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2012-06-22 05:03:39 PM
Momma, Owen, and Owen's Friend Larry
 
2012-06-22 05:07:24 PM
That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat
 
2012-06-22 05:23:07 PM
www.thefeltsource.com

The Passion of the Christ
 
2012-06-22 05:23:15 PM

scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat


This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.
 
2012-06-22 05:27:56 PM

cretinbob: Momma, Owen, and Owen's Friend Larry


We're done here.
 
2012-06-22 05:28:00 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.


Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.
 
2012-06-22 05:30:44 PM

ArkAngel: [www.thefeltsource.com image 300x208]

The Passion of the Christ


I have a Baby's First Bible still, and I shiat you not, it completely omits the Crucifixion and Resurrection. It goes from the Sermon on the Mount, to "Jesus Loves all the children".
 
2012-06-22 05:36:52 PM
2001 was rated R?
 
2012-06-22 05:48:24 PM

toddalmighty: 2001 was rated R?


Monkey on monkey action gets the MPAA every time.
 
2012-06-22 05:54:21 PM

meat0918: ArkAngel: [www.thefeltsource.com image 300x208]

The Passion of the Christ

I have a Baby's First Bible still, and I shiat you not, it completely omits the Crucifixion and Resurrection. It goes from the Sermon on the Mount, to "Jesus Loves all the children".


I'm not sure 3-5 year-olds can really comprehend things like that, but they can understand things like love and treating people well.
 
2012-06-22 05:59:31 PM

toddalmighty: 2001 was rated R?


No, in fact its rated "G" according to Netflix.
 
2012-06-22 06:00:24 PM
some of those were quite amusing. i lol'ed.
 
2012-06-22 06:00:53 PM

bluorangefyre: cretinbob: Momma, Owen, and Owen's Friend Larry

We're done here.


I can even hear the voice.
 
2012-06-22 06:02:17 PM

toddalmighty: 2001 was rated R?


In actuality, no. It was released before the modern day American film ratings system was set in motion. So, like all films of its era, it was released to theaters sans any rating at all. It was only after the MPAA/CARA was set in motion (juuuuust following 2001 being first released to theaters) that it was submitted for a rating and rated "G" (a rating it holds to this day).
 
2012-06-22 06:04:10 PM
...after the MPAA/CARA was were set in motion...

FTFM.
 
2012-06-22 06:05:16 PM
I'm glad they had Goodfellas in there.

/Wish they had Casino as well.
 
2012-06-22 06:06:05 PM
not that it matters in the least in the macroview but...

The "was" was what I had intended to strike through.
 
2012-06-22 06:10:48 PM
I have one of these hanging in my office... it is awesome. Artist is from Pixar.

not sure what my little pony killer's deal is... but I think he missed the concept (little golden books), and the idea of art in general

/Pollock just splashed some paint on the canvas, rinse and repeat
//Michelangelo chipped marble, rinse and repeat
///Van Gogh... blob paint, rinse and repeat
////Hirst find animal, put animal in jar, rinse and repeat
//Banksy... spray paint wall, rinse and repeat
//Rembrandt paint dark scene with lighting isolated to subject matter, rinse and repeat
//put a slash before a non-sequitor, rinse and repeat
 
2012-06-22 06:12:30 PM

naugahyde monkey: not sure what my little pony killer's deal is... but I think he missed the concept (little golden books), and the idea of art in general


Spoken like somebody who has never read a Little Golden Book. Look at that artwork again. It looks exactly like those books.
 
2012-06-22 06:13:42 PM
And I'd hardly lump cartoonists in with Michelangelo or Van Gogh.
 
2012-06-22 06:17:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.

Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.


i99.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-22 06:28:06 PM

"Bring out the Gimp"


"I think it's the Gimp's nap time."


"Well you're just gonna have to wake him up now or else he'll sleep through the night only to wake up crying at 2:30am."

 
2012-06-22 06:28:40 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: naugahyde monkey: not sure what my little pony killer's deal is... but I think he missed the concept (little golden books), and the idea of art in general

Spoken like somebody who has never read a Little Golden Book. Look at that artwork again. It looks exactly like those books.


Wait I'm confused, that's what I was trying to say
 
2012-06-22 06:37:14 PM
i112.photobucket.com
Big Lebowski Ponies



www.spikednation.com
Finger Prince? No thanks.


This happens in real kid's shows quite a bit if you look for it.
 
2012-06-22 06:52:44 PM

FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.

Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.

[i99.photobucket.com image 600x507]


Either you're a damned fast artist or this was a setup.
 
2012-06-22 06:54:00 PM

FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.

Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.

[i99.photobucket.com image 600x507]


Holy shiat, did you do that or was it google? I didn't even bother trying to look.

Very nice man, very nice.
 
2012-06-22 07:04:27 PM

doglover: [i112.photobucket.com image 640x402]
Big Lebowski Ponies



[www.spikednation.com image 480x360]
Finger Prince? No thanks.


This happens in real kid's shows quite a bit if you look for it.




Carpet munchers.
 
2012-06-22 07:16:26 PM

BroVinny: doglover: [i112.photobucket.com image 640x402]
Big Lebowski Ponies



[www.spikednation.com image 480x360]
Finger Prince? No thanks.


This happens in real kid's shows quite a bit if you look for it.



Carpet munchers.


Cow and Chicken was a filthy, dirty cartoon for teenagers. They actually had the Devil announce "I'm naked." in the pilot episode. It's right up there with Rocko's Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy. It's a shame it wasn't quite as good. It had it's moments though.

/memories
 
2012-06-22 07:16:50 PM
Markedly inferior to the Space Oddity children's book:

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/08/space-oddity-childrens-book/

www.wired.com
 
2012-06-22 07:21:53 PM
HAL 9000 speaks with contractions.
 
2012-06-22 07:24:35 PM
2001 was rated G. The Graduate was PG.
 
2012-06-22 07:25:58 PM

FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.

Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.

[i99.photobucket.com image 600x507]


I love the internet.
 
2012-06-22 07:54:04 PM

scottydoesntknow: FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.

Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.

[i99.photobucket.com image 600x507]

Holy shiat, did you do that or was it google? I didn't even bother trying to look.

Very nice man, very nice.


I found that picture about a year and a half ago, and have had no reason to post it until now. Trust me, when you said "I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.", I about shiat myself. I believe it was originally posted by the one who's banned with a name that rhymes with "borbor".

Glad you enjoyed it!
 
2012-06-22 08:15:19 PM

FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.

Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.

[i99.photobucket.com image 600x507]

Holy shiat, did you do that or was it google? I didn't even bother trying to look.

Very nice man, very nice.

I found that picture about a year and a half ago, and have had no reason to post it until now. Trust me, when you said "I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.", I about shiat myself. I believe it was originally posted by the one who's banned with a name that rhymes with "borbor".

Glad you enjoyed it!


That's freaking great. I actually miss that guy, he certainly made fark grosser.
 
2012-06-22 08:30:35 PM
"See this?!" asked Derek, pointing to his tattoo. "It says, 'Not Welcome!"
 
2012-06-22 08:38:49 PM

doglover: Finger Prince? No thanks.


This happens in real kid's shows quite a bit if you look for it.


Not just kids' shows, but other shows, video games, books, and various other media

/This post has been brought to you by Sneed's Feed And Seed (Formerly Chuck's)
 
2012-06-22 08:50:03 PM

Igor Jakovsky: FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: FatSteveWasted: scottydoesntknow: The My Little Pony Killer: scottydoesntknow: That was surprisingly boring. I thought the first one was good, then it was the exact same thing over and over. I thought the artistic quality would vary based on different children books. Instead it was:

Draw iconic scene from movie
Write iconic quote from movie (be sure to add "said so-and-so" and "replied so-and-so")
Draw another iconic scene from different movie in exact same artistic style
Write iconic quote from movie
Rinse and repeat

This would have worked really well as a Little Golden Books version of a single movie.

Or substitute actual literary characters in place. I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.

[i99.photobucket.com image 600x507]

Holy shiat, did you do that or was it google? I didn't even bother trying to look.

Very nice man, very nice.

I found that picture about a year and a half ago, and have had no reason to post it until now. Trust me, when you said "I think it would be hilarious to see Winnie the Pooh with Tigger chestbursting out of him.", I about shiat myself. I believe it was originally posted by the one who's banned with a name that rhymes with "borbor".

Glad you enjoyed it!

That's freaking great. I actually miss that guy, he certainly made fark grosser.


Miss him too. Is he haunting somewhere else?
 
2012-06-22 09:33:24 PM

Optimal_Illusion: Miss him too. Is he haunting somewhere else?


You can find him on facebook
 
2012-06-22 10:14:04 PM

toddalmighty: 2001 was rated R?


No. And Planet of the Apes, naked Charlton Heston ass and all, was rated G.
 
2012-06-23 01:27:03 AM
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2012-06-23 05:15:16 AM
The x's for eyes on the horse's head was a nice touch in the Godfather scene.
 
2012-06-23 08:14:26 AM
Franky?
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

images.darkhorse.com
 
2012-06-23 08:16:59 AM
home.earthlink.net

With a melon?
 
2012-06-23 01:13:14 PM
"Are you talkin' to me?", Travis kept asking the man in the mirror.
 
2012-06-23 03:12:01 PM
There's not much to these, but they can be fun to make if you're bored.


i3.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-23 06:43:07 PM

ZeroCorpse: There's not much to these, but they can be fun to make if you're bored.


[i3.photobucket.com image 510x270]


Dude.

W. T. F.???!?!?

/I hate you.
 
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