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(Lifehacker)   Lifehacker tells you to "Pick the Right Watermelon by Looking at Its Bottom". Also useful for Friday night bar scene   (lifehacker.com) divider line 32
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2012-06-22 04:08:30 PM
Yellowish Bottoms aren't recommended unless you're in to Asians....or this:

www.notjustyet.com

/hello ....is this thing on???
 
2012-06-22 04:08:53 PM
HEY-O!

Just borrowing headlines from the Lifehacker comments, eh?
 
2012-06-22 04:10:15 PM
Wat-ter mel-lon, you make the snackin' world go rooouuuuund
 
2012-06-22 04:10:46 PM
I think thumping them is also a good idea.
 
2012-06-22 04:11:41 PM
I'm going to continue to tap the melons, but I'll also make sure she as a round, creamy, smooth bottom, too. A fellow cant be too careful, ya know.
 
2012-06-22 04:11:47 PM
I thought you smelled the stem hole?

// gets me in trouble in bars
 
2012-06-22 04:12:00 PM

Brew78: Wat-ter mel-lon, you make the snackin' world go rooouuuuund


I was just a seedy lad, didn't know good melons from bad...
 
2012-06-22 04:12:10 PM
So a watermelon is supposed to make a b-flat.... I'll get right on taking my tuning fork to the supermarket, so when I pour the vodka into the melon, it tastes freshest..... because nobody is more finicky about produce than a room full of partying drunks.
 
2012-06-22 04:13:38 PM
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
 
2012-06-22 04:14:03 PM

ChipNASA: Yellowish Bottoms aren't recommended unless you're in to Asians


...but are almost impossible to avoid if you primarily hit on legless women.
 
2012-06-22 04:14:14 PM

rev. dave: I think thumping them is also a good idea.


Heating it up in the microwave til it's just right is a freaking art, and no one appreciates it dammit.
 
2012-06-22 04:19:11 PM

ChipNASA: Yellowish Bottoms aren't recommended unless you're in to Asians....or this:

[www.notjustyet.com image 400x600]

/hello ....is this thing on???


I came to make a remark about looking at banana bottoms

/yellow on the outside, white on the inside
 
2012-06-22 04:20:08 PM

Fano: ChipNASA: Yellowish Bottoms aren't recommended unless you're in to Asians....or this:

[www.notjustyet.com image 400x600]

/hello ....is this thing on???

I came to make a remark about looking at banana bottoms

/yellow on the outside, white on the inside


I thought we called those twinkies.
 
2012-06-22 04:22:49 PM

ChipNASA: Yellowish Bottoms aren't recommended unless you're in to Asians....or this:

[www.notjustyet.com image 400x600]

/hello ....is this thing on???


I'd like to get in to that...
 
2012-06-22 04:25:21 PM
There's a thread not too far down the list where it seems we are being discouraged from looking at bottoms.

/confused
 
2012-06-22 04:31:45 PM
1337 ass tip. Im goin to the store to hack at some watermelons
 
2012-06-22 04:47:32 PM
www.metalsucks.net

Taking notes.
 
2012-06-22 04:59:15 PM
What a watermelon bottom might look like.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-22 05:02:47 PM
Who listens to LifeSlacker anyway?
 
2012-06-22 05:13:10 PM
I suspect I will be returning to this thread.
 
2012-06-22 05:14:29 PM
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2012-06-22 05:32:26 PM
How do I pick the best fried chicken?

/I did not post that...
 
2012-06-22 06:33:15 PM
The side opposite the stem needs to be coming out of the melon like an outty belly button. If its still inside the melon then its not ripe enough. Mmmm watermelon.
 
2012-06-22 06:36:03 PM

ChipNASA: Yellowish Bottoms aren't recommended unless you're in to Asians....or this:

[www.notjustyet.com image 400x600]

/hello ....is this thing on???


I see her divot.
 
2012-06-22 06:39:44 PM

AssAsInAssassin: How do I pick the best fried chicken?

/I did not post that...


www.tensionnot.com
The real challenge is picking out a ripe invisible watermelon.

/I did not post that either...
 
2012-06-22 07:12:02 PM
Who buys watermelons in bars anyway?
 
2012-06-22 07:17:12 PM
img706.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-22 07:23:29 PM
This is also Alton Brown's advice. Pick a melon that has a white bottom because it has been there longer! Don't argue with the master!
 
2012-06-22 10:07:55 PM

Decillion: "Why is there a watermelon there?"


I'll tell you later.
 
2012-06-22 10:28:04 PM
My advice: Marry a woman with a nice ass.
 
2012-06-23 12:39:01 AM

Nick Nostril: My advice: Marry a woman with a nice ass.*


*Advice not applicable in Tijuana.
 
2012-06-23 12:53:45 AM
not only do you want a yellow bottom, but a small one as well. The large ones mean the watermelon grew out and not up, which hampers its growth and therefore its taste.

You also judge melons by weight. Two similar sized melons; the heavier one has more juice to it.

So small bottomed heavyweights
 
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