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(Right Wing Watch)   Michele Bachmann: Obama undercut the Magna Carta by halting deportations of young people. Also, the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the government   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 234
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2012-06-23 03:45:10 AM

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.

"One...twohoo...three...CRUNCH".

I'm not sure you want to go there.


I really, really don't! Like I said...OUCH!
 
2012-06-23 04:20:21 AM
Well to be fair King John also largely ignored the Magna Carta. But I see the analogy attempting to be made. Too bad the power Obama exercised happens to be a specific one outlined in the friggin' Constitution itself. Kind of trumps out-dated documents from other nations I think.
 
2012-06-23 04:34:03 AM

burning_bridge: Well to be fair King John also largely ignored the Magna Carta. But I see the analogy attempting to be made. Too bad the power Obama exercised happens to be a specific one outlined in the friggin' Constitution itself. Kind of trumps out-dated documents from other nations I think.


Bad King John is my direct ancestor. The Magna Carta is overrated.
 
2012-06-23 05:54:06 AM
Obama violated the constitution by being a black president. Can't any of you see that? When the founding fathers wrote the constitution they never meant for a black man to be President, not along for black folks to be walking around with white folks and carring along. You all need to stop this abomination and get this country back into the hands that it belongs in, the likes of Ford, JP Morgan, Carnegie, those are the people that know whats good for us.
 
2012-06-23 06:02:17 AM
It's like watching The Bachelor or Real Housewives: you can actually feel brain cells dying, squealing in agony to just. Make. The. Stupid. Stop.
 
2012-06-23 06:30:02 AM

Hagbardr: Obama undercut the Law of the Universe, the Law of the Galaxy when he joined Kalgan's mutiny on the Southern Sun.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Kalgan, take me away!
 
2012-06-23 07:07:47 AM

unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?


Because all the Minnesota DNC has their heads stuck up Lenin's butt....Bachmann probably one of the few in Minn who does not know the words to Internationale
 
2012-06-23 08:35:08 AM

dugitman: Obama undercut the Treaty of Tripoli when he denied being a mussulman.


Only article 11.
 
2012-06-23 09:05:11 AM
Obama violated The Treaty of Armens when he said the Sheliak Corporate's banking sector needed common-sense regulations.
 
2012-06-23 09:13:21 AM
Obama violated the 3/5ths compromise by only being 1/2 white?
 
2012-06-23 09:37:27 AM

halB: Well, really the issue is, is the Magna Carta common law, or is it statutory?

You see, all states aside from Louisiana use pre-1776 English common law*. Sure, it may have been overturned in subsequent decisions or by statute, but it is still there and can still be cited to as good law. So if the magna carta is viewed as being the common law, then Obama could undercut it.

*The date may vary by a bit based upon the state's previous ownership and date of becoming a state. But ballpark around there.


I'd say just about anything Bachmann can complain about being violated in the Magna Carte by Obama was already overridden by the Constitution.
 
2012-06-23 09:43:06 AM
Obama undermined the entire English Constitution when he mis-quoted Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
 
2012-06-23 09:48:11 AM
bachman needs a 2 hours session with about 6 NFL linemen who haven't been laid in about a week. that would clear her mind up.
 
2012-06-23 10:50:39 AM
Obama violated the CHOAM compact when he used the house atomics to breach the shield wall.
 
2012-06-23 11:10:01 AM
She's farking loopy.

/the eighth dwarf
 
2012-06-23 11:34:55 AM
bachman: Barack Obama sees that he is the law. That's unbelievable.

'bout right
 
2012-06-23 11:48:25 AM
Obama undermined the North Atlantic Treaty Organization by taking his family to the Pacific state of Hawaii at Christmas.
 
2012-06-23 11:52:43 AM
"whispered to the Russian, Communist president"

I didn't realize that Russia was still a communist regime. Thanks Ms Derpmann for clearing that out.
 
2012-06-23 12:36:07 PM

Linux_Yes: bachman needs a 2 hours session with about 6 NFL linemen who haven't been laid in about a week. that would clear her mind up.


I'm sure she's well-experienced in watching men fapping (each other).
 
2012-06-23 12:48:58 PM

usernameguy: Obama violated the Edict of Worms by attending a Protestant church.


Damn, that's a real thing? I would have sworn it was a Warhammer Fantasy sourcebook.
 
2012-06-23 12:51:35 PM

DancingElkCondor: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

Because all the Minnesota DNC has their heads stuck up Lenin's butt....Bachmann probably one of the few in Minn who does not know the words to Internationale


This answers the question, though not entirely in the way you intended.
 
2012-06-23 01:32:05 PM

Hagbardr: Obama undercut the White Gold Concordat when he failed to enforce the ban on Talos worship.


And I, as a true son of Skyrim, support our Redguard leader for this! The Obamakiin comes!

Bachmann needs to take an arrow to the knee. And one to the mouth to shut her up.
 
2012-06-23 01:41:01 PM
Obama violated subby's mom when he violated subby's mom.
 
2012-06-23 01:48:21 PM
I think Michelle Bachmann needs a very prominent spot in the Romney campaign, so she can speak as often and to as many people as possible.

That's definitely in the Nation's best interests.
 
2012-06-23 01:55:48 PM
farkers...i am disappoint nobody mentioned...

i55.photobucket.com

obama violated article 15 of the shadow proclamation when he used an unauthorized time vortex manipulator to go back in time and place his birth announcement in a hawaiian newspaper in 1961. and CLEARLY, this is only a class 5 planet!!

and also obvious

i27.photobucket.com

Obama violated the first two rules of fight club, by well...talking about fight club
 
2012-06-23 03:26:36 PM

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.


Oily Taint on Bender?
 
2012-06-23 03:32:53 PM

Brytanica1: .

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.


With all the corndog practice, she may provide more 'tooth action' than would be considered desirable.
 
2012-06-23 04:15:56 PM

DancingElkCondor: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

Because all the Minnesota DNC has their heads stuck up Lenin's butt....Bachmann probably one of the few in Minn who does not know the words to Internationale


beatlesfacts.files.wordpress.com

"Up my what now?"

t3.gstatic.com

"Shut the f*ck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"

4.bp.blogspot.com

"What the f*ck's he talking about, Dude?"
 
2012-06-23 05:10:32 PM

ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?

If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.

I'm with you there, I was just wondering about our National Policy as a whole. It seems this policy has been in place for the first three years of the Obama administration. How on earth do we not offer citizenship for honorable service? To me, that should be pretty much automatic.


We might when our starship troopers actually wipe out those bugs from Klendathu
 
2012-06-23 05:18:28 PM
Came for the Shadow Proclamation and White Gold Concordat references.

Leaving happy.

/House Intel Committee, eh?
 
2012-06-23 08:34:18 PM

quatchi: Came for the Shadow Proclamation and White Gold Concordat references.

Leaving happy.

/House Intel Committee, eh?


How about the Rules of Acquisition?
 
2012-06-24 12:40:29 AM

Pud: dahmers love zombie: I think the way she gets her information is she wakes up in the morning, reads absolutely every email she has that starts with "Fwd: fwd: FWD: FWD: fwd: fwd: FWD", utterly believes every piece of information in them, and goes about her day informed by nothing else.

She really is quite an ignorant person for having as much education as she does.

I'm always a little skeptical of those, unless they say somewhere in the email that "this is true."

/Because nobody on the internet would EVER lie about a thing like that.


My mom sent me one that said "Verified by Snoops"

manhattaninfidel.com
 
2012-06-24 12:19:44 PM

Rashnu: Bucky Katt: Rashnu: As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

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/sorry :(

she is batshiat insane you yeah she's totally believable

Wat? Are you alleging that a member of the certifiably insane has infiltrated the highest levels of our government and been given access to sensitive details regarding national security? Now who's the conspiracy theorist? ;)


Nobody is insinuating that she comprehends sensitive information.
 
2012-06-24 02:57:08 PM

Obama violated the laws of warp physics by singing the lyrics to Lead Breakfast.

2.bp.blogspot.com

www.carefreemaneuver.com
 
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