  
Blam blam blam blam blam stoppage.
 
2012-06-22 06:25:39 PM  
That was pretty much the definition of "out on his feet."
 
2012-06-22 06:27:33 PM  

cookiefleck: Hey all.. I'm in happy hour mode. I got a huge electric lemonade and the bar ho gave me free fried pickles... SCORE!


*drool*

I could really go for some greasy bar food right now. jalapeño poppers, mmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
2012-06-22 06:29:49 PM  
I picked against Camozzi because I can't stand his tattoos.
 
2012-06-22 06:31:32 PM  

Doogie TKE: Why isn't this sweaty dick punching crap in the entertainment tab?

/runs
//fWc fo life


Because FARK YOU that's why!
 
2012-06-22 06:35:16 PM  

violentsalvation: cookiefleck: Hey all.. I'm in happy hour mode. I got a huge electric lemonade and the bar ho gave me free fried pickles... SCORE!

*drool*

I could really go for some greasy bar food right now. jalapeño poppers, mmmmmmmmmmmm.


i'll be eating my greasy bar food in 2 hrs...beer battered cheese curds, pickels, broccoli. The bar we are going to only makes hamburgers in 1 lb freshly made patties from local cows processed in town. Honestly will be best burger i eat all year. Then nothing but salads the rest of the weekend.

/the bacon is fresh too and made local too...THICK slab bacon...
 
2012-06-22 06:35:38 PM  
We've got the Guido/ Italian mafia trash quota nicely covered... dude cheering looked like big pussy.
 
2012-06-22 06:36:11 PM  

Senile Vince: Doogie TKE: Why isn't this sweaty dick punching crap in the entertainment tab?

/runs
//fWc fo life

Because FARK YOU that's why!


Senile Vince? In an MMA thread? Waiting for Michael Hayes to make your creatine taco?
 
2012-06-22 06:36:52 PM  
Gonna' skip Bellator tonight. I don't think my neighbors unpassworded wireless can handle me streaming both at the same time.


Win or lose Guida will bring it. He does it every fight.
 
2012-06-22 06:39:28 PM  

One Bad Apple: Gonna' skip Bellator tonight. I don't think my neighbors unpassworded wireless can handle me streaming both at the same time.


Win or lose Guida will bring it. He does it every fight.


I picked Maynard, but I actually hope Guida wins. A fair chance Guida will out-cardio Maynard, particularly in a five round fight.
 
2012-06-22 06:39:57 PM  

One Bad Apple: Gonna' skip Bellator tonight. I don't think my neighbors unpassworded wireless can handle me streaming both at the same time.


Win or lose Guida will bring it. He does it every fight.


Wow, those still exist? I remember back in the day when you could war drive your entire neighborhood and pick up about 30 unprotected wifi connections.. Now, you may get 1 if you're really really lucky.
 
2012-06-22 06:42:13 PM  

psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: Gonna' skip Bellator tonight. I don't think my neighbors unpassworded wireless can handle me streaming both at the same time.


Win or lose Guida will bring it. He does it every fight.

I picked Maynard, but I actually hope Guida wins. A fair chance Guida will out-cardio Maynard, particularly in a five round fight.


I think Guida will take it if he can stay off his back for enough of the fight. He will get taken down, he just needs to get back up quickly so he can tire Maynard out. There aren't many people who can keep a pace that ridiculous for 5 straight rounds.
 
2012-06-22 06:42:14 PM  
Wow. The crowd is cheering Catone's missed punches.
 
2012-06-22 06:43:51 PM  

psychicdeath99: particularly in a five round fight.


Oh damn, I always forget about that now.
 
2012-06-22 06:50:00 PM  
Finally home with beer and burritos.

Howdy y'all!
 
2012-06-22 06:51:03 PM  
Yay!

A vampire movie that looks like it doesn't suck!
 
2012-06-22 06:52:54 PM  
BLOOD RAGU FOR THE BLOOD RAGU GOD
 
2012-06-22 06:53:17 PM  

libranoelrose: Yay!

A vampire movie that looks like it doesn't suck!


No vampires who worry about their feelings (and sparkle).
 
2012-06-22 06:54:19 PM  
Damn, the mouth-breather won.
 
2012-06-22 06:54:23 PM  
Doctor stoppage. He was busted up.
 
2012-06-22 06:54:33 PM  
Aw damn that is disappointing.
 
2012-06-22 06:54:43 PM  
Ehh, I've seen worse let go...
 
2012-06-22 06:55:52 PM  

styckx: Ehh, I've seen worse let go...


Yeah, he coulda kept getting punched for a minute or two more.

Outcome woulda been the same, though.
 
2012-06-22 06:56:22 PM  
If they would have let it go, I think Catone would probably have won it.
 
2012-06-22 06:57:22 PM  
Jersey is so classy.
 
2012-06-22 06:57:53 PM  

libranoelrose: Jersey is so classy.


At least they aren't in Philly.
 
2012-06-22 06:58:02 PM  

styckx: Ehh, I've seen worse let go...


Location, location, location. Anything directly over the eye gets a stoppage. Blood flows directly into it and you're 1/2 blind.


Also I swear I heard the doctor say "Eeww" when he wiped the blood off and saw the cut itself. That's a bad sign.
 
2012-06-22 07:00:44 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: Jersey is so classy.

At least they aren't in Philly.


Good point.
 
2012-06-22 07:02:00 PM  

One Bad Apple: styckx: Ehh, I've seen worse let go...

Location, location, location. Anything directly over the eye gets a stoppage. Blood flows directly into it and you're 1/2 blind.


Also I swear I heard the doctor say "Eeww" when he wiped the blood off and saw the cut itself. That's a bad sign.


I couldn't tell for sure, but I thought it was Miragliota who said eeww.
 
2012-06-22 07:02:03 PM  

One Bad Apple: styckx: Ehh, I've seen worse let go...

Location, location, location. Anything directly over the eye gets a stoppage. Blood flows directly into it and you're 1/2 blind.


Also I swear I heard the doctor say "Eeww" when he wiped the blood off and saw the cut itself. That's a bad sign.


Velasquez cut Bigfoot silva above the eye and they let that fight go to the finish, though they probably shouldn't have. That was the bloodiest fight I've ever seen and I give bigfoot props for lasting as long as he did blind. Doctor stoppages are always disappointing, though I understand they are necessary sometimes.
 
2012-06-22 07:04:33 PM  

eagles95: Senile Vince: Doogie TKE: Why isn't this sweaty dick punching crap in the entertainment tab?

/runs
//fWc fo life

Because FARK YOU that's why!

Senile Vince? In an MMA thread? Waiting for Michael Hayes to make your creatine taco?


TACOS FINISHED, FARK YOU!

I GOT MY GENETIC JACKHAMMER WHIPPED OUT.......

.
.
.

C'MON DAMMIT, IT AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
 
2012-06-22 07:06:10 PM  

psychicdeath99: One Bad Apple: styckx: Ehh, I've seen worse let go...

Location, location, location. Anything directly over the eye gets a stoppage. Blood flows directly into it and you're 1/2 blind.


Also I swear I heard the doctor say "Eeww" when he wiped the blood off and saw the cut itself. That's a bad sign.

I couldn't tell for sure, but I thought it was Miragliota who said eeww.


Just rewound it. The doctor said something, then called Miragliota back over, then wiped it again. Miragliota said "Aw, man" and started waving his arms.
 
2012-06-22 07:09:01 PM  
I thought that knee opened him up. Took a few seconds to start bleeding though.
 
2012-06-22 07:09:38 PM  
ANOTHER exploding forehead.


This is like a Peckinpaw flick.
 
2012-06-22 07:09:52 PM  
Tapped!
 
2012-06-22 07:10:05 PM  
Dude got pummeled.
 
2012-06-22 07:10:49 PM  
Siler looks so much like a non-fighter I never pick him. He could choke out Braulio Estima and I still wouldn't pick him for his next fight. Dude needs to grow a beard or something.
 
2012-06-22 07:11:06 PM  
Gambino kept working, but Siler was just too good for him. Nice sub.
 
2012-06-22 07:13:02 PM  
Is that a chain link fence tattoo?
 
2012-06-22 07:15:42 PM  

libranoelrose: Is that a chain link fence tattoo?


Yup. I thought it was one of the more original fighter tattoos when I first saw it.
 
2012-06-22 07:16:56 PM  

psychicdeath99: libranoelrose: Is that a chain link fence tattoo?

Yup. I thought it was one of the more original fighter tattoos when I first saw it.


Yeah, that's pretty cool.

I thought it was a shadow or something.

/shiatty feed
 
2012-06-22 07:19:05 PM  

libranoelrose: Is that a chain link fence tattoo?


Prolly just some bored cornerman with a sharpie.
 
2012-06-22 07:23:21 PM  

libranoelrose: psychicdeath99: libranoelrose: Is that a chain link fence tattoo?

Yup. I thought it was one of the more original fighter tattoos when I first saw it.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

I thought it was a shadow or something.

/shiatty feed


Glad my DishTV plan has Fuel on it and I don't have to rely on feeds for the prelims. Plus Fuel has lots of UFC content throughout the week. I think I have ten episodes of UFC Reloaded (basically rebroadcast ppv cards) on my DVR.
 
2012-06-22 07:25:46 PM  

One Bad Apple: libranoelrose: Is that a chain link fence tattoo?

Prolly just some bored cornerman with a sharpie.


He's got Mexican cornermen?
 
2012-06-22 07:26:25 PM  

the biggest redneck here: One Bad Apple: libranoelrose: Is that a chain link fence tattoo?

Prolly just some bored cornerman with a sharpie.

He's got Mexican cornerwomen?


fixed
 
2012-06-22 07:26:32 PM  
Rick Story was nearly in a title fight, and now he is two losses in a row and on the prelims fighting a promotional newbie. MMA gods giveth, and taketh away
 
2012-06-22 07:26:45 PM  

psychicdeath99: Glad my DishTV plan has Fuel on it and I don't have to rely on feeds for the prelims. Plus Fuel has lots of UFC content throughout the week. I think I have ten episodes of UFC Reloaded (basically rebroadcast ppv cards) on my DVR.


Canceled cable TV a couple of years ago and haven't regretted it for a second.

Not knocking anyone who pays for TV, I just couldn't keep paying for channels I never watched.
 
2012-06-22 07:29:03 PM  
That was a sweet takedown.
 
2012-06-22 07:31:46 PM  
The long lost child of Brock Lesnar and Keith Jardine.
 
2012-06-22 07:32:16 PM  

libranoelrose: That was a sweet takedown.


I'll give him the round just for that.
 
2012-06-22 07:36:14 PM  
I ate too much and my stomach hurts now. :(
 
2012-06-22 07:38:15 PM  
Story 20-18. Not thrilling. His takedowns are making the difference.
 
2012-06-22 07:38:28 PM  
2 Lame rounds. Blech.
 
2012-06-22 07:40:29 PM  
Jardine is improving. On that 4th takedown he ended up in guard instead of having Story riding his back.
 
2012-06-22 07:41:04 PM  

Klippoklondike: Story 20-18. Not thrilling. His takedowns are making the difference.


I thought I might have missed something in the second round during that first takedown, but I just saw it again.

Jardine isn't being taken down so much as he's falling to the ground when Story gets his hands on him.

WTF is he thinking?
 
2012-06-22 07:42:34 PM  

psychicdeath99: Jardine is improving. On that 4th takedown he ended up in guard instead of having Story riding his back.


Yeah, I don't think they have been takedowns.

Wish I was recording this one.
 
2012-06-22 07:43:23 PM  
This round is all Story's. Jardine needs a finish.
 
2012-06-22 07:43:48 PM  
Jardine is a wrestler?

He doesn't even sprawl.

There he went to the ground again for no reason.
 
2012-06-22 07:44:03 PM  
I just love it when people show up at my house unannounced and uninvited and make me participate in unwanted human interaction. Dick.
 
2012-06-22 07:44:55 PM  
30-27 Story.
 
2012-06-22 07:45:08 PM  
The crowd should be booing now.

They have no sense of timing.
 
2012-06-22 07:45:59 PM  

violentsalvation: I just love it when people show up at my house unannounced and uninvited and make me participate in unwanted human interaction. Dick.


You didn't miss anything.
 
2012-06-22 07:46:54 PM  
Not even the Pacquiao-Bradley judges could get this one wrong.
 
2012-06-22 07:47:26 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I just love it when people show up at my house unannounced and uninvited and make me participate in unwanted human interaction. Dick.

You didn't miss anything.


Yeah, that was a very boring fight. Worst of the night so far.
 
2012-06-22 07:48:05 PM  

psychicdeath99: Not even the Pacquiao-Bradley judges could get this one wrong.


Ha! Leonard Garcia by split decision.
 
2012-06-22 07:48:41 PM  

psychicdeath99: Not even the Pacquiao-Bradley judges could get this one wrong.


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Challenge accepted
 
2012-06-22 07:49:20 PM  

Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I just love it when people show up at my house unannounced and uninvited and make me participate in unwanted human interaction. Dick.

You didn't miss anything.

Yeah, that was a very boring fight. Worst of the night so far.


Not even a busted open forehead to continue the streak, darnit.
 
2012-06-22 07:50:34 PM  

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: Not even the Pacquiao-Bradley judges could get this one wrong.

Challenge accepted


Now that's funny.
 
2012-06-22 07:52:37 PM  
Is anyone watching Bellator ?
 
2012-06-22 07:54:53 PM  

One Bad Apple: Is anyone watching Bellator ?


Well, someone mentioned it, so here's my picks. 0-4 so far

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2012-06-22 07:55:33 PM  

Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I just love it when people show up at my house unannounced and uninvited and make me participate in unwanted human interaction. Dick.

You didn't miss anything.

Yeah, that was a very boring fight. Worst of the night so far.


Oh, good.
 
2012-06-22 07:55:51 PM  

NorCalLos: My breakdown of the main event:

Maynard: Great hands, lots of power, but only 2 KO/TKO victories, the most recent way back in 2007. Great wrestler, but no finishes via submission. Has experience fighting 5-rounders, but cardio can be an issue.

Guida: Good cardio, busy pace, mixes striking and wrestling well. Likes to scrap, but will probably resort to humping. Not a big finisher and is susceptible to subs, particularly rear-nekkids, but also arm-bars.

This fight is very likely to go five rounds, with Maynard winning early rounds and Guida later rounds. The winner will be determined by which round is the turning point (and judging, obviously).

Prediction: Maynard via split decision: 48-47, 49-46, 47-48


15 of Guida's 29 victories are by submission. 5 are by TKO or KO. Only 9 have gone to decision. He's lost three split decisions, and he's never been knocked out. 8 of Maynard's 10 fights have gone to decision. Who doesn't finish?

Guida has a better shot at this than you're giving him credit for.

Guida, rear naked choke, round 2.
 
2012-06-22 07:56:14 PM  

One Bad Apple: Is anyone watching Bellator ?


Nah. I'll try to find it online after the UFC card is over.
 
2012-06-22 07:56:32 PM  

Klippoklondike: One Bad Apple: Is anyone watching Bellator ?

Well, someone mentioned it, so here's my picks. 0-4 so far

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I've got the all wrong so far too.
 
2012-06-22 07:57:04 PM  

violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I just love it when people show up at my house unannounced and uninvited and make me participate in unwanted human interaction. Dick.

You didn't miss anything.

Yeah, that was a very boring fight. Worst of the night so far.

Oh, good.


That video link you sent me was taken down by it's submitter. Do you still have it in yor browsers cache?
 
2012-06-22 07:58:59 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: Klippoklondike: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: I just love it when people show up at my house unannounced and uninvited and make me participate in unwanted human interaction. Dick.

You didn't miss anything.

Yeah, that was a very boring fight. Worst of the night so far.

Oh, good.

That video link you sent me was taken down by it's submitter. Do you still have it in yor browsers cache?


... the farting in the stockings?
 
2012-06-22 07:59:04 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: NorCalLos: My breakdown of the main event:

Maynard: Great hands, lots of power, but only 2 KO/TKO victories, the most recent way back in 2007. Great wrestler, but no finishes via submission. Has experience fighting 5-rounders, but cardio can be an issue.

Guida: Good cardio, busy pace, mixes striking and wrestling well. Likes to scrap, but will probably resort to humping. Not a big finisher and is susceptible to subs, particularly rear-nekkids, but also arm-bars.

This fight is very likely to go five rounds, with Maynard winning early rounds and Guida later rounds. The winner will be determined by which round is the turning point (and judging, obviously).

Prediction: Maynard via split decision: 48-47, 49-46, 47-48

15 of Guida's 29 victories are by submission. 5 are by TKO or KO. Only 9 have gone to decision. He's lost three split decisions, and he's never been knocked out. 8 of Maynard's 10 fights have gone to decision. Who doesn't finish?

Guida has a better shot at this than you're giving him credit for.

Guida, rear naked choke, round 2.


I don't know where this rumor of Maynard having ko power came from, but I have yet to see evidence of it. He has what, 2 ko's in his career and one in the ufc? He doesn't have pillow hands, but he certainly isn't a lightweight Dan Henderson or Alistair Overeem. He's a wrestler, a very very good wrestler, who is good at avoiding damage.
 
2012-06-22 07:59:37 PM  
C.j. Keith looks like he would talk like Cleveland from Family Guy
 
2012-06-22 08:00:32 PM  
Late to the party.
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I clearly suck picking fights.
 
2012-06-22 08:01:04 PM  

One Bad Apple: psychicdeath99: Not even the Pacquiao-Bradley judges could get this one wrong.

[www.5thround.com image 350x476]

Challenge accepted


lol
 
2012-06-22 08:01:44 PM  
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Might as well post mine then and see how I'm doing.

Ouch. 0-4 too.
 
2012-06-22 08:01:56 PM  

violentsalvation: ... the farting in the stockings?


Yep.
 
2012-06-22 08:02:34 PM  
Cleveland lost.
 
2012-06-22 08:03:59 PM  
Yeah that was a bullshiat stoppage.
 
2012-06-22 08:06:02 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: ... the farting in the stockings?

Yep.


No I cleared it for the fights.
 
2012-06-22 08:07:34 PM  
It's pretty funny Travis Wiuff has to fight in the tournament to get a shot at a champion he already beat. Silly tournament format and non-title bout bs. The guys last fight is a loss to Wiuff. Blech.
 
2012-06-22 08:09:04 PM  
I'm not going to get to watch anything till the card starts on FX, so this crosstalk with UFC/Bellator is confusing, heh.
 
2012-06-22 08:09:12 PM  

libranoelrose: Yeah that was a bullshiat stoppage.


CJ was getting eaten alive for an entire minute. You can't just let that go on. It wasn't going to explode his forehead but the Shaolin Face Blocking defense is not well respected under the unified ruleset.
 
2012-06-22 08:10:21 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: ... the farting in the stockings?

Yep.

No I cleared it for the fights.


I don't know if my phone stores videos in cache, and my GF wants to see it now that it''s been deleted.
 
2012-06-22 08:11:28 PM  

One Bad Apple: libranoelrose: Yeah that was a bullshiat stoppage.

CJ was getting eaten alive for an entire minute. You can't just let that go on. It wasn't going to explode his forehead but the Shaolin Face Blocking defense is not well respected under the unified ruleset.


Meh. They weren't really damaging shots, he was still trying to buck him off.
 
2012-06-22 08:12:50 PM  

Klippoklondike: It's pretty funny Travis Wiuff has to fight in the tournament to get a shot at a champion he already beat. Silly tournament format and non-title bout bs. The guys last fight is a loss to Wiuff. Blech.


I agree. Having the champ fight (in his weight class) without the title on the line is lame. I like the tournament for someone to earn a title shot, but meanwhile have the champ defend his belt against guys who earned their shots by virtue of their records outside a tournament context. Tournament winner fights whoever is champ at the time.
 
2012-06-22 08:13:27 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: ... the farting in the stockings?

Yep.

No I cleared it for the fights.

I don't know if my phone stores videos in cache, and my GF wants to see it now that it''s been deleted.


sorry, i don't have it.
 
2012-06-22 08:14:19 PM  

libranoelrose: Cleveland lost.


So now if you ever hear him speak again, he's gonna sound like Cleveland no matter what he says. Titty sprinkles.
 
2012-06-22 08:16:39 PM  

cookiefleck: Titty sprinkles.


Where?
 
2012-06-22 08:19:11 PM  
Did Munoz just say "shiat" on cable?
 
2012-06-22 08:22:17 PM  

Klippoklondike: Did Munoz just say "shiat" on cable?


Taking lessons from Rogan maybe?
 
2012-06-22 08:23:57 PM  

psychicdeath99: Klippoklondike: Did Munoz just say "shiat" on cable?

Taking lessons from Rogan maybe?


Lol less beet red, vein bulging coke- ishness.
 
2012-06-22 08:24:02 PM  
What the hell kind of entrance music is that ?
 
2012-06-22 08:26:06 PM  
That is one ugly-ass necklace the old cornerman is wearing.
 
2012-06-22 08:27:15 PM  
I expect Hioki to put on a submission clinic, though I suppose there is a chance Mr. Llama pulls off a George Roop and makes it close
 
2012-06-22 08:29:50 PM  
I like this fight :D
 
2012-06-22 08:29:50 PM  
Brilliant escape
 
2012-06-22 08:29:52 PM  
Wow
 
2012-06-22 08:32:51 PM  
10-9 Hioki
 
2012-06-22 08:33:49 PM  
Hioki is scared of Aldo, so fu*k him.
 
2012-06-22 08:34:21 PM  
Risk the headkick after that, huh.
 
2012-06-22 08:35:22 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Hioki is scared of Aldo, so fu*k him.


To be fair I don't blame him. Aldo is a beast.
 
2012-06-22 08:37:05 PM  

Klippoklondike: the biggest redneck here: Hioki is scared of Aldo, so fu*k him.

To be fair I don't blame him. Aldo is a beast.


What's he doing if he doesn't want the belt? Poirier did the same shiat, and look where that got him.
 
2012-06-22 08:40:59 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Klippoklondike: the biggest redneck here: Hioki is scared of Aldo, so fu*k him.

To be fair I don't blame him. Aldo is a beast.

What's he doing if he doesn't want the belt? Poirier did the same shiat, and look where that got him.


Uh. He is putting on entertaining fights and thinks he needed another fight before a title fight. Who cares? He is f*cking fun to watch.
 
2012-06-22 08:41:12 PM  
Looks like it is going to be two rounds for Hioki. He's putting good pressure on him from on top, Lamas keeps playing the wrong side for half guard. If he can get those kicks back quick or use good setups, I think he could finish. Otherwise, he'll clearly lose.
 
2012-06-22 08:44:18 PM  
Wow he got out of that shiat
 
2012-06-22 08:45:24 PM  
Thanks to violentsalvation for posting my lousy picks. No more checking this thread so I can be surprised when I get home.
 
2012-06-22 08:47:16 PM  
Holeeeee shiat.
 
2012-06-22 08:47:21 PM  
WOOOOOOOO

I figured he'd get the win!
 
2012-06-22 08:48:48 PM  

libranoelrose: WOOOOOOOO

I figured he'd get the win!


I missed the first round and a half, I thought Hioki had enough control on the mat to get both 2 and 3.
 
2012-06-22 08:48:55 PM  
I was wondering how they'd score that second round. Must have gone for Lamas.
 
2012-06-22 08:48:59 PM  
All Japanese people have gills, silly Llama.
 
2012-06-22 08:49:15 PM  
I really like this.. I love fight nights that seem to last aaaallll night
 
2012-06-22 08:50:55 PM  
Lamas got the decision, I guess? I missed it the announcement.
 
2012-06-22 08:51:31 PM  
I didn't know Spencer was fighting tonight.

His cousin sent me a Legalized Brutality Tshirt a few years ago.
 
2012-06-22 08:52:02 PM  
Oh, Guida cut the hair instead of braiding it.
 
2012-06-22 08:52:06 PM  

violentsalvation: Lamas got the decision, I guess? I missed it the announcement.


And you accidentally a word.
 
2012-06-22 08:53:42 PM  

psychicdeath99: Oh, Guida cut the hair instead of braiding it.


Oh, he's toast.
 
2012-06-22 08:54:19 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: Lamas got the decision, I guess? I missed it the announcement.

And you accidentally a word.


The whole thing.
 
2012-06-22 08:55:08 PM  
Oh, look. Scared and overrated Jap fighter # 7,562. Gee, what a shock.
 
2012-06-22 09:03:40 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: ... the farting in the stockings?

Yep.

No I cleared it for the fights.

I don't know if my phone stores videos in cache, and my GF wants to see it now that it''s been deleted.

sorry, i don't have it.


I found this while looking.

I don't even.
 
2012-06-22 09:05:13 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: ... the farting in the stockings?

Yep.

No I cleared it for the fights.

I don't know if my phone stores videos in cache, and my GF wants to see it now that it''s been deleted.

sorry, i don't have it.

I found this while looking.

I don't even.


Is that safe for work?
 
2012-06-22 09:06:05 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Oh, look. Scared and overrated Jap fighter # 7,562. Gee, what a shock.


Pretty much
 
2012-06-22 09:09:51 PM  

violentsalvation: Is that safe for work?


Eh...I guess not really.

No nudity, just a butt in underwear and garter stockings farting.

Shoulda gave a warning, I guess.
 
2012-06-22 09:15:58 PM  
Great first round.

I have no idea who won it though.
 
2012-06-22 09:17:52 PM  
I think Swanson took that one. I expect Pearson to show his durability and get Swanson on the mat. I picked sub mostly because I felt bad picking the last four fights of the night as decision, but I expect a Pearson decision as most likely.
 
2012-06-22 09:19:59 PM  
Pearson has a cinder block on his neck.
 
2012-06-22 09:21:22 PM  

libranoelrose: Pearson has a cinder block on his neck.


He's durable, but this is going to take a toll. He'll start slowing; he's already plodding a bit.
 
2012-06-22 09:22:02 PM  
That's crazy
 
2012-06-22 09:22:20 PM  
Shoulda let 'em fight.
 
2012-06-22 09:23:13 PM  
Pearson was stupid thinking he could eat all those blows.
 
2012-06-22 09:24:28 PM  
was he actually out? H looked like he was defending just fine when Swanson moved in. just looked a little shocked by being dropped.
 
2012-06-22 09:26:38 PM  
Yeah he was in another world. He never raised his hands to defend as that giant bomb came flying at his face, and luckily just grazed him.
 
2012-06-22 09:27:26 PM  

dr_blasto: was he actually out? H looked like he was defending just fine when Swanson moved in. just looked a little shocked by being dropped.


Yeah. It looked early to me too, but then again I tend to give the ref the benefit of the doubt since he's right there and can see things I can't on TV.
 
2012-06-22 09:27:32 PM  
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2012-06-22 09:28:11 PM  

styckx: Yeah he was in another world. He never raised his hands to defend as that giant bomb came flying at his face, and luckily just grazed him.


He didn't seem to care to raise his hands to defend against any of the other ones either. That shiat takes a toll, though; damage is cumulative.
 
2012-06-22 09:28:58 PM  

styckx: the biggest redneck here: Oh, look. Scared and overrated Jap fighter # 7,562. Gee, what a shock.

Pretty much


A bettor could do far worse than to blindly go with Jackson fighters or blindly go against both Blackzilians and Japs.
 
2012-06-22 09:29:03 PM  

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 150x111]


Looks bad from that angle.
 
2012-06-22 09:34:04 PM  
Any chest hair surprises coming up?
 
2012-06-22 09:36:55 PM  

styckx: Yeah he was in another world. He never raised his hands to defend as that giant bomb came flying at his face, and luckily just grazed him.


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2012-06-22 09:38:55 PM  
Stupid arrow.
 
2012-06-22 09:39:10 PM  
Nope, just the arrow this time.
 
2012-06-22 09:40:00 PM  

psychicdeath99: Any chest hair surprises coming up?


Nope.

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2012-06-22 09:40:23 PM  

9beers: Reddit is going to go nuts over this guy.


why?
 
2012-06-22 09:40:45 PM  

psychicdeath99: Nope, just the arrow this time.


At least he didn't open with the little somersault.
 
2012-06-22 09:41:08 PM  
Buckled his ass.
 
2012-06-22 09:41:32 PM  
Nice left. Ebersole is recovering though,u
 
2012-06-22 09:41:50 PM  
farking hair row is just stupid
 
2012-06-22 09:42:36 PM  
His head was turning purple.
 
2012-06-22 09:45:16 PM  

cookiefleck: farking hair row is just stupid


What geometric shaped chest hair is more pleasing to you ?
 
2012-06-22 09:46:25 PM  

One Bad Apple: cookiefleck: farking hair row is just stupid

What geometric shaped chest hair is more pleasing to you ?


I tend to go with a rhombus.
 
2012-06-22 09:47:55 PM  

cookiefleck: farking hair row is just stupid


I like it.
 
2012-06-22 09:48:21 PM  
Ebersole is good with the escapes for sure. Still lost rd 1 10-9. Shoulda passed his body over on that omoplata, though. Would've left him in a better position.
 
2012-06-22 09:49:16 PM  

One Bad Apple: cookiefleck: farking hair row is just stupid

What geometric shaped chest hair is more pleasing to you ?


Maybe some sort of Rubik's cube? Lol Rubik's pube.
 
2012-06-22 09:50:13 PM  
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2012-06-22 09:50:15 PM  
Ebersole isnt gonna get caught in some crazy sub, Walberger needs to get off his back before he loses the last 2 rounds (and fight).
 
2012-06-22 09:51:21 PM  
I think I'll give that round to hair row.

9-9
 
2012-06-22 09:52:12 PM  

9beers: violentsalvation: 9beers: Reddit is going to go nuts over this guy.

why?

Upvote


lol, I had to think about what you meant.
 
2012-06-22 09:52:36 PM  
Absolute garbage coaching and strategy by Walberger and his camp. Did they even watch tape on Ebersole?
 
2012-06-22 09:53:46 PM  
lol
 
2012-06-22 09:54:12 PM  

the biggest redneck here: Ebersole isnt gonna get caught in some crazy sub, Walberger needs to get off his back before he loses the last 2 rounds (and fight).


If they play for his sub attempts as control, Walberger took that round. Never can tell what the judges will do there.
 
2012-06-22 09:54:19 PM  
A cartwheel kick ?

That's some crazy Sakuraba shiat right there
 
2012-06-22 09:54:34 PM  
Oops, 19-19
 
2012-06-22 09:56:16 PM  

libranoelrose: Oops, 19-19


same thing.
 
2012-06-22 09:56:17 PM  
Thank you for finally switching cameras.

I hate this through the cage shiat.
 
2012-06-22 09:57:03 PM  
Walberger's corner still screami.ng for subs. They should all be hit with a shovel.
 
2012-06-22 09:57:40 PM  
Ebersole won that one too.
 
2012-06-22 09:59:05 PM  
29-28 Ebersole.
 
2012-06-22 10:00:30 PM  
Yay, I got another one right. Still losing overall here.
 
2012-06-22 10:02:29 PM  
So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-22 10:03:49 PM  

dr_blasto: libranoelrose: Oops, 19-19

same thing.


Yeah, but now that trolly mctrollerson is here, I figured I better correct it before he said something.
 
2012-06-22 10:04:17 PM  

libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT


droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..
 
2012-06-22 10:04:24 PM  
I hope this fight is as good as their last two.
 
2012-06-22 10:05:03 PM  

violentsalvation: libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT

droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..


hahaha

I was using voice to text and it turned the word pickle into penis, and Gates BBQ into gay sex.
 
2012-06-22 10:06:51 PM  
Wow. Was the phone manufactured in San Francisco?
 
2012-06-22 10:09:23 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User:

15 of Guida's 29 victories are by submission. 5 are by TKO or KO. Only 9 have gone to decision. He's lost three split decisions, and he's never been knocked out. 8 of Maynard's 10 fights have gone to decision. Who doesn't finish?

Guida has a better shot at this than you're giving him credit for.

Guida, rear naked choke, round 2.


I can see why you might've thought I was saying Maynard was a bigger finisher than Guida. That's not what I was saying at all. I do think he has more power than Guida, based on his fights with Edgar and Diaz, as well as some nice ground and pound against other fighters I can't name of the top of my head. I did point out that Maynard has not KO'd/TKO'd anyone in a long time, and also has no finishes via submission.

I did explicitly state that Guida isn't a big finisher, which I stand by. While he did have a nice run of 3 subs in a row, 6 of his prior 8 wins were via decision. Regarding Guida's overall record, I tend to not read too much into early career records in smaller promotions because I have no way of gauging the quality of opponents. I like to look at how guys perform against guys I'm familiar with.

I did mention that I thought this fight was likely to go to the scorecards because I don't think either guy is a big finisher and I think both guys are difficult to finish. I really like Maynard's boxing and ground n pound. I think he's more talented than Guida, potentially championship caliber. I think Guida is a perpetual contender who, while very active, looks more active than he actually is because of his pretty hair.
 
2012-06-22 10:09:41 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT

droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..

hahaha

I was using voice to text and it turned the word pickle into penis, and Gates BBQ into gay sex.


Link
 
2012-06-22 10:09:55 PM  
This is a fun card, 10 times better than tomorrow's PPV garbage.
 
2012-06-22 10:10:19 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: libranoelrose: So I found out I have a gay phone today. NTTAWWT

droid is the preferred phone of the gay community? I think I read that on a fark headline, don't know if it went green..

hahaha

I was using voice to text and it turned the word pickle into penis, and Gates BBQ into gay sex.


Lol hahaha! My phone turns the word "busy" into "busty".. so I get stupid texts back saying "heh. I'm not but you are.. heh" such tools!
 
2012-06-22 10:10:26 PM  
fisher looks old as shiat.
 
2012-06-22 10:10:54 PM  

dr_blasto: Yay, I got another one right. Still losing overall here.


All your correct picks are prefect though, so that's something.
 
2012-06-22 10:11:33 PM  

psychicdeath99: Wow. Was the phone manufactured in San Francisco?


I guess.

I was out running errands and picking up dinner before the fights. I voice texted my GF to ask her if she wanted a pickle from Gates, and the question came out "Do you want a penis from gay sex?"
 
2012-06-22 10:13:34 PM  

violentsalvation: dr_blasto: Yay, I got another one right. Still losing overall here.

All your correct picks are prefect though, so that's something.


Lol, I have that going for me, which is nice. I'm a little more confident in my main card picks.
 
2012-06-22 10:13:42 PM  

cookiefleck: Lol hahaha! My phone turns the word "busy" into "busty".. so I get stupid texts back saying "heh. I'm not but you are.. heh" such tools!


hahaha, nice!
 
2012-06-22 10:14:58 PM  
Stout's in control here.
 
2012-06-22 10:16:09 PM  

violentsalvation: Link


lmao

Does that mean I have to start sucking the cock?
 
2012-06-22 10:18:16 PM  
This thread reminds me of my night out a few weekends ago: all of a sudden, everything turned gay. Except that time, it was mostly uber-hot lessies.
 
2012-06-22 10:18:36 PM  
perfect, prefect. close enough
 
2012-06-22 10:18:43 PM  
Fisher looking a little slower now. Damn he was fast in that first round.
 
2012-06-22 10:19:35 PM  

libranoelrose: violentsalvation: Link

lmao

Does that mean I have to start sucking the cock?


Yes. Yes, it does.
 
2012-06-22 10:20:36 PM  
This is a fun fight card. I hope I can find the bellator online and watch it tonight too.
 
2012-06-22 10:22:09 PM  

the biggest redneck here: This thread reminds me of my night out a few weekends ago: all of a sudden, everything turned gay. Except that time, it was mostly uber-hot lessies.


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Is that better?
 
2012-06-22 10:23:31 PM  
I have stout up 20-18.

And yes, libranoelrose, it does.
 
2012-06-22 10:26:14 PM  

libranoelrose: the biggest redneck here: This thread reminds me of my night out a few weekends ago: all of a sudden, everything turned gay. Except that time, it was mostly uber-hot lessies.

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Is that better?


Oh, you!
 
2012-06-22 10:27:44 PM  

cookiefleck: Yes. Yes, it does.


dr_blasto: And yes, libranoelrose, it does


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2012-06-22 10:28:27 PM  
Good fight. I give it to stout, 30-27..
 
2012-06-22 10:28:35 PM  
Good fight. 30-27 Stout.
 
2012-06-22 10:30:07 PM  

dr_blasto: Good fight. I give it to stout, 30-27..


psychicdeath99: Good fight. 30-27 Stout.


Lol. 7 seconds.
 
2012-06-22 10:30:12 PM  
to the pink-haired chick in the Harley commercial

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2012-06-22 10:31:23 PM  

violentsalvation: to the pink-haired chick in the Harley commercial

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Good god, I find that amusing.
 
2012-06-22 10:33:30 PM  

violentsalvation: to the pink-haired chick in the Harley commercial

[i798.photobucket.com image 432x148]


No love for the soccer milf or the total noob in the same commercial?

/never seen a victory motorcycle out in public before..
 
2012-06-22 10:34:00 PM  
Ooh, almost even on my picks!

I could be perfect on method. Go Guida, go decision.
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2012-06-22 10:34:19 PM  
Holy crap. Franklin looks like a skeleton.
 
2012-06-22 10:36:41 PM  

libranoelrose: Holy crap. Franklin looks like a skeleton.


I'm picking Silva tomorrow. Probably TKO rd 3, playing the same game he played against Bisping.
 
2012-06-22 10:36:48 PM  
For the love of MMA, no more Edgar vs Maynard.
 
2012-06-22 10:38:37 PM  

Jensaarai: For the love of MMA, no more Edgar vs Maynard.


They have got to be pretty f*cking sick of each other.
 
2012-06-22 10:41:21 PM  
Sandusky guilty on 45 of 48.
 
2012-06-22 10:41:39 PM  

violentsalvation: Jensaarai: For the love of MMA, no more Edgar vs Maynard.

They have got to be pretty f*cking sick of each other.


I'm sick of them.
 
2012-06-22 10:42:04 PM  
ECW! ECW! Is sandman coming out?!
 
2012-06-22 10:43:18 PM  
I can't wrap my head around where Guida gets his energy. He wasn't even able to hold still at the weigh-in yesterday.
 
2012-06-22 10:43:28 PM  

violentsalvation: Sandusky guilty on 45 of 48.


Because the judge told the jurors not to rule on those other 3.

Sick fark.
 
2012-06-22 10:43:29 PM  
Guida needs to switch back to The Refused for his walkout music.
 
2012-06-22 10:43:38 PM  

cookiefleck: ECW! ECW! Is sandman coming out?!


lol.. But seriously, you can never go wrong using Pantera as your entrance song.. shiat kicks all sorts of ass.
 
2012-06-22 10:45:18 PM  

styckx: cookiefleck: ECW! ECW! Is sandman coming out?!

lol.. But seriously, you can never go wrong using Pantera as your entrance song.. shiat kicks all sorts of ass.


I've always wondered why "Five Minutes Alone" isn't used more
 
2012-06-22 10:46:14 PM  

Klippoklondike: Y

I don't know where this rumor of Maynard having ko power came from, but I have yet to see evidence of it. He has what, 2 ko's in his career and one in the ufc? He doesn't have pillow hands, but he certainly isn't a lightweight Dan Henderson or Alistair Overeem. He's a wrestler, a very very good wrestler, who is good at avoiding damage.


I was thinking about this. While I think your suggestion is a bit of a straw man (I don't know of anyone who says Maynard had KO power), people do think of him as being a powerful puncher, despite only two T/KO victories in his career. I think it's because:

1) He looks strong. He's huge for the weight class and built like an anvil.
2) When he punches people, they get either knocked down or off balance because he throws a lot of power punches and doesn't throw a lot of jabs. He throws a lot of lead hooks and uppercuts.
3) He twice punched the crap out of Frankie Edgar on the biggest stage of his career. Obviously, he didn't finish him, but he not only knocked him down, but the momentum from some of his punches knocked Edgar all over the ring.
 
2012-06-22 10:47:28 PM  

dr_blasto: violentsalvation: Jensaarai: For the love of MMA, no more Edgar vs Maynard.

They have got to be pretty f*cking sick of each other.

I'm sick of them.


I'd love to see them do #4. Edgar is always entertaining as hell, there's half a dozen fights i'd pay to see him in.
 
2012-06-22 10:47:36 PM  

violentsalvation: Sandusky guilty on 45 of 48.


Oh, verdict already? That was quick.

Of course everyone knew when Costas asked him if he was attracted to young boys and the first word out of his mouth wasn't "No."

But still, they must have had good evidence to get the conviction.
 
2012-06-22 10:48:17 PM  

psychicdeath99: I can't wrap my head around where Guida gets his energy. He wasn't even able to hold still at the weigh-in yesterday.


ADHD?
 
2012-06-22 10:48:49 PM  
Did Dan just stop them from touching gloves by pushing them apart?
 
2012-06-22 10:48:55 PM  

One Bad Apple: styckx: cookiefleck: ECW! ECW! Is sandman coming out?!

lol.. But seriously, you can never go wrong using Pantera as your entrance song.. shiat kicks all sorts of ass.

I've always wondered why "Five Minutes Alone" isn't used more


Or, even better: Right on the Edge
 
2012-06-22 10:49:18 PM  
Maynard might win this more easily than most assume.
 
2012-06-22 10:49:48 PM  
Ah, it is braided. I guess under the cap it looked cut.
 
2012-06-22 10:49:50 PM  

psychicdeath99: violentsalvation: Sandusky guilty on 45 of 48.

Oh, verdict already? That was quick.

Of course everyone knew when Costas asked him if he was attracted to young boys and the first word out of his mouth wasn't "No."

But still, they must have had good evidence to get the conviction.


There will probably be a green newsflash soon
 
2012-06-22 10:50:01 PM  
Clay Guida's black cousin:
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2012-06-22 10:50:09 PM  
And I know it was RVD's theme.. I was making a reference to it bring an ECW entrance theme and how I was expecting a severe alcoholic with a stick to come out soon..
 
2012-06-22 10:50:11 PM  

psychicdeath99: Of course everyone knew when Costas asked him if he was attracted to young boys and the first word out of his mouth wasn't "No."


Yeah. That was the creepiest interview I've ever seen. And I watched Silence of the Lambs.
 
2012-06-22 10:50:24 PM  
God damn his body movement is annoying as shiat to watch...
 
2012-06-22 10:50:52 PM  

Jensaarai: Clay Guida's black cousin:
[i.imgur.com image 600x323]


LMAO
 
2012-06-22 10:51:12 PM  

the biggest redneck here: dr_blasto: violentsalvation: Jensaarai: For the love of MMA, no more Edgar vs Maynard.

They have got to be pretty f*cking sick of each other.

I'm sick of them.

I'd love to see them do #4. Edgar is always entertaining as hell, there's half a dozen fights i'd pay to see him in.


Every Edgar / Maynard fight was been f*cking great. I love when either of them fight and also when they fight each other.
 
2012-06-22 10:52:26 PM  
Has anyone eve landed a punch yet?
 
2012-06-22 10:53:33 PM  

violentsalvation: the biggest redneck here: dr_blasto: violentsalvation: Jensaarai: For the love of MMA, no more Edgar vs Maynard.

They have got to be pretty f*cking sick of each other.

I'm sick of them.

I'd love to see them do #4. Edgar is always entertaining as hell, there's half a dozen fights i'd pay to see him in.

Every Edgar / Maynard fight was been f*cking great. I love when either of them fight and also when they fight each other.


People poopoo-ing Edgar/Maynard4 are the same dolts who say they don't want to see Pats/Giants in the SB again. Why not?
 
2012-06-22 10:54:01 PM  
"He moves when he sleeps."

I can believe it.
 
2012-06-22 10:54:06 PM  
Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?
 
2012-06-22 10:55:43 PM  

cookiefleck: Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?


Both, just like he's a cheat and elite at the same time.
 
2012-06-22 10:56:39 PM  

cookiefleck: Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?


Sonnen is a former graduate of the WCW Power Plant fake wrestling school. He might be no more unbalanced that any other fighter but he knows how to cut a promo.
 
2012-06-22 10:56:55 PM  

cookiefleck: Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?


Both. It's mostly a character made up by exaggerating his personality. He's a caricature of himself.
 
2012-06-22 10:56:55 PM  
Holy hell this fight is boring.

I was expecting much more aggression from Guido.
 
2012-06-22 10:56:59 PM  
Um, I think I give rd 1 to Guida, 10-9. Too damn hard to tell if any of his crazy shiat is actually landing.
 
2012-06-22 10:58:36 PM  

cookiefleck: Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?


His P4P the best troll in all of sports today.

He's also a criminal and PED user.
 
2012-06-22 10:58:49 PM  

dr_blasto: Um, I think I give rd 1 to Guida, 10-9. Too damn hard to tell if any of his crazy shiat is actually landing.


It's not, but that's exactly how he steals rounds: with "ZOMG CFRAZY MOOVMENT!!1!"
 
2012-06-22 11:00:24 PM  

the biggest redneck here: dr_blasto: Um, I think I give rd 1 to Guida, 10-9. Too damn hard to tell if any of his crazy shiat is actually landing.

It's not, but that's exactly how he steals rounds: with "ZOMG CFRAZY MOOVMENT!!1!"


LOL, Maynard looks exasperated.
 
2012-06-22 11:00:39 PM  

NorCalLos: cookiefleck: Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?

Both. It's mostly a character made up by exaggerating his personality. He's a caricature of himself.


The thing is, is that he would be kinda scary if he shut up every once in a while..
 
2012-06-22 11:01:25 PM  
Wow, I've never been so annoyed watching a fight..
 
2012-06-22 11:02:19 PM  
Jeebus Guida. WTF is this shiat?
 
2012-06-22 11:02:19 PM  
Big Dan looks like he got a big tan.
 
2012-06-22 11:03:05 PM  

styckx: Wow, I've never been so annoyed watching a fight..


I want Overeem to come in the cage and eat them both.
 
2012-06-22 11:03:10 PM  

dr_blasto: cookiefleck: Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?

His P4P the best troll in all of sports today.

He's also a criminal and PED user.


This is why I feared a huge letdown in the upcoming fight until I found out he got a therapeutic use exemption.
 
2012-06-22 11:03:47 PM  
Guida is trying to take it into the championship rounds hoping Maynard will be tuckerd by then, cus he sure won't be.
 
2012-06-22 11:04:27 PM  
I wonder if Guida would take a salary to run on a treadmill and power my house?
 
2012-06-22 11:04:33 PM  

cookiefleck: NorCalLos: cookiefleck: Okay so is Sonnen just playing a part? Or is he actually crazier than a shiat house rat?

Both. It's mostly a character made up by exaggerating his personality. He's a caricature of himself.

The thing is, is that he would be kinda scary if he shut up every once in a while..


He takes people down and slaps them for the duration. That doesn't sell PPVs, and he's at least smart enough to know that. Never forget, this is the fight BUSINESS, and people are going to buy theabsolute living shiat out of Silva/Sonnen2 based on his mouth.
 
2012-06-22 11:04:36 PM  
Again, WTF?
 
2012-06-22 11:04:45 PM  
Did Maynard just give him the bird? lol
 
2012-06-22 11:06:04 PM  
I have always hated Guida, and tonight he's just making my hate burn that much worse.
 
2012-06-22 11:06:38 PM  
Guido is a farking putz.
 
2012-06-22 11:06:55 PM