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(Lehigh Valley Live)   Failure by numbers: 54 years old, 10:17AM, 2 cars, BAC .238   (lehighvalleylive.com) divider line 21
    More: Fail, BAC, Active Users, blood alcohol, Bethlehem  
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2012-06-22 03:38:44 PM
FTFA: Mary Jo Fillis, 54, of the 2100 block of Aster Road in the city, was involved in a two-vehicle crash at 10:17 a.m. Thursday in the 1100 block of Eaton Avenue, police report.

I'm confused. Was hers one of the "two vehicles" or in addition to the "two vehicles"?

These things are important.

Also: Whatchu talkin 'bout, Fillis?
 
2012-06-22 05:08:20 PM
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2012-06-22 05:19:23 PM
Failure by numbers:

#2
 
2012-06-22 05:24:22 PM

#2: Failure by numbers:

#2


Are you the new #2?
 
#2 [TotalFark]
2012-06-22 05:32:03 PM

Ed Finnerty: #2: Failure by numbers:

#2

Are you the new #2?


I have been, and always shall be, #2
 
2012-06-22 05:59:25 PM

Ed Finnerty: #2: Failure by numbers:

#2

Are you the new #2?


Who does #2 work for?!
 
2012-06-22 06:01:29 PM
No one notice that it's Mary of Bethlehem? She was always filled with the spirit.
 
2012-06-22 06:02:31 PM

Shrinkwrap: Ed Finnerty: #2: Failure by numbers:

#2

Are you the new #2?

Who does #2 work for?!


Must be some old folks in here to remember that show.
 
2012-06-22 06:45:16 PM
Non-story, overzealous woman driver.
 
2012-06-22 06:56:50 PM

Some Texan: No one notice that it's Mary of Bethlehem? She was always filled with the spirit.


That has to be the only reason this was green lighted.
 
2012-06-22 07:01:30 PM
Mary wasn't a resident of Bethlehem. She was just there for the census. Oh, and to give birth to the Son of God.

So she'll always have that going for her.
 
2012-06-22 07:02:14 PM

Godscrack: It's as easy to learn as your ABC.


You can reach the top of your profession, if you become the leader of the land.
 
2012-06-22 07:09:54 PM
She was partying way late, mates.
 
2012-06-22 07:13:20 PM
Look, if you're able to drive 2 cars at once, even if drunk, that's pretty impressive.
 
2012-06-22 07:26:43 PM
I told you she was hardcore.
 
2012-06-22 07:49:06 PM
Subby left off "woman".
 
2012-06-22 07:49:30 PM
BAC .238

pffft...amateur
 
2012-06-22 08:24:41 PM

Lost_in_Oregon: Shrinkwrap: Ed Finnerty: #2: Failure by numbers:

#2

Are you the new #2?

Who does #2 work for?!

Must be some old folks in here to remember that show.


Who is number 1?

They remade it a few years back....yeah, the remake sucked.
 
2012-06-22 09:10:19 PM

Happy Hours: Lost_in_Oregon: Shrinkwrap: Ed Finnerty: #2: Failure by numbers:

#2

Are you the new #2?

Who does #2 work for?!

Must be some old folks in here to remember that show.

Who is number 1?

They remade it a few years back....yeah, the remake sucked.


I'm more than old enough to remember the show, but my first thought went to Al Qaeda No. 2, #1 for job insecurity.
 
2012-06-22 11:59:28 PM
1.21 GigaBeers?!?!
 
2012-06-23 12:01:04 AM
Amateur.
 
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