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(Mirror.co.uk)   Seal pup recovering after being rescued from bathtub. Before you click, be prepared with your "Awwwwwwwwwwwww"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 70
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2012-06-22 04:16:46 PM  
meh
wasnt realllly an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2012-06-22 04:35:40 PM  
More of a "HEY! Get that sick pup out of the tub and to someone who knows what they're doing." type thing.
 
2012-06-22 04:35:46 PM  
Seal pup recovering after being rescued from bathtub. Before you click, be prepared with your "Awwwwwwwwwwwww" a club.

//needs me a warm coat
 
2012-06-22 04:36:04 PM  
add the salts next
 
2012-06-22 04:36:30 PM  
Okay, it was a cute story about a seal pup.

But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-22 04:38:01 PM  
Injured wildlife always get better when you put them in a tub. I thought everybody knew that.
 
2012-06-22 04:38:11 PM  

Welfare Xmas: Seal pup recovering after being rescued from bathtub. Before you click, be prepared with your "Awwwwwwwwwwwww" a club.

//needs me a warm coat


www.tshirtmonger.com
 
2012-06-22 04:38:14 PM  

URAPNIS: More of a "HEY! Get that sick pup out of the tub and to someone who knows what they're doing." type thing.


Yeah... Why did the guy take it home and take pictures of it in his tub? You gave it canned salmon?? C'mon!

There are about a dozen options that are more sensible than those he took.
 
2012-06-22 04:41:02 PM  
I think Seal needs to realize that a puppy will not replace Heidi.
 
2012-06-22 04:41:19 PM  
He really hit rock bottom after his breakup with Heidi Klum.
 
2012-06-22 04:41:23 PM  

URAPNIS: More of a "HEY! Get that sick pup out of the tub and to someone who knows what they're doing." type thing.


Was the seal a really odd shade of green, or is that just a bad photo?
 
2012-06-22 04:42:51 PM  
Aside from the seal pup being adorable, is that a vibrator in the upper right of that mess of a bathtub?
 
2012-06-22 04:43:35 PM  

MatrixOutsider: I think Seal needs to realize that a puppy will not replace Heidi.


Maybe he's not using the right lubricant.
 
2012-06-22 04:43:44 PM  
Aww, a baby seal...holy fark, do you need that many bottles of shampoo? Do you have 20 people living there?
 
2012-06-22 04:43:48 PM  
ZOMG lookit those eyes! *squee*
 
2012-06-22 04:44:10 PM  

Lolthien: Okay, it was a cute story about a seal pup.

But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.
[i.imgur.com image 330x380]


Ha that "ad" has been replaced by this one:

i.imgur.com

The words are English, but they make no sense!
 
2012-06-22 04:44:19 PM  

Cybernetic: URAPNIS: More of a "HEY! Get that sick pup out of the tub and to someone who knows what they're doing." type thing.

Was the seal a really odd shade of green, or is that just a bad photo?


Looks like antiseptic or something but I dunno.
 
2012-06-22 04:44:58 PM  

Lolthien: Okay, it was a cute story about a seal pup.

But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.
[i.imgur.com image 330x380]


Jimmy Car seems to have been caught in a bit of a tax dodge.

8 out of 10 cats is a panel comedy show he hosts. And on filming the most recent episode, one of the panel guests was making jokes at his expense. And it seems also over twitter.
 
2012-06-22 04:46:31 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Lolthien: Okay, it was a cute story about a seal pup.

But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.
[i.imgur.com image 330x380]

Ha that "ad" has been replaced by this one:

[i.imgur.com image 310x247]

The words are English, but they make no sense!


that sentence is just terrible in any language
 
2012-06-22 04:48:01 PM  

LaraAmber: Aww, a baby seal...holy fark, do you need that many bottles of shampoo? Do you have 20 people living there?


There are times when I've had that many bottles of shampoo, conditioner and/or hair treatment in my bathroom at once. Only most of them were stored away in a closet or a drawer. Depending on the weather or season I need different products for my hair, so I generally keep a variety on hand but...there's no need for anyone to have that many out in the shower at one time. You can't possible use ALL of them ALL of the time!
 
2012-06-22 04:49:53 PM  

thisone: Lolthien: Okay, it was a cute story about a seal pup.

But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.
[i.imgur.com image 330x380]

Jimmy Car seems to have been caught in a bit of a tax dodge.

8 out of 10 cats is a panel comedy show he hosts. And on filming the most recent episode, one of the panel guests was making jokes at his expense. And it seems also over twitter.



Aha! Thank you kind internet-denizen! I have marked your post as 'Smart'... so there's that then.
 
2012-06-22 04:51:45 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: LaraAmber: Aww, a baby seal...holy fark, do you need that many bottles of shampoo? Do you have 20 people living there?

There are times when I've had that many bottles of shampoo, conditioner and/or hair treatment in my bathroom at once. Only most of them were stored away in a closet or a drawer. Depending on the weather or season I need different products for my hair, so I generally keep a variety on hand but...there's no need for anyone to have that many out in the shower at one time. You can't possible use ALL of them ALL of the time!


Only a double X chromozoner would find this treatise reasonable.
 
2012-06-22 04:51:59 PM  

thisone: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Lolthien: Okay, it was a cute story about a seal pup.

But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.
[i.imgur.com image 330x380]

Ha that "ad" has been replaced by this one:

[i.imgur.com image 310x247]

The words are English, but they make no sense!

that sentence is just terrible in any language


Agreed! I put it into Google Translate, translated it into Chineese and the translated it back into English. I thought it might make more sense then. Sadly, it doesn't: "This is news? How can you fake? Watch hawkers flogging monster sex toys an underground meat confused as to extend the life quality of mushrooms in the TV report."
 
2012-06-22 04:53:11 PM  

namatad: meh
wasnt realllly an awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


C'mon. It was at least an awww!
 
2012-06-22 05:01:09 PM  
Why would anyone drive 40 miles to walk their dog?
 
2012-06-22 05:05:19 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Aside from the seal pup being adorable, is that a vibrator in the upper right of that mess of a bathtub?


No. It's one of the orange-ish bottles, just turned sideways to the camera.
 
2012-06-22 05:05:26 PM  
+1 on why the fark did he take it home. Probably should have called the animal dudes from the beach.

+1 on why the fark do you have so many products in your bathtub. My wife has a ridiculous amount of products IMHO but she's like 10% of that.

/I use two products: shampoo and soap
//I could cut down to one product if I really wanted to
 
2012-06-22 05:07:10 PM  
Certainly got an 'Aww' from me when she was being held by Hollie Stallworthy (i am assuming this is a picture of the rescuer mentioned in the article).

Those side panel advertisements. i wonder if the blurbs are spliced together by a random word generator. Kind of like Mad Libs?

/They sure sound like they were Mad Libs.
 
2012-06-22 05:07:51 PM  
Forget the seal, look at the picture:
i4.mirror.co.uk

How many hair care products do you need? Either this man has 50 daughters using the same shower, or he has gorgeous, Fabio-like flowing hair.
 
2012-06-22 05:08:40 PM  
Seal trifecta?
 
2012-06-22 05:10:43 PM  

Jument: +1 on why the fark did he take it home. Probably should have called the animal dudes from the beach.

+1 on why the fark do you have so many products in your bathtub. My wife has a ridiculous amount of products IMHO but she's like 10% of that.

/I use two products: shampoo and soap
//I could cut down to one product if I really wanted to


Old Spice makes an all in one. It's shampoo, conditioner and body soap. I buy it for my husband because if I didn't, he'd probably just use dish soap or whatever we had lying around the house.
 
2012-06-22 05:11:52 PM  

Lolthien: But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.


Well, in the English-speaking world outside the U.S. the "boot" is what we call the "trunk" of an automobile, right? It looks to me like somebody named Jimmy Carr got roasted alive while tweeting a movie in order to avoid the taxman.
 
2012-06-22 05:17:12 PM  

Fapinator: Lolthien: But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.

Well, in the English-speaking world outside the U.S. the "boot" is what we call the "trunk" of an automobile, right? It looks to me like somebody named Jimmy Carr got roasted alive while tweeting a movie in order to avoid the taxman.


I was able to figure that much out on my own but how does Tweeting a movie help you avoid the taxman? And what was he roasted with? Was it a comedic roast or a fiery sort of roast?

/So many questions...
 
2012-06-22 05:18:16 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-22 05:19:08 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Old Spice makes an all in one. It's shampoo, conditioner and body soap. I buy it for my husband because if I didn't, he'd probably just use dish soap or whatever we had lying around the house.


Newsflash, your husband does use the dish soap. He pours the stuff you're buying down the drain just so he doesn't hurt your feelings. Trust me.
 
2012-06-22 05:20:25 PM  
img.skitch.com
 
2012-06-22 05:21:12 PM  

Lolthien: thisone: Lolthien: Okay, it was a cute story about a seal pup.

But seriously, can anyone explain what this headline to the right means in 'American'? Because I'm at a complete loss.
[i.imgur.com image 330x380]

Jimmy Car seems to have been caught in a bit of a tax dodge.

8 out of 10 cats is a panel comedy show he hosts. And on filming the most recent episode, one of the panel guests was making jokes at his expense. And it seems also over twitter.


Aha! Thank you kind internet-denizen! I have marked your post as 'Smart'... so there's that then.


hmmm, listening to the radio on the way into work pays off it seems.

/slow news day, england doesn't play till Sunday
 
2012-06-22 05:24:51 PM  

Welfare Xmas: Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Old Spice makes an all in one. It's shampoo, conditioner and body soap. I buy it for my husband because if I didn't, he'd probably just use dish soap or whatever we had lying around the house.

Newsflash, your husband does use the dish soap. He pours the stuff you're buying down the drain just so he doesn't hurt your feelings. Trust me.


So that explains why he's been smelling lemon fresh lately!
 
2012-06-22 05:28:36 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: So that explains why he's been smelling lemon fresh lately!


I think we may be in TMI territory here.
 
2012-06-22 05:30:25 PM  
wtf is wrong with you farkers? no one has mentioned the cute vet holding the seal.....
 
2012-06-22 05:39:51 PM  

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Jument: +1 on why the fark did he take it home. Probably should have called the animal dudes from the beach.

+1 on why the fark do you have so many products in your bathtub. My wife has a ridiculous amount of products IMHO but she's like 10% of that.

/I use two products: shampoo and soap
//I could cut down to one product if I really wanted to

Old Spice makes an all in one. It's shampoo, conditioner and body soap. I buy it for my husband because if I didn't, he'd probably just use dish soap or whatever we had lying around the house.


That's a fantastic idea! Showering with dish soap, I mean. ;)

My wife bought me some of that too recently. I appreciate the thought I guess but I'm fine with my soap and shampoo. I don't really have any desire to change my routine.
 
2012-06-22 05:41:08 PM  
Rescued from what...drowning?
 
2012-06-22 05:46:55 PM  
said the 40-year-old fruit factory warehouseman.

So another part of the terrible Brit food puzzle falls into place. It just stands to reason that if you get your fruit from a factory instead of an orchard it is going to be nasty. Especially if they're making chemical weapons, marmite or treacle there.
 
2012-06-22 06:05:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-22 06:14:44 PM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Rescued from what...drowning?


Should try rescuing it from all the chemicals encircling the tub.
 
2012-06-22 06:34:38 PM  

lethalwan: wtf is wrong with you farkers? no one has mentioned the cute vet holding the seal.....


THIS
 
2012-06-22 06:44:55 PM  
actually all it did was make me instinctively reach for my seal club. I almost smacked my computer screen before i remembered it was just an article about a baby seal, not an actual baby seal itself.
 
2012-06-22 06:45:00 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Aside from the seal pup being adorable, is that a vibrator in the upper right of that mess of a bathtub?


That's one of the most unsanitary places in the house to leave a vibe.

There's someone in that home who cannot throw out a shampoo bottle if it has even a millimeter of shampoo left in the bottle.
 
2012-06-22 07:00:06 PM  
www.motifake.com
 
2012-06-22 07:03:29 PM  

LaraAmber: Aww, a baby seal...holy fark, do you need that many bottles of shampoo? Do you have 20 people living there?


Have you ever tried washing a seal cub? They're very very picky.
 
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