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(Fark)   Clear your desks and take off your pants: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz   (fark.com) divider line 41
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2012-06-22 03:04:01 PM  
Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: Tziva, phlegmmo, timharrod, ivan, Sinto, and Sim Tree
 
2012-06-22 03:04:15 PM  
Last week's winners:

Hsaiotei 1032
Lagomorphius 997
chcolleran 977
BarkingUnicorn 974
AlaBolt 970
the_rhino 963
le1 954
Bear151556 939
shopball 937
Hassan Ben Sobr 927
 
2012-06-22 03:07:01 PM  
Top 10 scores for this quiz:
tuffsnake 391
Ponzholio 357

/21 seconds!!!
 
2012-06-22 03:09:24 PM  
5/11 lololol im rolllin this week
 
2012-06-22 03:09:56 PM  
got a 742, momentarily in first place, that will change I'm sure
 
2012-06-22 03:11:13 PM  
Since I've barely been here lately I will not participate. I'm only stopping by to wave madly at Unfreakable and to squooosh his cheeks.
 
2012-06-22 03:13:06 PM  
3/11

Not bad for a lady that never ever reads the main page.
 
2012-06-22 03:16:02 PM  
Not too bad, considering how I bombed last time.
 
2012-06-22 03:17:46 PM  
Easy quiz is telling me invalid quiz ID.

WHAT DID YOU DO UNFREAKABLE WHAT DID YOU DO
 
2012-06-22 03:18:32 PM  

casey.lurvs.bacon: Since I've barely been here lately I will not participate. I'm only stopping by to wave madly at Unfreakable and to squooosh his cheeks.


woot wOOt
 
2012-06-22 03:19:31 PM  

Tziva: Easy quiz is telling me invalid quiz ID.

WHAT DID YOU DO UNFREAKABLE WHAT DID YOU DO


Give it a few minutes. I upload all the questions, open the quiz, take it quickly, then close it for a few minutes to make sure all the links/answers are correct.
 
2012-06-22 03:20:41 PM  
Final Score:

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 533
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (114 seconds)

BunkoSquad 855
Metalupis 742
shopball 651
TheYeti 639
Purelilac 618
JarHeadBinks 536
texdent 533
Diogenes 529
MissFeasance 457
RedPhoenix122 448
 
2012-06-22 03:21:15 PM  
<3 sorry I'll stop being impatient

:D
 
2012-06-22 03:24:44 PM  
thats a lie i cant stop ITS JUST MY NATURE
 
2012-06-22 03:24:52 PM  

Tziva: <3 sorry I'll stop being impatient

:D


All good, and the Easy Quiz is now live
 
2012-06-22 03:27:28 PM  

Unfreakable: All good, and the Easy Quiz is now live


once again... accidentally got two right.
 
2012-06-22 03:50:08 PM  
Final Score:
1 out of 11 correct
 
2012-06-22 03:50:52 PM  
3/11 on the hard one. 10/10 on easy. Woo.
 
2012-06-22 03:51:15 PM  
The first one was easy since I was eating there when the interviewers were asking him questions.

ALL GLORY TO FURNANDO.
 
2012-06-22 03:52:45 PM  
Ha! I wasn't wearing pants in the first place! Suckers!
 
2012-06-22 03:55:45 PM  
Last week it was "put away your genitals" now it's ":take off your pants".
Well which is it FFS?
 
2012-06-22 03:57:15 PM  
First time ever on top (OK it was the easy version and I took it early - but still...)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
justadadX3 908
BrotherJew 895
Spiffmonious 871
chappy62 849
Red Shirt Blues 822
TabASlotB 753
Lego Pirate 750
feffer 749
loveblondieo 739
meow said the dog 737
 
2012-06-22 03:57:34 PM  

Lipspinach: Last week it was "put away your genitals" now it's ":take off your pants".
Well which is it FFS?


It really depends on the week. There was a distinct (but not unexpected) backlash to the mere suggestion that people attempt to put away their untamed genitalia
 
2012-06-22 04:00:40 PM  
being a lady is so much simpler.
 
2012-06-22 04:05:02 PM  
You're implying I'm wearing pants to begin with...
 
2012-06-22 04:06:45 PM  
it's hard to get a good score when you don't RTFA
 
2012-06-22 04:11:03 PM  
8 out of 11, highest score yet, must try harder.
 
2012-06-22 04:17:37 PM  
9 out of 11 and a 796...and no list. Soooo mad.

/I took too long reading them or I haz low reading grade
 
2012-06-22 04:21:47 PM  
Sitting here in the office in my underwear, all my co-workers calling the police.....
and it didn't even help my score.

253
 
2012-06-22 04:22:04 PM  
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 563

I've been way too productive this week.
 
2012-06-22 04:22:33 PM  
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 552

I am really sucking at the quiz for the last few weeks.
 
2012-06-22 04:23:33 PM  
Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 589
Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (176 seconds)

Why am I so crap
 
2012-06-22 04:25:22 PM  

Unfreakable: Lipspinach: Last week it was "put away your genitals" now it's ":take off your pants".
Well which is it FFS?

It really depends on the week. There was a distinct (but not unexpected) backlash to the mere suggestion that people attempt to put away their untamed genitalia


I'll just keep mine around my knees to be safe.
 
2012-06-22 04:30:05 PM  
Final Score:
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 640
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (92 seconds)
 
2012-06-22 04:34:17 PM  
this should last forever and thereby cement my rightful place in Fark history!!!!
Final Score:

11 out of 11 correct, total points = 949
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (151 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Sofa King Smart 949
 
2012-06-22 04:48:48 PM  

Sofa King Smart: this should last forever and thereby cement my rightful place in Fark history!!!!
Final Score:

11 out of 11 correct, total points = 949
Total time elapsed:

2 minutes (151 seconds)

Top 10 scores for this quiz:

Sofa King Smart 949


Screenshot that bad boy
 
2012-06-22 04:59:27 PM  
DAMN! Had to guess the last one and FAILED!
 
2012-06-22 05:15:39 PM  
Already had my pants off....
 
2012-06-22 05:35:56 PM  
well this fark'n sucked

4 out of 11 correct, total points = 353
 
2012-06-22 10:58:32 PM  
11 out of 11, 1007 points.
I need to get out more.
 
2012-06-23 12:58:28 AM  
Wooo, yeahhhh!!!

Top 10 scores for this quiz:
N-deutetrei 1007
Sofa King Smart 949
binkyman 939
Dallymo 923
Lego Pirate 915
feffer 914
Evildog 912
DuudeStanky 911
HelperKitty 897
Magorn 890

*does cabbage patch dance, very poorly*
 
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