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(Right Wing Watch)   Michele Bachmann: Obama undercut the Magna Carta by halting deportations of young people. Also, the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the government   (rightwingwatch.org ) divider line
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2012-06-22 10:31:53 PM  

odinsposse: Michelle Bachmann: Senior U.S. Representative who currently sits on the House Intelligence Committee, Committee on Financial Services, and is a goddamn moron.


That is farking terrifying.
Seriously, how the F*CK is that even possible?
 
2012-06-22 10:39:44 PM  

El Morro: odinsposse: Michelle Bachmann: Senior U.S. Representative who currently sits on the House Intelligence Committee, Committee on Financial Services, and is a goddamn moron.

That is farking terrifying.
Seriously, how the F*CK is that even possible?


They put her on the Intelligence Committee so she couldn't talk about it. It was to shut her up.
 
2012-06-22 10:45:58 PM  

that bosnian sniper: Sabyen91: Dog Welder: Obama undercut the Hawley-Smoot tariff when he...

Okay, look, I haven't got a joke for this one. I just think the "Hawley-Smoot tariff" sounds awesome.

Carry on.

Smoot-Hawley

It's "Hoot-Smalley", goddammit.


is0.4sqi.net

www.thecontrarianmedia.com

I like that bill! And doggone it, people like me.
 
2012-06-22 10:57:16 PM  
Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

Do any of her former white knights wish to continue that debate?

Difficulty: produce evidence of the Muslin Brotherhood penetrating the federal government. Even if it's just the tip, and only for just a second.
 
2012-06-22 10:58:35 PM  

DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.


I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.
 
2012-06-22 11:03:16 PM  
Two words:

Corn dog!
 
2012-06-22 11:06:37 PM  
Obama violated the shadow proclamation when he let the sauntaruns install atmos units in everyone's cars.
 
2012-06-22 11:12:42 PM  

Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.


Best guess I can come up with is that they were embarassed by reality, as it tends to not favor them all that much.

It's much easier just to blame libs.
 
2012-06-22 11:26:24 PM  

DeArmondVI: Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.

Best guess I can come up with is that they were embarassed by reality, as it tends to not favor them all that much.

It's much easier just to blame libs.


Yup, camera's are notoriously liberal.
 
2012-06-22 11:26:33 PM  
Obama violated the Peace of Augsburg when he confiscated church land and handed it out to teh Gheys!
 
2012-06-22 11:27:46 PM  

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

[i.imgur.com image 640x543]

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.


I was hoping against hope that with redistricting she would no longer be my representative. Sadly that didn't come to pass.
 
2012-06-22 11:27:57 PM  

Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Sabyen91: DeArmondVI: Flash back to one year ago. Bachmann was on the cover of Time magazine sporting mad crazy eyes. Right wingers then frothed with righteous indignation claiming media bias since, clearly, Bachmann is not nuts.

I really didn't get that. EVERY picture of her has her sporting the same eyes.

Best guess I can come up with is that they were embarassed by reality, as it tends to not favor them all that much.

It's much easier just to blame libs.

Yup, camera's are notoriously liberal.


Could somebody please give my apostrophe back?
 
2012-06-22 11:34:37 PM  
Obama murderlated(TM) the Geneva Accords when he sent his Muslim Death squads to eradicate loyalists in our close allies of China and ruined my holiday in Cambodia.

Also, he smells funny and stole Marcus's sammich, godammit!
 
2012-06-22 11:57:05 PM  

PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...


She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.
 
2012-06-22 11:58:22 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 478x269]

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.


Im sorry to be a lich you have to be a magic user.
 
2012-06-22 11:59:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.


Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.
 
2012-06-23 12:01:55 AM  
Obama violated the Dungeon Master's Guide 2nd Edition.
 
2012-06-23 12:02:18 AM  

Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.


You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.
 
2012-06-23 12:03:30 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.


Wait, that was where I was looking.

/Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.
 
2012-06-23 12:18:36 AM  

Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.


Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?
 
2012-06-23 12:22:41 AM  

ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?


If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.
 
2012-06-23 12:28:18 AM  

Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?

If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.


I'm with you there, I was just wondering about our National Policy as a whole. It seems this policy has been in place for the first three years of the Obama administration. How on earth do we not offer citizenship for honorable service? To me, that should be pretty much automatic.
 
2012-06-23 12:37:29 AM  

ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: ox45tallboy: Sabyen91: /Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

Hey, Sayben, you're intelligent. Have we really been deporting immigrants who serve in the military and are honorably discharged, and, if so, why? And why in the hell are the Republicans saying they should still be deported?

If you think I know anything about what Republicans think you are mistaken. They are an alien race to me. They are insane, stupid, evil people.

I'm with you there, I was just wondering about our National Policy as a whole. It seems this policy has been in place for the first three years of the Obama administration. How on earth do we not offer citizenship for honorable service? To me, that should be pretty much automatic.


Obama has been pushing for a path for those in the military quite a bit longer than the current news stories suggest. Link Republicans love obstructing any humanity that is proposed. I don't know what the DoJ has been doing as a policy about deporting those who have served. I doubt it was a priority.
 
2012-06-23 12:42:06 AM  

Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.

Wait, that was where I was looking.

/Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.


There are abysses one should not enter.
 
2012-06-23 12:45:23 AM  
As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

cdn.ricochet.com

/sorry :(
 
2012-06-23 12:45:51 AM  

thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction. I'm walking on air, I never though I could feel so freeheeheeeeee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it beeee? Believe it or not, it's just meeeeeeeeeee!


FTFY
 
2012-06-23 12:57:51 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: Sabyen91: Gyrfalcon: PsiChick: propasaurus: Then there's also her comments that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our government, and calls for investigations to root them out. Reminiscent of her calls for members of Congress to be investigated for unAmerican activities.

I think it's more reminiscent of a mental disorder.

/Seriously, at this stage...

She is beginning to sound less rational than Orly Taitz on a bender.

Rule 34 failed me (at least for now). I looked for Orly Taitz on Bender.

You got lucky. Looking for Orly Taitz anywhere on GIS would drive you into the abyss.

Wait, that was where I was looking.

/Pfft, as if I have never been to the abyss.

There are abysses one should not enter.


Oh, yeah, I have been burned by the crazy.
 
2012-06-23 12:58:43 AM  

ciderczar: thamike: lockers: Hate her or love her, you have to admit she has a point.Kim Kardashian is a business savvy intellectual with boundless talent


Believe it or not, what you said sounds even more retarded than the correction. I'm walking on air, I never though I could feel so freeheeheeeeee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer, who could it beeee? Believe it or not, it's just meeeeeeeeeee!

FTFY


I loved that show.
 
2012-06-23 01:03:22 AM  
*sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.
 
2012-06-23 01:05:27 AM  

Somacandra: unlikely: Any Minnesota Farkers want to tell us why she keeps getting elected?

[i.imgur.com image 640x543]

Gerrymandering. She's #6. Under new district map, she's safer than ever before.


That is one of the most ridiculous district geometries geometry I've ever seen.
 
2012-06-23 01:07:12 AM  

Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.


I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.
 
2012-06-23 01:08:23 AM  

Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.


I hope she gets cervical cancer because of all those lies about the vaccine. But the HPV virus is transferred sexually, and since she hasn't figured out her husband yet and all of her kids are adopted, I don't think cervical cancer is likely.
 
2012-06-23 01:09:39 AM  

ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.


I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.
 
2012-06-23 01:14:40 AM  

Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.


One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.
 
2012-06-23 01:14:41 AM  
Obama flagrantly and obviously violates Dred Scott v. Sandford.
 
2012-06-23 01:16:50 AM  

Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.


Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.
 
2012-06-23 01:20:04 AM  

Sabyen91: Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.


Shes married to a guy more flaming than the Olympic torch and all of her kids are adopted. She probably needs a few licks around the head as well.
 
2012-06-23 01:26:16 AM  

Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.


Look, if you are fishing for a pity bj, I am not going to fall for that old trick!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 23 times...
 
2012-06-23 01:30:27 AM  
Well, really the issue is, is the Magna Carta common law, or is it statutory?

You see, all states aside from Louisiana use pre-1776 English common law*. Sure, it may have been overturned in subsequent decisions or by statute, but it is still there and can still be cited to as good law. So if the magna carta is viewed as being the common law, then Obama could undercut it.

*The date may vary by a bit based upon the state's previous ownership and date of becoming a state. But ballpark around there.
 
2012-06-23 01:35:23 AM  

Rashnu: As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

[cdn.ricochet.com image 608x600]

/sorry :(


she is batshiat insane you yeah she's totally believable
 
2012-06-23 01:54:17 AM  

Brytanica1: Look, if you are fishing for a pity bj, I am not going to fall for that old trick!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 23 times...


blogs.theage.com.au

"In a row?"

 
2012-06-23 02:09:55 AM  

Bucky Katt: Rashnu: As a sitting member of the House Intelligence Committee she has access to classified information that we don't have. Just sayin'...

[cdn.ricochet.com image 608x600]

/sorry :(

she is batshiat insane you yeah she's totally believable


Wat? Are you alleging that a member of the certifiably insane has infiltrated the highest levels of our government and been given access to sensitive details regarding national security? Now who's the conspiracy theorist? ;)
 
2012-06-23 02:28:41 AM  

Rashnu: Wat? Are you alleging that a member of the certifiably insane has infiltrated the highest levels of our government and been given access to sensitive details regarding national security? Now who's the conspiracy theorist? ;)


Yeah, that's not been a problem since Athens decided to see what'd happen if you gave every land-owner a vote or anything.
 
2012-06-23 02:30:55 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 478x269]

Obama violated the Treaty of Guadelupe Hidalgo by visiting Governor SheLich in Arizona.


Does this mean we can give Texas back to Mexico?
 
2012-06-23 02:33:33 AM  
Can I still vote for her?
 
2012-06-23 02:35:49 AM  
FTFA: Michele Bachmann took her propensity for promoting conspiracy theories to another level this week while speaking with the American Family Association's Sandy Rios

A right wing hate group. I'm so surprised I could just yawn.

img27.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-23 02:41:50 AM  
Obama Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing the moment he wrote single to salute and wait for answer again.
 
2012-06-23 03:19:28 AM  

Lunaville: I was going to read the article, but I can't. If I won't to try to wrestle sense out of the nonsense spewing of psychotic people, I'll go home and visit my parents.


I started to read, but the Stupid, it Burns.
 
2012-06-23 03:25:39 AM  

Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.


"One...twohoo...three...CRUNCH".

I'm not sure you want to go there.
 
2012-06-23 03:44:27 AM  

Brytanica1: Sabyen91: Brytanica1: Sabyen91: ciderczar: Brytanica1: *sigh*

We live in a world where Gabby Giffords gets shot and this coont is still walking around.

And yes, I will catch some flak for that I'm sure, but fark it. I am * tired* of being nice, I am tired of the whole "well everyone is entitled to their opinions" spiel. Especially when their opinions are that I am not a human being deserving of the same rights they get handed to them as a matter of course.

fark their opinions. I hope she dies of stomach cancer screaming until she can't breathe, alone.

I read that as shot in the coont and thought I forgot everything I knew about the female anatomy.

I will shoot her in the coont. I will throw myself on the crazy grenade. I suspect she just needs good luvin after years with Marcus.

One truism that holds constant for both straight and gay guys...

Never stick your dick in crazy.

She can't possibly be good in bed. Her idea of a blowjob is probably closing her eyes and a few tentative licks around the head.

Meh, it has been awhile. I could use a couple of licks around the head. :)

/How many licks does it take? Ouch.

Look, if you are fishing for a pity bj, I am not going to fall for that old trick!

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 23 times...


LOL, excellent comeback.
 
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